Reach out and touch faith.
Not until I get my otter.
>>730774174
i have also kept my radio set to radio x
I hate driving and I'm fairly confident that other people hate it when I drive as well.
>>730774273
which one
reach out and touch taint
>>730774420
>>730774273
bam
>>730774177
I guess to some extent maybe, big nuts are great for a number of reasons, pic related :p
>>730774488
530 something images of otters.
>>730774420
These >>730774518
>>730774526
hmmm
>>730774526
Dude the length of his dick is the same as the diameter of his partner's balls
>>730774562
y tho
>>730774562
I'd ask why but this folder of mine doesn't beg for questioning
>>730774710
why wouldnt you have an equally large folder of cat gifs?
none that 2bit cats either they're all more than 3s
>>730774638
I mean I'd take one for the heck of it, but I can't really imagine it feeling that good
>>730774710
Yep, lovely right
>>730774870
hmmmm. i bet you become a cock whore when you get the first D
>>730774749
>>730774885
Touch my otter.
>>730775028
That's butt whore for ya ;3
>>730775193
nop
>>730775089
>>730775303
oky
>>730775264
Egg whoooooore
>>730774526
Glad ya like my commish <3...that started out as gift art cus the artist was really into my balls and stuff. Had to pay him for it, felt wrong otherwise.
Just picked up this from justmegabenewel.
>>730776165
yes
>>730775926
Yup, can't say I'm not into them myself :p Is like an extra pair of buns
Did your furry senses tell you I posted it here?
>>730776207
That one is sassy, too.
>>730776243
Nuh just felt like browsing /b/ haha. Pure chance. Was actually surprised to see it here. And thank you! That's very sweet.
>>730776351
very
>>730775428
i will cook me some eggs tomorrow
>>730776557
Well feel free to visit more often :p
Here we go again. Leave it to the big-balled canine to make the pants drop
>>730776896
Shaaaaaaaaaare
>>730777150
i will not. all mine. get your swedish fish egs
>>730777304
Fiiine mine are better, we got caviar
I need snugs.
>>730777310
heyo
>>730777358
yeah whatever its got lame
>>730777404
me too
>>730777496
You don't get any.
>>730777496
hey wem how's it going?
>>730777404
Tell honeybuns to snuggle you inside with his penis.
>>730777496
I didn't really get what you said there... :p
>>730777150
Gonna smother ya with em' watch out. <3
wroom
>>730777404
cuddle hunnibuns and then touch his penis.
>>730777985
>>730777588
oh
>>730777596
it's not too bad right meow. what up dude?
>>730777641
your eggs are laaaaaaaame
>>730778306
not much I'm watching a speedrunner do the best I have ever seen. What are you up to?
>>730777957
Hnnnnnng O////////O
So long as you smother in the right places then I'm your bitch :p
>>730778306
I'll egg you
>>730778457
a speedrun of what?
I'm watching mystery science theater 3000
>>730778468
DO TI
/r/ breathplay
>>730778644
Greetings from Sweden
>>730778644
It's a legend of zelda, ocarina of time.
I have never heard of it, what's it about?
I want my damn DS flash card to come already
>>730778719
Nuke Sweden, got it.
>>730778837
Es good sammich
I was hungry before and I'm even more hungry now
>>730777609
He just got here.
>>730778719
that looks lame
>>730778827
oh cool!
its that show I told you about a couple weeks ago. two robots and a guy makes fun of bad movies and do silly commentary over it.
>>730779048
Is good dammit, caviar makes eggs so much better
>>730779019
Now cuddle his penis deep inside you.
>>730778950
No thank you
>>730778719
I'm really hoping that isn't actual caviar paste. If it isn't than that looks really good.
>>730779048
yea it's not a full run though so it doesn't really count.
oh...man I really need to work on my memory. I forgot things way too easy.
>>730779113
that looks like tooth paste
>>730779113
Its eggs on eggs, with eggs sauce.
>>730778468
Rrrrf. Linking these to not take up space in the thread. But you would be thoroughly smothered that's for sure.
imgurDOTcomSLASHaSLASHGZRfh
>>730779214
ohhh well thats still cool :3
and thats ok I forget stuff all the time especially on here,
>>730779214
It is actual caviar paste, and it's still good
>>730779222
Es good tooth paste
>>730779376
Sauce is runny though
>>730779446
Dude you're no joke :O
>>730779510
yea people in his chat are freaking out because he normally doesn't do very good.
Yea but for me it's exceptionally bad, I have forgotten things that were said to me 5 minutes after I was told about it.
>>730779704
then I will pass, I don't like fish and fish accessories.
>>730776896
Imma cook your eggs
>>730778719
>>730779113
Chichen egg, seafood egg, egg based spread
>>730779868
Suit yourself :p
>>730779926
Egg egg egg, everything is egg. The egg, I mean end
>>730779704
now brush with it
>>730779868
lol.
D: oh my that is kind of bad
>>730779926
that's hott
>>730779704
Aw thanks <3....means a lot.
