Based Reigns confirmed for next champ
I'm genuinely excited for Cesaro to get his shit pushed in. I want the match to be like just 5 minutes of Roman all offense and win via rollup. Not because it's what best but just to see how the reaction goes online.
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Dont you know how an imageboard works newshit?
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Fuck off back to the /ihatemystepdad/ stonerplank general
I am currently training with WWE to be a wrestler. We train at NXT in Orlando. A great group of men and women are down here but I have to call out one girl, Alexa Bliss. I wish to stay anonymous but this needs to be out. She is a ring rar as we call it. She sleeps with just about every person who walks in the door here and has slept with trainers, higher ups, wrestlers and whoever else she can get her hands on. I have heard nasty stories I refuse to share. She is cute and nice but is a total slore. She is not very good in the ring but isn’t bad as a manager. I hope she sees this and cleans her act up asap.
Why is Rude such a cool wrestler
I heard he used to take his gf to bars and wait for people to hit on her while he was out of sight so he could start fights and beat the dude up
> tfw master splinter is a ring rat as well as a kike rat
No that was jake the snake
Rude was infiitely more cooler though, he used to knock people out with just an open handed slap and shit
I should. But my dumb ass can never remember there's NXT and RoH on Wednesdays. I need to do what I did with LU and set a goddamn alarm on my phone.
That dog-eating needledick Hirlol gave in to a few footstamping newfags that were trying their hardest to fit in and needed a common enemy
Its cool though, we are getting our own board out of it
>That buffoon talking about "reasonable tone" and carrying a big stick on a goddamn Cambodian Stick Fighting board.
> using le edgy tomorrow theme
Shouldnt you be in the lolweedplank general?
>Implying I care about wrestling anymore
They can do whatever they want and as long as it makes someone mad I'm 100% all for it.
There's no one in the company that I care about that they haven't butchered.
Was Rude, Just googled. Apparently Paul Bearer said it in a shoot
no wonder they are jobbers. Cant wait for roppongi vice to get signed to WWE.
Aw. It's, uh, good to see you've made the transition.
Quads for truth. It'd be the simplest option I feel.
Though being able to hog ALL the GETs on /asp/ will probably get pretty funny after a while.
Also, in4BigE the World Wrestling Heavyweight Champion OF THE WORLD we deserve, who is, reminder, a better wrestler than Brock Lesnar in ever respect.
>tfw we will have relocated a home twice if we get moved to /tv/
>tfw scared the shit posters of /tv/ will ruin it
>tfw I miss being on /sp/ where we aren't a divided clusterfuck of multiple pointless threads
Tell me about Kane, why does he wear the mask?
Please make your own board then, /wwe/ has taken over.
The bump limit here is 300, the image limit is apparently 150. This being an imageboard, it'd be fucking stupid for us not to make a new thread once the image limit is hit.
*clap clap, clap-clap-clap*
*clap clap, clap-clap-clap*
Are you blind and deaf senpai? did you not hear them chant his name?
>From the Jan 15th, 1996 Wrestling Observer Newsletter:
>"It was reported a few weeks back on the Jim Shyman 900 line that Shawn Michaels inherited $2.5 million from a wrestling fan that he didn't know that just passed away. This is a true story. It happened a few months back and word just got out. Michaels had attempted to keep it quiet. At the Michaels press conference in Fresno, he was asked about this and got really mad and said "No comment" and said not to ever bring the subject up again. Michaels still wants to continue wrestling although he's probably moving into a bigger house."
God damn that nigga HBK was something else.. No wonder he was so hated by the kekolds in the locker room.
>Based Miz brings out hand sanitizer
The absolute madman
Either he is dumb or has so much spaghetti in his pockets that he can't construct a sentence. I've seen him in interviews, and he has a horrible way with words. He either says something that barely makes sense or repeats himself
nah this place is a bigger shithole, we tried to move after the mod deleted our last thread which already had 60+ replies and had been up for over an hour.
We tried moving to /tv/ twice and got bitched out by those autists and reported until our thread got deleted but even that was an improvement from being here. It almost felt like how things were last week, until our bubbles got bursted twice.
