Guys, please help me find video about "2k16 trends", guy riding 360° gyro scooter, vaping and dabbing.
Please dont hurt me.
>>722656853
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>>722654855
you motherfuckers think your middle school experience was fucked up, let me tell you about mine.
>be me
>be catholic fag
>have many other catholic friends
>been friends with them since we were in preschool
>but the summer just before 7th grade, strange things happened to them.
>one left the church, and converted to Islam, starts bringing a Koran with him.
>three became weird hippy type pagans, one boy and two girls. I mean literally they bowed before the asp that was at the front of our school every day
>and the last one went full retard and became a Satanist after his uncle gave him the satanic bible
>and I was just a simple catholic
>as you can imagine, they don’t talk to each other anymore
>but, on the first day of school, I was approached by each of them, they were asking me to join them
>the first to approach me were the pagans, they said some weird bullshit about how "the creator" didn't want to be embodied via Christ or something
>tell them to fuck off, literally told them I wasn’t about to commit any type of heresy. (I was super into Warhammer 40k)
>the next one to talk to me was the Muslim, he kept reciting koranic verses to try to get me to join
>I give counterarguments to each verse; he gets tired of reciting and storms off
>the last one to talk to me was the Satanist, only something was super off about him
>his eyes were red, but he wasn’t high, it was like he just took a dose of red eye from cowboy bebop
>actuallywhatthefuck.jpg
>all he does stare at me, like he can see my soul or some shit
> just before he leaves he says “we will convert you in time.”
>NIGGA WHO TF IS WE??
>throughout the school year, they keep trying to get me to join them, and each friend kept asking me if any of my other friends was interested in joining their specific cult
>the Muslim guy would try to by me a copy of the Koran, tries to invite me to “his house” aka the nearest mosque
>>722657260
>those weird hippie girls would try to flirt with me, one girl whispered in my ear I shit you not: “pollinate me so we can make a flower child”
>and finally, the fucking Satan kid started to follow me home, and memorize my street, he also kept putting notes with the strangest from of writing I had ever seen in my locker.
>I got scared to walk around school, started wearing clothes that would hide my face.
>but they were too smart for that shit
>later in the year they would start bullying me.
>the Muslim dude would push me up against the locker, say something Arabic in my face and walked away
>the hippie group kept mailing me grass, I ain’t joking, they would take bundles of grass and mail them to me
>AND I SWEAR TO GOD THAT FUCKING SATAN KID, HE LEFT AN ANIMAL CARCASS AT MY FRONT DOOR,
NOT ONCE BUT TWICE.
>at this point I was afraid to leave my room, my mom was about to call up their parents so we could settle this shit
>And that’s when it dawned on me
>all my friends are heathens take it slow
>wait for them to ask you who you know
>please don’t make any sudden movements
>you don’t know the half of the abuse
>>722657260
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i dont know what this is referencing, and still its garbage. never write again. and dont bump your garbage story
Rick and Morty Porn thread
>>722656930
I never even thought porn like this existed!
It's an awesome show!
Does anyone have pornography with Tiny Rick?
ITT:we work in an office without ted from hr
>>722655861
I fucking hate ted
Fucking ted, HR only exists so I can't use the phrase "hey boy!" when I need a lightbulb replaced.
Hey Mike, do you want to grab a drink before work?
Anyone that speaks russian who can translate this picture?
NYPA
>>722654758
"OP is a faggot"
>>722654758
Your phone can, dumb ass
Imagine you are in charge of filming a snuff film and this is the girl who will be killed in it. She has volunteered to be killed off and has been looking forward to this for a while now. What do you have her do? How do you have her killed?
I don't know man, if this was really happening I would probably ask her how she would want to go. If she wants this she probably has something in mind, and she only gets one death so I would want to make it the one she wants.
>>722657843
But if she wanted you to create one for her?
>>722657477
Gang rape and when the final guy blows his load in her drop a guillotine.
*blocks your path*
I got lollipops kids. How about we get in the van?
>>722655154
Literally happened to me when I was 13. 7 kiddos (11 years old) approached me and a friend. We beat the shit out of them but I broke my finger and my friend broke his elbow. One of them was hospitalized because he had a concussion.
I'm 22 years now but my knuckles of my left hand are still kinda deformed.
>>722655154
Move or get pepper sprayed, faggots
Who is she b/ros???
random sloot #4,549,293
bumping for great justice!
Go I look gay, how do I stop looking gay and look more attractive to girls
I already get a good bit of attention from guys and I'm bi so that's ok but I feel like I'm going down a path of full blown gayniss
>>722656417
Looking gay is the best though, girls take you as their gay friend, and you get to watch them naked and you get to "help" them with things like sunscreen.
>>722656417
grow facial hair faggot and grow out your hair you look gay because you choose to have a gay looking hairstyle and i bet you shave your legs too. stop that too.
new fb insta
My crush.
What's up anons?
Any of you into online pool? I keep getting banned from 8baller.co.uk because they don't like new accounts joining their elite class of members so they keep banning me and my new ip's
Any alternative pool sites?
>>722657470
How about instead of trying to finds new pool site. Plan a raid on them with the help of a lot of Anons.
>>722657603
this is why we need IDs......
Page 9 bump.
Do you believe in magic, /b?
>>722655608
Yes I belive in memetic magic
>>722655608
yep just people don't recognizes it for what it is
>>722656555
Praise the frog
celeb thread.
http://myfox8.com/2017/02/16/fbi-arrests-man-in-myrtle-beach-allegedly-planning-attack-in-the-spirit-of-dylann-roof/
great job 4chin look at another product of your great white world
>>722656060
> 4chan did it
NOPE, SIMPSONS DID IT
>>722656060
The Race War in the usa is hotting up.
Soon, my minions.... soon.
>>722656060
Was he planning to roll on his victims or sit on them to death?