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Ask a p-psychologist anything! Whether it b-be help with your

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Ask a p-psychologist anything!

Whether it b-be help with your love life or w-with your seroquel dosage, I'm h-here for you Anonymous <4

Don't s-suffer in s-silence any longer!
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Hey, I got here before the riff raff for once.
Morning! I am suffering because my fiance refuses to watch Black Lagoon.
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>>739163695
W-why would he need to? He's g-got a mix of Edna and Revy r-right at home!
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>>739163674
Apparently, he already is!
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>>739163749
No seriously heres what happened: he got past the first episode and told me "I don't like the redhead. Her dialogue is written like what a 12 year old thinks is cool"

Soul crushed. I'm trying to get him to power through so I can explain the shitposting that is taking up so much of my free time.
How are you, by the way?
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>>739163912
I f-feel for you. My heart d-dropped out reading that.

I'm f-fine, still getting over t-the flu but making good progress <4 Will probably thread and s-stream tonight.
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My friend is jealous and doesn't want to hang out with me and my sweetheart because she feels like the two of us are too perfect for each other. She has severe self-esteem issues and apparently feels like trash compared to either of us. I think my friend wants me to love her the way I love the other girl and I just can't accommodate her that way. What do?
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>>739164122
I m-mean, only one real thing you can d-do: set boundaries and let h-her know where you stand. She clearly wants more than you are w-willing to give her, so be v-very open and clear about what you want and what is acceptable.

But it s-sounds like she has her own issues to deal with; is she getting any help f-from anyone? If not, I w-would encourage her to seek therapy f-for her self esteem.
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Got ghosted by 3 close friends over the past week. Not sure why, but they've just completely blocked and stopped talking to me. Everytime I try to talk to them they pretend I'm not there. Haven't done anything significantly bad apart from usual banter and shit.
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>>739164018
I think this is payback for me rain checking the last 3 animes he's wanted me to watch.
Glad to hear you are feeling better.. gotta know when to rest. To be honest lately I'm not sure if my lack of energy is mental or physical.
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>>739164313
*wraps her arms tightly aroundAnon* I'm s-sorry to hear that Anonymous, I'm s-so so s-sorry....it is absolutely t-terrible when friends do something l-like that or turn against you.

I wish I could d-do more to help, but I know how much pain that m-must cause you...
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alice, at what point do you think it's okay to tell someone you love them?
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>>739164403
P-probably mental, fishing isn't t-too strenuous!
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>>739164455
The m-moment you realize you love them <4
Just understand t-that just because it's okay to say it d-doesn't mean your love will be reciprocated.
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>>739163487
Thoughts on Ketamine as an antidepressant? Is it a sustainable solution to depression considering the theory of action and possible bladder damage?
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>>739163487
I think my girlfriend is BPD but I'm not sure. She goes hot and cold and its driving me insane. I used to think this was normal in girls but now I see this is just pure heartache.
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>>739164543
I c-currently have ketamine treatment actually.
It's a weapon of l-last resort for only t-the patients who do not respond t-to other treatments, and in t-that respect it is very effective.

We don't know if it is sustainable yet, but nearly no current treatment is.
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>>739164606
*blinks slowly* I t-think maybe a doctor should b-be diagnosing people, Anonymous.
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>>739164313
It sucks.. and some times demanding answers when friends are being distant makes things worse.
I've been through that a lot.. if you want my opinion, just keep the olive branch extended and back away from the situation. If they can't/wont communicate with you about what happened it's not worth worrying over. Give your self time to talk to other people.. at the very least the impressions you leave on new people might give you a better idea of how you might have mishandled your friendships.
>>739164462
Oh you must not go fishing very often, then.
But nah, you are probably right. Is it indicative of any mental disorders to go from feeling very listless and withdrawn, to having lots of energy, ambition and compassion? That's how I feel lately. I want to do things but when its time to "do" it just eludes me.
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>>739164237
Thank you, I believe she is already in therapy but it'll probably take a while before she sees results. I want her to be able to hang out with me and my sweetie and have fun with us, but I guess there's not much I can do to stop her from being jealous that she doesn't have someone right now.
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>>739164662
T-that was mostly a joke dear <4
And yes, depression or bipolar.

>>739164669
It isn't on you Anonymous.
Don't blame yourself; it's her who needs to overcome her jealousy, not you.
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>>739164640
That's the problem. She'll probably get offended if I tell her to get diagnosed
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>>739164607
Assuming you receive intramuscular injections what is your dosage and how often do you receive an injection? How would you describe the difference between your mental state before and after an injection?
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>>739164752
There is n-nothing more important than having open and c-clear lines of discussion with a s-significant other, Anonymous. I w-would very much recommend bringing it up.
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Met a girl last week, but unfortunately she's abroad till the start of August. Will it work out after 2 weeks of just Facebook messaging?
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hi, my grandmother had a nervous breakdown a few years ago but wont go to the doctor. her husband, my grandfather, has consulted their doctor who is of the opinion that she is suffering from paranoid schizophrenia. what can i do to encourage her to see a doctor after all this time, or at least to support her?
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>>739164749
Thanks Alice! I kind of felt that way too, that there's nothing I can really do. I hope you have a great morning!
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>>739164758
IV actually, and once a m-month.
I think my c-current dosage is 0.5mg per kg.

