Golly jee do I have a story for you fucks. >Be me >Be

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*Continue*

>2 years passes
>Regrets everything
>Wishes had QT.314159 back
>Goes to college
>Takes GE classes cause doesn't know what to do yet
>Meet GOREGOUS smol azn, we'll call her Anya
>11/10
>PainfullyThicc.JPG
>Finally over my social anxiety
>Get to talking to her, nothing serious
>Take her out on smol dates after class, nothing big
>Invites her over to watch Star Wars, as she was an avid Star Wars fan.
>Get to Han and Leia kissing in Empire Strikes Back
>She leans in for a kiss
>Frantically goes full chad-mode and starts kissing and stripping her
>You get the idea, you know where this is headed
>3 months passes
>"Anon, I think it's time you meet my family! My entire extended family from Washington is over for the holidays!"
>Something crosses my mind, but I think nothing of it
>Proceeds to Christmas party as though everything is normal
>I pull up to her house
>*knocks on the door*
>Excitedly, the door swings open
>It's Sophie, coming to visit her cousin Anya for the holidays...

go on...

Oh shit

OP died

>>744259265
DONT STOP NOW YOU ANTIFA-SUPPORTING DOUBLE NIGGER

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>>744259163
NIGGA DONT STOP NOW

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Should of pre-typed this fagget

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>>744259163
>didhedie?

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>>744259265
*Continue*
>Everything goes cold, time stops
>Both of us wear the 1000 yard stare as we gaze at each other in utter shock
>Anya walks up behind me, seemingly jealous for the way I'm staring
>"Well Sophie, this is MY boyfriend anon! Ain't he cute?"
>Sophie says nothing, I say nothing, and we both continue to look at each other as though we just witnessed a murder
>Anya loses her temper and drags me inside
>Hours of agonizing internal pain pass
>Everyone sits down at the dinner table
>Sophie is at my left, Anya to my right
>This situation is a ticking time-bomb
>Every minute feels like an hour
>Sophie and I twiddle our thumbs and act as though nothing's wrong
>Anya's mom speaks
>"So anon, have you met Sophie?"
>"Y-Yes."
>"She's Anya's favorite! The two used to play a lot when they were younger. They're very close."
>Sophie says nothing but reaches for her pocket
>Remembers Sophie's gun collection (One of our shared interests)
>Memories flash back
>"Yeah anon, I never leave the house without my 9 after I was raped."
>"Damn, I'd kill anyone who wronged you Sophie!"
>"You don't have to, I'd rather do it myself."
>"HolyshitImgoingtodie.jpg

fuckkk

This story sounds fake as fuck

>>744260498
Before I continue reading, if she somehow takes out the gun and shoots you then you better apologize for terrible storywriting.

>>744260635
It was believable until the gun collection bit.

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>>744259163
>she is a bit of an emotional wreck
well she is a female

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>>744260498
*Continue*
>Sophie reaches for phone
>I take the LOUDEST sigh of relief, making the situation awkward
>"Anon, my friend needs help with their car, can you help?"
>Nervousness sets in again
>"W-What do you need me to do?"
>Her tone turns neutral
>"They just need some oil and a jump-start."
>At least she hasn't forgotten I'm good with this stuff
>"Anya, you wouldn't mind if I left to help yeah?"
>Anya's emotions get the best of her, she makes a brushing motion towards the door, arms crossed
>I get up slowly, my stomach utterly churned from the panic
>Sophie and I leave the house, get to her car.
>"S-So uhhh..."
>"There is no friend, there is no oil change."
>Panic insues
>"Anon, I get in the car."
>Against my better judgement, I get in
>She gets in after and we speed off
>Still panicking, so I try to small talk
>"S-So, what have you done to it since last we talked?"
>Our interest in cars kept our relationship going on as long as it did
>"New exhaust, suspension, coils...."
>She was still talking but I was still panicking, I couldn't remember what she was saying
>Drives up to the mountains
>She speaks up, her tone turns aggressive
>"Anya huh? What, was she closer?"
>She takes a sharp turn really fast, I yelp
>"Did she have nicer tits than me?!"
>It was true but I wasn't gonna say anything
>"Was she less broken than me?!"
>Sophie's crying at this point, taking mountain turns at 55MPH
>Is screaming
>"N-NO! IT'S NOT TRUE!"
>"So what was it then?! Why did you leave me?!"
>Hairpin turn is approaching, she speeds up

>>744260766
Anon was shot, died, reincarnated as shit writer...

>>744261151
pics or it didnt happen

>>744261151
Sorry anon, finding this really hard to be around the middle of the third post

How do we know this is OP, maybe someone took it upon themselves to continue it

>>744261151
What the fuck? How bad does this story get? Fuck this, I want my life back.

