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>This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. Tonight at exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will remove your eyes with a broken ice pick, unless you post in this thread.
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>>726597124
>tonight
>3:37 am
you're a fucking idiot
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Found teddy and fucked him, you're all safe.
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Why does it matter whether teddy is alive or dead in this scenario?
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i hope you die of cancer you fucking nigger
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k
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What if teddy had a gun
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>>726597124
>Tonight at exactly 3:37 AM
So tomorrow morning?
You retard.
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>>726597124
nigga nuts lol
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Who even has ice picks these days? Where can you get one? Being that it was designed to stab at hard ice blocks, how the fuck would it be broken? Was it made in China? If he lies around dead until 3:37, my dogs will find him and eat him. This thread sucks
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>>726597481
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>>726597450
kek'd
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k
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Teddy come to me i want to rip your tender asshole apart
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>>726597124
>>This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. Tonight at exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will remove your eyes with a broken ice pick, unless you post in this thread.
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Take this shit, Teddy
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No teddy no
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>>726597124
I love cringe threads
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>>726597124
Fuck you
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>>726597124
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>>726597124
lol
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>>726597124
teddy sounds autistic
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DAMNIT
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ffs this is not facebook go and KYS faggot
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>>726597124

Dont worry teddy everyone in my home knows traps are gay. Were PURE.
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I'll Fuck Teddy in the ass
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>>726597124
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>>726597649
>>726597124
Teddy IS
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Shit
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>>726597124
There, now fuck off and get out my flat teddy.
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Ugh
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>>726597124
Gay
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jokes on teddy, thats my fetish
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Pls stop
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>>726597124
Oh tedders
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i summon paul blart to protect me
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>>726597124
niggers suck
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Alo?
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oh
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>>726597124
why a broken ice pick?
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>>726597481
/thread
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Check my dubs
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>anons bitch about OPs cancer
>actually just saving their ass from Teddy

8/10
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>>726597739
No cmc. No power and toughness. No activated or triggered abilities.. Which is ironic cuz TRIGGERED.
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>>726597124
sure
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oh
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>>726597212
Fuck yeah anon
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does it matter that the ice pick is broken?
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>>726597124
pls no
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This is cancer
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>>726598107
sorry wrong pic
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but he ded
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... Well...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMKnsAf4-n4
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>>726597124
teddy pls
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I call bullshit
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how he move if he dead
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>>726597565
Oh my duck that's scary
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>>726597124
no Teddy. no. just no. fuck u Teddy. fuck u.
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>4:00am
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>>726597124
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>>726597124
k
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Trips kills him, dubs keep him away from you
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omg spooky
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>>726597124
https://www.google.de/search?q=teddy&client=firefox-b&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi1zfL3oe3SAhWIVywKHRaECqIQ_AUICCgB&biw=1920&bih=1008
>you liar
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k
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fuck
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woah
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>>726598694
What
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>>726597124
ok sexy
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>>726597124
Man I hate u!
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>>726597124
You nigger
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K
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he looks like the green fucker from akira
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fuck you teddy
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fine
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no teddy fucc off
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>>726597124
k
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Whycouldnt I stop reading this shiet
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Why couldnt I stop reading this shiet
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>>726597124
fuck you OP
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Rip eyes
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>>726597124
Fag
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SPOOOOKY
also you said tonight even tho 3:37 is 2moro fag.
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>>726597124
Get cancer anon!
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but i dont have a home
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>>726597124
fuck off
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95
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jew
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bruh noe
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teddy no
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>>726597124
kill me teddy
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>>726597124
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no plz
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>>726597124
k
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>>726597124
Must be really scary if you're noguns
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>>726597124
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lo
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>>726597124
fuck you teddy
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>>726597124
nah
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Cool
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>Teddy is dead

Ok.
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I can has icepick
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>>726597124
What a nigger
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>>726597124
No
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>>726597124
F
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>>726601037
Wait, shit
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>>726597124
>tonight at 3:37 am
is teddy a fucking retard?
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>>726597124
post
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>>726597124
>Teddy is dead.
>Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home.
Choose one
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K
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>>726597124
>tonight
>3:37 am
>am
>a
>m
Op is a faggot
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Nope
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>>726597124
op kys
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k
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Can't make me
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>>726597124
Is Teddy DTF?
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Teddy looks pretty fit tho
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He obviously aint real but man i'm sp00ked 2 easily
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>>726597124
klo
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>>726597124
kek esiarp.
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oh shit
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fuckin hell teddy
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i ll post
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...Teddy is my kid sister's name
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3:37 AM is midnight not tonight
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>>726597124
am scared pls no
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Fuck you.
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It's okay Teddy, you can leave my house now.
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>>726597124
qererer
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9gag
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I how many houses is he?
Also 3:37 AM at what time zone?
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Fokk off teddy
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>>726597124
niggers
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fuk
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>>726597124
He sure is in many houses but not in mine :^)
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>>726597124
fuck off mayne
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>>726597124
no
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>>726597124
I know OP...Llife at mom and dad's house is boring sometimes
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>>726597124
ted no
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>>726597124
Hey
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I'm actually scared now
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>>726597198
/thread
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Ok
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ted no
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Postan.
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dont pls
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>>726597124
FUCK.
Posting just in case.
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>>726597124
Negro
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OP and Teddy are fags
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Dumb
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>>726597212
thanks anon
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pls no
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>>726597124
sf
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Fuk off tiddie ur gei
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>>726597124
k den
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OHHHHH MMMMMMYYYYYYY GGGGOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>726598411
enough time to be scared. and checked.
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>>726597124
oo noo
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damn
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>>726597124