The differences are like the difference between night and day. Like those claritin commercials where suddenly the screen is so much brighter and clearer and you feel less in a haze. That's what it is like.

>>739164827
N-no way to tell, but what's the harm in t-trying?
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>>739163487
Keep up the good work Alice.
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>>739163487
Why does love always fade away?
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Just wanted to say thank you for helping me out when times were rough
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Op, how the fuck do I stop procrastinating and do my 9k essay. I've been avoiding it for 2 months. Deadline is in 2 months. Feel fucked.
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>>739164868
I m-mean, I don't know the situation, b-but shouldn't your parents be doing s-something?

>>739165004
Same r-reason happiness, sadness, anger, and fear d-do. Because all emotions are f-fleeting.
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>>739163487
Did you ever get fucked in the ass by an adult male relative?
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>>739164749
Depression is a given.. Prozac has helped with my self doubt and panic attacks but I still feel the need to disassociate whenever possible.
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>>739163487
What kind of music do you listen to when you are sad?
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>>739165098
It c-could be the prozac isn't enough t-then, which is causing your mood fluxuations. M-maybe ask your doctor about adding in some trazadone.

>>739165118
I l-listen to Basshunter when I am sad.
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I'm doing an experiment to work out if a certain variations of projections gives a patient less radiation exposure then other variations. I'm doing Radiography, its my final year.
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>>739165062
my parents are garbage at dealing with mental health, my mother had post natal depression and refused to take her medication or get proper treatment and so she's of the opinion that if she can get through that anyone can get through anything.
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>>739165168
T-that is very nice dear <4 T-tell me more about it, won't you?
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>>739163487
>>739163487
Alice,

Whats the best way to stop being addicted to something? Namely, videogames.

-anon
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>>739163487
How can I reduce panic attacks at night? I can,t sleep
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>>739165190
I s-see....that's v-very unfortunate.
I would s-simply remind your grandmother you are t-there for her. Encourage her t-to go of her own volition. She's a g-grown adult: it's hard t-to pressure someone into getting help if they d-don't want it.
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>>739165253
Put t-the controller down.

>>739165272
https://mynoise.net/NoiseMachines/greyNoiseGenerator.php

https://www.amazon.com/Bedphones-Gen-Ear-Sleep-Headphones/dp/B017GLFG2C

Email m-me if you can't afford them at [email protected]l.com
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>>739165161
Basshunter is a cutie
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>>739165161
Maybe. Part of me is considering asking my doctor to stop my medication for a bit to see how I feel, but I know that'd just be starting back at square one.
You're not going to like this, but I still feel the desire to do LSD. I'm probably just trying to shake my brain out of this funk and that's the easiest way I know of.
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>>739165322
I'm gonna buy them. Love you!
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>>739165354
That r-route of treatment is self limiting, Revy.
Though, you misunderstand my position on these things: I am n-not against the usage of hallucinogens or RC's for treatment of mental disorders.

I just go with what is proven to work, and currently, your best bet is a small incremental change n-not a complete shake up.
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>>739165448
G-good luck <4 It always helped m-me. I like t-to make the patterns move so it sounds l-like the ocean <4
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>>739163487
What's your opinion on marriage?
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>>739163487
Will Ritalin help with my autism?
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>>739165734
Research c-currently is out on t-that.
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Is being transgender a mental illness, or is that just a similar level of discrimination to that which gay people previously suffered?
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>>739165452
You're probably right. I have a long history of taking drastic measures to solve my problems and it generally doesn't work out for me.
Since you asked about our love lives in the OP, lately I'm also frustrated at my living situation and how it effects my fiance. I know he wouldn't still be here if he didn't want to be, but currently we are stuck living with my parents while we sort out a legal manner. He's very passionate about starting a fish and reptile hobby store and it seems like we keep hitting roadblocks, and they're mostly tied to me. I hate viewing my relationship negatively because I'm worried that I am dragging the person I am with down.

>>739165082
If you are here to make a confession, anon, you're in good company. Nothing that man did to you was your fault.
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>>739163487
How come you didnt answer my question about getting buttfucked?

This post took 8 captchas btw
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So, I am currently dealing with problems that are going to land me a nice little spot in a psych ward. To be honest I do know that the answer to my problems begins with figuring out myself. Only then can I start looking at the bigger picture. On a side note, how many people do you think fell into the trap?
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>>739163487
What are your hobbies?
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>>739165796
It d-depends how you define mental illness.
But the r-reason gender dysphoria is in the DSM-5 is m-mostly for insurance reasons: it costs a l-lot to transition, but in general insurance w-will only pay for it if it is a l-legit medical illness and n-not simply cosmetic.
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>>739165802
*blinks* W-what do you need done t-to push towards that future then?
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>>739163487
Whats an 'Ear-worm'? Psychologically that's another voice in your 'head'. Isn't that schizophrenia?
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>>739165880
I w-work on small indie games and projects t-that I never finish because I n-never make a kickstarter!
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>>739165933
N-no. Auditory hallucinations are n-not sufficient to indicate schizophrenia, given t-they are quite common.

You ever woken up because you heard your mom calling you, but she didn't actually call you? Auditory hallucination.
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>>739163487
You should play Mount and Blade: Warband and be "Alice, Queen of Calradia"
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>>739163487
Do psychologists treat themselves when they get depressed?
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>>739165890
Do you think you need gender dysphoria to be transgender?
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>>739166119
N-no. Self diagnosis and self treatment are b-bad ideas.

