NZ thread!

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White male in Ranui
kill me

Why are IDs even gone?

>>739580404
this isnt the pic we use to open threads you fucking heathen.

also seeking a wellington anon for a special job.

>>739581244
Is it a blowjob?

>>739582217
nah someone on another board swears they cant get hair removal cream at ANY store in wellington and i need to show them otherwise

>>739582400
Oh, that's me.

What are Maoris like? Are they the equivalent to Abos in Australia, or are they better in terms of culture/education/crime?

Selling bjs in Dunedin $50 will accept drugs as payment

>>739580404
What was everyone talkin about the election the other night. What i miss?

>>739583037
Reality is brutal.

>>739583037
TFW I understand this

>>739582810
I'd say in terms of education and crime, they're on par with modern-day yankees.
Their culture is more interesting.

>>739583105
what, are you 12?

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Satania is best girl btw

I'm sick of this fucking rain

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>>739583698
holyshit first time ive had the cross post thing happen.

i was posting this picture. I SO wanna find which post got Satania instead :3

>ate at the asian restaurant in dunedin
>now sick and throwing up
thanks you fuckin gooks.

>>739583234
Lols so true. Abos are scum btw!

Dunners reporting.

>>739583827
Report in with how shit the weather is at yours, /nzg/

>>739583888
checked

the asian restaurant is great, have eaten there tons of times. Maybe you got sick from your own shit cooking

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r i t a n o n

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So whats the average number of unique posters these days?

>>739583911
Drove from Oamaru to Christchurch, would not recommend it. Roads were closed right after I got here.

>>739584126
snow everywhere wot

>>739584009
I've only eaten twice today and it certainly wasnt the fucking 2 minute noodles at 12 that did it.

>>739584126
>tfw going to oamaru sunday
hopefully its cleared a bit. i heard they actually shut the highway just out of oamaru so youre lucky you made it

>>739584009
>>739583888
went there once and found fingernail in drink do not recommend

>>739584285
I'm just hoping that my flight on Sunday isn't fucked by all the rain.

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Hope all my south islanders are doing OK. Shits rough out there.

Am staying on the farm tonight. We are cut off, couple roads have been washed out.

>>739583911
Evening mate

>>739584126
I hear shits got real on SH1

>>739582840
Bizarrely tempted. $50 sounds too cheap. Have you done it before? Also confirm youre a femanon pls

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>>739584692
Evening, cob. You got enough beer on the farm to constitute a Friday night?

>>739582840
>tfw not femanon so no one wants blowjobs

>>739584692
Would be quicker to take a boat down SH1 the pace that I went

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>>739581244

This is how threads looked back in the days.

>>739584692
Nigga this is 4chan why did you assume femanon?

>>739584099
Hey nf, how are you these days?

>>739585013
I'm actually having a bottle of.. hang on...stoneleigh Marlborough 2013 pinot noir. That's fucking warmed me up and got my head spinning. Sitting by the fire with the doggo Jess face uncomfortably close to my junk.

>>739585066
Sure she'll be all good tomorrow. I need some civilization, or just titties.

>>739585055
Dude $50 is too cheap. No one will pay so little. Put your price up to $200, put on your mums dress and make it for a night. Then you might get a taker.

>>739585285
There's always hope

>>739585265
ayyyyy im in this

>>739585055
>tfw no one wants to give a femanon cunnilingus

>>739585265
>2014
Where did the time go? ;_;

>>739585765
I would in a heartbeat
But my luck would have it that you live as far from Wellington as possible

EMIGRATE TO NZ FROM UK?

Would it be a good idea to move to NZ, as an electrician (age 22) I know the climate is about the same. . whats the stance on drugs over there?

I've heard that kiwis fuk sheep.
Do they use a stepladder to get up that high?

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>>739586121
nigga how tall do you think sheep are? You came in here to make fun of us and now you look like a fool

>>739586096

Drugs are illegal all over the place however it's pretty easy to get and use them.

Ask anyone who's ever walked down queenstreet and they'll tell you how easy drugs are to get and use.

>>739586096
Are you white?

>>739586096
pay probably isnt as good but we have fuck all sand niggers here and we dont mind poms

>>739585425
>>739585425
I own my own dresses and look good in them :/ just wanna provide a quality service for a reasonable price

>>739586242
judging from that capitalisation and those periods, he's indian. But his grammar and spelling his better than the average trash indian

Auckland reporting in late, what's going on?

