/nzg/ - New Zealand General: Late Edition
Why are IDs even gone?
palmy nth signing in.
bored as fuck.
where the fucks the weed at im having issues finding some. But then i dont know anyone who provides shit that isnt sprayed with oven cleaner.
Shits bad yo
>Christchurch
So late.
Its 2017. Why havent you modded your dick yet?
>>719854307
do you think that thing gets checked in TSA Prechecks?
wow that looks painful and that gash looks incredibly uncomfortable.
>>719854307
Oh, but I have.
Lets do this, post usernames and wins.
>>719845303
indypoping2
Sweet talk her for a little and she will cave
Emee_gby
>>719845364
bonus
https://plus.google.com/100150639272519893994
Give me all your hottest redheads /b/
>>719854572
Bump
Bumpppp
Feminism Thread
>>719853946
Thread was kill. new Fred.
http://edition.cnn.com/interactive/2017/01/politics/trump-inauguration-gigapixel/?cnnApp
Gigapixel image of the Trump inauguration to check out... Post your favorite audience members. I'll start with a few.
double trash
Going in before he gets deported
Western Asian Thread
What do you mean by western asian? Like wasian? Or asian american?
>>719847552
Yeah, like asian american or stuff like that. Basically asian genetics, asian sexiness, but Western culture
>>719847631
Ohhh.. Okay. So like pic related?
post sluts you have cum in, (any hole counts) all three for her
M-P-A
Start rolling
>>719844521
bump
>>719844521
Bruh not dis nigger again
/roll
Pokemon box 3.
Previous thread:
>>719838216
Requests welcome.
/r/ing pokemon being used as cock sleeves
m/f doesn't matter
new creepshot thread? New creepshot thread. mostly showers or under the door shit
Crappy quality, sorry
>be me
>mummy's chunky 550 pounder
>wake up at 5pm
>roll over in my play pen
>something is missing
>my waifu pillow is gone
>that bitch has kidnapped her
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>no reply
>roll out of the pen but too fat to stand
>crawl along the floor
>poopoo and peepee bottles fall in my wake
>my soiled mlp onesie becoming a jackson pollock canvas of poo and pee
>roll down the stairs and see mummy in the kitchen
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HER, WHORE?!
I-I don't know what you're talking about sweetie
MY WAIFU! WHERE IS SHE!
Your pillow... thing. I took it to the laundrette it was all gross and crusty
MY WAIFU PILLOW I SHALL FIND, THEN YOU SHALL EAT TENDIES FROM MY BEHIND
>pull myself onto my legs for the first time in years
>can feel my knees buckling under the weight of my ample frame
>i strap on my naruto headband, grab my minecraft sword and waddle out the door on my chivalrous quest
>people gag as i pass them on the street
>others flee in terror at the sight of me lumbering down the street trailing poopoo behind me
>get to the laundrette
RELEASE HER FROM HER SOAPY PRISON!
>the laundrette worker looks shocked
e-excuse me
MY WAIFU YOU ODOROUS CRONE! I AM TO BELIEVE THAT SHE IS HOUSED WITHIN ONE OF THESE SPINNING DEATHTRAPS!
oh, y-you're mrs anon's ch-child... your mother's washing is over here
>i see my love being drowned in a vortex of water and suds
REEEEEEEEEEE! SHE'S DYING YOU MALODOROUS FIEND! HOW CAN YOU LET AN INNOCENT FLOWER WILT AND DIE THIS WAY!
>i use all my tard strength to rip the machine door from it's hinges
>water floods the room as i stand triumphant sword held high and waifu in hand
>make my way home expecting tendies for the returning hero
>instead see the blue and red flashing lights of the law
>they tackle me to the ground, the stench causing them to vomit all over me
IS THIS HOW AMERICA TREATS IT'S HEROES?!
>they separate me from my love and throw me in the back of a car
>i can see them dragging her away as my eyes fill with tears
>never see her again
rip OP
>>719836954
I lold 9.5/10
>>719836954
A modern Shakespearean tragedy :(
Any anons looking to talk about kinks they have that they are afraid to share with anyone they actually know?
>>719847817
maybe
>>719848046
Why the maybe? Got kik anon?
I have this kink where I get really turned on by the kink that I am describing in this sentence.
deutsch faden
#WeilsEhSchonSpätIs-Edition
Wenn ihr ein Gesetz erlassen oder aufheben könntet - welches wäre es?
Wenn ihr eine Steuer erhöhen oder aufheben könntet - welche wäre es?
Wenn ihr eine Sache verbieten oder erlauben könntet, auch "nicht gesetzlich verbotenes", zB öffentlich nackt rumlaufen, was wäre es?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWlw362oZH0
reportiere ein.
GEIL, SONNTAG IS HIGHTAG
NUDE GAME, improved edition
Rules are simple:
1. Post a clothed picture of your girlfriend/wife and choose a number between 0 and 9.
2. If someone replies with that number (last digit), you post any picture they request.
3. If someone replied with dubs you post another non nude
4. Best to make your request in your reply and not later as to avoid confusion.
5. If you post a pic of your girl for rolls but don't put a number, ALL ROLLS on her will count as valid.
6. reply only to pictures with numbers, dont reroll on your roll expecting OP to see it.
Get 7
>>719849295
Tits
>>719849295
Tits
>>719849295
Tits