>>739166152
I t-think that's a question we d-don't necessarily have a strong answer t-to yet.

>>739166117
Calradia?
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>>739165924
I need to save money, something I have never been able to do.
My father struggles with an opioid/heroin addiction, the rest of my family grew up dealing with that addiction and its left us all kind of developmentally stunted. My brothers and my mother are all in worse places mentally than I am.. Imagine a family of Revy's but without medication. Maybe I still want to help them but I feel like making my own dreams happen would require me to not be able to help them as much. I can't even take classes, I don't own a car, my health is detereorating.. I need to get my head above water, basically.
I need to find a better job that isn't retail or I need to find some other way to make money so I can spend my energy on my own projects.
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>>739166019
Wouldn't fall under the shadow of an inner lying problem? Don't get me wrong, I know what you mean. But if that's not real. Then what is?
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>>739163487
Yo alice when we gonna see sone puss puss
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>>739166184
>Calradia?
The world that the base game is set in. But hey there's mods and such so you can be Queen of Europe, or Queen of Southeast Asia, or even Queen of Pendor.
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>>739166231
Whew. T-that's rough Rev. I'm a f-financial engineer though, I c-can work with you to show you how to save <4
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>>739163487
There is a girl that friendzoned me a year ago. I stopped talking to her but we go back and forth. She just wants to keeps spinning me around but everytime I make a move she rejects me. Seriously what the hell is her problem is she a psycho?
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>>739166238
*blinks slowly* N-not sure where you are going with this. Sometimes your b-brain makes predictive mistakes; it's ALWAYS predicting and lying to you.

The REAL WORLD is a vivid hallucination; "optical illusions" are where this hallucination breaks down.

>>739166408
Her p-problem is she said no and you s-still keep trying.
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>>739166360
You seem smart, why are you helping losers like us?
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>>739166443
hey alice, have a nice day
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>>739163487
Stream to night?
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>>739166474
I'm Alice. I've b-been helping /b/ for six years.
I'm here doing it b-because no one else is h-here to do it and it n-needs to be done.
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Do you recognise this place?
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>>739166549
P-probably Crash at 9PM EST, yes <4

>>739166545
You t-too!

>>739166564
N-no, I tend t-to be more in the 90's
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>>739166550
Why /b/? This place is a cesspool
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>>739163487
Is engineering boring?
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>>739166614
B-because it is my home. I've b-been posting here since 2004.

As well, where else needs it more?
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>>739165981
There is actually no way I can ever explain things on the more detailed oriented side because that isn't what I have time for. I just need to align myself with my old self and ask what has changed. That will hopefully give me the insight I crave. However... I don't know what to discard and what to keep.
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>>739166670
How come you are not a neckbeard?
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>>739166668
I d-don't find it so <4

>>739166727
Too young, asian, and f-female.
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Why am I attracted to middle-aged women so much?
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>>739163487
Why am I depressed?
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>>739166360
I might take you up on that offer. I lack a lot of money management skills.
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>>739166792
T-the real question is, why aren't y-you seeking treatment?

>>739166771
R-random fetish due t-to exposure as a c-child. Nothing t-to worry about.
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>>739166739
You sound like the perfect waifu
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>>739166831
I'm q-quite adept at it <4 The k-key is having a s-schedule and structure in your l-life <4

Which, I mean. You are Revy. You probably lack to some degree sufficient structure.
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>>739166876
I'm n-no ones waifu dear. I'm Alice <4
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>>739163487
Single?
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>>739166902
That's a nice kitchen
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>>739167035
Thank y-you <4

>>739167007
Yes, and unavailable <4
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>>739167007
>>739166902

Try to explain this to your partner anon
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I'm an attractive guy with no social skills who has women always making the first move only to find out how shit I am at conversing. And now I avoid all contact between women with this fear in mind. Help me Alice.
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>>739167007
This cunt doesn't answer questions about anal sex or its relationship status. hahahahahahahaha.
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>>739167072
That is n-not my partner <4

>>739167105
L-literally just did so
>>739167068

>>739167093
S-sounds like you should go to a therapist dear <4
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>>739167068
Waaaiiiit a minute, you own a PSVR?

How disapointed are you at it?

Also, how do i deal with friends or co-workers who speak in your back?
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>>739166882
Structure.. haahaha. Yeah.
My life goals are either "get your corpse out of low earth orbit" or "become a universal consciousness".. i am anti-structure. I kind of wish I was born into money so I could travel the world on someone else's dime.. some times I wonder if the best life for me wouldn't be in some third world country struggling to live.
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>>739167105
Your point?
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Alright Anonymous, as m-much as I would love to b-be here all morning helping you, s-sadly I am late f-for work as it is.

If you need further help, feel free to contact me via the following methods:
Email: [email protected]
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Steam: Aneki Margatroid or rukiarcx
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Twitter: CeltyPlays
Twitch: CeltyPlays
Youtube: CeltyPlays
Instagram: Nanopup
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2

With all the l-love in my infinite heart,
have a v-very safe day Anonymous!
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>>739167187
*laughs softly* And t-that is one large part of why you are t-the way you are, Revy. Good and bad.

Think about it. A schedule. You'll get a lot more done with one than fighting against it.

