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I hope you have a wonderful day, Anonymous!

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Hey, I got here before the riff raff for once.
Morning! I am suffering because my fiance refuses to watch Black Lagoon.

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>>739163695
W-why would he need to? He's g-got a mix of Edna and Revy r-right at home!

Und? Alles klar?

>>739154985
jo hab urlaub. und selbst?

>>739155574
Sitze im Büro, und hab nicht all zu viel zu tun.

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my gf

Nah. I don't want u to masturbate over my gf's pics. I'm not a cuck.

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wife

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abandoned thread?

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>>739160494

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>>739160494

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>>739160494
/thread

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Pow

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I don't have any gore but I did draw a clown

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>>739153951
why is his dick in his mouth? was he a drumpf supporter? hahaha, they will get what they deserve for not supporting the first woman president!

>>739159903
Hell, no, still hell.

>>739159961
But why do you want to stay there if you don't like it

high desert of California, its definitely not the worst. i have no idea where id go. just anywhere but here you know?

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>>739161448

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>>739160520
This staged...

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>>739160520
This is creep

>>739160520

do you know what creepshot is?

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Cum Collector

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SWAT

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Mutahar

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what am i thinking of now nigger

What is in the afterlife?

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>>739157887
If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse?

roller

>>739152075
rollerino

rlll

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the president of a nation called America

In west Kekistan born and raised
On the border was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all building some walls outside of the nation
When a couple of Democrats who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my country
I got in one little election and my country got great again
America said, "You're movin' with Mike Pence and the GOP in the White House."

I made America great again with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a wall and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it."

First class, yo, this isn't bad
Drinking a small loan of $1000000 out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of the White House living like?
Hmm, this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're liberal, progressive, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the president of the White House

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
– "Yo, home to the White House."

I pulled up to the White House about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later."
I looked at my nation
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the President of The White House