>>739586339
post pics faggot

>>739584099
Same as always, a small number of dedicated autists putting these threads together

>>739586480
yup these threads are literally never good

Yes I am white, too many Muslims here, doesn't feel like home anymore. My best mate moved to Northland and says its the best thing he has ever done. Whats up with Maoris though? and I saw alot of videos of the Youth pretending to be Crips and bloods? whats up with that?

TL;dr Whats the future of NZ?

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>>739586462

>>739586588
Prove you're white and we'll tell you.

>>739586588
Since Maori tribe culture is so bland by today's standards (Wooden weapons, grass skirts, stick your tongue out, eat people) Maori youths try to emulate American gang culture.

Its sad.

>>739586096

They only have weed and meth here. Coke and pills cost an absolute fucking fortune

>>739584692
can confirm, in invercargill, nothing happening so far. waiting to see if another 80s flashback flood happens.

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So they opened a new eatery here in Auckland called 'Happy boy'. I want to try it so bad, it looks so cool.

>>739586588

Whereabouts in the uk you from?

>>739582810
Maori are pretty chill I like them

>>739586867
Where are you from?

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>>739582810
A Maori will either be the funniest, coolest dude you ever met, or they will bottle you from behind and take your shoes and wallet.

Hardly anything in between.

>>739586928
Wellington
All my interaction with maori has been in roles where they were doing work at my familys house though. Like electrician work and stuff. I don't have any friends so I don't know what they're like when they aren't on the job.

>>739586990
I'm part Maori but i'm pretty much white, lol. Plenty of Maori people are cool and chill, there's some bad apples that give them a bad name as a whole though.

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>>739586995
We don't want anymore Pajeets.

>>739586995
this post made me go out and buy an actually good watch

whats everyone got planned for the weekend?

>>739587087
>I'm part Maori but I'm pretty much white, lol
kek I know that feeling. I'm like a 64th Maori but they let me be part of the tribes trust fund thing.

>>739587303
drinking and anime and video games

>>739587303
Wanking.

>>739587314
Yeah, and i'm pale with blue eyes, hahaha.

>>739587303
I wanted to play some ranked Overwatch, but the AUS/NZ servers are fucked right now and Blizzard aren't doing shit about it.

>>739587303

Regretting life

>>739587314
I'm 1/512 Maori and they still claim I'm Maori.

>>739586211
it was a hobbit joke, fool

>>739587378
Is it just my internet, or is playing online fucking shithouse in this country?

Do you guys believe New Zealand will be a majority asian country in 20-50 years? I believe it will be majority asian, with whites being a large minority and Maori will be almost extinct pretty much.

These are my projections.

In Auckland and have lots of coke and molly

>>739587672
Really? I don't do drugs but back in the day when I would experiment the only thing i could find was some heavily cut E and weed.

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>>739587609
Not if the big man has anything to say about it, we need to get him elected.

>>739587609

People joke about the amount of Asians however it still seems like a minority in Auckland at least. Also a lot of the Asians I know are in relationships with white people so I feel majority race will not really exist and instead there will just be a weird Asian white mix.

>>739587741
Smaller parties will never get elected :(

>>739587743
I live in Auckland and personally, whenever i'm in the city i'm thinking "holy fuck i swear whites are a minority here". I don't dislike asians but I just feel like they're slowly taking over year by year.

>>739587743
It's weird because when there's a person that's white/asian mix, i feel like they're asian. Maybe it's because they have very notable features.

>>739587968

Weird man, I experience the opposite in the city. Dunno what to say.

>>739587743
Really? I feel like most asian girls only go for asian guys unless they've lived here their whole life. It's probably just me, though.

>>739588051
Whenever i'm walking down Queen St it baffles me, man. I personally think the CBD is where it's most apparent.

>>739588059

90% of my Asian friends who are chicks are with white guys, they are a mix of born here and travelled when they were younger.

I find with Asian dudes though more of them go for Asian chicks, but an increasing amount are now going for white girls.

>>739588174
half asians are hot. full asians are fucking ugly

>>739588209

Guys or girls?

Personally I find full Asian girls hotter than mixed.

And I find mixed Asian guys hotter than full.

