So I've got 236 grams of stale dry hash. Any way to remoisturise?

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My tobacco has this droplet system which really works. If you wet the membrane the tobacco becomes way too wet to smoke. But we're talking about a 250 gram brick here

Place It in a container with peels from some sort of citrus fruit.
It'll help.

>>734434402
Well yeah I know with the last 5/10 grams of my tobacco. But we're talking about a BRICK here. Think it will work still?

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We're talking about this much

>>734434041
Google told me to steam it and I've had this idea before reading it. Need some experiences though

If you can roll and hab nugs jus mix it in a white paper

>>734435237
What..?

Send 0.5 g to me pls pls pls

Its just a load of soapbar anyway. 99% is actually dog shit and the other 1% is liquid henna which creates a hashy smell. Throw it away

>>734435461
It's bad hash you wont even remotely get high. But I will if you don't live in a weird third world country where I could get the death penalty for sending you this shit.

Out to get beers, brb

>>734434519
Yes. You'll need to shave it down, but that won't matter, because as it moisturizers back up, you can re-brick the slut.

>>734434041
Throw it away and get real drugs.

>>734435535
No it's hash but probably made from sticks and stems.

anyway, brb

>>734435387
"if you are capable of rolling a joint and also have standard marijuana flower buds, then mix the hash with the buds in a smoking paper."

>>734434041
Throw it in a trash can in a public park and set it on fire.

Are you 13? Heat the hash up, smoulder it and mix it with tobakk. If you're one of those freaks who don't touch tobacco; heat the tobacco/sigarett untill it releases the nicotine and added poisons (do NOT let it take fire or even much colour).

Done. Wtf dude?

>>734435578
Think your hasheesh s better than shit in my country bro and ye jk I think u can't send hash in russia

>>734434041
Yo bro, all you gotta do it split it into smaller chunks then pop it in a bowl on a water bath until it melts. Then once its viscous, you add a few drops of your semen into it and start mixing it into with your hands. All you gotta do then is press it into some sort of cake tin to have it in some sort of shape when it hardens again.

>>734435938
fucking grosss 30 from Cali

>>734436397
oic protein enrichment?

>>734436541
41, cronic for 20 years, world traveler. What else newfag.

>>734434041
cut it into cubes.
place cubes into plastic baggie
place in plastic container
put container on sink near shower
run hot shower to make steam
close up container air tight
let sit for 2 days

>>734434041
Yes, tear of 1 gram just burn it with a lighter a little bit until you can feel it's soft crumble it mix with tobacco make a spliff and enjoy

cut or break in pieces place shortly in freezer -5/-7

>>734435600
Again, no idea what you mean

>>734435608
True, this was a gift though and I'm not a real drug user

>>734435835
I've done this. Someone left real hash here and I mixed them but same shit. It doesn't even burn properly

>>734435882
Best option so far

>>734435938
Oh please teach me because as a 30 year old Dutchman I have no idea what to do with it... -.-'

>>734436336
True

>>734436397
This is the first real /b/ answer. Thank you

>>734436581
Wut?

>>734437181
I think I will actually do this

>>734437365
This is the problem. Yeah it goes soft but bro I've ran my €180 santoku knife through it. Whatever is't absolutely POWDERED doesn't burn. It burns YOU because it falls out of the joint

>>734437454
Why..?

Wauw lekker

>>734437454
>This is the problem. Yeah it goes soft but bro I've ran my €180 santoku knife through it. Whatever is't absolutely POWDERED doesn't burn. It burns YOU because it falls out of the joint
perhaps make a bong mix then 4 grams 4 cigarettes put it in a aluminum bowl then you roast it

>>734437872
Bro I don't even have a "bong". I'm an alcoholic who smokes occasionally. This brick was a gift from a friend. Does this stamp even mean anything?

>>734437701
Gast je mag het komen halen. Gratis -.-'

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>>734438029
Forgot pic. Fingerprints censored just in case..