*vanishes*
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>>739167187
You sound perfect to be a tradesman
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>>739167148
Psychology is a pseudo science, just like astrology. Do you ever regret spending all that time in school?

IT TOOK ME 19 CAPTCHAS TO POST THIS
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>>739166832
I'm sacred to, I don't want to talk to my family about it because they'll get overprotective and they are already battling debts, I don't want to add therapy onto that. And I can't go to my friends because they'll just tell me to get over it. So the best thing I can do is come here and atleast talk about it.
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>>739167195
The point is that a psychologist should be forthcoming about all their holes as it relates to sex. This particular OP is not, and is therefore hiding something. He/she needs to see a psychologist.

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>>739167292
Good advice
Very slim chances of me taking it but let's see how my mood is when I get off work.
Take care.
>>739167299
I've thought about that as well. I like working with my hands and being proficient in what I do. I think I'm about to change careers again.. maybe ill try to get some certifications while im job hunting.
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>>739167490
Join a union Revy thats what I'm doing. I hate working with cunts in.suits
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>>739166614
you seem like a newfag so let me fix it up for you anon

the people in those threads are the real trash, namefagging faggots that have no idea what being an anon means because the desperatly need attention from each other like a bunch of faggots.

stop thinking yourself as trash and balming all of /b/ for your low self esteem
grow the fuck up anon and stay away from namefags
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>>739167450
You are very dedicated.. maybe you should get 4chan pass. It has greatly increased my shitposting ability.
Also lurk more she talks about butt stuff all the time
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>>739167292
how do i deal with crippling depression (therapy does little to nothing for me)
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hello, I eat everything that I can find in my house and then I puke. I can't stop and I still think I'm fat.
I know eating disorders are for the weak but I'm starting to get worried about my health, and self-esteem issues are really beginning to isolate myself from others.
I have other issues but this is my main problem right now, should I just kms or...?
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>>739167587
>implying I don't also post prolifically as anon in addition to being a "namefag"
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>>739167650
Oh, OP is gone. Too bad.
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>>739167599
i actually have a pass but im too lazy to login to it.

7 pages of captchas to post this.
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>>739167727
Email her!
>>739167225
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>>739167587
Thanks for proving my point.
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>>739167747
>too lazy to log into it
>7 pages of captchas
You arent very bright, are you anon?
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>>739163487
Post picture of yourself next time
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>>739167587
Alice doesn't post for attention newfag
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>>739167624
What medication are you on?
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>>739167750
yeah, will do, probably won't solve anything but it's not like I have anything better to do
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>>739167650
How are eating disorder for the weak? What?
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>>739167800
She will do that today at 8pm est
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>>739167822
drugs do nothing at all for me tried alot of shit
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>>739167848
At the very least she might be able to recommend other kinds of therapy/medication. Good luck anon
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>>739167774
No, not bright at all, I'm afraid.

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>>739167897
You haven't enumerated what you've tried
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Is math related to science?
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>>739167599
Boo 4chan passes are for faggots
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>>739167939
Science is applied math
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>>739163487
Hey alice, still not answering my emails. What use is it talking to you if you do not talk about what i adress?
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>>739167931
escitellopram , fluoxitine, inderal,and a few other i dont remember the formula
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>>739167960
Fuck you I'm a shill that likes to pay websites for convinence. I know I'm part of the problem fight me
I just HATE captcha. Maybe im retarded or secretly a cylon but I can't seem to identify cars for beans.
>>739167923
At least you are aware. On desktop? I never had crazy captchas like that on mobile
>>739168076
Talk to me anon. What did you email her about?
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>>739168076
Alice left already so you won't get a reply here either!
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>>739167809
>Alice doesn't post for attention
Yea the phoneticised stutter isn't an idea of some cutesy nervous anime girl's way of talking. That isn't attention seeking behaviour at all, is it?
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How to crack a girl who says "She just came out of a long-term relationship and isn't up to having a bf at the time"
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>>739168076
Could you possibly be more of a stalker? Get a grip you fuckwit.
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>>739168124
No because the person that was Alice before started that trend so you literally cant impose that reasoning on Alice
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>>739168104
So that's only a small percentage of the medications available. Get going anonymous.
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>>739168141
Wait, shelf the idea, be her friend
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>>739168110
Yes, desktop. I am logged in now thanks to your persuasion.
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>>739168158
She posts that way because the original Alice posted that way.
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>>739168167
you saying i should change my drugs?
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>>739168124
Like I give a crap. As long as she gives good advice I'm good
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>>739163487
I'm writing an erotic novel, can I get some tips from a fully fledged psychologist on what good things make people tick? Not exactly from an erogenous standpoint, but stuff that can actually change moods without recurring to personal traumas.
Also no freudian shit, if possible
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My girlfriend has some issues surrounding her being seen not being good at things such as sports. I've never made fun of her or done anything to make her feel bad about her skills that I know of. It's very difficult for me as there are activities which I'd really like to do with her but she is unable to do them for fear of being seen as not good at them and can't improve because she isn't good and won't put time into improving.