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>>744261410
I honestly left this post when I posted the originally 2. Other guys are fucking with you.

Should I REALLY continue it? I honestly didn't think people cared enough about it...

>>744261410
this could be true it would explain the shitty writing and fantasy senario

>>744261546
yes

>>744261546
Might as well redeem the post.

>>744261546
Cont.

>>744261546
fuck you

continue OP pls

>>744261546
but how do we know YOURE OP?

>>744261764
feels thread converted into detective thread

>>744261151

Keep going OP

>>744261546
If you're really OP, then yes, I have been waiting for more for awhile now

The fact that it's paused is actually genuinely depressing for me. I love reading greentext stories, and this one was sounding like it was gonna be good.

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itt

>>744261833
Kek haha

>>744262119
Sauce?

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Itt

this is intense'

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>>744261546
>>744259265
(ACTUAL CONTINUATION)
>Shock.jpg
>Both awkwardly stand there
>Act as though I don't recognize Sophie and introduce myself
>"Hi, I'm Anon! I'm Anya's bf"
>"I can see that... I'm Sophia."
>She turns and walks away slowly
>Yikes.jpg
>"Don't mind her Anon" says Anya "She hasn't been the same since we were younger."
>(Holy shit, what have I done? Did I do that?)
>"Anyway, come on! Lemme introduce you to my family!"
>We go through the house
>Meet Anya's dad, mom, uncle, and then aunt
>Aunt's introduction stuck out the most
>"Hello Anon, nice to meet you. Have you met my daughter Sophia?"
>"I have, but she didn't seem that talkative"
>"Oh yes, she's a pretty quiet girl nowadays. She's very sweet though, she'll come around to you."
>(Yup, I've done it, I'm a horrible person.)
>Hours of chit-chatting pass
>Sophie in the corner, playing her DS, stalking me with those dead eyes
>Dinner finally comes
>Sits next to Anya and Sophie
>The illusion of calm on my part begins to break
>Starts sweating
>Being a christian Korean family, joins them in saying grace before we eat
>Begins eating in complete silence, slowly
>Sophie follows suit
>Anya notices my poor appetite
>"What's the matter Anon? Isn't it good?"
>I perk up
>"I-It's delicious!"
>"Then why haven't you eaten more?"
>"I-I've got a bit of a stomach-ache, c-could I get some Tums?"
>Sophie speaks up
>"I know where they're at." She states bitterly
>"Come on, let's go"
>"I slowly stand up and follow her down the hall."
>(Charging at Saipan would be easier than this walk)

>>744262253
>

>>744262119
fucking whores man!

amirite?

>>744262426
More

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>>744262426

I don't give a fuck WHO finishes it but someone needs to fuck off and fucking finish the story.
>10 FUCKIN' DOLLARS A MONTH

This is great I need more

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Who's the person that wrote
>>744261151 ?
Continue this storyline, because at least I was at the edge of my seat on this.

>>744262426 is too slice of life

Niggassssss

Posy story you fucking black she male loving cock gobbler turkey faggot antifa ball licker


FUCK I LOVE COCAINE

>>744262692
Give it time, they only posted once. Let them get another post in before you decide.

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>>744262788
... I know anon.

I'm just a bit tilted because I need closure on >>744261151
I've been on too many greentexts that get abandoned, and I don't want to be abandoned again.

>>744260398
>Should of
Retard

>>744262426
Does she blow you in the bathroom?
I NEED TO KNOW.

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Plz cont, my pet birb died today I need this

>>744262927
I know anon, it always sucks. I just want what really happened, if the story is true.

>>744263085
Pic related?

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>>744263127
Chatita this is her

>>744263127

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>>744263265
Oh shit! We can make this happen boys!
Do you have any good greentext stories of Chatita?

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Both fake stories are entertaining
Keep going!

Why has op forsaken us?

>>744263265
What a cutie…

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>>744263333

Oh shit quads
>>744263333
And sadly I don't have that much stories with her since I had her for like a month and a half

Wtf anon hurry up

>>744263503
Thanks m8 and also funny thing too she was the first pet that has died in my care