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>>726597124
please stop raping me teddy
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nigger
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>>726597124
nigga
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>>726597124
But he's dead. That makes no sense.
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>>726597124
gei
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>>726597124
>>>/x/
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>>726597124
yamete
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gay
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>>726597124
nope
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>>726597124
ok
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Imma wait and rape his lil boypussy
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Me and hans are ready for teddy
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>>726597124
fuck you
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ok
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he looks like gary busey
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with an ice pick ?
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No Ted spooks me And my dank memes
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>>726597124
Isn't that the kid from the important videos meme playlist?
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>>726597124
k
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>>726597124
This is what he will see
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>>726597124
U aint real yo
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>>726597124
rather safe then sorry
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But i want to die
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Smokin on a cookie in a hot pot
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>>726597124
OK
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not gonna chance it...
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kek
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ayy lmao
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>>726602108
thanks danger doggo
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>>726597124
f
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>>726597124
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>>726597124
just to be safe
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>>726597124
.
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>>726597212
Much appreciated
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how he do it if ice pick broke
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i eat ass
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Plz teddy
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Poor ted
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>>726604309
I didn't even keep my hopes up
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>>726597124
whatever
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>>726597124
pp
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>>726597124
k
>>
post
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Fuck off teddy
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Gay
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pls dont
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Promise teddy?
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>>726597124
Please kill me
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My imaginary friend was scarier than him.
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>>726597124
plsno
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>>726597124
ITT : Retards that don't know what timezone is
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Teddy looks like a fag
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www
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>>726597124
Zozzle
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>>726597124

Gosh I really hope not
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Kanker
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>>726597124
Here you go, Teddy
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k
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Fuck off Teddy
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teddy and op are autistic lovers
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>>726597124
Does he have a boipussy ?
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>>726597124
teddy pls
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>>726604957
Teddy has chosen YOU as the exception and will visit you regardless!
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>>726597124
Die
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I'm pretty sure that's Junkrat.
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Bruh
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better safe than sorry i guess
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>>726597124
I will just roll
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teddu plz nu
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>>726604309
die
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heh good try kid
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Just incase.
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>>726597124
Teddy is dead so nigga can't do shit.
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>>726597212
thx m8 i apreci8 it
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>>726597124
ok
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>>726597124
cum balls
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cancrr
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>>726597124
I'm already at work around that time.. So he might want to reschedule.. Say around noonish??
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>>726597124
oh ok
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Can't fucking wait.
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>>726597233
>pass user
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>>726597124
Nice meme
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>>726597212
blees up
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>>726597212
thanks fgt
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>>726597124
why is this still a thing
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Why not
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>>726597124
teddy can suck my dick
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i dont even care if i would die i just really wanted to post this picture somewhere goodbye
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>>726597124
fuck off jimla
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>>726597124
xD
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Teddy is my kinda dude
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>>726597124
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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is it okay that i raped teddy before he could remove my eyes last time?
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I don't believe it...
But... I replied ...
Fuck.
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Fucking Teddy
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Damn.
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>>726597198
Really my gud black friend
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>>726597124
....
>>
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Fuck you OP
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I'm a little worried so I'll drop a re
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>>726597124
Suck my rotting syphalitic dick you fucking cunt
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Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
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>>726597124
lmao i hope he does
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Better safe than sorry
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Fuck you.
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>>726597124
fucking faggot
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>>726597124
Hunde
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fucking fine
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>>726597124
fuck
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>>726597124
Pls
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Protect me Micheal
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i'm gay
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>>726597124
Re
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shut the fuck up
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>>726597450
>implying anyone actually refers to 3 am as morning when they stay up
Faggot.
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>>726597124
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>>726597212
wew
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>>726597212
t-thanks
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>>726597198
Damn, is it 2006 again?
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great thread
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>>726597124
k
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>>726597124
no
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back the fuck up teddy
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>>726597198
still though
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go back to facebook fucking normie
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>>726597212
Thanks, really looking out for the common man.
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does it have to be with a broken ice pick?
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>>726597124
post.
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>>726597124
jic
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>>726605060
Joke's on YOU, Teddy!
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