ITT: Weird Porn stories >browsing porn hub >find 30

Welcome to the internet, OP.

>>733972677
fuck off normie but before you go drop that link to the video

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>>733972677
>1 am
>browsing for porn
>having a hard time finding something good
>been fapping for almost an hour
>find video of 10/10 goddess giving joi
>tells me how to fap
>isn't a whore about it
>slow and sensual
>voice is fucking velvet
>teases me
>doesn't give me permission to cum unless she says so
>ohgodfuckyes
>worried that this video will get ruined by her saying something stupid and whorey
>doesn't
>she's a fucking goddess
>gives me a countdown of when I get to cum
>ohgodicantholdit
>please get to 1
>stops at 2 to tease me
>pulls her mask off
>it's Bill fucking Murray
>"No one will ever believe you. Now blow your load for me, you fucking piggy"
>best orgasm of my life

Josuke best jojo

>>733973257
Nice repost faggot

Some of the weirdest shit I've seen is this guy with giant balls javfor.me/61735.html

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>>733972677
most scat porn is fake. its very easy to squirt fake shit up your ass. watch it again and pay attention to if it came out in logs or like it was squeezed through one of these.

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>>733972677
so been here since april?

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>>733973847
i made my own scat porn 100% real

>>733973847
How? Do they use nutella or some shit like that? Playdoh?

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>>733972677
Choo Choo! All aboard!

>>733972677
Link?

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saged try a better post fag

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>>733973935

>>733974132
I don't know the specifics but ive seen a lot of it and it is VERY obvious.

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>>733974427
why would you think that ?

>>733974653
Seems like it would be easier to be shat on rather than fillin up the ass with playdoh for a fake effect

>>733975246
easy to say when you're the shitter

>>733975510
I mean they would get people who are willing to get shat on, they do get that low

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>Roommate leaving for work
>He leaves his laptop out on in living room
>Watching TV and decide to snoop on it
>Looking through internet history
>"Clown porn"
>"Dog on clown porn"
>"Hot girl clowns with dogs"
>Find folder full of pictures of clown porn
>Multiple folders with weird titles
>"Big red noses"
>"Small red noses"
>"Blue big noses"
>"Clowns with small ears"
>I put it back exactly how I found it

This is what I get for snooping.

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>>733975827
capped

>>733975827
Something like that happened to me

I found in my friend search history "Black nurses with big ass asses"

mfw we where like 9

>>733973935
Aren't you the guy that fucks blow up dolls?