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HUNGER GAMES THREAD THREE: THE ACTUAL GAME
PLACE YOUR BETS:
http://strawpoll.me/3834956/r

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How could anyone actually still consider themselves liberal at this point? I think that a lot of the liberal ideals sounded really great on paper, for years they were spun around and sounded fantastic, then since 2012 while Obama has been putting these ideals to the test we have seen that the "right" was right, they called it early that these agendas would not play out in reality like they did on paper, and it's true. These liberal agendas have gone a long way to decimating the working class of this country. Obamacare lost thousands of healthcare jobs, raising minimum wage closes local business and raises prices of big business, raising tax on the upper class causes them to spend less money at middle and lower class establishments like furniture stores, electronic stores, clothes stores and restaurants. When you raise taxes on the wealthy and give to the poor, you are destroying the middle classes chance to thrive.
If this were 2005 and you said you were a liberal I'd understand. This is 2015 and there is literally no possible way any well informed logical thinking clear-minded individual in the United States would be liberal. I'm not saying that Conservatism is perfect but it's clearly a better choice than Liberalism in every way imaginable.

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Ass thread.

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>be me
>be gay
>have super Christian parents
>parents send me and my boyfriend Juan to prey the gay away camp
>we are loaded up on a buss and my mom tells me just to give it a chance while dad says nothing
>i'm packed on a buss with 50 something of the saltiest boys to ever fill my dreamboat
>we are driven to an airport and put onto a large cargo plane and given parachutes with cute bracelets
>"Why do we need these?"
>the man handing them out just smiles and says "don't drop em"
>i put mine on and go to sleep
>later i wake up to the sound of screaming and realize the planes back door is open and going nose up
>we all fall out like gay confetti into the sky
>most of us got to our parachutes. most of us.
>when we landed we found ourselves in a jungle and heard a loudspeaker somewhere far away tell us we have a 5 minute head start
>i was scared and ran looking for Juan while most of the queens just panicked
>that first opening salvo of gunfire and screams fills my soul on quiet nights
>i ran all night and slept in a tree
>the next day i saw a stylish scarf and was going to grab them when a bottom beat me to it and they exploded
>i understood now
>i threw away my stylish bracelet and learned to move quietly at twilight from tree to tree eating bugs and drinking dew
>I found Juan in a pitfall next to some moisturizer but didn't have time to mourn him
>after a month or so they called my name out and i was the last one left and could go home
>i approached camp slowly and saw they had a great spread
>tons of beer, football on the tv, a gun range with all the ammo you could use, steaks as thick as your wrist, girl on girl mud wrestling
>i looked down and saw a boner at seeing the now topless girls
>it had worked
>don't listen to what some people say, prey the gay away camps work
>pic related

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New kik sluts thread?

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Rule 34 thread.

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Hey /b/, I need to share this with you, it drove me mad for too long
>Be me 35 years old farmer
>Live in a lone farm from everything
>Was married with 2 kids before wife's death 3years ago and kids disappearance a year ago
>Night before disappearance all was normal
>Notified police, they said they will try their best
>They said maybe kids just got lost
>Kids never got lost
>Didn't anyone except police
>Be alone and depression kicks in
Fast forward last October
>Laying in bed in front of fireplace
>Too cold
>Smoking my pipe and fighting sleep
>Eventually slept and woke up feeling disturbed to total darkness
>Weird cause fire stays till I put it out in the morning
>Nothing can cause its extinguishment
>Stand to light fire again,too cold to sleep without
>Step on liquid near the fireplace
>Light fire again
>Look down
>I'm on a large bloody stain
>No other traces of blood anywhere
>Panick and gaze at the roof
>Nothing is leaking
>Take my rifle and head towards the door
>Look outside, nothing alarming
>Moon lights the whole area
>Strong wind
>I see a little light in the distance
>A large blurry red dot
>Wtf is that
>See more clearly
>There is a silhouette, a tall silhouette with the dot at its feet
>Load the rifle and aim at it

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You singles you lose.

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WEBM thread, will be posting more in seconds.

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New thread,
34/?

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Currently sitting on the toilet with the biggest shit imaginable inside me. It is in fact so big that when i push it hurts like a mother fucker and I have to stop. My A-hole is now bleeding cause it ripped at my last push. I need some advice on how to get this monster out, and will post picture of the monster when i succed!

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Give me your worst jokes /b/ OFFEND ME FAGGOTS I DARE YOU

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Guys, guys, listen guys...

Let's ruin the pity party for the fat fuck.

And we do it in the old fashioned way.

Well order pizza to their party. shittons, gigantic amounts of pizza from every fucking service in town.

It's /b/ style and in this case it would even have a message:

>there you go, fat fuck.

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How do I get stalin's hair without showing my hairdresser a picture of stalin? If I google it all I find is fags with something similar but not this glorious hairdo.

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And finally, the moment we've all been waiting for, let the games begin!