Angela the milf wants to show you her fat pussy and hairless asshole. But only if you promise to cum for her. So, do you promise?
>>720446899
i promise
Yes but I have to go to work so post a fuckin webm fast
>>720447239
She wants you to ask permission like a good boy before you cum, if you promise to she'll wink her asshole for you. So...?
>>720447362
slow down.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>720439295
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
still here
not fast enough on my threads
maybe this will be a good thread
>>720448959
I mean, I don't really have a reason to like myself. And I've hated myself for long enough that I just do it
>>720449232
Yee
u wot?
I'm an alcoholic ask me anything.
some inb4s:
>why don't you just qui?
It's not that easy. It really isn't. I've been through some tough shit in my life and I've yet to figure out how to overcome this.
>what's your favorite drink?
120 proof Knob Creek out of the bottle chased with Bud Light.
>What's your favorite dinosaur?
Pterodactyl obviously.
Other alcoholics get the fuck in here.
>>720447869
>>720447869
>120 proof Knob Creek out of the bottle chased with Bud Light
My fucking nigga.
>>720448023
There is absolutely no way that is real.
My love for Rose has become debilitating. I usually enjoy crying, it makes me feel better. But this morning I started crying because I thinking about how I'll never be with Rose and the tears wouldn't stop flowing. I finally had to get drunk to make it stop. I don't know what I'll do if this becomes a regular occurrence.
>>720446237
who
>>720446237
Who?
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>>720448119
you have 30 seconds to prove you're retarded
my family and friends can't remember me because we did great things together until a jealous cyborg from the future burned those memories & experiences to nothingness. now i'm in pain a lot and all of my thoughts are slow, aka retarded.
>>720446772
I'm almost 25 and still a virgin, I don't trust women in relationships because they're bitches, and I wish to die a virgin.
>>720446772
HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US
who
the best
these are supposedly the same balls from an alternate angle
balls of b/
OP new thread here
11 porn boards faggot.
>>720446655
Nice
I bet you can't post better Guro Porn than this!
TRUST ME ITS NOT POSSIBLE!
>>720445878
>>720445878
>>720445902
>>720445980
can I just ask, what is the appeal in guro?
Deutschland Faden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLpdMToxngU
>>720443485
Guten Morgen Faden
Reportiere ein.
Amateur Nudes you want to share with other anons
Pic related
more of her anybody?
> Anyone have some OC?
Asked a grill from work out to drinks one night, she couldn't do the night I offered but came back with a counter night a bit later but she also said "is it a friends thing or a date thing" and I said it's not a date, just drinks. Was this wrong? I didn't want to scare her off and was using it mostly as a way to get to know her better anyway.
Also I can't for the life of me tell if she's interested or not, she's really quiet and never goes out of her way to talk to me but hasn't said no to anything I've offered and I don't know how to read it.
>>720445422
You blew it, son. She'll never respect you now unless you repair that hole in your self confidence boat. Come clean, tell her you're crazy about her, and you are attracted to her like flies on dog shit.
Works ere'time.
>>720445549
Fuck I hope not, if I say that and shes weirded out it's going to be weird at work and that's what I wanted to avoid with coffee
>>720445422
She would probably still think it's a bit of a date, have you spoken to her much prior to this?
Keen on you in a hard one but she's given you the chance
Albums of the 90s you listened to all the time when first released. But now you don't care much for.
>>720445796
i'd say that is probably the definitive album of the genre you described OP
Childhood sex stories? Childhood sex stories.
>be me, 8
>at mcdonald's with friend a year younger than me
>we go to the playground, have fun
>i have an idea while we're near the slide to suck each other off
>we take off our pants
>we suck each other off for about 20 seconds each
>i remember that his foreskin wouldn't go down
>we then go down the slide and continue the day as normal
Fast forward a couple years later:
>at a sleepover at his house with another friend
>ask him "hey remember when we were at mcdonald's that one time"
>he angrily replies "don't, bring, that, up"
Used to fuck with a cousin when we were both 12 till we were 15.
I'm well adjusted but I have regressions, I'm 26 and I'm fucking a younger cousin who is also 14 yo. She's enjoying it so I don't feel bad
Got plenty but no ones posting
Next door neighbor somehow sucked my dick when and was like 7. He was old and I guess lured me into the house or something. I just remember how crazy it was. Never told on him that was the late 70s. It didn't ruin my life or anything.