All this talk about eggs is making me sick haha. Like the last food I wanna think about while I have food poisoning ;_;
(also over easy/medium is best egg...besides the lil bits of egg ya get in fried rice which are heaven.)
>>730780256
hnnnnnggg
>>730780252
Okie, open wide
>>730780256
How ironic, got some ostrich eggs on ya that's for sure :P Also damn, food poisoning sucks. Ruined a trip to Denmark once. Get well soon c:
>>730780546
no u
>>730780589
FITE ME BRAH
>>730780618
i would win ~
>>730780785
BRUSHBRUSHBRUSHBRUSHBRUSHBRUSHBRUSHBRUSHBRUSHBRUSH
>>730780252
Yea, my memory has always been that bad and it occasionally goes up and down.
>>730780847
reeeee
>>730780861
:c how do you manage with memory so poopy?
>>730781009
BRUSHING INTENSIFIES
>>730781009
I get very very lucky, although I can do it if I really really focus on it. I honestly can't remember any of the birthdays of my family and the only part of luc's birthday I can remember is the month. Now that I'm thinking about it I might be getting even that incorrect.
>>730780046
Eggman
>>730780252
Ever gotten hot water in a cup or something and let your balls sit in em and boil your eggs?
Its kinda fun in my opinion
>>730781296
I want omelette now
>>730781101
fish teeth
>>730781261
D: poor luc. I can't remember almost anyones birthday.
>>730781296
that sounds like no fun
>>730781657
My birthday is 7 November, now you remember that :p
>>730780369
Haha that's possibly my fave of my character. Their artstyle slays me. By Fernut on tumblr.
>>730780546
Ostrich eggs huh? We'll find a way to fit them in your mouth don't worry. And thanks, been slowly recovering. Eating bland food gets old pretty fast though.
>>730781657
he asked me what his birthday was and I was only one day off.
Also I have forgotten my own birthday a few times
>>730781863
it slays me too, holy hell
>>730781421
Peppers, onions, mushrooms, cheese and a nce tall glass of my DICK
>>730781657
Do it
Hot water in a cut
Dip yo balls into it
No babies ever again
>>730781863
I'd rather be asking how good of substitute tits they would make :p
Ugh. Is there such a thing as delicious bland food?
>>730782084
Dick omelette
>>730781785
i will not lol
gonna go to bed meow byeeyye
>>730781950
D: oh dang lol
>>730782084
nuuuu
>>730782361
potatoes
>>730782543
Nini beebeebum o3o
>>730782643
Not by themselves right?
>>730781665
>>730782543
yea everyone in the room was so confused how I didn't remember it. I think it was because I was more excited to get school off than I was to remember it was my birthday.
>>730782730
>>730782451
No
A nice drink of my dick
>>730782543
Yeah
Do it
Its fun
Night whore
>>730782831
oh lol yeah I can see understand that :3
hey ima hit the hay
>>730782952
I like potatoes, but gotta have something with them
>>730782974
A liquified dick?
im listening to people playing csgo, they're making dank memes.
>>730783001
alright, see ya later wem. Sleep well.
>>730782008
<3
>>730782361
Just gotta lube/oil them up and find out yourself~...i'll try and stay still although I do love to wiggle.
>>730783251
Well, I mean smothering isn't only for the face
>>730783226
it's funny cause they keep throwing awps everywhere
>>730783484
Very true...sounds line you want to frot some pupper balls til ya squirt. That or have a plump ass in your lap. Or both~
>>730783117
Noooo
>>730783780
I can smell the mountain dew
>>730783840
Dude you know I can't say no to an offer like that :3
>>730783868
Then how am I supposed to drink it
still can't sleep, wut do
>>730784494
Jerk it
>>730784494
sleeping pills like I do.
>>730784430
drink verification can
>>730784809
Is this some dank meme I haven't heard of
>>730784526
Not in the mood
>>730784631
eh.. it's an option at least
>>730784468
You just pour it into your mouth
>>730784494
Fap more
Benadryl
Because you can't sneeze when you're in a coma
>mountain dew
Red, White & Blue edition is nasty
Dew-USA
>>730785231
But then it's gotta be liquid
>>730784863
>>730785521
Why is it that you gotta greentext if you want to tell a story here
>>730785337
Nope
Its like eating a banana without biting it
.
Matty, Bananaders
Be gay
>>730785696
Ohhhh
We are already c:
>>730785794
I mean be gay as in do da sex
>>730785995
Okkkkk~~~~
>>730785643
it's tradition
>be me
>get asked to play csgo
>say "okay" but they dont hear me
>mfw they say they're playing a zombie game mode
>mfw source game zombie gms are silly
>mfw they keep asking me to join them
>>730785696
i am st8
>>730786076
Can't you just join them? I mean, Idk how csgo works :P
>>730786035
Butt stuff with Snarf too!!
>>730786076
I call bull panties buyer
>>730786167
i am
>>730786233
i am a straight man manly and stuff...... yeah.
>>730786233
Woah there's only so much booty I can handle!
>>730786241
Oh okie
>>730786306
Lies
>>730786356
Lies!!