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>>744262426
>>744262426
(ACTUAL CONTINUATION, PRE-FINALE)
>Can see the bathroom, just a few more st-
>Sophie pushes me to the wall
>Tears in her eyes
>"H-How could you?"
>Can't meet her eyes
>"W-Why? Why are you doing this to me?"
>Her tears develop into a soft sob
>We're out of ear-shot from anyone
>Stunned, I stand there, tense
>"All I ever wanted was to be happy with you. I-I thought..."
>I start to quiver, tears start welling up
"A-An...And now, you're back in my life. After I tried so hard to forget you..."
>Starts crying too
>"S-Sophie, I-I'm sorry..."
>She scoffs through her tears
>"You knew how much I was going through then, y-you knew what happened to me!"
>I panic
>Reaches out, grabs her tightly
>"S-Sophie, n-nothing I say w-will make it better, I-I know"
>"B-But the truth is I wasn't ready. I-I couldn't take all the pressure! Y-You talked me up like I was some kind of great hero. I-I'm not! I-I'm just a guy. Just a guy..."
>In my clutches, she pauses
>"Pushing you away was my way of dealing with it. I-I couldn't take anymore...You know how hard it is to know someone you care so much about has been raped?! There were days when I wanted nothing more than to hurt and destroy. It tore me apart!"
>She starts sobbing harder
>"I-It's not that I didn't care about you, it's that I cared too much..."
>I stand there, panting, sniffling, trying to get a grip
>She hugs me
>She sobs into my dress-shirt
>"I-I needed you, and you left me..."
>"S-Sophie..."
>She pauses
>I try to get a grip
>"Truth be told, I did love you.T-That's why it was so hard for me. I was young, I didn't know what to do. I know what I did now, was wrong. If I could take it all back, I would..."

>be op
>trying to type out the actual part 2
>get sidetracked by these fags posting fake continues on my thread
>one line away from finishing real cont.
>smash that mf backspace to type a reply to these fags
>oh shit another one
>fuck it, I ain't got all day to type that all out again

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>>744263851

>>744263673
>Without warning, Sophie flings her arms around me and begins to kiss me
>Right at that moment Anya comes around the corner and sees
>ohfuck.jpg
>she turns around and heads back to the dining room, without saying a word
>look back at Sophie, she's happy about what she just caused
>want to explode at her but don't because the entire situation was already awkward enough without the parents knowing
cont?

welp this shit turned gay.

Welp shit

>>744264126
The classic misunderstanding to make the person think youre cheating on them
Seems like you're just as bad at story telling as the fake OP

>>744263851
Copy paste next time fggt

(ACTUAL CONTINUATION, FINALE)
>Sophie leans in for the kiss
>skillfully dodge her incoming attack
>with swiftness and finesse I back-flip 3 meters to gain distance between us
>a smirk starts to unfold from my lips
>"you thought that you"
>"YOU"
>"could have me?"
>Sophie, clenching her teeth with tears cascading down her chin, lets out a banshee scream
>"hmff, this is why I left you; you're naive as always"
>she charges at me
>she strikes me with all her might, but she only manages to swipe my after image
>she notices I was too quick for her, and she frantically looks around the room, still with tears streaming down her face
>I teleport behind her
>"Omae wa mou shindeiru"
cont?

>>744264594
>FINALE
>cont?

>>744264594
yes please

>>744264594
Nani?!

Shut the fuck up niggers, this is the real continuation.

>Speechless.jpg
>Sophie quietly walks back into the house without saying anything
>Anya looks at me confused.
>"what was that?"
>WhatToDo-handguide.pdf
>"I have something to tell you?"
>"What is it anon?"
>"I actually know Sophie."
>Anya is totally confused, so I explain everything to her.
>"I hope you're not mad"
>She completely understands and says she'll talk to Sophie later.
>all I'd have to do is survive the rest of the night.

>TO BE CONTINUED

>>744264594
>tfw this most closely resembles OP's original post in word choice

>>744264594
MISTER ANDERSON

>>744264594
please

>>744264711
this is why you write it up ahead of time so you can copy paste it

>>744264594
Nothing personnel, kid

>>744264711
You better finish this shit man it's 4 am here and I want this to be over so I can sleep.

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>>744264594
Better than what actually happened. I'm not even gonna finish it after this kek.

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>>744264594
The act of a finale that contains "cont?" truly exemplifies the strive for mystery and the forthcoming of "op will not delivar". The culmination of countless eyes watching and reading as this story unfolds from various timelines and perspectives mirrors the multifacetted characterization of Sophie and OP while contrasting with the absent but ever thought of Anya. The use of the legendary teleportation behind one's back is a bold statement daring to risk the potential of being cliche and overused but pulls it off by the confidence of prose. This, /b/, this truly is the work of a literary genius of the current year

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>>744264594
(ACTUAL CONTINUATION, FINALE+)
>with expert speed I unfold ninjutsu hand signs at an astounding 200 apm
>I ready my final blow on her to rid of her from my life for good, yet I still need to hold back my power-level to ensure at least a few survivors in the house still make it with minimal blown off limbs
>I underestimate her
>Sophie, knowing me through and through after all our years together, unzips my fanny pack
>an endless spew of spaghetti that my mom cooked for me a week prior spills out
>shit
>was saving that for lunch
>my energy sources have been depleted because I barely ate at the dinnertable, and I haven't eaten in hours
>she recoils her fist for a blow of 1000 rapists
>time slows down
>I can see her fist coming at me at lightning speed yet at .125% youtube 1080p,60fps playback
>no
>I can't let this happen
>and I don't have enough time or energy to counter her attack
>BRAIN BLAST
>I get a masterful idea
cont?