Help!
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>>739168110
Just generally about myself, my life.
I can understand the other anons here being mad at her. I just don't take assuptions as the real deal, and want to know why she just picks the phrases she wants to answer to, whilst neglecting the others. I just would like her to explain herself.
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>>739168124
>Homage
>Attention seeking
It ain't anonymous she wants the attention of
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I have trust issues with my relationships and i dont know why, but insecurities are big as a motherfucker
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>>739167650
EDNOS?
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>>739168141
>She doesn't like you enough
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>>739168254
Yeah probably. Don't seem to be working now do they?
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>>739168276
I used to date a girl with a master degree in psychology. She was also a sex addict. What she said was that everybody is a pervert but nobody talks about it.
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>>739168276
>Flipping the power dynamic
>unrequited love
>masturbation scenes
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>>739168144
>stalker
I just a when i see a thread open, which barely ever happens.
>>739168121
Didn't read threw the thread, sorry
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>>739168355
Sex addiction is not a recognized mental illness
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>>739168311
People are shit. Best to stay wary.
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>>739168296
She does this for free and some times she can't give people the time of day they need.. that's why she always stresses the importance of getting real therapy
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>>739168383
Probably why you don't get a response from Alice!
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>>739163487
Why are all meds libido repressing, if i find this a conspiracy could you prescribe me some meds for that?
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>>739168406
It should be then. considering she used to have sex for money for the men who came to her for psychological help.
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>>739168296
I can't, this person is giving you help free of charge out of her own time, and you get upset when she can't keep up with demand? Lol k
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I want to fuck my mom and sisters, what' swrong with me?
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>>739168349
ive also tried
amoxapine
citalopram
trazodone
selegiline
i dont think changing my meds will anythign tbqh fam
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>>739167855
Well, it's not true, I know, it's fucking horrible to live with. But we are on 4chan, and since most people depicted with an eating disorder in mainstream media are girls, I figured I'd just say it was "for the weak" so no one would mock me for that since I already acknowledged it myself. I don't know if it makes sense, haha.
Sorry, it was stupid, but self-depreciating jokes are my only defense (also nice dubs)

>>739167913
Thank you, I'll e-mail her. Good luck with whatever problem you have too, anon
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>>739168459
They arent
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>>739168355
Isn't everybody a sex addict?
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>>739168497
Right which is still a tiny percentage of available drugs. Tried ketamine yet?
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>>739168359
>Flipping the power dynamic
As in role reversal?
>unrequited love
That's good for causing empathy, but can cause more feels than anything else.
>masturbation scenes
Yeah, those are always there.

>>739168355
That's some freudian shit there, but she's right, doe.
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>>739168556
yes
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>>739165253
>>739165253
turn of the game and just fucking do it. have something to do like clean or garden or some shit.
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>>739163487
My girlfriend has some issues surrounding her being seen not being good at things such as sports. I've never made fun of her or done anything to make her feel bad about her skills that I know of. It's very difficult for me as there are activities which I'd really like to do with her but she is unable to do them for fear of being seen as not good at them and can't improve because she isn't good and won't put time into improving.

Help!
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>>739168518
Not to the point where it negatively impacts their daily lives.
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>>739168479
That just makes her a whore
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>>739168434
I had a conversation with her, she didn't go into anything i wrote, just stopped writing, i wrote like 1-2 emails after that, no answer. I just wanna know why, no more.
>>739168484
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>>739168601
Why not email her from a different email then
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>>739163487
Why aren't you in /lgbt/?
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>>739168331
Yeah, not bulimia since I engage in cycles of "I'm fine" and then "I won't eat anything", then "I'm hungry so I'll eat then purge" and finally "I'll eat everything that I find and I can't be bothered to puke". Then start again.
Fun times!
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>>739168479
Story?
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>>739168673
Alice isn't a trap
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>>739168601
I think you might need a more personal approach.. one that a psych on the internet can't give you. What were the questions she wouldnt delve further into?
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>>739168678
same tbqh fam
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>>739168636
Because i am not a nobody, i won't change my identity to hear what she has to say. I want to know why she chose to not answer me.
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>>739168673
Why would she be?
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>>739168515
a shit ton of them are. you jew
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>>739168755
>she
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>>739168749
Gonna go with "because you are a pushy asshole" then
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>>739168774
Not all.
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>>739168792
She streams all the time dude it's a girl
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>>739168749
I think you are inflating her importance in your life. There's no reason she needs to take exception to you.. as I said before its possible your problems are more complex than what she can help with.
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>>739168829
>
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>>739168683
>>739168683
She was a prostitute. With a master's degree in psychology. So basically she sold her ass to wealthy men who paid for time under the guise of therapy, when in reality it was sex.
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>>739168749
You clearly are a nobody, even Alice won't touch you
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>>739168734
good fucking luck man, are you getting any help?
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>>739168811
sure, not all, but you could say most
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>>739168749
>Please respond Alice
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>>739168850
Yep cuz it's true
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>>739168892
Why won't Alice senpai notice me!
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>>739168857
She told you that?
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Hi Alice. You won't remember me, but I remember back when you sent out those Kamina Sunglasses out of the kindness of your heart. They were eventually stolen from me, but the that incredibly unpredictable day I found those sunglasses in the mail, was an absolute joy, definitely a top 20 day. (free stuff from an internet ghost, waaaaat!)

I never got around to it, but thank you for that, Alice.

I have a question. 2 questions.

1. Alice, I see your threads constantly, and I see you constantly answering questions relating to others. So, to counter, "How are -you-, Alice? Is your life OK? Is this whole, online help on 4chan really as beneficial for you as it may be for the anons?

