you motherfuckers think your middle school experience was fucked

File: 9c0.jpg (43KB, 600x480px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 600x480px

you motherfuckers think your middle school experience was fucked up, let me tell you about mine.

>be me
>be catholic fag
>have many other catholic friends
>been friends with them since we were in preschool
>but the summer just before 7th grade, strange things happened to them.
>one left the church, and converted to Islam, starts bringing a Koran with him.
>three became weird hippy type pagans, one boy and two girls. I mean literally they bowed before the asp that was at the front of our school every day
>and the last one went full retard and became a Satanist after his uncle gave him the satanic bible
>and I was just a simple catholic
>as you can imagine, they don’t talk to each other anymore
>but, on the first day of school, I was approached by each of them, they were asking me to join them
>the first to approach me were the pagans, they said some weird bullshit about how "the creator" didn't want to be embodied via Christ or something
>tell them to fuck off, literally told them I wasn’t about to commit any type of heresy. (I was super into Warhammer 40k)
>the next one to talk to me was the Muslim, he kept reciting koranic verses to try to get me to join
>I give counterarguments to each verse; he gets tired of reciting and storms off
>the last one to talk to me was the Satanist, only something was super off about him
>his eyes were red, but he wasn’t high, it was like he just took a dose of red eye from cowboy bebop
>actuallywhatthefuck.jpg
>all he does stare at me, like he can see my soul or some shit
> just before he leaves he says “we will convert you in time.”
>NIGGA WHO TF IS WE??
>throughout the school year, they keep trying to get me to join them, and each friend kept asking me if any of my other friends was interested in joining their specific cult
>the Muslim guy would try to by me a copy of the Koran, tries to invite me to “his house” aka the nearest mosque