Let's get a fight thread going on, I'll start.
>>602930415
>this
how to turn a fight into murder
>>602930720
Yeah, that might have been a little above and beyond. Let's think like this.
>>602930415
>Going apeshit on a KO'd opponent
For what purpose?
name our band, /b/
https://soundcloud.com/cocktaco/c-1
The Flaming Nutsacks
>>602932278
Two Bigger Niggers and the little Cuck Moot
Different Directions
Crosseyed fap thread, I'll dump what I got.
Hey /b/, let me tell you of my victory:
>Be me
>Meet girl
>Start dating
>Fall in love
>Pretty good going
>May 2012
>She cheats, fucks me around
>Get past it and get back together
>Good going
>Fast forward to October 2013
>Break up with her
>Realize I fucked up
>Try getting back with her, no go
>She fucks another dude around Christmas time
>Did it to "get back at me"
>Breaks my heart, but we get back together
>Fast forward to 3rd anniversary Oct. 31, 2014
>Starts fight
>Break up
>I did not want it
>Reconcile and get back together the next day
>One week later
>Find out she's cheating
>Break up
>Stop talking
>Thanksgiving rolls around
>Drunken call from guess who
>She says she's sorry, blah blah blah
>She comes over, we fuck
>Just banging for a while nothing serious
>One night she tells me to leave her alone
>Why?
>"I met this guy, blah blah blah"
>Fine, leave her alone
>One month later
>Text her to get my shit back from her house
>Two guitars, some clothes, etc.
>"They got stolen, blah blah blah, I'm sorry"
>WHATTHEFUCK?!
>Whatever just give me back my strap
>Vintage strap my dad gave me, means a lot to me
>Meet her up that night
>"Oh I missed you blah blah blah"
>Go to her place and bone
Mind you, I really loved her and wanted to get back with her, but she didn't. I figured I would do something to prove my love for her to get her back.
>Cont.
>>602933389
Cont! I like bedtime stories.
>>602933389
Don't even continue you worthless peice of human shit cuck.
Well /b/ looks like i get a two week vacation from fucking school. That asshole has it coming too. Top kek at fucking administration, they were pissed as fuck
Way to go Zachery.
>>602929144
so, are you looking forward to your parents shipping you to some out of state school for fuck ups?
you only put him in the intesive care, pfffffft
Asian Babes that you wanna fuck or fucked
-friends
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>>602912347
>>602912717
Pics you weren't supposed to share.
NO REPOSTS, PLEASE!
18+ Females OC pictures and .webm
okay please god someone i know this time
37 decides what rumor we spread about the new macbook.
Get rolling, time to fuck with applefags again.
>>602916982
Because of the new keyboard design you can now use each individual key as a trackpad.
>>602917297
rolling for this
>>602916982
It was a founding member of The Baha Men.
Can we get a teens-thread going?
No rule 34 thread? Let's fix that.
Requesting some Daisy if anyone has any
Teens last one 404d
Need more of her
More?
>>602908065
Bamping for interest
Hey /b/ just got my drunk cousin to give me a footjob. Will dump
Also socks > barefoot or anything else. Seeing a cute girl in socks gets my dick rock hard.
Someone dump socks aswell
She wears a size 6.
Anyone lurking?
For those of you that do not know, WoW has a server infamous for really stupid roleplays in a small human town. I will be doing a dramatic reading of some of them.
ok man, i come back in half an hour taking a shower. When i come back i wanna:
1- the name of the server
2- some internet references
3- the cringe in it
>>602907597
>moonguard-US
>town is goldshire aka pornshire
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZKBLVsa0rJ
It's the zombie apocalypse, and you stumble across this fresh zombie.
Do you take the chances of lowering your guard to fuck it?
THIS IS MY FETISH.
YES OP I WOULD HAVE A WAREHOUSE FULL OF SEXY ZOMBIE BABES.
would chain them up and ballgag them, all of them. I would capture pornstars and escorts and any sexy body I can find. Would get unturned babes too, kidnap them and turn them whenever I want.
I would have every woman I desire, and when they start to rot too much, I would use them as live traps outside of my warehouse. I can't even tell you how often I think of this... Fuck.
eww, no that's fuckng gross
well last thread 404ed fast
Alright /b/, what the hell is the best free proxy site? Boobs not related
bump
>>602908227
meatspin(dot)com
>>602908845
What do you take me for?
I watch that shit to fap