Just bought a new watch. What do you think?

>>734043319
Did you shave your hand hair? Euughhh

sup fat shit, but watch looks nice

>>734043319
What a waste of money. Fucking jewelry is dumb. But at least it tells you how long its been since you last stuffed your face with donuts

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>>734043319
Where's your knuckles gone?

>>734043479
/thread

how many bands did it take them to make the 1 band for your fat wrist you fatfag

>>734043479
huh?

>>734043319
>>734043319
You need to go on a fucking diet.

>>734043319
Why does anyone own a watch anymore when there's a clock on your phone?

>>734043319
I think you're fat

>>734043612
It's fashion, not for telling time honestly.

>>734043630
Is what OP has to do to get out of bed?

>>734043319

ITT: OP is (You) farming. Crops look nice.

>>734043319
so, uh, are you a powerpuff girl?

>>734043479
>fucking jewelry is dumb
Who's fucking jewelry? All I see is a lamb leg someone put a watch around.

I think you're a fat mother fucker.

>>734043757
Implying he hasn't ate them and/or has them locked in his basement.

>>734043810
You're right.
Who IS jewelry?

99% A fake Rolex.

Fucking hand/arm looks like super ham parts lol get new arms also watch is trash

>>734043319
KEK hahah you guys mke me laugh.
BTW watch looks nice, if youre trying to suicide by making presurre there youre on it dude

>>734043319
Why did you decorate a ham?

>>734043319
did it cost $0.00?

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marry me

>>734043858
I highly doubt he has the stamina to even kidnap a regular child, much less a superpowered one. You give him far too much credit.

>>734043319
What's having a gimp arm like, anon?

>>734043319
op has that Elephantiasis shit

Is that a watch or an EKG monitor ?

>>734043319

Looks like they probably had a put a couple extra links in it, gordo.

You have the watch on the wrong hand. The turn dial isn't supposed to face your hand it's supposed to face your arm. So that way it doesn't dig into your hand when you move it. Just in case anons didn't know. Watches are made for the least dominate hand Most watches are left hand watches for this reason.

Buy fingers instead that shit

>>734044526
lmao

>>734044375

Most watches have buttons on both sides tho

>>734044008
what the fuck, that's fucking sad, I sort of pity you.

>>734044008
That poor wristband is holding on for dear life

>>734044375
nigga wtf this doesnt make sense

>>734043515
Probably consumed by fat

where the fucks ur knuckles at

>>734043319
Fucking Porky, good lord.

>>734043319
It's true watches at $0?

>>734043319
you need to lose weight.
>filename

well good job. you got me.

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>>734043319

>>734043319
Your watch deserves a better wrist

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>>734043319
HEY OP
GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS?
TIME TO LOSE WEIGHT

>>734045486
>>734044008
i dont own one of these things but someone asked for help with one and had that same strap, and its really nice for a 15 buck wrist strap. i almost wanted to get a watch just to have an excuse to have that strap