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ATTN: ALL CITIZENS

IT IS A FRIDAY NIGHT. YOU ARE HERE BECAUSE:

1) YOU ARE FAT, UGLY OR ANTI SOCIAL. MOST LIKELY ALL THREE.
2) YOU DON'T 'HATE PEOPLE', THEY HATE YOU AND YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO BE ALONE
3) YOU ARE TOO COWARDLY FOR SUICIDE


DON'T PRETEND YOU ARE EDGY, SUPERIOR, COOLER. YOU ARE NOT. YOU ARE NOT A SPECIAL LITTLE SNOW FLAKE. YOU ARE JUST ANOTHER FAT UGLY FUCK TOO SOCIALLY INEPT TO GET A GIRL; OR MAKE FRIENDS.
CARRY ON.

PS. DON'T GIVE EXCUSES YOU FAT USELESS FUCKS. "MY GF IS OUT OF TOWN", " I WORK LATE NIGHT", " I AM TAKING A SHIT ON MY XXXXXL TOILET AND JUST CHILLING " ETC ETC.
YOU ARE A USELESS TWAT AND IT MAKES YOU LOOK MORE PATHETIC.......IF THAT'S EVEN POSSIBLE

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Look at this fat fuck
Why can't he stop eating?

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How do I deal with my cuck fetish? The only thing I can get off to is the idea of her being with other men.

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I know this is gay as fuck but this is, first and foremost, the random board.

>I am 23, have cat who is 17
>basically have had my cat around me longer than anyone who isn't immediate family.
>love my kitty, Chili
>just watched a sad video of an owner putting her cat sick with feline lukiemia down.
Almost lost it. Nearly cried

I am now coming to grips with the fact that this can very well be Chili's last summer, Christmas, or hell even April.

I have never really put much thought into how much this little asshole has been there for me, has gotten me laid and made LAYDEES feel at home and comfortable (ohhhh she's sooo cute and sweet anon), also if you get the "LAYDEES" reference, you're forever my bro.

I have lost extremely close friends and even roommates who have lived with me to accidental deaths and freak incidents and have attended funerals. Even made speeches without losing my cool besides the typical sob for a minute or two.

I just feel when my cat decides to finally cash out, I may actually have a hard time coping with it/may become depressed.

Is there anyone else who can relate?

>pic very related, meet Chili. I know, but she is way older than she looks.

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/b/ what is the best way to remove one of these sneaky gross fucks??? I heard that burning it works idk pls help

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G/fur

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Nude Game
You know the rules.

1. Post a Pic, w/ a number
2. Anons make a request. If their roll ends with your number, you answer that request.
3. If anon gets dubs of your number, you dump a vid/gif.
4. If anon gets trips of your number, you dump it all.

Roll a 7 for more of her

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Cock/cum tribute appreciation thread. Post your favorite tributes and girls want done

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Pictures that need some context

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this fucking duplicate shit.. I already wrote all of this, but here we go again..

steam give away..

you tell me the game, your steam ID, and why you want the game, and I might select you.

If I select you, you need to provide me with a full screen screenshot of your steam library with a specific game that I specify, selected.

If you have the game in your library you win, and I buy you that game. Good Luck.

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Snap me: bfromdablock3

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>Ask a Trump supporter anything!

-I'm not a Trump shill
-I don't agree with everything he says

Had a thread like this earlier and it went well. Had to leave so I couldn't answer some questions.

>Literally. Ask anything.

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Where's my faceapp thread?

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Feels Thread: Veteran's Edition


>be 2014
>have GF
>she's into all sorts of really rough shit
>she likes to be tied up, choked, beaten, cut, etc.
>we get into a fight because I don't like doing that to her
>try to explain
>every time I tie her up, it reminds me of detainments we used to do
>I don't like to beat/cut her because it makes me think about killing her
>not that I'd actually do it
>but after you've off'd a few people that kind of thing starts to pop up in your mind
>I cut her with a knife and all I think about are the sounds she would make if I went too deep
>the way she would convulse
>the way she would go limp
>I don't want to think about her that way
>She doesn't get it
>tells me I'm being ridiculous
>says "you're not in the military anymore"
>and "get over it"
>I completely flip my shit
>I start screaming about how it's all fun and games for her because she's never seen REAL violence
>she gets off on the idea of it, the risk of it, but she wouldn't if she'd seen the consequences first hand
>start to throw a few insults
>can't stop screaming at her
>just keep thinking about people I've shot
>how they died
>how my buddies died
>the idea of her getting "turned on" by violence disgusts me
>rage increases
>I try to leave the room
>she tries to stop me
>shove her to the floor
>storm out
>within the week, it's over and she's moved out

and that's how I became known as the "crazy ex" that "abused her".

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>2017
>not smoking
Explain yourself niggers, I bet you vape like a flaming faggot.