Tomorrow is Colombian independence day. My spic friend says all the Colombians in Christchurch have booked and will take over Casa Publica in New Regent St tomorrow night. They're expecting a massive turn out

>>739588174
My best friend is a Chinese guy who has grown up here in NZ all his life so he's pretty much a New Zealander (he can't even speak Cantonese very fluently) and he's only been with asian girls but he really wants to get with white girls, maori girls, arabs, indians etc but he thinks girls don't go for asian guys.

>>739588287
i find goats attractive af.

NEW ZEALAND IS GARBAGE

>>739588335
That's mean :(

>>739588287
It depends for me as well, New Zealand-Chinese look awful, but shit like Korean-British look pretty good.

>>739588335
You're garbage. NZ is beautiful.

>>739586977
Does that mean that if you've met one cool Maori, all subsequent meetings with Maori will be muggers?

>>739588393
I know a girl who's NZ European/Japanese mixed and she's cute af.

I wanna be a cunning linguist

>>739588393

Korean girls are basically cheating though, they are hot about 90% of the time mixed or not.

>>739588490
I want to perform annilingus

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bumping thread

Levin, anyone?

>>739588518
90% of them had plastic surgery though. It's as common as owning a car is here.

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>>739588456
In west Auckland, yes.
The friendly one would have been casing you for the rest.

>>739586867
I'm from Whangarei, Northland has plenty of Maoris.

It's algood, I think more people need to try learn Te Reo.

It's a huge part of New Zealands culture and history.

>>739588486
>mfw going out with a half jap/nz girl

>>739588766
I saw the cam girl Miss Alice post that she wants to learn to speak maori fluently. Anybody know if she's part maori? I love me some Alice.

>>739588785
Lucky guy, I bet she's hot.

>>739587303
Gonna go see Stalker the Andrei Tarkovsky movie.

>>739588917
Yeah not bad.. I do get a feeling like I dont want a gf though, or maybe ill feel like ill get bored and hurt her later on. Anyone else get like this?

>>739589265
I'm pretty sure most people feel like this, especially younger people in their teens and twenties. How long have you been with her?

Fuck I'm shattered. This wines great. Gonna call it a night.

Truck boy clocking out, rest well lads. I'm letting the dog sleep on my bed.

>>739589365
We have been dating since just before Christmas. Yeah, I feel selfish for thinking it though. Shes nice, polite, has an awesome body and is intelligent but here I am thinking about getting head from some tinder slut.

>>739582810
They commit most of the crime. I suppose when you go from the hut to the flat in under 200 years you're gonna be behind a bit.

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Rare WinstoNZ?

>>739589265

Yes its normal, I wouldnt stress about it. Having one eye on the door is fine, but its too easy to let them fall for you in a way they are going to end up hurt. Youve got to keep her at arms length and pay the consequence that she will likely leave, or be prepared to leave yourself even though everything is fine and comfortable.

Just my opinion. Im no MGTOW guy, im just a bit cold towards the relationship thing

>>739589507

That's just how relationships are. However that's also the thing that makes them great, you are both choosing to be with each other over all other options. That is why cheating always breaks relationships, because it removes the one thing that makes them special.

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>>739589584
Why does nobody like him.

>>739589150
Brilliant choice, where at?

>>739589507
I think it's natural to have these thoughts but if you're really into her I feel like you'll be able to ignore these thoughts and remain faithful and stay with her. However, maybe you got into a relationship too quickly before exploring as much as you'd wished you had. Do you think you are in love with her to some extent?

>>739588616

What you want hoodrat, another dairy to rob?

>>739589507

Cheat if you want but have your bag packed and tell your gf its over asap afterwards. Otherwise youre just a cunt

>>739589720
lol, jesus dude. who pissed in your cereal this morning?

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>>739589507
Don't do it man.

>>739589827

You sound like you have some sort of experience with this. Care to share?

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>>739589678
You and me anon, we're proof that people care about him...

In the name of Kek and the Pepes and the holy memes. Amen

>>739589715
You could be right on the exploring part, but how much is enough? I feel like there will be a stage where all the nice girls are gone and all that is left are white auckland girls. Almost like if i don't keep what I have, I wont be able to find better in the future.

>>739589793
Lol I'm joking take it easy. We just waiting for cctv, bunch of people waiting to ID the guy.

You keeping out of the rain at least? Every bit of grass is now bog and my car is filthy.

