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This just happened. Did I lose my virginity???

>22
>Kissless, friendless, hugless, handholdless, virgin loser
>Meet girl on PoF
>Straight 7/10 Qt with glasses
>Take her out, do chivalrous shit.like hold sores etc
>She thinks I'm 'pretty'
>Talk for several hours about life and shit
>She's dropping hints that she wants to get fucked
>Neither of our places are suitable venues for fucking
>She really wants it, suggests we do it in car
>Drive to quiet spot
>Itsactuallyhappening.omg
>Kisses me, full on, tongue down my throat
>Feels and tastes bizarre
>Gets on top, takes off her top
>I manage to get her bra in one go, feel like a Chad
>Take off her panties
>Eat her out for 10 minutes
>Moaning the whole time, 'im gonna cum!!!' etc, really not sure if real or fake
>Myturn.jpg
>She sucks my dick
>I can't get harder than a semi
>Realise in this instant that masturbating 3x day to depraved shit has ruined my sexual function
>Try as I might, just can't get hard
>Try having sex anyway, just flops out
>Suggest trying without condom
>In retrospect this is the dumbest fucking thing I have ever done in my life to date
>Still, can barely push more than an inch inside her
>She still.moans, I feel like shit for making her have to pretend
>Go soft
>Can't get hard again
>End of sexual session
>Go home, rub one out

She still wants to see me again. She's even told me she wants us to marry, this is the first time I ever met this fucking girl.

So does this count as losing my virginity? And could I have got her pregnant from precum? (Last orgasm 24+hours before the 'sex', pissed at least 3x since that orgasm)

Pic most definitely not related, I wish it was that fucking easy

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celeb

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>ITT post crimes you have committed

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traps, fags and other mental illness thread

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Cock Tributes

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Okay /b/ would you let me care for your daughter or little sister (for one day) even if you knew I'd be attracted to her? Consider this scenario:

I'll buy her some food, clothing, and toys. After shopping we will hold hands on our way to the park. I'll push her on the swings and play tag with her and ensure that she would receive many pleasures (NON SEXUAL, MONITORED 24/7 by you and other legal guardians).

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Lolicon thread.

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help i have a roomate who dont contribute anything but her nasty pussy. my sister ownes the place and alll decisions have to go through her but i ultrahqtethis whore for turning my friends into cucks what do i do? i want her gone

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Acquaintances to whom you please yourself, part two.

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ITT: traps, CDs, sissies, femboys, chasers, faggots, degenerates, mental illness, and a wish of good luck to Ko, who is having SRS tomorrow. Good luck, you adorable thing! Please let us know how you are recovering.

Continuation from >>744208185

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Tits you want to fuck

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/b/ why have we never trolled chaturbate?

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Cambrian thread.

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Is Michael a pedo? I will like to know what 4chan thinks.

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Giving away 3 of my $50 steam cards /b/, first person to roll a 69 gets it.