2. I'm writing a book. I'm not looking for money, or assistance for anything, but I'm in need a of a good, random story plot to throw in. As it turns out, writing the story's plots is easy as hell. Finding those story plots is another.

So, a Newborn God creates its own universe and decides to make its own world, (not earth, fuck earth), find pets, friends, and even it's first and only love. I have a few more story bits, but... I'm stuck. Any suggestions?
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>>739168939
maybe she is taking a piss
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>>739169009
Hey anon, Live left, but I'm sure she'd be happy to hear from you and replace your glasses if you email her: [email protected]
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>>739168987
Yes. We were perfectly honest with eachother. I have a psychology minor in college, so it worked out.
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>>739169031
Kek
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>>739169063
Alice*
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>>739163487
I wonder if Alice is hot?
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>>739169156
>>739169063
Thank you so much, anon!
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>>739168731
I am intrigued by what one can say about me knowing what i told her. She didn't go into anything, more sidetrack about something not important, which i abided to, but when talked about didn't go into anything else.
I just want to know more, i have the feel she is afraid of talking to me, as i have a quite disruptive personality if i am interested in someone. But nothing is answerd, and she just avoids me and my questions.
>>739168796
Not going to discuss such stuff as you're taking sides without knowing what i wrote and how often/ and with which content i messaged her with.
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Alice!!

You were right about the benzos. I have been clean for two weeks
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>>739169177
Check her twitch to see
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>>739169177
The body is great and her mind is as sharp as a knife
She could have a snaggle tooth and a unibrow and I'd still find her hot
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>>739163487
Mornin' Alice
Just stopping by to say have a nice day
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>>739169236
So you aren't asking her for help, you are asking her personal questions. And you don't see why she would feel uncomfortable responding?
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>>739169268
Don't have twitch but I suppose she is
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>>739168841
I am diagnosed with depression. I have problems, i just wanted to see at that point what she would talk to me about.
I would have gone with anything, but she just didn't answer, if she were to say she's not interested i would have been okay. But i just feel i got to close as there's nothing thats coming back.
I am quite good at reading people, so i just wanted to know, and ask her when i see these threads. Mind you, it's about 1 year ago.
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>>739163487
How do I overcome survival instinct? I'm thinking about full suspension hanging or train jump. Alcohol usually messes it up.
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>>739169583
Huge load of benzos.
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>>739169546
>She is taking the piss
TOP KEK you are creepy enough to even scare Alice away
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>>739169393
I did, i wrote like 4 pages about myself, she just answerd like to one line. And if so, is it that hard to write that she's not going to answer.

You guys are just apologists for her. She doesn't talk for herself.
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>>739169671
Creepy? How so? Is it that hard to answer a question?

You guys are worse than the tumblr circlejerks and /soc/ combined.
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>>739169698
>4 pages
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>>739169878
A summary about how my life until that point. Was bored at work, just wanted to know what's wrong with me.

Not at first of course, just worte a normal email first, then she asked so i typed it out.
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>>739170022
print those pages out and go to a doctor who is getting paid. They will go over it and work with you.
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>>739170160
This
>>739170022
Alice is here to point you in the right direction.. she is not here to be your therapist. Notice in this very thread how she gave short responses to most posters in order to respond to as many people as possible. Even posts to people she most certainly enjoys.
Seek therapy.. if you cant pay for it she might even help you with that
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>>739170160
I don't need help anymore, i'm just interested why she didn't answer after being in correspondance. I wanna know if she's a hack or not.
I don't like taking conclusions without proof.
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>>739169669
Not able to get them. I have litteraly no money neither do I know who sells them.
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>>739163487
I met a model online today, she added me on snapchat and even complimented my looks. What games is she playing? Should I tell her that I won't buy her things right away?Or just straight up ask her what she wants?
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>>739170415
Learn to let things go. The way you are acting right now makes you look crazy.
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>>739170595
Sounds like she is trying to build her fanbase.
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Why the fake stutter? It's fuckin annoying
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>>739163487
Get out, you fake cunt. You're not a psychologist or anything close to it. Worthless fake faggot.
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>>739170738
beta orbiter kind of thing?Hmm you are right, she did say she was trying to put her name out there
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>>739170595
>>739170738
This
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>>739170860
Blocked and ghosted. Fuck those bitches.
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>>739170664
I don't like not having closure. Not understanding pains me most.
And i don't understand. So i want to, which she just is ignoring. For no apprent reason. It annoys me when i see these threads. I don't go to /b/ anymore (only when i'm at fitness, or really bored), as i transfered to another board.
I just ask for interest why, and a little mockingly as i don't expect her to answer anymore. But if she would i would be quite happy too.
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>>739170982
Social media is no mans land. You are better off meeting girls in public
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>>739171035
Dude.. im at work and I want to talk to you because i feel like i used to mishandle my problems in the same way you do

Email me at [email protected]
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>>739171035
>Getting mad at a 4chan psychologist
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>>739163487
thanks for reminding me why i don't go on /b/ anymore
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>>739171109
>girl name
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I made it.
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>>739171175
Getting mad at anything is a sign of weakness these days. Same as believing in something.
At least i can be somewhat true to myself.
>>739171109
I'll screenshot this, may take until the end of this week until i write.
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>>739163487