>>739589690
The Civic theatre in Auckland, it's part of the international film festival.

>>739589897
If you love her man, you realize what a piece of shit you've become. And you'll always feel worried that she might find out even if you have no evidence, and when she does find out your heart just drops because you realize it's over.

>>739589639
If anything I will hurt her, which I dont want to do, i'm probably already too deep already.

>>739589715
forgot to answer in the previous post, but im not sure if my feelings are for the girl, or the idea of the girl.

>>739589775
>>739589827
Ill try not to

my mum has a friend who looks exactly like winston peters

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>>739590047
"You'll try"
Don't do it at all.

>>739590002

I'm the person you replied to, I'm not OP but I feel you man.

It'll be alright anon.

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>>739589936
fuck off and leave winnie out of your alt-right bullshit

>>739589941
Idk man, I think maybe once you've experienced many different girls and discovered what you're really into and what you want in life, you'll be more ready to settle down long term. There's also the possibility that you're finding out that a monogamous life just isn't for you. Also, there's always the chance that you wont find better, but that's just a risk that you may have to take. If you're staying with your girl because you're scared you can't find better, maybe you're with her for the wrong reasons. Idk man, but if you feel some type of way, figure out what's best for you and do it man. It's easier said than done, though.

>>739589954
Haha, i actually thought it was funny. Yeah, i'm out of the rain, man. I have my electric blanket on max heat and i've got podcasts playing on the TV so i'm good. Are you at work or something? Haha

>>739590227
Sometimes its good just to talk about it.. I will try and figure out what I truly want over the next little while. I would give you guys a photo but you know but I wouldnt want anyone to know who I am lol.

Any vola?

Man this thread got deep.

>>739590227

Shitposting is the closest thing I have to work.

Nothing else happening here in the LV city, just crime.

>>739589961
Thats tight, would love the chance to see it on the big screen,

>>739589936
Fuck off to reddit, this shit is cancer

t. Nzfirst voter and member

>>739590438
Maybe i should post more haha

>>739590438
It's New Zealand man, everyone's mental states are horrible.

>>739590378
Haha that's understandable. We all know how /b/ can be.

>>739590467
Hahaha, you made yourself sound like a CCTV camera operator or something in your previous post.

>>739590626
Why do you think New Zealand, a beautiful first world commonwealth country like this has such bad mental health problems? It makes me wonder.

How do I start experimenting with men in Auckland?

I think I might be bi but want to actually try it out.

>>739590690
I think the main cause is poverty, because 200,000 people are living in poverty in New Zealand and that amount is a huge blow because our population is only 4 million.

And we've accepted the fate that we have almost nothing to live for.

>>739590758
Family bar seems like an obvious starting point? Also, tinder and grindr maybe? I'm sure even here on /nzg/ you could find somebody willing enough.

>>739590884
Yeah, that seems plausible. I feel like there's a lot of middle and upper class people that also suffer with mental illness though.

>>739590690

Two tier high tax economy, low wages, anti white subversion. Lots of people 22 to 35 years old left nz, to be replaced by pajeet.

100k unemployed youth who know they can't compete with slave labour.

>>739590884
> Poverty

You mean black bastards that can't be fucked going to work?

>>739590690
It doesn't. Its a bullshit meme that the media and politicians can't get enough of.

Despite what newshub and tvnz say we don't have the worst teen suicide stats in the world. We aren't even in the fucking top ten.

>>739590967
Because most upper class people have immigrants and they are feeling a bit homesick due to their families still living in their native country (China and India)

>>739590980
I feel like this doesn't account much for middle-upper class though.

>>739591016

t. Jonathon colemon minister of sweeping it under the rug

>>739591016
Do you have a link for the updated stats? I'd like to take a look. I feel like millenials and young people in general are suffering with mental illness issues on a large scale in general though, not only in NZ.

>>739591052
Their kids are smoking meth and not having kids of their own.

They are wondering if pajeet will look after them in rest home.

They are wondering if they bought enough houses to retire on.

>>739591017
Do you mean most upper class people are immigrants? As a young New Zealander, what is a good way to become well off? Do I have to move to another country? Do I study?

>>739591226
Hahaha, Pajeet. I feel like meth is mostly a lower class thing, though?

