ATTN: ALL CITIZENS IT IS A FRIDAY NIGHT. YOU ARE HERE BECAUSE:

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>>729098513
It's actually a thrusday night nigger

You're here too.

Nice projection though bro.

It's a fucking Thursday night you degenerate

>>729098666
Can't argue with Satan trips, man

I'm here to jerk off

>>729098513
Or it's the fucking afternoon, and I'm stuck supervising retards at work, so I may as well hang out with retards online.

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This is now a fat ass thread.

>>729099110
I think I left my pen in there.

>>729098513
it's friday morning fag

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my gf is actually out of town though

>>729098945
Are you me?

>>729098513
>ARE FAT

Nah. I'm a manlet but not even close to fat

>UGLY

Nope. Not a kissless virgin. people like me and have a normal social life

>ANTISOCIAL

Nah, just taking a creak because its fucking thursday night you stupid nigger.

>>729098513
Is this girl too young to sign up on a dating site? http://www.swingeer.com

>>729098513
It's 11:30 pm thursday evenong here. Go fuck yourself australia cuck

>>729098513
>IT IS A FRIDAY NIGHT. YOU ARE HERE BECAUSE:
I mean, copypasta AND bait, but the answer is: we want to be.
Period.

>>729098513
I'm here to jerk off at work.

>>729098513
It's not Friday night simultaneously everywhere!

Most practical way to make friends?

Most practical way to get a girlfriend?

I am socially inept

Nigga it's Thursday

>>729099134
Goddamn that's nice

>>729099308
Reminds me of my wife. Not really fat, just thick in the ass and thighs

>>729098513
Not fat nor anti social
I don't hate people and people like me
Way to happy with my life to consider killing myself

And as for not going out, its good Friday, and nothing in my city is open tonight, so going out would be a fruitless en-devour.

>>729099835
I'm so sick of this exact same fucking question.
Go out to anywhere. Talk to a random person. Get a job and make friends there. Fucking go outside.

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Fat?

>>729099816
Most nudes suck here. But this one, this one..........mmmmmmm.

>>729100017
I feel like a creep talking to people. Like if I start talking to them they will see right through me and see that im just trying to make friends also i get really nervous that people are judging me or disapproving

>>729099540
Congratulations. You're being cucked right now.

I'm fat ugly and weird but it's Thursday and I have a girlfriend.

>>729098513

Nice try FAGGOT I have a 10/10 girlfriend plus I hooked up with a girl twice yesterday (plus like 2 other gamer girls went right up to me at GameStop and said they wanted to fuck) i just got done partied and did drugs, plus had a lot of Malibu rum probably like 3 bottles. I'm just tired tonight so I'm sitting on my brand new gamer pc making fun of fat people and cringelordz like YOU! I'm loling rite now so hard. I should tell my gf about you losers!

You fuckin neckbearded cocksuckin racist trump supporting FAGGOT, go die!

Because I have work tomorrow, and it's actually a Thursday night for me.

>>729099516
Perfection
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