YLYL Thread
www.keklel.org/news/idiot-10000-matches-nsfw/
>>720422585
what the fuck did I just watch topkek
faces of /b/ thread
no I don't have a fucking penis
>>720421542
with a chin like that yeah right. now show your cock op
>>720421542
Are you sure?
can you check again?
Show us your penis.
I think I'm able to beat a gorilla bare handed.
Without joking.
I practise MMA since 6 years, boxing in parallel since 7 years
Also musuclation since 4 years, 1m87 for 86kg
I've got an inbelievable speed and reflexes as insane than my speed. I've just to wait it charged me, dodge it, hit it with great potatoes in the head and do it a hand key. I'll not left it, one mistake and the gorilla is dead.
There will always be virgins of here who'll say it's impossible. Nothing is impossible in this life my friends and number 2) this is not with your corpses of cowards that you'll do anything.
To begin with anybody a minimun trained can beat a gorilla with a knife . Bare handed that's not more hard, you just need technic
ps: i uck white girls
>>720419931
>hit it with great potatoes
wut
>>720419931
my condolences sir negro
>>720420348
come to my place i will explain you
Tea Thread!
What's your favourite type, how do you brew it and any thing else tea related!
What teas do you use to calm headaches? Anything that decreases blood pressure?
>>720419935
And of course as always, any teas that surpress appiete? I've heard pepper in is good for that, caffine as well though I'd rather not drink it.
>>720419999
Oh cool we got quads. Tonight's a special night.
>>720419935
I used to be big into black teas and coffee. Now too much caffeine makes me sick, so I've switched to green and herbal teas. I really love chamomile, peppermint, matcha, jasmine, and lemon
Loli / Shota thread
>>720422184
here 4 the boys
>>720422479
Same
>>720422578
fag0t
nude game, you know the drill
4
>>720416923
nude
4
>>720417120
ffwf
Donald Trump's administration is removing all references to climate change from government sites.
The only debate regarding climate change is the one between the world's scientists and uneducated conservatives who don't know what the fuck they're talking about.
Do you think climate change is a hoax? Does that guy on your facebook feed know something the world's entire scientific community does not? If you're one of these "skeptics" I would like to remind you that you do not have a degree in climatology and you do not understand the limitations and extent of the knowledge of those who do.
Climate change is not liberal propaganda. If you're a conservative then great, that's wonderful, but don't think every god damned thing is a left vs right issue. People need to understand corporate propaganda news networks want to keep us fighting amongst ourselves while their wealthy owners run off with all the fucking money.
Climate change is real. Only a fucking moron would suggest pumping insane amounts of carbon into the atmosphere would have no effects. We need a plan to mitigate it, not ignore it.
So what does Trump do? Appoints the CEO of Exxon Mobil (a company that knew about climate change in the 70's and lied to the public about it) as his secretary of state.
Donald Trump is a threat to mankind.
Trump.
The fucking niggers and faggots od'ing on nostalgia.
Not all decisions have major consequences, but this one sure as shit will.
I personally figured it wouldn't really matter and he would soften and get real when he got into office. But i was wrong and unfortunately Your USA is about to be retarded and raped into the 1800's
The problem is his fucking unrealistic right wing extremist views, he can't be reasonable.
Building a wall. what a disgusting waste of money, when there are plenty of intelligent alternatives that could lessen illegal immigration much more effectively. I could see a future where becuase
>muh wall
there is more illegal immigration because there will be less of a focus on personnel and illegal immigration because
>muh walll!!!
if youve seen the pictures so far and as an experienced at height rope worker I can confirm its not going to be difficult to get over, notwithstanding the fact most of the illegal immigration is not from people just tramping in across the border. A reliance on the wall will result in less of a focus on human patrol.
secondly this abortion thing. Are you fucking serious america? You want to have more fucking single white trash moms and nigger babies? That is good for America? unwanted children has never and never will be good for a nation. Get your president under control. Abortion is necessary for any reasonable society. Just enforce a 7 year IUD in every women with every abortion. Easy.