I need a pill that can increase blood flow to my brain.
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>>739171234
Yeah, what about it?
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>>739171334
No problem. I am long winded too so i might take a bit to respond but ill try to give all the relevant experience i can
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>>739171601
N-nothing...
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>>739163487
Alice are you still hear?
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>>739163487
Hello, Alice!
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>>739171601
Ew you're a girl?
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>>739163487
How do i get a girl to want to have sex with me???? Please help
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Would You?
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Why does the poor waifu threads suffer when the hugest community of avatarfags are in here
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>>739172842
Hardly
U jelly?
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>>739173315
Because I'm a janitor and I often times secure the threads.
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>>739173405
A little bit, what's your secret on getting engaged?
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>>739163487
Hey Alice,

Been suffering for a good minute. Had a few friends an hero. A few others not doing good.

Tried everything to cope. Drinking, not drinking, Chugging vodka anytime i wasn't at work, etc...

Even tried traking down all of my friends that seemed genuinely happy. But the closer i got to them the more i realized it was just a face. We are all medicated and misserable and i now see why my best friends checked out early. They were tired of feeling like shit for whatever reason and the struggle to make everyone around them happy became to much.

I am honestly about there myself. Been to therapy several times. Tried Cilexa. It just made me exhausted all of the time. Then i went off them for a few days, got drunk, and woke up in the ambulance with a dui. Im not even sure if i was drivibg or my dd ran off. I just want 5 minutes to go buy without feeling like a piece of shit.

Quit drinking a week ago and on Cymbalta now. It doesnt really seam to helo much. Less tired but still trying to act all happy all of the time when all i want to do is go hang myself.

Wtf am I supposed to do? Keeo trying different meds? It seems to me luke anythibg i take that works will make me a zombie and give me bedroom trouble. I fail to see how that is better than habibg a beer and being able to relax once in a while.

Sadly u cant smoke because of my job but i am tempted to try it again. Havent smoked in 10 years and only did it a few times. I remember being relaxed and happy tho.

I dont know. Really dont have anyone to talk to that doesnt just feel bad for me and i have no idea wtf to do beaides see my shrink once a month for 10 minutes and switch meds...
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>>739173414
Faggot. I'm reporting you and getting you demoted. People who abuse their privileges don't deserve to be alive.
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Well, time to spam to image limit then bump limit
Because autists enjoy repetition
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>>739173452
Being nice to animals, focusing on your own problems before you expect someone else to deal with them, and date the funny one.
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Autists enjoy repetition
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>>739164983
That actually sounds like exactly wtf i need.

Just hate to spend the next year suffering talling my doc nothing helps...
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>>739173625
Autists enjoy repetition
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>>739173687
Autists enjoy repetition
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>>739163487
Autists enjoy repetition
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>>739163487
You can't have a Psychology thread without an Alice butt (fap to it every once in awhile)
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>>739163674
Autists enjoy repetition
>>739173755
Autists enjoy repetition
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>>739173691
This is true
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>>739166550
Also thank you for all you do. I try and help anons at times bit i am just as sad and suicidal as the reat of the lot.
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>>739173525
Lol I get whatever I want.

>>739173625
I'm already nice to animals and I don't have any problems...
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>>739173812
So finding a fiance should be no problem! Are you overweight?
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>>739173812
That's why you're a fucking janitor you piece of shit. Do your fucking job, faggot
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>>739163487
hi alice if it's you

I'm 25 and want more out of my life. I want to go back to college and become a counselor, but I'm scared that it's just me freaking out about being 25.

Even if it is me sort of panicking, I know there's still more left in the tank. I'm not married, have no children, and am recently single.

My family probably thinks me a great disappointment from my first turn in college, not walking out with a great job and 6 figure salary, but it isn't the way things have panned out.

TLDR; I want to do more with my life, but my anxiety is gnawing at me. How should I handle the anxiety part?
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>>739163487
What made you want to do all of this Alice2?
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>>739173866
>>739173829
>>739173914
YOURE TEARING HIM APART
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>>739173829
I am by about 5 pounds. Its all muscle though.

>>739173866
I'm waiting for someone to report the thread lol. Can't do shit until someone reports it.
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"Janitors are not to disclose their position nor present themselves in an official capacity or share any private information about the team or site's users. Doing so will lead to immediate termination."
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>>739173991
Oh stop being such a limp dick on Alice2...
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>>739173979
What ruins your relationships then?
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>>739174113
t. Faggot white Knight
He's not gonna suck your dick
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>>739173991
Does it look like I follow the rules?

>>739174115
I have a stutter.
Couldn't even say "I love you" to my last bf in high school a year ago. No one wants to deal with a freak.
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What indicates a correct seroquil dosage?
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>>739174277
Speech therapy then. You do have problems you need to work on

Also date better men.
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>>739174277
"Janitors are not to disclose their position nor present themselves in an official capacity or share any private information about the team or site's users. Doing so will lead to immediate termination."
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>>739167225
You (she) should consider making a dummy facebook page. Could link times to be on here and link to the post. Also have a generap shitposting message group she can pop in at her convenience and we can all shoot the shit.
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If any of yall need to talk to Alice, you can reach her at [email protected]
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Fuck
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>>739174326
I have a hereditary stutter and speech therapy doesn't work for me.
There are no better men...
>>739174327
I care because?
I'm getting paid?
No.
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Fucking
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>>739174401
also fuck off ika
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>>739174401
also really fuck off ika
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>>739174401
you fucking nigger cunt
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>>739174421
Huh?

