i just got a pocket pussy... whats the best way to get the best feeling form it?
>>734437843
Use lube
shove this in your ass
>>734437843
soak in hot water for a while, use good water based lube. fuck away
>>734437843
you stuff your lubed up dick into it, that's how it works
>>734437843
Shove it in your asshole and and have ron jermey fuck you
wedge it in something and hump it instead of jacking off with it
>>734437843
Attache two bags of sand.
>>734437843
Trade it in for a real GF.......
>>734437843
put it in hot water for 5 minutes, then replace water with new hot one and put it in another 5 minutes. Also put the lube in. Weigh it down with something heavy so everything is covered with water.
Microwave it and then lube up and fuck it.
>>734437843
Show it to a girl, hope she gives you a pity fuck instead
>>734438065
Did you just gender assume my pocket pussy?
>>734437843
Use ammonia and bleach as lube. Best feeling ever.
Talk to it about life for 45 minutes then fall asleep on the couch. respect it's space man
i recommend wrapping a towel around it and then tying it with a belt. Really good tight feeling
>>734437843
fuck it
>>734437843
>put in freezer for over 5 hours
>wait until early morning, around 3-4 am
>find girl outside
>take out frozen pocket pussy
>grip firmly in your right hand
>use left to tap her on shoulder
>she turns to look
>explain your desperation of not being able to get a real girl friend
>show her your pathetic frozen pocket pussy
>she takes pity on you
>she uses real pussy on your pathetic dick
>profit
moral of the story: get a real girl friend you fucking faggot
Fill it to overflowing with lube, then put it in boiling water for 30 to 40 minutes. Leave it in longer for a more intense experience.
>>734437843
try sticking your penis in it
>>734437843
Just put some Bengay inside of it and then stick your dick in. Best feeling in the world.
I fucked a few women but nothing comes closer to the real thing as Bengay cream in pocket pussy.
>>734437843
Cut out the clitoris, like Mohammed foretold.
>>734437843
Put just a little drop of tabasco in it. It doesn't hurt much, and you'll have more of blood circulation in your dick. Best orgasm of my life.
>>734438344
not op, but dude a pocket pussy is always there and way better then your hand. everyone thats married still jerks off
>>734438344
> implying women are worth the time, effort, or money....and in the end won't end up screwing you over for some asshole with a bigger house or a bigger paycheck.
Yea, pussy is great, but the whole problem is what it's attached to.
>>734438531
>be me
>be 16
>its my birthday
>mom walks in with bag
happy birthday anon
>she walks away
>opens bag
>it's a pocket pussy.jpg
>mom later told me that she bought me it because she thinks I'll be lonely without a girlfriend
>my hatred for pocket pussies grew 3 times that day
>ftw 0x3=0
>my pocket pussy is in my closet
>20 and still a virgin
>I roam the internet telling other people to get girlfriends
>100% true story
>>734437843
Microwave it for 30 mins
i like the ones you can cum in
> eat a mango
> Rip a fat dab
> Wait until highness peaks
> Fuck that pocket pussy
Also, Onaholes are better than us made pussies.
>>734437971
this
>>734438812
kek
Cheap Fuck.
>>734440527
nice..which one?
Just picked up the Alexis Texas outlaw.
>>734438219
heh
>>734440892
Stoya