Alcoholic bread. I've spent the whole day toasted, sleeping, then toasted again x 3
Want to stop, just can't fucking stop for shit!
Come on Anons... Help me before this shit kills me.
I'm 2 years now without a sober day & the anxiety fucking wrecks me...
>>726592087
Old old oldfag actually turning to /b for halp.
You've gave me shits n giggles, now I need you
>want to stop
>can't stop
OP obviously your sub mind has a reason to desire. What do you think could it be ?
Think already !
195447
>>726596231
got it
18:02
>>726596231
Done.
I'm in
>This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. Tonight at exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will remove your eyes with a broken ice pick, unless you post in this thread.
>>726597124
>tonight
>3:37 am
you're a fucking idiot
Found teddy and fucked him, you're all safe.
Why does it matter whether teddy is alive or dead in this scenario?
Daily reminder he beats his kid.
Daily reminder he beats pampered sjws
>>726595048
Daily reminder OP beats other men's meat
>>726595048
not a fan but is there any proof?
im just curious
Girls you saved you want moar of
>>726596508
>>726596604
What's the difference?
The top one agrees with it, the bottom one doesn't
>>726596088
This, "moderate" muslims agree and condone extremicism
I'm sure paramedics prefer that untrained civvies mind their own business and don't stand around gawking and getting in the way. They're both self-absorbed cunts, but so is everyone in the photo that isn't getting a paycheck to save someone's life. Get over it and go post in a trap thread like you've been dying to do all day, faggot.
MOAR FUCKING LOLICON PORN FUUUCKKKK
More feet
>>726592186
>>726592219
>be me
>Austalian uni student
>apply for year-long exchange student course for a university in Japan
>claim that I fluently speak Japanese
>get accepted into Japanese-only course
>somehow my knowledge of Japanese doesn't get questioned
>leaving for Japan next week
How fucked am I? I only know a few words which I will list below:
>arigato
>gomenasai
>sumimasen
>konnichiwa
>nansai desuka
>kirei
>onegaishimasu
I'm going to be in Japan pretty fucking soon, and I can't speak the language for shit. What do I do? I hope I don't get sent back for being a fuckwit.
Just buy a language guide book from dymocks or other chain. Ffs cunt its not that hard
What's the level you shoud get?
>nansai desuka
most white japanese ever man
its like as wrong as "whats your age"
sure its correct, but so wrong at the same time
>ctrl-f "cringe"
>no results
Cringe thread now
Can we get a wwyd thread?
>>726593454
i like it when girls wear tight stuff and have a little tummy. so cute
>>726593454
I'd hide in her bedroom, once she enters she gets grabbed, undressed, and forced to take XTC. I'd take some XTC and Viagra myself, she'd get to enjoy various toys like rabbits, plugs, etc, until the drugs kick in. I'd then make her cum until she passes out.
After that I'd fuck her pussy for a while, a few minutes later I'd wake her with smelling salts. I'd hatefuck her then, combined with slapping, choking, I'd make every square inch of her body hurt. If she doesn't pass out on her own I'd choke her out.
Then I'd tape her wrists to her ankles, flip her over so she's presenting, spray urine from a bitch in heat all over her pussy, and wake her up with smelling salts again.
My dog knows what to do once he figures out where the smell is coming from. While he's making her his bitch I'd fuck her mouth, pinching her nose while I deepthroat her. If the dog knots and turns successfully she might even get to enjoy being DP'd for a bit. When the dog is done I'd violate her ass and throat until I'm satisfied.
Afterwards magic wand and continued doses of XTC until either her brain fries or her heart explodes, whichever comes first.
Call me?
wwyd to my 19 yo gf in the woods? she is so nasty
what do /b/
I suggest going to olive garden or a good steak house.
stick your dick in there
>>726595061
sharpie in butt
Share cuckold content and stories
Me sharing my wife.
>>726593671
My wife has cucked me several times and it isn't a big deal, it's just sex... its not even a big deal now, I'm numb to it
>>726593788
Imagine being this pathetic
Guro thread
How would you use my slampiggy slut wife
>>726589554
As a big fat trunk blanket.
I wouldn't.
I'd take a big slice of her backstrap and fry it up with some pepper and maple syrup. Bacon is delicious.