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I approve of this faggotry.

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>>734048749
>Quiet introverted girls are cute dude

Yeah. Cute is fun. But cute isn't fun for long periods of time.

>What's your argument for deredere?

It's damn boring. It's like a villain whose evil just to be evil, it's really one-dimensional ya know?

Anyways can we get a yandere using a knife to masturbate

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Bump i want to see a megaaa

fuck off with this dumb shit try searching google this shit is old as fuck

Need more!!!

time to fuck them up

What now?

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What part of don't talk about /b/ did the faggots not understand.

Christ.

This is why nothing good lasts. Fuck you. Fuck, you.

>Published on May 28, 2017
>LULZLULZLULZLULZLULZLULZLULZLULZLULZLULZLULZLULZ
Die in a fire.

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>>734046668
This cheap shitter until I decide on a more expensive one

>>734047216
Quite the douchebag starter kit there

>>734047282
it's only missing the fedora

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Just a little lower

I have allyson hannigan's video somewhere but I can't be bothered to upload that shit anywhere

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>>734044713
me too

tits+timestamp

tits and timestamp

>>734044481
OP can't inb4
>time and titstamp

Me and my mum browse together.

I would be more scared to be american and go to walmart having that qt ass...

dangerous ass fuck...

Yes .that's what turns me on

>>734045393
nigger aids, op. you have to cut it off if you don't want to die.

>>734045393
get a dermatologist to remove those

>>734045393
Your body is rejecting your dick. Cut it off now.

>>734041385
Cuberdict benerbatch

>>734041385
eggs benedict

bendadick in my cunterpatch

>>734043319
Did you shave your hand hair? Euughhh

sup fat shit, but watch looks nice

>>734043319
What a waste of money. Fucking jewelry is dumb. But at least it tells you how long its been since you last stuffed your face with donuts

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S’goin’ on man,
Dang ol’, name’s Boomhauer n’ tellyawhat, hate erry single oneayou, knowudimsayin? All ya’ll fat, dang ol’, dumbusdoorknobsyankees, talkinabout, spend errydamnsecondoftheday checkin out du du dumb pictures. Talkinabout, damnwaste atime, yaskme, knowimsayin’?. For realman, anyo’ya’ll even, talkinabout, goin out to the club, getwhatimean, get somudatyaknow, WHOO WHOO, knowimsayinman? Talkinabout, y’know it IS purdyfun gettinon dang ol’ computer, and just click-click-click-click-click, thateasyman, gettinon the dang ol’ websites and just lookinatda dang ol’ picshas and bein’ like hehelookadis, man, knowimsayin, but tellyahwut, ya’ll takinittoofar man, tellinya, too far.
Don’t be, talkinbout, beatinaroun a bush, juslike, bestraightuptalkinabouttellitlikeit is. Dangol’, juslookatme,man. Gotnoproblemso’erhere,man, tellyouhwut. Gotmeset o’ weights, knowimsayin, jusgetonthatb-b-benchpress, knowimsayin, juslike twohunderdthreehundered pounds, justbelike SOOPSOOPSOOP, dangol, like40repsaintnothin, turnarounddangol, getouttomyridesallyman, revituplike VROOMVROOMVROOM, dangol, built hermuhself, knowimsayinman? Watyou uptoman, dangolgettinonthecomputer, justlike, typetytype, talkinbout, nakedcartoonsman. Tellyuhwutman, dangol, gotme3rdgirlthisweek, tookherhome, knowimsayinman. (Talkinabout, gettindownandirtywiththatmouthaction, knowimtalkinboutman? Justlikedangol, talkinbout, just like.. damn). Dangol, shouldbeashamed ayourselves. Tellyouhwutman, justtellinitlikeitis

>brags about having a gf on a mongolian pottery forum

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Attention Subordinates,

My name is Picard, and I out-rank every single one of you. All of you are Romulan no-lifes who spend every second of their day on the Holodeck. You are everything Borg in the Universe. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any of Counsellor Troi's pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own inferior dying world, but you all take to a whole new Warp Factor. This is even worse than 1/4 Impulse Drive.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best photon torpedo. I'm pretty much almost Admiral. I was Captain of the Stargazer AND the Enterprise. What sports do you play, other than the "Bac-Lar" Tournament? I and have a banging hot Number One (He just engaged and inverse tacheon beam, Shit was SO cash). You are all Klingons who should assimilate yourselves into the Collective. Thanks for listening. Picard out.

Pic Related: It's me and my First Officer.

This one I like, good lines. Post more

>>734040210
Bump

>>734040210
Im assuming you're going for symmetrical photography? Its meh, find a better place to photo.

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I got your back.

https://youtu.be/Hdbnqj3gDVM

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Haha nice one, i have a good greentext story
> Anon didnt check the catalog
> His thread failed because there was another greentext ylyl thread

Tl:dr check catalog

>>734041563
Thank you kind sir, this crippled my sides and I must save it