>>744264711
(part 4 or some shit)

>"I've got glocks, I've got glocks!?" Sophie yells at the top of her inflated lungs.
>Sophie smokes way too much, also has a fascination with guns.
>Shit.midi
>I hit the deck
>"hahahaha!" sophie laughs like a crazed maniac
>"Sophie, stop scarring my boyfriend"
>I get up and dust off the dust that i have accumilated from the ground since no one in this household enjoys sweeping.
>"Fuck Sophie this is why i dumped your ass"
>"Sophie stares me down.
>Shit.exe
>she throws an apple at my face.
>fuck that hurt.
>Bitch ya done did it now.
>"you're ass, my glass"
>"Que?"
>ya heard me
>Glass em
>shards of glass protruding from the mountain of an ass
>oh shit, assault is a crime in the real world.
>gottaDip.mp4

>cont?

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>>744265117

>>744265117
Anon if you don't finish this story noone will

>this whole thread
One million keks. Put me in the screencap

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>>744265117
This is too intense!

>>744265117
This entire thread is just pure kek

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>>744265117
Anon!

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Put my dead birb in the screen cap too

Rip OP

>>744262449
Fucking Mercedes guys and high class escorts

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Can someone type up a semi realistic ending?

>>744263265
That is one cute birb. Her soul shall fly upon Eagle wings unto Valhalla.

I don't even care how it ends. So many keks to be had either way

>>744265717
This only gets better

>>744265694
>everybody get on the floor
>she accidentally the whole can
>about three-fiddy

>>744265799
checkem

>>744265643
>high class escorts

Dude, It was a rich fat fuck, fucking a high school girl.
And It's implied he was doing that for a long time, at least since she was 16

fucking japs

>>744265799
0/10 no walk the dinosaur train

>>744265822
Kekkem

>>744265822
Checkem

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OP leaving this thread to dry up brings some repressed memories of the neighbors

>>744264594
> after image
Fucking lold

>>744264959
Just finish the fucking story, motherfucker.

>>744264711
(Actual continuation, Was to busy laughing my ass off at the fake replies)

>Feeling nervous
>Anya introduces me to her family
>They seem to like me.
>Notice Sophie staring me down.
>Looks like she still can't let the past go
>All throughout dinner she continues to stare me down.
>after we eat we begin to watch a movie in the living room.
>Sophie goes upstairs.
>Ask whats the deal
>"Sophie's been sleeping here since she's got in a fight with her parents."
>ah.jpg
>"she seems really pissed at me still, she barley said anything to me."
>"she's just been having a rough time with her life."
>I know all too well.
>As much as I want to ignore the problem and just move on, I gotta make things right
>"I should go talk to her..."
>"You sure anon? I can talk to her after you leave."
>"Nah, It's best if I clear things up."
>I get up
>She tells me which room she's using.
>I head upstairs.

>To be continued

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(ACTUAL CONTINUATION, FINALE+ S)
>I quickly pull down my pants in legendary speed
>this speed cannot be matched humanly except by one man
>a faint https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDpDYRkmmkA can be heard in the distance
>yes, the only way that can be her speed is the speed of the master of time-speed himself
>play the embed video if you haven't btw fam
>the blue falcon crashes through the side wall of the house
>it blows Sophie three football fields away, but her power of vengeance and pent up hatred for the culmination of my abandonment and the world abandoning her forces her to shift gravity itself
>she plants her feet onto the fine, grainy earth and rapidly starts running incredibly fast
>so quick in fact that her position doesn't change, but the earth below her does
>she is enhancing the rotation of the earth, similar to running on a treadmill: staying in place as the threads below her move in increasing acceleration
>I think "OF COURSE"
>"The only way to counter speed is to counter with acceleration: the change of speed"
>the world itself is rotating 100x faster than it does on average
>Capt Falcon see right through her
>a single tear runs down his mask
>he takes off his mask to see me eye to eye
>Falcon gives me his mask
>only those who have surpassed the Captain himself can inherit the title of Captain Falcon
>he hands me his mask
>He quickly grabs me and throws me into the Blue Falcon and sets it to auto pilot to protect me
>the Blue Falcon explodes into the great heavens into the orbit of the earth to ensure my safety
>she glares straight into my soul
>"THIS IS THE PAIN THAT I HAVE KEPT IN MY SOUL, WAITING TO BE RELEASED UNTIL NOW"
>She kicks the ground with finess
>The rotation of the world stops instantly, and everything is flung at billions of miles per hour
>Captain Falcon, flying billions of miles per minute, circling around the earth multiple times, feels an inner flame welling in his body
>*click*
>it must be done
>locks his sights on Sophie
cont?

