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White male in Ranui
kill me

Why are IDs even gone?

>>739580404
this isnt the pic we use to open threads you fucking heathen.

also seeking a wellington anon for a special job.

>>739585899
that was such an unexpected and hilarious scene.

this thread

>>739585567
you misspelled op

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>>739577833

>>739577833
Free range only, I kill what I eat.

>>739577833
isn't that what Arby's sells?

>>739577220
bmp

or dont

Used to go swimming with my cousins and we would get naked and show eachother our tiny ass dicks. it was gay af

>>739583232
>177cm
>17cm

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5'8"
7 inches

7"

5'10"

>>739578175
Daughter. . .obviously. Though I'd do the mother for afters.

Not into 12yr olds so the mother for me

>>739578175
hard choice indeed. moar of both please!

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?

not really lol but whatever floats your boat, just dont act on it and do anything stupid

I just like how she looks so vulnerable

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>>739584969

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Arcana from the beginning

Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.

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Gets the dick

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>>739582374
Yes she is

>>739578608
Part 2
> I suggest we join everyone else at the bottom of the river, but she insists we leave the river
> I ask her why and she looks at me like I'm retarded and says because our friends aren't "that way"
> I figure out she wants me to fuck her and ask if she's sober enough for this
> she says yes, but definitely isn't as I realize there are people that way too
> so I help her out of the river and resign myself to the fact that I can't fuck her because I don't take advantage of drunk people like that
> we rejoin everyone else and she straight up passes out
> so we leave and I tell a couple friends when we get back
> the next day I text her asking if she's ok and end up telling her some of what happened, just that we kissed
> she says a whole bunch of stuff like "oh my god, I'm sorry," I assume she's embarrassed and overwhelmed, so I reassure her and tell her that I think she's beautiful
> I give her some time to absorb everything and start texting her again
> we talk about work, then our puppies, then I ask her if she'd like to day drink with me on Tuesday the following week
> she says yes
> she bails because of family issues (something she insists is true)
> we reschedule for Thursday, but she cancels saying that Tuesday night a guy she had been seeing asked her to date officially
>upon talking about it she says that she didn't know I was asking her on a date
> my suspicion was that she was interested in me, but chose the other guy and didn't want to sound bad by admitting it
> this makes sense because of the timing and the fact that she isn't that dumb
> later she texts me very angry because the story made it back to her
> turns out a friend I told was overheard talking about it by a blabber mouth and the rumor changed into me banging her
> I managed to diffuse the situation, but she was still pissed about it even though I never really saw it as a secret

So, do you think I'm right or did she actually not think I was asking her out?

>>739578666
>>739578608

yes

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Holy fucking shit