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Its 2017. Why havent you modded your dick yet?

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Its 2017. Why havent you modded your dick yet?
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>>719854307
do you think that thing gets checked in TSA Prechecks?
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wow that looks painful and that gash looks incredibly uncomfortable.
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>>719854307
Oh, but I have.
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>>719854307
Because I'd like to be able to get an erection 5 years from now
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>>719854307
>>719854509
you know, with a little foreplay you wouldn't need all that shit to please your woman
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>>719854307
I'm not sure if I want to meet the woman who would willingly put that inside of her.
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That's the most horrific penis I've ever seen OP
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>>719854579
Same
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>>719854463
I'm not 100% confident that the man pictured is technically erect. I'm pretty sure he might have taxidermied that thing.
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I don't know if I want to continue living
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>>719854307
This gives me that uneasy feeling like walking back from the bathroom in a dark hallway, dude will regret it in 3 years if even that. Sucked in, degenerate.
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>>719854307
Does that thing even work anymore?
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is that what a trannies vagina looks like
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the real question is why hasnt that person killed itself yet
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>>719854307
>>719854509
What's the purpose of slicing it open?
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>>719854307
what purpose does sliting your dick open have
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>>719854938
what is the purpose of not slicing it open?
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>>719855126
Are you answering my question with a question, bish?
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>>719854938
>>719854969
I remember hearing about an old aboriginal tradition where they would do that so one man could insert his dick into the other's.
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>>719854307
Because I wanna have kids eventually
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>>719854307
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>>719854509
Looks like a hotdog that you left in the microwave too long, which was slo infected with HIV, herps and warts.
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>>719855234
>fucking some good penispussy
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>>719854938
more edges to cut yourself on
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>>719855399
And now I can no longer eat kielbasas.
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>>719854307
Because I don't feel like making my dick look like the kind of shit abomination fuckers you see over at /d/ would adopt the idea of.
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>>719854307
what the motherfuck
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>>719855234
>>719855485
Well I'm assuming it's makes the cock thicker since it kinda opens up.... But damn.
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>>719855609
I frequent /d/ and can confirm.
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>>719854307
2 edge 4 mi
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>>719854307
It's x, why haven't you y yet? Solve for go fuck yourself.
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>>719854307
Because I'm not a fucking idiot
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>>719854307
It's 2017. Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
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can't wait to see what his dick will look like when he's 70.
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>>719855884
Gay niggerfaggot why would you want to see that.
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Well, split my dick and call me Kaitlyn.
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..... God Emperor save us
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>>719854509

How are you supposed to fuck anyone let alone a human with that worthless dick.
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>>719856024
He's strictly a bottom.
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Um it looks like there's genital warts all over it and that split in the middle really gets to me. Ouch. Looks like a big open wound
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>>719856231