>>744266060
Now here's the part where op gets into a three way with Sophie and Anya

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>>744259163
>>744259265
>>744262426

>>>>OP

These fake conts are top kek

>>744265117
continues on
>>744266107
btw

>>744266197
The fakes...

I can't even continue these are so good...

Need moar

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these fucking fake continuations i cant breathe send help

>>744266583
Probably loling at fake again.

I really want to see the end of the real story.

Hopefully someone is screencaping this thread

>>744266742
Messaging it to my friend on my phone and when to long using copy paste.

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>>744266107
(ACTUAL CONTINUATION, FINALE++ SS NEW GAME+ AFTERSTORY)
>cptn falcon readies his fist for a 10^10 miles per minute falcon punch
>"FALCON"
>"PUAWNCH!!!!1!"
>Sophie disintegrates from the sheer forces
>however
>right before she completely evaporates, she wimpers "I...
>"I... just wanted to be happy..."
>"...with you"
>captain falcon too disintegrates into a fine dust, yet satisfied knowing full well that he has shown the world his moves
>the Blue Falcon that contained me begins its descend to the earth below
>the radio of the blue falcon starts playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXkgn3QUA2w
>I see the devestation below
>"is... is this of my doing?"
>I try to hold back my choked tears
>the blue falcon gently lands on the ground zeroes of what once was a peaceful dinner rendezvous
>I exit the Blue Falcon
>I cannot distinguish which dust was of my hero and that of my enemy
>however I can see the blown bits of Anya
>I sigh
>pull down pants
>jack off
>don't wanna die a 100% virgin, right
>cream loads onto her charred, half intact body
>My 10mL load was glorious thanks to a guide I read on 4chan, and I made sure to eat my zinc tablets and celery stalks
>I then walk aimlessly into the distance
>I knew not where I was to go, but one place was for sure
>Go to local library
>write up this greentext to display my trials and endeavors
So, I never did get laid, but at least I had fun writing my adventure for you guys.
Going to go browse some trap threads now. Good night all.

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>>744266790
Thanks amigo

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>>744266060
*continue*

>Outside room
>Knock on door
>"Sophie, you in there? It’s me, Anon.”
>Hear muffled voice
>“go away”
>Sigh.jpg
>“we should really talk!”
>Sorta hope she won’t
>Alright last try
>“Sophie, I-“
>she opens the door,
>“What!?”
>She was crying
>“Sophie!?”
>Autisticlly don’t know what to say, now that I’m >face to face with her
>“C-can I come in?”
>She turns and heads inside.
>I guess that’s a yes.
>I walk inside and close the door behind me
>Shitshitshit.jpg
>Heart begins to race
>“I just wanted to talk about things…”
>She’s sitting on her bed, facing away from me
>“Why? Why now?”
>What?
>“it’s been two years… You abandoned me when I needed you most.”

OP and other newfags, lrn2tripfag pl0x

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>>744266882
You aint the real op

>>744266850
this epic ending

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>>744266882
not the real op

>>744266857
Where the fuck should I put it though for others still pretty much a newfag to 4chan.

>>744267298
Just post it somewhere on /b/ someone else will save it

>>744267446
Ok that won't be too hard I'm usually on pool and b but normally just lurk.

>>744267523
Just post it when it goes on the line of greentext stories or feels thread, because this shit goes either way

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>>744266060

*continue*

>Knock on door
>Sophie opens up
>"What?"
>ask if we can talk
>We end up talking it out.
>Everything seems to be going better than expected
>this is where i fucked up
>she kisses me, and we end up going too far
>It was quick, probably 4 minutes.
>feel really guilty.
>StartTopanic.jpg
>"Don't worry Anon, I won't tell."
> I head back downstairs and continue the night like nothing happened
>feel like the biggest asshole.

This is just getting better and better

What is the real fucking story at this point.
Removing ids was a mistake for this reason only.

>>744267630
Just end it it's been 2 fucking hours. I love this but I'm to tired to stay awake.

>>744267728
At this point its getting lost

>>744267728
tripcodes had tripfags,
ids had stupid id bullshit and prevented great things like this thread.

