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Real edition
What's a sex toy you wish existed?
Someone mentioned a giant teddy bear with bondage attachments so you're trapped in a tight hug, and then all sorts of fun can happen around the crotch area!
If it was a large enough bear, it could be difficult to keep your face from being buried in its chest, and combining that with letting the toy say lewd things, it'd work pretty well as a hypnosis device.
>>730774973
That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.
>>730774973
So.. It has to be something feasible? Because matrix level VR should be everyone's number 1 sex fantasy technology
New york bitches, got brooklyn hoes on deck get in here fags
Statement island here
Val 718
Laura anyone got more?
wwyd thread
>>730775243
kinda would want to rip open her soft midsection with a serated knife
>>730775243
Grab whatever the fuck those things are on her head and tug and fuck her from behind. Then switch holes and fuck that tight little asshole. Finish by spraying my load all over her tits. WWYD?
>>730775243
murder everyone in this thread that's below me
and make sweet passionate love to everyone above me (Excluding op because he's a fucking faggot)
Reach out and touch faith.
Not until I get my otter.
Trap thread.
Cutie Crossdressers/Sissies/Femboys welcome to post as well.
@MayaSleep you're my favorite trap yet, would seriously wife
For the anon that wanted another feet webm
>Reddit is down
>All the fags are here
Shape up, anons. The moralfags are here.
What's a Reddit?
>>730773688
>implying a moral fag would come to 4chan, and /b/ of all boards
>mfw
FEET
>>730774001
Hi /b/, need some ideas
It turns me on when people check out my GF. She has a nice ass and I see people takign double takes all the time, makes me want to fuck her after we get back home.
I have a few friends coming over this weekend to play some games, gf will be there too. I would liek to give them a little show.
Basically what can my girlfriend do / wear to turn on my friends with her ass and play it off low key?
>>730769908
Just wear some short booty shorts and after a bit let them ride up.
thong sticking out
>>730769908
Also pics. Especially anything with thongs.
Trips and i fuck a lasagna on tinychat
Better hop to it
>>730772164
roll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw
Any of /b/ pizza delivery drivers? Lets share some spooky/weird/crazy/sexy experiences that we had while on the job. For me is when i went into a nigger house and the little nig threw a half eaten chicken bone at me
>>730767921
Bumping for niggardly stories
bamp for crazy greentexts
Bump negro
>ITT: Mildly surprising facts that are made up but sound like they could be true.
Monkeys don't actually like bananas. They eat them opportunistically because humans made them easily accessible by farming, but in the wild they prefer a diet of mice and fish.
>>730770940
A group of elephants is called a guild
If you took every pen ever made and stacked them up they would reach the moon 45 times over.
>>730771061
>>730771069
These are both excellent. I am kind of impressed.
Car thread.
What vehicles does /b/ own and/or drive?
>pic related: my stock 5.0 (minus stripes)
>>730773365
What am I looking at, an eclispe? Excuse my ignorance.
>>730773148
E36 M3
Alcohols sucks!
anti-histamines like Diphenhydramine are much better to knock you out and to numb the emotional pain. you'll pass out much faster and rest in peace.
> x10 times cheaper
> no wetting the bed after passing out
>no dehydration
>no acid reflux
>100% loss of bad feelings
>simulates being drunk before passing out
fuck normies and their retarded alcohol.
Is this actually true? I know I'm only going to get shitposters, but for real I'm going to look this up.
>>730763534
buying antihistamines:
you'll have to sign this register and show ID. two boxes? that's a lot.. you'll have to sign this register, too, and we have to take a photo of you. that'll be seventy-nine dollars ninety, thank you.
buying alcohol
twenty bottles of Polmos? whatever. that's thirty bucks. next!
>>730763534
Jackpot is when you mix dph with alcohol. Use less of both, cuz dph tots your brain.
I'm currently fucked up on both and not sleeping because fuck yeah
Check 'em
this is how it's done fag
>>730770775
Protip: Fuck Yourself
>>730770775
You're shit at this and so am I
Celeb Bread Part Deux: Play nice, all fetishes and ladies welcome.