>>739174449
wah...
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>>739174401
Prove you're a janitor by deleting this post
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>>739174401
Yeah fuck off Ika
But uh.. there are definitely men who will date a good person even with a stutter. Why dont those men want to date you?
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>>739174479
fucking nigger
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>>739174489
cause she kills dogs to cum
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>>739174479
you fucking nigger
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>>739174401
Have you tried being a lesbian? Men are quite literally trash
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>>739174477
But I'm not even black yet

>>739174487
No the thread is autosaging I don't want to hinder that, instead I'll spam link your post for fun.
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>>739174479
Nibger
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>>739174277
>>739174401
Is this OP?

And hereditary or not, speech therapy helps. It may not make you 100% better but you will see a noticeable improvement.

My Aunt and my childhood best friends mom were both speech therapists.
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>>739174569
>But I'm not even black yet
You fucking wannabe nigger
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>>739174582
no its not op, its some autist who lies compulsively and gets off on animal abuse
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>>739174569
I said delete it cuck.
Or are you playing pretend
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>>739174590
Nigger
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>>739174489
They come up to me and I stutter and they go "Oh boy never mind!" It hurts a lot sometimes, but I'm used to it now.

>>739174507
no

>>739174554
no

>>739174566
Get the fuck outta here

>>739174574
wat

>>739174582
Yes, hi, I OP

>>739174630
wat

>>739174657
I can't
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>>739174697
Janitors can delete posts, retard
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>>739174657
Ika is an actual Janitor and a bad one at that.
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>>739174697
Nigger ass lying nigger

>They come up to me and I stutter and they go "Oh boy never mind!"
And then when you kill dogs they really wanna bounce you sociopathic cunt
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>>739174744
But...
>>739174751
>mfw i'm bad at everything
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>>739174793
yes you are you dog killling cunt
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>>739174793
DO IT FAGGOT
>>739174751
t.Ika
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>>739174793
kys shitcunt
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>>739174762
I'm not lying, people are assholes.
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>>739174793
bitch ass bitch
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>>739174856
youre still a cunt regardless
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>>739174838
What the...
>>739174848
Please don't make me.

>>739174849
v///v

>>739174869
i know..
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>we are not accepting janitors for /b/
Really gets your noggin joggin
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>>739174856
fucking shit
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>>739174914
Fucking do it.
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>>739174897
how? i like to think i'm the nicest person i know
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>>739174945
>kills dogs

"im a good person tho"
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>>739174697
How old are you? You sound young
You'll have better luck with love when you/your peers gets more emotional maturity
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>>739174697
I'm confused. You say you are OP l, but you can't be Alice.

She doesn't really have a a stutter. I saw her livestream playing games and she wasn't stuttering.
Also she types like she has a stutter when you don't.

Lastly, speech therapy. Do it or remain a victim.
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>>739174922
You are fake news.

>>739174928
No swear words please?

>>739174936
No thank you.
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>>739175019
Fucking fuck of a niggers honky ass bastard son
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>>739175019
That proves that you're not a janitor
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>>739174981
its just dogs...
>>739175006
I'm 18, i'll be 19 in 6 weeks
i want a husband now though, acually i just want a baby..
>>739175009
Fine I'm not Alice, you got me.
I'm her number one helper though.
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>>739175019
hows life in the russian marines?
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>>739175065
>honky
I'm of Russian decent
The nigger of white people. I don't even consider myself white.

>>739175080
I am :3
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>>739167225
>always late for Alice morning threads
Fuck
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>>739175180
Prove it then
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>>739175107
>ITS JUST DOGS
YOU FUCKING NIGGER ASS DOG KILLING CUNT, YOU ARENT ALICE'S NUMBER ONE ANYTHING
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>>739175107
>its just dogs....

Kill yourself nigger
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>>739175152
I haven't joined yet, baka Nevada.

>>739175211
I'm scared.

>>739175218
>>739175291
gah i didn't mean it that way!
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>>739175107
You worthless cunt of a person
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>>739175367
>gah i didn't mean it that way!

you said it you worthless ass nigger
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>>739175372
so mean...
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>>739175367
Okay prove you're a janitor
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>>739175407
i didn't!
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>>739175422
>so mean...

as she admits to killing dogs
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>>739175444
your trips cant save you now
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>>739175442
Alright fine I'll delete your post if you bark like a dog.

>>739175454
I never did! Its just a meme created by Alice.

>>739175483
They will watch this !
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>>739175444
even poor india knows what you did
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>>739175533
the meme is real and we all know it
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>>739175533
Woof woof
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>>739175567
Even if I did do it why do you care?
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>>739175600
>Even if I did do it why do you care?
YOU ADMIT IT YOU LYING SACK OF NIGGER SHIT
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>>739175587
Because you are programmed by Alice. You are another one of her puppets.

>>739175597
You're not the same anon lmao. I can see your IDs
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>>739175640
Never harmed an animal! Even if I did it's just a dumb dog anyway. It's not like I killed a human baby to cum
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>>739175646
You're not a janitor.
Bark bark woof woof
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>>739175701
I'll wait for you cucks in the /waifu/ threads
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