OP is probs dying of laughter and or went to fap to traps

>>744267728
Should be an option of the op in my opinion at least
on /b/

>>744267844
Probably getting a bj from sophie while talking to anya on the phone about how awkward last weekend was or w.e

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>Be me in highschool
>Weed is the new thing among all my friends/the clique i was in
>Some of them become dealers, all of them smoke weed including me
>After about 4 months i decide i'll try being a dealer, nothing serious, just selling to friends and junior high
>Don't want to owe debts to a supplier i didn't know from the college
>Genius idea, buy clones. I'm in horticulture, i know a little bit about plants, i have the materials to grow them
>Holy fuck was growing these things the single most stressful thing in my life
>One day they bud, all 5 plants
>Fuck. Ya.
>I've sold before, but, only the stuff i didn't end up smoking to friends, so i have very little experience
>Decide to try it, net $50 off my first day (plant yielded 6 grams)
>Next day, i decide to carry my dad's gun, nothing special, no value price or sentiment wise. just a cheapo revolver with missing grips.
>Pick related, except rustier and no grips
>1 gram left, my friend wants to buy it. i trek to his house his house with a huge pit in my stomach.
>I'm crossing the playground at 5pm
>Winter so it's dark
>See two men on the other side of playground parking lot, parallel to me
>Weird but fine
>As i'm nearing the exit they start making a b-line to me diagonally
>Oh fuck, police
>Wrong
>I face my back to the exit, and tie my shoes as an excuse to see if they'll go pass me or not
>See these are not police at all
>Not acting like they're on meth, but look like they've done it
>Skinny Pete from Breaking Bad and a half black/half Mexican man come up to me
>I (thankfully) finish tying my shoe and stand up
>Half&half pulls out this gross looking knife, skinny pete: a club of some sort. I take a step back and put my hands up.
>They ask what I have on me, they take a step forward, me, a step back
>I am visibly distressed, my hands are shaking a lot, and i'm stuttering with every word i say"
>"I-i-h-h-i-i-ha-have w-weed a-a-and m-wallet
>They seem amused

cont.

>>744267879
Now that I would accept as truth

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>>744267909

>They ask me to get it, they step forward, i step back.
>I reach in my left side inside jacket pocket where the weed is
>also the gun
>they shuffle forward, I step back, maintaining a 3 ft distance
>still shaking badly, takes what felt like 10 minutes to get a decent grip on the gun
>As soon as I do, I take a step back lean forward and shoot 2-3 times at half&hald
>drops his knife, and grabs at his chests, turns around to run, trips, starts stumbling away
>Skinny Pete already 10 ft away booking it
>Shoot once or twice at him
>I put the gun in my pants pocket and turn around and run
>Thank. Fucking. God. There was no traffic.
>I run about a mile away, and from there start walking, decide to go to friends house
>Still shaking a lot
>To combat my adrenaline rush I breathe in quickly through my mouth and closed my lips so it made a "whip" noise
>Make it to friends house
>Just give him the weed for free
>I take a hit
>After about 3 hours have him drive me home
>Go home, take shower, say goodnight to parents who ask what's wrong. "N-nothing, I'm just tired"
>Put gun in shoe, put the pair of shoes under the bed
>Don't get any sleep,swearing the police are going to raid my house
>They don't
>Next day, after about an hour and a half of sleep
>Shower, dress, put gun in pocket
>Go outside and plant the semi-dwarf apple tree my dad has been telling me to plant the past 3 days.
>Dig hole, drop gun, bury gun, drop plant, fill in hole
>Stay home for the rest of the week (winter break)
>Go to school, swear I'll get busted here
>I don't
>Never hear anything about it, no news or gossip, nothing
>After about 2 months all the stress with have gone.
>A year later it hardly crosses my mind

And now I'm here. I don't feel bad about it at all. They deserved it. I was a degenerate back then, and I would have deserved all the punishment that I should have gotten, but it never came. Since then I've moved, and the only feeling I get from thinking about this is how lucky I am.

>>744266882
>"I'm sorry its not that I didn't care its that I cared too much"
>She passionitly embraces me
> Her lips are so soft
>She's touching my cock
>Put my hand in her pants and start fingering her drippingbwet pussy
>bend her over to and take my dick out and start fucking her in the ass
>she gasps with pleasure
>here a knock on the door
>"whats going on in there?"
>its anya
>she opens the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

>>744268063
Now that is what I was waiting for thanks anon

>>744259163

'LDR'

autism detected

>>744259163
Hardly a story. 0/10 what is this high schooler shit

>>744267630
>>744267789

*continue*

>Sophie adds me back on skype
>Shit.jpg
>Ignore it for a while
>a week goes by
>Finally cave in and add her
>She immediately makes her intentions known
>She wants to get back together
>long story short, I start seeing Sophie behind Anya's back
>Feel guilty all the while
>To make a long story even shorter
>Weeks go by
>Can't do it anymore
>I want to break up
>But she'd probably tell Anya
>Don't know what to do
>FuckMe.jpg

>>744267861
Great idea actually

We can't let this thread die now!!!
We haven't even heard the next true cont.