>>734437621
just try to freeze a little piece u will see

just dont heat it above 50°C thc burns up at 65

>>734438205
>thc burns up at 65

thc "burns up" at 132c

>>734434402
Agreed. Also potatoe peelings

>>734438205
Ok I will. But will that make it moist and soft somehow? Also, Do I wrap it somehow? In my imagination I should

>>734438029
Kan je het niet fijnmalen en water toevoegen?

>>734438106
holy shit he actually censorred his fingerprints

>>734438106
Op is lying because that looks like some good hash to me it looks moist

>>734438390
yeah just put it in a "zakje"

>>734438106
Ah, I think I see your problem, OP.
That's not hash, it's soap.

>>734438106
H@H@H@H@H the fuck?

>>734434041
Burn it lightly and crumble into a grinder or grate it with a cheese grater, not the one with big daft holes and itll come out in a perfect fine powder, lovely to smoke and roll with and added bonus of no rocks

>>734438106
>fingerprints censored just in case

>>734438398
Dan heb ik nat poeder..?

>>734438417
This place is a honeypot and I have a privacy fetish. also posting illegal shit

>>734438459
No mate, it's dry, stale and hard. Like my dick most of the time

>>734438466
Ik probeer het met een stukje

>>734438480
I'll try washing myself with it. Thanks

>>734438569
wut?

>>734438585
Bro it;s a fucking BRICK

>>734438641
Yep.

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Take 1 gram cut it in 3 pieces. put them in the freezer, and leave them there for 5 minutes. After this put them in a metal grinder, and grind it. It will spinter, and if you keep grinding it, it will turn into a powder. This should solve your issue, about it not burning. If it still dosn't burn as a powder. Throw that shit out.

Also when you make the join, start by adding tobacco only the first cm. This will make sure you dont get pieces of the hashes in your mouth.

>>734438777
Why did you censored your fingerprints in this photo??

>>734438641
you never know what technology the fbi have now man, like IP tracing is a thing of the past

Turn it into hash oil. Easy Peary.

>>734434654

fuck I think around here that's several thousand dollars of hash lmao

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waar woon je?

>>734438855
The powder burns perfectly and gets you high. And I'm Dutch, we always mix with tobacco

>>734438886
Because I'm paranoid

>>734438907
It isn't, they just have more tech now on top of that

>>734438910
This isn't a bad idea tbh

>>734438959
If it wasn't shit it would be

>>734439043
Zuid Limburg

>>734434145

it's not supposed to drip water onto your tobacco.. if that's what you ment. it's to keep the air moisture in the jar high so it doesn't dry out in the first place

the instruction printed on it indicates to put 3 to 4 droplets of water onto the pad

>>734439129
kanker verweg, anders kwam ik langs om helpen op te maken.

success!

>>734439166
I know. And I've poured beer onto it once and the tobacco got WAY too wet to smoke then. But I'm not talking about 10 grams of tobacco but a solid, dense 250 gram brick of hashish now.

I know this shit works I'm a fucking chef. But I need some ace advice in this situation

>>734439196
>kanker

Geen marokkanen aub. Buitenlanders zijn welkom maar geen moslims

>>734439373
Voor Hollanders ben ik een buitenlander. Met mijn vreemde taal.

>>734439505
Ben je een vol ras Hollander dan met een vreemd accent?

>>734439598
Fryslân boppe.

>>734439651
Oh dan vergeef me mijn belediging. Ik ken Friesland niet goed maar ik heb een weekend in Ameland doorgebracht met mijn ex. Wat een achterlijke eilands-mentaliteit hehe

>Wij haten de Friesen maar we spreken het wel

>>734439812
Ging toch niet over mij, dus heb er geen probleem mee. Enige leuke aan Ameland waren de school reisjes er heen.

