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Stoner ingenuity really is impressive sometimes. Too bad there's not an app that can assess one's Stoner IQ and apply those talents to real world problems other than "we need a bong STAT!"

Anonymous
2017-06-01 05:51:55 Post No.734433351
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Anonymous 2017-06-01 05:51:55 Post No. 734433351 [Report] [View this topic]

>Dead Kennedys - Chemical Warfare
>Silversun Pickups - Lazy Eye
>Raised Fist - Friends and Traitors
>Dead Boys - Sonic Reducer
>Swervedriver - The Hitchers
>Social Distortion - Ball and chain
>Garbage - The World is not Enough
>Dead Kennedys - Ill in the Head
>Eagles of Death Metal - Silverlake
>Concrete Blonde - Still in Hollywood

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Anonymous 2017-06-01 06:03:29 Post No.734434292
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The Cure - Burn
K.I.Z. - Ellenbogengesselschaft
Korn - Freak on a leash
Korn - Another broich in the wall
Queensryche - Disconnected
K.I.Z. - Böhses Mädchen
"Waiting on a train" from Roch'n rolla
Mick Gordon - Hellwalker
Słoń - Fashion week
Jane's Addiction - End to the lies

Anonymous 2017-06-01 06:09:58 Post No.734434714
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>>734433351
>Porcupine Tree - Time Flies
>Virgil Donati - Rhythm Zero
>Tesseract - Cages
>Andy McKee - Theme from Schindler's list
>David Maxim Micic - Develop
>Bulb - Note to Oneself
>Bulb - From Two to Seven
>Meshuggah - Sickening
>Bulb - Prelude Bombfare
>After the Burial - A Steady Decline

Anonymous 2017-06-01 06:10:51 Post No.734434772
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>>734434292
>Mick Gordon - Hellwalker.
You have gained my respect.

Anonymous
2017-06-01 06:03:48 Post No.734434320
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Anonymous 2017-06-01 06:03:48 Post No. 734434320 [Report] [View this topic]

Would you like to eat meat form young women if it was available in stores?
Also would you work in woman meat processing facility?

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Anonymous 2017-06-01 06:05:00 Post No.734434405
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>Would you like to eat meat form young women if it was available in stores?
Yes, atleast to try it out.
>Also would you work in woman meat processing facility?
Depends on the salary.

Anonymous 2017-06-01 06:06:19 Post No.734434480
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>>734434320

gas yourself

Anonymous 2017-06-01 06:06:24 Post No.734434487
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>>734434320
Look, I'll give you what you want if you never make this thread again.
https://e621.net/post/show/985401/

Anonymous
2017-06-01 06:22:34 Post No.734435585
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Anonymous 2017-06-01 06:22:34 Post No. 734435585 [Report] [View this topic]

Your favorite pic/gif/webm to fap to.

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Anonymous 2017-06-01 06:24:01 Post No.734435696
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Anonymous 2017-06-01 06:24:17 Post No.734435723
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>>734435585
sauce?

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Anonymous
2017-06-01 06:19:10 Post No.734435353
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Anonymous 2017-06-01 06:19:10 Post No. 734435353 [Report] [View this topic]

>I will never get a brazilian butt to stick my dick in

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Anonymous 2017-06-01 06:24:06 Post No.734435708
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>>734435353
>wanting to fuck a shitskin brazillian

Anonymous 2017-06-01 06:24:48 Post No.734435772
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>>734435353
does it have to be female?

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Brazilian butts are overrated. This one is Russian. There's good butts everywhere.

Anonymous
2017-06-01 06:13:05 Post No.734434912
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Anonymous 2017-06-01 06:13:05 Post No. 734434912 [Report] [View this topic]

well

i need some advice

>never dated a girl or even kiss with them
>18yr kissless virgin (idk how it's said)
>every girl of my class hates me
>except for this girl maybe 5/10
>she seems interested in me even tho i am probably same 5/10
>she's friendly with me, and even asked me to dance with her for someshit that we had to do for PE class
>we like the same things, and have the same interests
>i really like the her, but i don't know how to say it
>my problem is that i'm so fucking shy to say even fucking anything to her bc i have a serious fear that if i do i'm gonna fuck up our actual friendship

just to be clear
>i'm not in her friendzone

btw
>told one of my friends about it
>as always i'm so fucked up, because now everybody knows that i really like this girl and she will be noticed about it after i could say anything

why i'm such an autist

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Anonymous 2017-06-01 06:20:36 Post No.734435445
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>>73443491
Simple bruh, tell her what ya want. The secret to doing shit that nobody ever mentions is nutting up and doing shit. Simple.

Anonymous 2017-06-01 06:25:09 Post No.734435808
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>>734434912
>asked me to dance with her for someshit that we had to do for PE class
She either is interested or thinks you're a fag and therefore feels comfortable with you.

Anonymous 2017-06-01 06:27:58 Post No.734436010
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>>734435808
>feels comfortable with you

that's my fear, that i fuck it up thinking that she wants something with me when she's only actually confortable and wants me as a friend only

Anonymous
2017-06-01 06:20:08 Post No.734435409
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Anonymous 2017-06-01 06:20:08 Post No. 734435409 [Report] [View this topic]

This ugly fuck is fucking my sister, what can I do to stop him? I can't fight him cuz I'm a pussy and I can't vandalize his car cuz his street is riddled with cameras. Could he lose his job if I accused him of rape? I'm a guy btw

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Anonymous 2017-06-01 06:21:04 Post No.734435477
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>>734435409
Let your sister fuck who she wants and stop acting like such a faggot.

Anonymous 2017-06-01 06:21:45 Post No.734435525
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Anonymous 2017-06-01 06:21:45 Post No.734435525 [Report]

You could try being a grown up.

Anonymous 2017-06-01 06:21:53 Post No.734435534
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>>734435409
grow up and stop chasing your sisters skirt faggot

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2017-06-01 06:04:18 Post No.734434354
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Anonymous 2017-06-01 06:04:18 Post No. 734434354 [Report] [View this topic]

Would u fuck my aunt?

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Anonymous 2017-06-01 06:05:21 Post No.734434420
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>>734434354
aanothe

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2017-06-01 06:38:07 Post No.734436781
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Anonymous 2017-06-01 06:38:07 Post No. 734436781 [Report] [View this topic]

This girl apparently got so high that she forgot her brother was her brother, and had sex with him.

She took her own clothes off.

She persisted to smoke with him, then had sex with him and clearly regretted it and went to the cops.

Now the poor guy has to go to jail, while she gets to continue living her life.

Thoughts?

Her FB: facebook DOT com SLASH Kylee.Bruder

Find story by searching Nolan Bruder. Would post but niggerchan thinks it's spam
I cross referenced IG followers on his account and this is definitely his sister.

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Anonymous 2017-06-01 06:39:45 Post No.734436934
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>>734436781
>Find story by searching Nolan Bruder.
too lazy, post screenshots

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Story here:
heavy DOT com SLASH news/2017/05/nolan-bruder-crescent-city-rape-sister-judge-william-h-follett-facebook-photos-brock-turner/

Anonymous 2017-06-01 06:56:20 Post No.734438201
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He raped his sister. He should have had his dick cut off.

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2017-06-01 06:00:16 Post No.734434041
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Anonymous 2017-06-01 06:00:16 Post No. 734434041 [Report] [View this topic]

So I've got 236 grams of stale dry hash.

Any way to remoisturise? When I smoke it, what ever I put in just falls out as burning boulders. And it's hard like stone

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My tobacco has this droplet system which really works. If you wet the membrane the tobacco becomes way too wet to smoke. But we're talking about a 250 gram brick here

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