Bumperoni trying to get last true part before I head to sleep

>>744268320
He went to go fap to trans you should join him.

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>>744268166
Nice story op.
Let's talk about how I managed to separate orgasms from ejaculations and became multi-orgasmic, similar to how females can get multiple orgasms.
>the kegel muscle is the muscle used for holding in your pee
seriously, simulate yourself stopping yourself from peeing, and that area in your gooch is the kegel muscle
>search up kegel exercises
>do said kegel exercises and your kegel muscle will be a fucking monster
>kegel muscle can also be used to hold in your cum when you're about to blow
>after weeks of kegel exercises, your kegel muscle will be like a fucking irongrip machine
>you will be able to hold in your cum and piss like a champ
cont?
(just trying to make sure the thread doesn't die)

Stay alive I need the end to this shit show.

Keep the thread alive by all means or memes possible.

>>744268366
>Be me, 22, white as a paper plate.
>never had sex
>as a cute girl i had a crush on to go out on a date
>Don't know what people even do at dates
>bring her to movies.
>we had a fairly normal day
>everything seems to be going fine
>after the date I walk her home
>we kiss
>somehow get my first girlfriend
>some weeks later, at a party
>getting drunk, and meet this girl
>Chick is one of those craze lunatic types, the ones that are into gore threads. like that bitch from the death note netflix movie.
>hot as fuck, edgy as can be.
>end up making out and then fucking
>loose my virginity to stranger
>We exchange numbers

Cont

Could someone screen cap all this shit plus OP's true ending, am gonna sleep so I pray all of us to finally hear the end of this story

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>>744268433
Backstory: Over summer break after senior year high school, I jacked off about 40 to 50 times a week, but I wanted to maximize the amount of pleasure I could get from jacking, because I was getting desensitized quickly.

Back to kegel muscles:
After you practice your kegel muscles like a champ, anytime you feel like you're about to blow, just do the act of "holding in your pee," and take your hand off your dick.
Now, if you were an average person, and didn't do these exercises, your kegel wouldn't be strong enough, and you're just blow your load; however, because you have an ironlock grip, you now are a human orgasm denier.
Now, contrary to popular belief, the male orgasm and ejaculation aren't actually the same thing. The male orgasm comes IMMEDIATELY before the ejaculation.
Here's the hard part: reach your point of orgasm, but quickly deny yourself right before the ejaculation. You will get the reward of orgasm, but you will prevent your "5 seconds of glory then immediately feel really sleepy" ejaculation.
cont?

>>744268735
Fuck it cont

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Gonna delay my sleep some more gonna dump some random stuff

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(Real continuation the season finale part 4: Dark moon over clouded sea)
>I chuckle as the katana is unsheathed
>"You think I came unprepared Sophie?"
>With the swiftness of a kite I lunge at her blade leveled at her heart
"Nani?"
> My blade enters the temptresses heart in a single graceful motion
>But it wasn't Sophie
>Man door hand hook car door

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>>744268923
so beautiful

Op your killing me it's 521 an I'm so tired I'm only here cause of my other friend who I'm sending this to.

>>744269007
He is getting off on us waiting for him

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>>744268781
Here's the summary and overall process:

>do kegel exercises to build up strength in your gooch (this can take weeks)
>start jacking off
>right as your about to cum, quickly orgasm denial yourself with your kegel muscle
>if done right, you'll get your orgasm, but you won't ejaculate
>continue this cycle of getting multiple orgasms until you cum for real

Applications:
1) >you become multiorgasmic
2) >when having sex with your gf (when you actually do) you can hold in your cum to last a whole lot longer
>(last hours longer)
3) >some other shit, I'm too tired and still waiting for OP to post his story

>>744268923
I'm fucking dying

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Y'all say hi to my pet birb Charlie

>op has heart attack while we are all demanding the ending
>Anya sees this tomorrow and is weirded out by 4chan and feels horrible about how he had used there story for just entertainment for anons
>Anya and Sophie commit suicide like wife's of Viking lords when there husband's die.

>>744268735
|2| Continued

>The next day it finally dawns on me what I've done
>Fuck
>I lost my virginity to a stranger and not my own girlfriend
>Feel fucking slimy
>want to forget but can't
>Other girl texts me
>tell her that last night was a mistake
>She tells me that it wasn't
>she tells me she liked it
>I liked it too... but also felt guilty
>tell her we can't see each other
>Gf wants to hand out
>make excuses why I can't
>avoid her for the rest of the week

Cont

>>744269172
bury that nigga

>>744269172
Is this chidi owner as well?

