So apparently I'm the tittycorn?
If you guys want to keep being retarded, do it here.
>>722645915
You do have some great tits. I'm guessing 34 D?
>>722645915
whats your snapchat ?
>>722645915
I will pay you $10 if you cut your fingernails and post a pic of your hands
GOD TIER MOVIES THREAD
post what you got
Cook County
>>722645324
What a coincidence, I plan to see that movie tonight.
S/Fur thread REEEEEEEEEdition 4
>No Zoophilia/MLP/Horses/Dogs
>>722642599
>MLP
Nigger
>>722642599
Man I love fucking dogs.
To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.
Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?
So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.
At least you've made it in Hollywood.
>>722643658
I chuckled, I guess.
3/10
>>722643658
Miranda? Is this you?
There are worse stories here in 4Chan bout you...
so...
nvm I don't have a point
hello I just emerged from under my rock. why is everyone saying Dan Schneider is a pedophile
Hey /b/ lets spam /pol/
>>722643516
I already did, it is now full of nonsense
>>722643516
N o p e
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>>722643516
wtf file is called 1488
Forced nudity/stripping thread.
Bumpin'
>>722643405
bmpn
I am monitoring this thread.
Question for the gays of /b/
I know and accept that BBC is superior in every way for women but why do gay guys like Milo and take BBC ? I know the anus is deep but the prostate isn't that far in so length does not matter for anal orgasms and bigger width of the BBC could be extremely painful and do damage. Taking big wide shits hurt. So why would gays swear off small or average sized white guys and only take BBC?
>>722644115
He probably doesn't take BBC as much as he says and you think. BUT by saying that he protects himself from criticism and critics who blame him for racism... When someone says that he is racist he can just say "But my black boyfriend thinks otherwise...".
I think he's a blow of fresh to the university campuses. He's really good at pointing out so called "leftist elitims" or "lberal elitism" where people on the left blame others (centrists, libertarians and right) for something they do themselves (example: violence on Berkeley riots towards innocent people who were just walking by). He's also pretty good at provoking people. Which is also good for speaker who wants to "shock" audience.
Just my opinion though.
>>722644870
I agree with you on why he's good but I think he really does take BBC. Maybe not as often as he said because he looks like he can usually walk fine.
>>722644115
>BBC is superior in every way for women
lolno
*Blocks your path*
>>722643393
Attempt to walk around the obstruction. Die of starvation halfway there.
>>722643393
luckily I brought this flute
>>722643461
>>722643651
/thread
Main stream media does this to you. What do you do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFY7mGkmFxo
Pewdiepie was attacked by wall street journal by using clips of his video out of the context and demonizing him.
>>722642665
>giving a fuck about youtube because you're still a stupid teenager
>>722642794
Haven't been of youtube for months. I heard about in news. I care about media slandering and misguiding people for their own gains.
>>722642665
welcome to the news media
they don't tell the truth man they sell stories for money they don't give a fuck
Just testing no one mind me
nice ass
>>722642811
disgusting body
>>722642811
moar
I like redheads... Post them.
Anyone able to solve this?
"What is the server key?"
AZAXV HEFWV WOUWQ CFEMH KARAZ EJVNL CBFOV MMMBM SNHBA UGKZM BJGIE OWZWW WBYVL OZJLS UBIPD EYJXD GMBEY XSIKL NABQZ NWTNT MAKZB NSRYJ ZYAPS FJNGR DXNAF OAWHO
>>722643165
looks like Solitaire, from Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon.
>>722644271
https://www.schneier.com/academic/solitaire/
>>722644271
>>722644462
Thanks, but no idea what the key would be.
WADDUP FOUR CHAN
how
>>722642275
OMG
>>722642275
What kind of fresh hell is this?
Hello to this pathetic, miserable board.
I am this girl's father. I am Ciara's dad and I just wanted to let you all know that YOU HAVE RUINED MY DAUGHTER'S LIFE. The FBI are involved and we are tracing everyone who bullied her or has her nudes. Therefore you must all delete any nudes from Ciara you may have or the FBI will be at your doorstep quicker than you can say "Mother why did you give birth to a retard who preys on children online?'' Justice is coming for you all. I fucking hate all of you. Our family has not been the same. We have all of your IPs now and it's only a matter of time, maggots. You are all done for so you should just end it all. Your IPs are backtraced and the end is coming, fools. Say hello to the FBI from me.
I need her nudes post some
>>722644480
Post the nudes faggot
>>722644480
ZOMG what should i do now? maybe i should disregard this bait...
>on the statistically irrelevent chnce this isn't bait you should know most of your reckless hyperbole is transparent af
on closing post yo dick/nudes
Oy vey!
Moot, if you ever get the chance to read this, I will find you and I will fuck you up the ass when you least expect it
Moot, if you ever get the chance to read this, I will find you and I will fuck you up the ass when you least expect it
see you later space cowboy