>>739589678
I fucking love Winnie, even in Auckland a big chunk of the chinks I know are voting for Winnie.
My entire extended family (rural manawatu) is voting for him despite hating a decade ago. He will absolutely hold the balance of power this year,

>>739591245
Sorry, I'm a tad drunk.
What do you want to do anon?

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I had mental illness before it was cool

>>739591130

Stats are manipulated, lots put down as accidental. Like crashing car on purpose to sudoku or walking off in to the snow with no clothing.

Make no mistake nz has the worst stats, worse than japan

>>739591130
Sorry dude am on cellphone. Just google wiki WHO suicide stats 2015. That's the most recent study. NZ is 54th on the list.

54th!!!!!! Equal with France and South Africa. Really annoys me when people keeps stupidly saying we are the worst in the world, shows they're just repeating bullshit theyve heard.

Sri Lanka is number 1 btw

>>739591350
Haha, it's fine man. I can't blame you, it's Friday night. I'm not sure what I want to do in all honesty, I just know that I want to make good money.

>>739591321
No its everywhere.

You have no idea how widespread meth is in rural nz.

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>>739591447
I'm drunk this most nights

Don't become a doctor, go into law or real-estate.

>>739591447
Study a STEM subject

>>739591412
Gonna need to have a cuntload more car crashes or people walking into the snow with no clothes on to match stats of countries with actual high suicide rates.

>>739580404
i <3 this op pic.

>>739591412
Why do you think this is? I'd be surprised Japan has high suicide stats too tbh. Japan seems like a really nice country with not too many problems. I think with Japan it may be due to loneliness in young people because a large fraaction of Japanese people are old.

>>739591433
It's fine man! I know the struggle. I'll look it up now!

>>739591529
That's my point, though. Rural NZ is pretty much lower class to some extent, right?

>>739591536
Cute tomato! Lol, I don't think I would even be allowed to study to become a doctor or do law!

>>739591554
Examples?

>>739591683
you need to tell me what you are interested in man, if you do a job you don't like you are less likely to be accepted or do the tasks as well as you can.

>>739588445
NEW ZEALAND IS STILL GARBAGE

>>739588386
I AM MEAN

LIFE IS MEAN

NEW ZEALAND IS MEAN GARBAGE

>>739591752
Hmmm. I like media (music and videos). I am also very keen to travel the world so at one point i was considering becoming a flight attendant but it's not a very high paying career.

>>739591897
What level education do you have?

>>739591752
Continued from >>739591897
I used to really want to work for Vice at one point and was considering studying media and/or journalism or something like that.

>>739591967
Basically none since college, haha. However, they allow you to make up for lack of NCEA credits by doing courses in travel and tourism.

>>739591433
It's the teen suicide rates that is one of the highest in the world.

According to the World Health Organisation. Highest suicide rates per capita males and females in 2015 for western or non first world nations, countries that we can compare ourselves with.
8. Lithuania
10. South Korea
14. Belarus
15. Poland
17. Russia
20. Belarus
21. Ukraine
23. Belgium
25. Hungary
26. Japan

====

54. New Zealand

>>739592048
War journalist?

>>739592354
Not war, just weird and odd things and current events I guess.

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I wanna give oral
But there's no one in Wellington who wants it, male or female

>>739592164
Actually mate. That's not all that high either. I think we are 15th. I can find the latest UN stats and post em here tomorrow if I'm on my computer. Its a strange one though, most countries don't release figures by age. And ones that do says teens are 12-17, another says 15-21. So never easy to compare.

Not really something I wanna do on a Friday night.

>>739592547
Wellington? That doesnt help me mate. Where's an anon in Chch whose down? I wanna offload in someone's mouth, am willing to not pay attn if they're male. Am considering crossing the line. As long as they don't expect me to return the favour.

>>739592547

Haha same here but I'm in Auckland.

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>>739592463
Sorry man, can't think of any more jobs.

Time to get drunk and pass out.

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>>739591529
This.

I actually moved to the city to get away from it.
I was the only person in my community I knew of that wasnt involved with it in some shape or form.
After I found out my parents, the whitest of the white drugs-are-bad model citizens were using, I left.