>>744269249
Wrong dead birb dipshit

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FUCK IT.
OP IS NOT PULLING THROUGH.
Tell me to dump hentai, and I will.
JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING QUE.

>>744269288
Chidi?

>>744269342
PULL THE LEVER

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>>744269342
What this bout to turn into

>>744269342
Hold off on that bomb dump kemosabe

fuck it OP taking too long
goodnight

>>744269347
The bird that died today I'm so fucking tired I can't remember what the name was.

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>>744269437
>>744269438
BALLS DEEP
>>744269470
chatita

>>744269470
It was chatita and yes it's me and same dude OP is fucking with my sleep

>>744269522
It's 5:35 here I'm like a zombie right now

>>744259163
>teen dating

MODS !!!!!

>>744269588
Use the incest to keep the blood pumping

where the hell did OP go?

>>744269616
It's leaving my head I'm getting light headed.

>>744269662
Fucking rams it in

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>>744269677
Million dollar question my friend.

>>744269588
You should try stress my dude that shit keeps me up all night

>>744269677
Probably tranny porn

Rip op

Or the sensation of OP fucking with us should get you steamed up

>>744269708
Been doing hard labor that shit makes you pass out.

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btw, I wrote the anime like stupid greentext. Was really fun writing and playing with you guys :^)

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>still waiting for OP

>>744269815
You monster frisbee

>>744269815
Well thanks for the keks. And thanks for the hentai.

>>744269747
It does I'm just in bed and was reading a story thinking I was about to head to bed and then op just takes a year to do shit and I'm already invested.>>744269755
>>744269755
>>744269755

>>744269870
We can't leave without finishing on what we started reading

>>744269857
Glad it had a happi end

>>744269815
It was funny. 4chan global rule questions If raids are forbidden then why do they happen like the habbo hotel raid newfag here just curious.

>>744269958
Because it is honor tradition newfag, pool has aids

>>744269958
Or some shit like that

>>744269868
No not yet give it time /b/rother>>744269868

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>>744269958
Becuz fuck da modzzz and the police

>>744262253
initial d fag

>>744270036
Sounds about right do the mods even care really on /b/

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OP has me like,(look closely at the eyes)

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>>744269958
newfag indeed. The big Habbo Hotel raids were back in 2006. TWO THOUSAND AND SIX. That was a very different internet back then. We had stuff like ebaum's world, newgrounds, and 360p youtube videos were HD.
Global rules like no raids are set into effect because of oldfag shenanigans like this. Most 4chan raids nowadays are living in the shadows trying to get the "lels" like they used to, but now 4chan /b/ is a WHOLE lot more tame.
Only thing we have nowadays are trap threads, gay threads, and other queermosexual stuff.

Giving him tell 6 am then turning off my phone

>>744270080
Yes no pizza with cheese

Is OP dead?

>>744270135
I like that doujin had a great fap with it

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>>744270135
Cont?

>>744270182
No he is just savoring this while we wait with our dicks out for the story

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Guys, just check the "[ ] auto" box in the bottom of the page, and just let the page update automatically. Keep your laptop or computer or whatever on, and when you wake up, the thread should be updated until it gets pruned.

>>744270135
I mean pol still does retarded stuff like the whole Shia le buff flag thing. I remember the whole Tumblr raid thing so I figured that there at least slightly was a bit of old 4chan left.

>>744270232
I conqueror this is a good doujin

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>>744263673
You are TEARING me APART, Lisa!!!

>>744270261
Will it work on mobile if my ohone screen is locked?

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>>744270193
thanks mate

>>744270232
>>744270284
I'm just posting 1st pages. The sauce is in the filename.

>>744270347
no
or at least mine does not. If all goes to worst, you can keep your phone on charge and go to options and force your phone to never go on lock screen/sleep mode.

>>744270406
That fucking one right there my Nigga is some good shit mmmmMMMmmmMmmmmm

This is gonna be one great screen cap

>>744270494
I hope it lives up to hype.

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This shit right here is some goooood shit.
(srsly this is a pretty good one)

btw thanks for the lulz everyone

>>744270494
Speaking of which someone pls post screencap for me Mobilfag-kun

>>744270406
Fuck there is no way to set it to go on in definitely only for like 10

>>744270595
Not sure who was making it as we were going along, it was a newfag who was doing it

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>>744270595
Can't do multiples but here if I had my PC on I would spam them all out.

>>744270710
The anon friend

This is mobilefag/newfag saying good night b it was a fun one

>>744270805
Night anon