3rd the TPP.
The only reason your orange king decided to leave was because of the enviromental rules and the enforcement of labor standards. I won't even start with the environment part because it is a waste of time to discuss with extremist cucks, but the fact that trump wants to cut labor standards is the most fucking backwards thing i have ever heard. The 98% that have money will get a fuck ton richer and all the rest of you will get to work alot harder and for less pay, but at least you'll all have jobs.
disgraceful.
like the americans would care about the co2 in the Air driving v8 and shit
>>720411319
Hey OP! We just don't fucking care.
I know climate change is real but I support rolling back all the restrictions in favor of money. You see we just get one go around this life. So I do not care what happens to the environment or anything at all past the next 80 years or so.
Love reality
Ask teh 8 ball
>>720417683
Aand reask
>>720417523
Will my shit be purple in the morning?
>I've been drinking purple food coloring al day because I have nothing better to do.
>>720418770
Fuck you fucking 8-ball! Fucking tell fucking me if my fucking shit fucking will fucking be fucking purple fucking tomorrow fucking 8-fucking-fuck! FUCK!
CANADA THREAD
post your area code + region or city
e.g. 519 Kitchener-Waterloo
519
kichtener-waterloo
780 edmonton
>>720418288
Ur close to Moncton
Im just wondering how many boys vs girls are here on 4chan /b.
If you are a girl, post a pic with a date stamp - selfie, or if you dont want 4chan to know ur face - tits like i did.
Same with boys - selfie, chest(if its manly) or a dickpic with a date.
Thnx!
>>720423111
Nice titties OP
Can we get a vag shot to prove you're not a trap?
>>720423111
Faaaake
Stuff like this
>>720423187
How much of Spiderman's powers do I get? What canon? Do I get natural webbing, or do I need to invent it myself?
green
Green, obviously.
Become billionaire in like 6 hours by just playing roulette.
You know the people who researched and figured out how to make a lump of plastic and metal fit in your pocket and run apps and GPS and contact people instantly on the other side of the world? ...Who figured out how to make a plane stay in the air.... How to understand wind and oceanic patterns to safely navigate ships, predict the path of storms....
You know...*SCIENTISTS*
... you realize that those are the same people who are presenting unanimous consensus, evidence, and agreement that the climate is changing at an extreme rate specifically due to human activity?
...So I'm curious, if you don't understand climate change, If you believe it's not happening, if you believe it's not out of control because of us...who did you get that information from? How did you verify it? What was the scientific, evidence-based, research-heavy background of the person who gave you that impression?
>>720421273
I really dont give a fuck....
yeah man we are fucked.
i'll be long dead before any of it matters to me, so whatever.. i mean, i care for the earth but not enough to be a tree hugger
Avatarfag thread
Previous: >>720413407
The rules are very simple:
>this is not waifu this is avatarfagcirclejerk
>circlejerk
>post pics of a anime girl
>keep ERP and RP to a maximum
>insult other anime girls
>discuss meta-level community mechanics like how the threads used to be x but now they're y and it's killing them
>post fitting, over-sexualised content (even though no one wants you to)
>mention names of people who aren't here like they're e-celebs and talk shit about them
>try to find dirt on each other online
>post screencaps of out-of-context chat messages and posts to try to paint them as villains
>complain because i'm calling it what it is
>something about butthurt xd
>most important: Have fun!
>>720418601(anon with lovely outfit)
Im a far of horror, yes. I just saw the new movie that came out called Spilt. It wasn't horror, but the atmosphere left me felling tense. It was a good feeling.
>>720421805
tearing up claimed
claim
Step out of the vehicle sir, show me your singles.
>>720421591
fuck you pig
Am I being detained?
>>720421591
i AM single
<----- how to make Trumpcucks butthurt.
>>720419721
everyone already knew blacks were bigger, but once you get fucked over you always run back to a dependable white guy
YFW right picture is all niggers
>>720419846
>American
>Dependable
Pick one.