So boys bit of a story time about the floods

>live in small town between timaru and oamaru
>Waimate
>Euuuck
>we live 16k out of town next to "the box"
>Hilary Botting calls us today at around 3
>"You guys need to evacuate, you're going to be under water in about 4 hours"
>we laugh it off
>"This is the fanatics response to danger!"
>We start getting drunk
>smoke a bit of doobie on the side
>dads a cool dude
>he's also an alcoholic
>it's bad
>come to 7 me and dad-o are looking around the paddocks
>anon I think we need to get out of here?
>The water starts coming over the river stop bank
>we're prepared for this
>throw everything in car
>his dog, my rabbit with funny ears (ferret)
>start driving out
>road has so much water on it and it's not just standing.. this shit is full on flowing
>look at dad
>"anon make me a cigarette"
>dad-o taught me how to roll when I was 6
>we start driving, water is deep, almost comes over the bonnet of the truck
>we share the cig
>it's gone fast
>"anon roll another, eh?"

cont?

>>739592830
Same man, my father was hooked for 20 years, got clean for 2 and went back recently.

>>739592917
Go on South Canterbury anon

>>739592917
go for it

>>739593145
>I roll another
>again we share
>we go through patches were the road is semi clear, we can drive normal
>only last 5 seconds at a time
>we went to town today, coming back we crossed a ford that we couldn't go back through, water much too high at this point
>we'd drown
>at the intersection looking towards town, or the longer route towards morven, then through to town
>fucking deep way too deep
>truck acts up a bit
>dad-o is drunk, we drive into the side of the road
>water on the bonnet
>truck unhappy
>my father was a military man for South Africa for 7 years of his life
>keeps his cool
>i've picked up the same technique
>we reverse out with much sadness to el truck-o
>go back to intersection again where the road isn't flowing
>I roll up another
Just a heads up I usually bike down to a shed at night to play video games, we don't have mains power at our caravans (or running water?) The rain started last night and I got stuck there so I've been awake all of last night
>dad-o is drunk still
>we decide to risk it
>slowly creep down morven road
>I roll yet another
>the constant cigs making my head spin
>i take it like a champ

>we get past the deepest of waters
>me and dad-o are pretty relieved
>truck lights behind us
>fuck
>vet man pulls up next to us
>"road is closed that way but I'm going anyway, not saying here, I've tried the other way, you can't get through, wanna follow me?"
>we accept in our more than drunk state
>we're both high and fucking legless
>start following the vet man
>he's going way too fast, splashing through water, we take it at a crawl
>better for el truck-o
>I roll another
>this one is fat
>get to bridge going into town
>vet man nowhere to be seen
>two freight trucks are stopped on the road
>ones rear ended he other
>fucking mess
>dad-o keeps driving
>all of a sudden stops
>"anon we've gone too far and missed the turn"
>"No dad-o, the yellow shed hasn't gone past"
>dad-o turns around, the truckers are on the road
>dad-o asks if they missed the turn
>'no m8"
>they know he's drunk
>one walks away pulls out his phone
>me and dad-o book it

>>739593558
Shit just got real

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>dad-o going way too fast
>we hit a puddle, can't see shit
>watereverywhere.png
>see the yellow shed
>"fucking told you"
>I roll another
>just as we turn into the road going straight into town see pig lights coming past, towards the truckers
>fug Xd
>me and dad-o book it into town
>i've rolled yet another
>We're absolutely fucked
>sluring
>fucking mess
>drive through town to a friends house
>we get there
>sighofrelief.wmv
>Smell the truck for the first time, we were too busy before
>ferret is super pissed off at dogg-o
>making scent
>doesn't bother me
>dad-o gets his shit and goes inside
>I follow suit not long after, ferret under my jacket
>get inside
>IT'S THE PROMISED LAND
>warm, there's rum, smoke a splif
>get on /b/ for daily NZ thread to tell story
>am here
>didn't drown
>fuck you Hilary Botting
this is me while I was in hospital
Am I fucking gay /b/ I need to know..

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nelson here

>>739594216
You're not gay. Just too much drugs confused you. Being south African probably doesn't help

>>739594394
greentext any good? It's the first I've ever done

>>739594525
Not bad man. For a 1st timer. Had to re read coz not sure what was happening at one point. Good thing is no one died. Could've done with more fap material.

Wellington here
I want a dom! ;w;

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>>739594525
you did okay mate. not great, but okay.