>>734439324

oh i see what you mean.. maak uw hash warm, verdeel het desnoods in kleinere stukken. enkele druppels thc olie er op en dan goed kneden

>>734440035
Gezonde instelling in contrast tot de huidige
'ALLES BELEDIGDT MIJ" generatie.

De sterrenhemel daar is prachtig. Weinig stadslicht wat je zicht blokkeert. Zelfs hier in Kerkrade is zoveel licht dat je nauwelijks wat ziet 's nachts

Op Ukfag here I'm a big fan of hash been to Amsterdam like 20 times get the weed and mostly hash the hash you have doesn't look bad but you're Dutch why can't you get the proper stuff? Plus I know someone on deep Web massive dealer on there is rich from it and bitcoins but I get hash from him carmello, Pavarotti, Temple ball, sarhara fudge and squidgy black why don't you try deep Web?

>>734440099
Omg Trip dub dubs. Deze gast moet gelijk hebben.

Also, hoe is het in België? :P

>>734440213
Bro I've got Tor and I;m pretty active. But I;m NOT a drug dealer nor a drug user. I got this as a GIFT to sell.

And I love the UK btw. Best music by FAR. Ameritards got NOTHING on you brittons

>>734440238

kalm. het is ramadan

>>734437980
Up arse put

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>>734440411
Moslims oprotten

>MINDER MINDER MINDER

>>734440335
For sale. Yay. You sell it like it is for a low price (I normally pay about 30€ for 10 grams of that on the street) - if you wanna up your gains you pulverise it copletely and mix it more or less like youd mix a charras-stick and sell premade joints.

>>734440730
For that price I could get €600 for it selling the brick which would be fine. But again, I'm not a dealer, and I'm sure as fuck not going to sell grams

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>>734440643

40 dagen minder marokanen op straat, geniet ervan het is snel weer voorbij

>>734441275
Klopt :(

OP pik doe niet moeilijk... duidelijk een B geperste kut hasj.

Gewoon een stuk afbreken en op een lepel doen, zo'n kanker kleine torch halen bij de action, alu folie over de lepel en de lepel branden ( houdt de dampen in de olie ) je houdt dus olie over.... die kk johnie draaien met die brokkel B zooi, insmeren met die olie. Voila..... stones als een lama

>>734441780
Gast ik noem mijn vrienden "pik" sinds ik 8 ben maar de rest van je "leet speak" begrijp ik niet. NEDERLANDS aub

add to high grade liqueur like over 100 proof mix in five gallon bucket until hash is dissolved and you have your self tincture

>>734442233
Damn another trip dub dubs. I've had cannabis absinthe and it absolutely fucked me up. this isn;t a bad idea either

>>734434041
put the weed on the drying net. place some mud under the net, turn the heater to blow on the mud
you can also spray it a bit and put it in the zip bag for 24h
it wont be like new, but it defintetely look fresher

>>734442730
So steam it. Cheers. Also, I;m going to bed. TRhanks for all the replies but this took me 5 minutes to type. DRUNK as a mofo

>>734434041
hahahaha ik dacht al dat is sws een nederlander en ja hoorrr

I haven't smoked Hash since 1983.

>>734441977
nigga u stoooopid

>>734434041
How to make hash?

>>734443290
Exactly. I'm not a nigger. I speak Dutch and not slang.

>>734443127
Wat anders ;)

>>734438417
>>734438641
>not caring about privacy

>>734434041
Bro i put hash into my socks to hide it from cops
put it into your shoes for like 4 hours while wearing them
if it's still rock hard then you may be a dead body

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>>734443564
This right????

>>734434041
make cookies and sell them cca 0,25g of hash per cookie.

make lemon basil sugar cookies

>>734434041

Just smoke it small balls in a bowl

or send it to me and i will :)

>>734443745
Bro, I live in a FIRST WOULD country where you don't get killed for the possession of weed.

Anyway really going to sleep now. MODS feel free to delete this thread