>>730786496
Hnnnngh!!
Fried my mobo via faulty power supply like three months ago, or whenever I was here last.
I miss some of you.
William, I'll be in Eugene in like, five months. Idek if you're here.
-Alcohols
>>730786356
ye
>>730786380
straight and hardcore and edgy.
>>730786594
Yeah, that was Rick Griffin's unveiling on FA that he's now drawing characters with genitals. Haha.
>>730786594
So many booties
>>730786915
Sounds gay to me
>>730787161
Booty for eternity
>>730787161
its extremely straight.
>>730786915
Yah
I'm kind of glad you degenerates exist. Keeps the pleddit-fags out
>>730787500
you're welcome
>>730787308
Boring
>>730787241
All da sizes
>>730784430
;3
Here's something a lil different. My pup as a goo boi. Melty thighs~
>>730787719
Biggest sizes!!
>>730787804
Ohwell, that's different for sure :3 How firm is he where it counts though?
Anyway I'm not gonna let you get away without my steam after horning me up this much :p If you feel like it, here, if you wanna talk more later http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198127127115/
>>730788468
Like mine!
>>730774749
>draw a girl
>give her a dick
>>730788817
I've seen bigger, but sure, yours will do :)
>>730788866
Works for me
>>730788468
Pretty firm I'd say, but definitely lots of give if ya need it. Tastes like blue raspberry. If ya take a bite out of him it'll grow back immediately. I've definitey thought about a few lil facts for him. Of course he's partially transparent too so you get to watch just how deep he can take it. I hardly use steam but sure i'll add ya.
>>730787360
yeeee
>>730787719
no u i am str8 as heck!
>>730788866
naw fam thats some boxy hip work and some broad shouldery action whoever drew that knew they wanted a dude there
>>730789026
I mean, I'm not soft or anything, but commit to being a homo people
>>730789141
Cool, I'm looking forward to talking dirty AND playing some games with you (if you use steam for that :3) But that'll have to be later cause today is when I pick up my Little Nightmares Six edition :D
>>730789349
Pretty sure the dick still makes it gay sooo...
>>730789488
Sadly I just have the name on steam as a placeholder in case i get more into pc stuff. I usually just use my laptop for indie games. Play most of my games on xbox. But I have a ps4, vita, and 3ds too.
>>730790105
Well if you're more active on ps4 I guess we could game there sometime :P Although only multiplayer game I have for ps4 is GTA V
I took the liberty to add a comment on that one submission too :3 I only use that account to look at porn so much shouldn't be expected of it :P
I wanna be part of an orgy
Looks like lots of fun to me
>>730790459
Ah I have gta on xbox sorry. Like I said i play most of my games on xbox. Only have ps4 for exclusives like uncharted, last of us, horizon and stuff. Next thing i'm getting is a scorpio. Maybe a pc eventually after that.
Also which submission are ya talking about?
https://strawpoll.com/srfb76c
>>730791304
Ahwell, I guess we'll be talking about all kinds of nonsense until then :P Unless I suddenly started ordering commissions or something
This one >>730774526 Or well, more like I replied to a comment you made on it
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
>>730792048
I VOTED TWICE AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT
NO GODS NO MASTERS
>>730791664
I still have no idea where you commented on it or what account you're even talking about lol.
>>730792221
I don't think the person who made this pol even cares. I voted 20 times. Thanks VPN usage
>>730792276
On furaffinity, and there's only one submission of that image as far as I'm concerned
>>730793403
It's high noon
>>730786753
Jeremy?
My rump is sore :p
>>730795153
Scold it for being sore
my fingers are sore
>>730795418
Don't fap so much
Just joking, you can't fap too much
>>730795210
How?
I just got done punishing it with my L David a moment ago. (Why I've been gone)
>>730795559
ive only fapped once today
>>730795663
Yell at it
>>730795701
That explans it. It's abstinence
>>730795701
3 times for me now
2 of em involving dildos up my rump
>>730795759
i have been doing super fast cool guitar solos and csgo bunnyhopping
>>730795787
Nice. my ass is afraid of dildos for some reason so i have to wait to use mine.
>>730795759
I have
>>730795846
While fapping
>>730795848
Ground it
>>730795846
>>730786915
Wow Matty
>>730795909
no sorry :(
>>730795970
some straight men enjoy anal
>>730795909
Never tried shock treatment
>>730796044
Still gay in my book
>>730796423
fuck, i need to make that transparent sometime.
>>730796423
So have you ever done the gay?
Because you sound bi to me
>>730796697
the joke is when i say im straight its me denying ever being gay. ofc im gay as fuck
What a beautiful day is it. Stuck in traffic, it's raining like mad and I still didn't have lunch.
>>730796878
Ok
Ummm
Dildos take time
Year 10 for me shoving things up there
Anal canser in near I swear
>>730797310
ye, i just straight up bought a dildo and shoved it up there, no fingering in between.
>>730797412
Bad
Do a build up kit
Snarf is to get ready for my penis
.
Make new thread!