>>739594652
Fap material?
Are you asking fr incest stories between me and my dad-o?
>>739594699
Thanks man. Again, I'm very very tired and still a bit chonged

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>>739594216
solid trap material right there

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>>739594902
another hospital pic
I do trap from time to time, but it's become real hard in this cold weather :(

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>>739594959

>>739594959
what were you in hospital for?

you're dad must of picked up that you're a bit of a fruitcake, what does he think of it all?

>>739594745
Oh fuck no. No that would be gross. Maybe about you going behind a shed and tossing one out.

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>>739580404

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>>739595216

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>>739595147
I'm 6 foot tall and I weigh 55kg. Apparently long skinny people can get something called a spontaneous pneumathorax, basically holes in my lungs, needed surgery. A good fucking 5 hours of it.
He knows I'm gay but not about the rest. Told me when i told him "that shocks me a bit, but you're still my son and I still love you. Just promise me you're not a raging queen."
I'm actually a normal guy outside of the trapping. Excuse my big fat fucking jew nose pls.
>>739595149
I smack off a lot man. Anything more specific or do you just want some public?

>>739595482
Anon, I don't like traps. But can you do me one thing?

Don't cut your dick off to become a full transgender scum

>>739595607
Bruh I'm wayyyyyyyy past that shit. I'm not a faggot, I just happen to like other blokes. Difference between a gay dude and a faggot is similar to the difference between a black fellow and a nigger.

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>>739595707
When someone knows the difference between a black and a nigger

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>>739595770
I'm a South African. I don't like niggers, I hate Muslims and I'm not racist. I'm realist. Am I qualified now?

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>>739595770

I approve this post
>pic related it's me

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>>739595879
Want to retake Rhodesia?

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>>739595879
I'm iffy on gays but I passionately dislike faggots.
I also hate Muslims and I am not racist as well.

Welcome to New Zealand you white SA.

>>739595964
I
I'd love to.

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>>739595964
Fuck man, that's where my father was born! Feels good to hear another soul still call it Rhodesia.
>Zimbabwe
>niggers
>>739596035
Thanks bud. You've made my really shit day way better,

>>739596194
Being drunk makes me happier, and more better at doing doings.

Now time to go on a crash.

>>739595964
Salisbury Rhodesia would have been a great city.

Fuck this mugabe harare bullshit.

>>739596284
Enjoy your night.
>>739596321
Barberton is my city!
Fuck Mugabe

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>>739596194
All I need is a FN FAL and short shorts and then we can go slot some floppies together, how does that sound?

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>>739596448
I don't drink to enjoy.
I drink it because I'm bipolar.

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>>739596479
You're amazing. Still though, standard RSA issue was an R4 right? Dad-o told me lots of stories about his unit. How they operated. Interdesting stuff.
>>739596532
Fug. Sorry man. That sucks to hear.

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I can't say i've ever been a big Linkin Park fan, but I used to love this song back in the day and since Chester's death, I decided to revisit some Linkin Park songs, especially this one. All I have to say is wow, what an impressive vocalist he was. Goodnight all and RIP Chester.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPgwY11jzK8

>>739596682
What guns does dad-o have?

>>739580404
Anyone in Wellington (Karori)? After bud, can trade rits if cash isn't good enough

>>739596771
Me and dad-o sat in the truck a good amount of today while I phones charged and we listened to all the albums in el truck-o.
Rip
>>739596812
Dad-o doesn't own any guns anymore. He's a dangeruss man now so says the police file. Which in all honesty he is. Rekkies 1? Heard of them?

>>739596949
Never heard of that gun.
(do you mean the South African Army thingy)

>>739597122
Not a gun. Was my fathers unit. Bad ass guys, mostly for recon but they did the jobs all anyways.
My grandfather was a trainer to the Slouce Scouts. They were basically the parent unit to the rekkies.

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>>739597325
God gotta love me them Selous Scouts, they sure knew how to slot them floppies

>>739597325
The only military members I have in my family is both of my Great-Grandfathers, one of them was a Nazi while the other fought in the RAF

>>739597624
Yeah I only know the stories. Not really the spelling. My bad.
Gotta give it too them though. Did a fucking good job those boys did.

>>739597680
Jeez dude. You got some strong blood :P

>>739597762
>>739587397
That's how much I am black, apart from that. I'm German-English.

Right guys. I'm going to go pass out I think. Starting to feel right sick for the adrenaline dump I'm getting. Night <3

>>739597951
Night
now time to finish off the mount gay rum.