fucking hell just stop, they're not even penis mods, just self-mutilation.
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>>719856231
this is disgusting and you need mental help
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>>719856231
guess it's not about aesthetics? it looks like a mess.
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>>719856231
What are does bubbles?
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>>719856231
Suddenly sexual reassignment surgery doesn't seem so bad.
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>>719856536
Those Are metal balls peopl get implanted under the skin some put them in their face or chest or back areas. But this guy got them in his dick I guess. I would be scared if I was a woman. A dragon tattoo covering the dick would be way more attractive
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>>719856607
I want to see your pee hole
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>>719856231
Ribbed, for her pleasure
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>>719856607
My puss and i are so fucking intrigued.
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I hope you die of aids faggot better yet an hero
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>>719857019
Or warts for her pleasure
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If you have a girl friend or fuck buddy, I would love to see what mods she has?
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>>719856536
when they come it shoots out like a bb gun
pew pew
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>>719855126
Being able to aim when you piss and experience sexual pleasure.
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i pierced my dick freshman year of highschool i still have it in as well.
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>>719855202
>bish
okay kid, go to bed, it's past your bedtime
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>>719856607
>when you fuck a bee hive.
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>>719857393
Fight me.
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>>719856607
>when you want that HPV look.
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>>719856607
This would be cool if you could vape from it
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>>719854577
>thinking it's for the woman
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>>719858261
I would but.. I do not wanna catch what happen to your dick.
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>>719854307
That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen.
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>>719854307
because I'm not a fucking idiot
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lmao, I still haven't given up on life
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>>719857179
lmao
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>>719856607
you have too much time on your hands and your cock looks like a sack of cancer
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wtf is underneath the skin? metal balls ?
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>>719855384
underrated post, kek
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>>719859046
I under to used very we do via day few GI to part in from I or get good run he and your children as they don't have the people is how it was a Satan worshipper years he is a Satan worshipper years he is was just an evil and your children as they don't even Muslims as they don't have any proof for a race you even though they're doing
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>>719859705
If this one is American... he is a Trump vote.
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>>719854307
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>>719859705
You make no sense. Speak like a human.
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>>719858257
>>719858298
Samefag not.funny.
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>>719859773
Aldo his people is a Satan worshipper years ago we know it says to do it was a Satan sure is a banana took a Satan worshipper years he and to the link
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>>719854307
>>719854509
>>719856231
>>719856607
Moar you mutilated faggot.
Also, did anyone actually agree to let you tap their puss with that alien-looking mutant cock?
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>>719855932
your retard is showing.
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>>719856607
>>719856231
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>>719857179
KEK
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>>719854307
That doesnt look painful at all
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>>719854307
It's hard for me to grasp that this dick actually exists.
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Let's see that dickhole OP
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>>719854307
I have
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>>719860863
Yeshiva by shaming anything his people is a banana took a race you do it says you do it says you even have the people is a banana took a Satan brainwashed by Satan worshipper years ago we don't even have any proof for a banana
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I genuinely feel sorry for these people
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>>719861134
well said
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>>719861242
Agreed
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>>719861180
Why?they did it to themselves im sure.I find it rather fascinating.
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>>719861395
>>719861242
Quality census kill gay people and your children as they don't go to the people of innocent children in an agnostic atheist
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>>719856902
I'm not a dick modder but it seems weird to use metal balls. Silicone maybe, but I would think metal would just be uncomfortable to jack off, get a bj, etc. Doesn't seem like a pleasurable texture. But I suppose nothing about these modded dicks really looks pleasurable, to be honest.
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>>719856607
Can you even wank?
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>>719857179
Kek
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>>719856607
Alright I somewhat understand the piercings and subdermal implants, maybe it give it an interesting texture or whatever. What the fuck is that gauge supposed to accomplish though? Is it just to help you piss faster or something?
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ITS FUCKING OFFICAL

THERE IS NO GOD.

IF THERE WAS A GOD THIS WOULD EXIST
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>>719862315
but it does exist. so are you saying there is a god after all?
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>>719854307
>>719854509
daz sum hard core modification meng
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>>719858518
kek
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because there's no "save" and "undo" button in reality.

so while a little bit of me wonders what it must be like (same way I wonder what a 0ga prince albert, or tattoos are like) a vastly larger rest of me goes oh hell no.
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>>719854752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59kPqTZwfm0
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>>719864286
wat
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>>719855234

Correct.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_subincision
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>>719859587
agreed
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>>719854307
That Is fucking gross
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>>719854579
/thread
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>>719854907
no
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>>719857179
KEK
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>>719856231
that has to be the most disgusting Wang I've ever seen. I like boys, but if anyone whipped this out on me I would assault them.
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>>719859773
Leave it to a moron libcuck to make a thread about mutilated ducks into an assault on a different political party.
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this is what you get when you smoke crack whit your dick.
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>>719854307
>What made you do it OP
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>>719862820
god is a lobster
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newfags

I bet y'all havn't even seen penetrative docking
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>>719866886
One step closer to real life futa
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>>719860224
you're dumbass
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>>719865708
What chapter is that?
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>>719856231
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>>719854307
Because id like women to not run away screaming when they go to have sex with me
Pretty simple really
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>>719854307

top kek when a large magnet rips your dick off
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>>719854307
OP, how bad did that hurt?
1-10
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>>719868189
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>tfw no dick to modify
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>>719871184
>>719871638
Ok yeah but what in the ever living fuck
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>>719866019

>2017
>Still saying libcuck

Kindly kill yourself
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some people are scary
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>>719855234
>>719864539
Holy fuck, learned something new today. Humans are fucking weird man.
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I wonder what happens if they have to go through a metal detector.
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