What's b doing right now?
>>744259218
listening to music
>>744259279
what kind?
>>744259588
that gay kind
Amateur blowjob thread. Post OC/GF/Wife
More like this. I haven't cum in almost a month
Self bump
Why do you need so many threads fag.
>>744260868
Because I need to cum
Socal wins! Bonus for 805
805
714
>>744258911
where in 714?
hi guys,is there somebody kind enough in here to gift me Rocket League on steam ? I would really appreciate it
My steam account link: http://steamcommunity.com/id/fratelegunoi
>>744261164
Why should i?
>>744261203
you don't have to do it if you don't want to
>>744261164
Show us your nude ass first with a time stamp
Golly jee do I have a story for you fucks.
>Be me
>Be emotionally unstable Hafu kid growing up in California to a grumpy Japanese dad
>Be 8.5/10 on a good day
>Be antisocial yet want a QT 3.14159
>Friends tell me to go on teen dating website
>Meet girl, let's call her Sophie
>10/10smolazngf.jpg
>Get to talking
>Gets sketched out cause no cam-talk, but proceeds cautuiously
>Find out we like all the same stuff
>Start talking over skype
>Turns out is actually the girl in photo
>Feelsgreatman.jpg
>Finds out she lives far away
>Start LDR
>Try really hard to take care of her, as she is a bit of an emotional wreck
>Spend every night trying to console her on her shitty llife
>Doesn't help much
>Asks waaaay too much of me (I.E spend all my money and come visit her)
>Get into numerous fights
>Start treating her poorly in my frustration
>"anon, just say you love me"
>Can't say it
>I cut it off, I can't take it
>We never speak again, both parties incredibly distraught
*Continue*
>2 years passes
>Regrets everything
>Wishes had QT.314159 back
>Goes to college
>Takes GE classes cause doesn't know what to do yet
>Meet GOREGOUS smol azn, we'll call her Anya
>11/10
>PainfullyThicc.JPG
>Finally over my social anxiety
>Get to talking to her, nothing serious
>Take her out on smol dates after class, nothing big
>Invites her over to watch Star Wars, as she was an avid Star Wars fan.
>Get to Han and Leia kissing in Empire Strikes Back
>She leans in for a kiss
>Frantically goes full chad-mode and starts kissing and stripping her
>You get the idea, you know where this is headed
>3 months passes
>"Anon, I think it's time you meet my family! My entire extended family from Washington is over for the holidays!"
>Something crosses my mind, but I think nothing of it
>Proceeds to Christmas party as though everything is normal
>I pull up to her house
>*knocks on the door*
>Excitedly, the door swings open
>It's Sophie, coming to visit her cousin Anya for the holidays...
go on...
Oh shit
Can we have a creep / hidden cam thread?
Porn
thoughts on my aunt?
>>744258331
kek
>>744258331
she looks like a corpse risen from the dead to eat noodles
燕京啤酒!这是不是北京饭馆?
Shitty Albums.
>>744253899
Dark slide of the meme.
Florida thread. 352 mainly and surrounding areas. Name encouraged.
Sage M.
>>744260610
Gainesville checking in
>>744260780
Goddamn.. those juggs are glorious!
Post the nicest tits you've seen
Why are teachers so fucking stupid b?
>be me
>be political science student
>political history first class
>teacher says we can bring personal stories if we want to
>i say
Yeah my grandma died in the holocaust when she was 6.
>teacher says she's sorry to hear that
Also general stupid teachers thread.
>>744259579
she was just being nice anon...
>>744259579
I have 4 grandmother's. It's entirely possible one died young. She may not be my direct grandmother, but she's still my granny
>>744259579
Since you're a political science student, she probably assumed you were the stupid one and simply went along with your dumb story.
Also, inb4 Nan got knocked up at age 5.
>>744260073
>I have 4 grandmother's
No.
I wanna suck my friend's dick but idk how to go about this what do
Has he gotten laid recently?
Put his dick in your mouth
Suck the dck
There you go Anon.
progression
>drinking
>watch porn
>gets casual
>start seeing if you can stroke
>offer to blow
or just get him wasted and roll the dice
For some every Negro's dream
For some every white woman's dream
For some every white husbands dream
Tell me more about "The American Dream"
>>744260739
>>744260739
Nigger dicks? American dream?
Uh... are you retarded?
>>744260947
Bait is successful
>Waits seconds for someone else to get triggered