Why the fuck does nobody want us? /sp/ gets Fifa, sandwhich, and a bunch of other retarded threads and /tv/ has multiple shit posting kek threads and neither board can make room for /wwe/? We fucking keep to ourselves and don't bother anyone.
I kinda get desu, /sp/'s excuse was that we weren't a sport, for the record we reject /asp/, /tv/'s excuse was that we have our own board. If we get permission to go to /tv/ we'd probably be comfy until the day we die because no one would complain.
Why does everyone want to move to /tv/? We can just build this board up. Start more topics and make it a real wrestling board. There's next to no traffic for anything else so we could make this the wrestling board everyone says they want.
>you will never bury your face in between naomi's big black ass cheeks and take long, deep inhales of her sweaty, meaty shit hole.
Cesaro is a god in-ring, but is never going to get pushed because he can't cut a promo or move merch.
He's jobbing to Roman in the tourny, get over it smarks.
>Cesaro is a god in-ring, but is never going to get pushed because he can't cut a promo or move merch.
>Cesaro is a god in-ring
>He can't cut a promo
Sad but true
This is just a question of marketing. Make a snazzy looking CESARO SECTION shirt (while he refers to it in promos) and everybody'll be gobbling that shit up. People like identifiers (read: things that show you're part of something, in this case the cesaro ""fandom"").
>we'll gave to sit through Roman going over Dean for the strap
Hope Vince is ready for his pet project to literally get booed off the ppv.
Tomorrow for Raw.
Come on man.
>Implying middle aged housewives won't be buying that shit up to show their love for the sculpted greek god-like body of the swiss superman.
Give him more of a jason statham gimmick and he'll sell like crazy.
as opposed to ratings killer ambrose?
>Hope Vince is ready for his pet project to literally get booed off the ppv.
its in the ATL not some CZW or smark stronghold I can see them cheering the big dog.
>Roman vs Dean
>Roman wins (possibly dirty via selling out to Haitch)
>Roman vs Dean feud with Roman as heel
>Seth returns to see Roman as Haitch's new golden boy
>Seth returns to see Dean gunning for the belt
>Seth joins the fold because "he never lost the title in a match"
>Coveted Shield triple threat at WM.
>Sheamus is cashing in Maggle!
I'll agree to this only if we get to see Kurt return like in this video.
He is second only to Cena in merch sales.
Here are some quotes from a WWE facebook post asking who should win the belt at Survivor Series:
>Roman Reigns is the next WWE champion ...Believe That
>Roman Reigns or Dean Ambrose! And you can believe that
>Roman reigns is the next wwe world heavyweight champion belive that roman is the best of wwe universe
>Roman reigns should be the new wwe heavyweight champion
>I think Roman "The Bull Dog" Reigns is the next WWE World Heavyweight Champion because Roman Reigns is the best WWE In The World
>Roman Reigns is my pick for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship tournament at Survivor Series
>Hit like if u want ROMAN REIGNS to win wwe world heavyweight title
Marks and casuals love Reigns. He is five times as over as Daniel Bryan was with them.
I live in ATL and the last show I went to was full of Ambrose marks, it being him that Roman beats may not be the best choice for the crowd. There will also be a vocal minority of smarks just waiting for the chance to boo Roman's win. Not saying those two groups will drown out the rest but it should be interesting.
I'm new to wrestling, I just started watching at wrestlemania this year and it seems like the game plan of raw with Rollins as champ was to cut a 20 minute promo, does reigns becoming champ change this dynamic? Are we going to get more actual matches because he can't talk for more than 2 or 3 sentences without shitting himself?
I agree about the backstage segments, but in ring promos are so painfully simple and paper thin I don't believe they do much to further the characters or storylines, and more serve to recap current storylines and to build for ppvs. Still better than the 15 minute Brock vs taker pre filmed promos we have been getting every single episode
>you will never nibble HBK's chest hairs off, one-by-one.
Raw have opened with a 20 minute promo since the Authority formed and I don't think it's something they started. The Authority have done most of them, but Reigns, Cena, Orton, The Wyatt Family and Ambrose and others have had the pleasure of doing them as well. It's just the formula of the show.
I don't see them changing it, unfortunately.
Is /heem/ boring now your pillow princess got BTFOd?
>The state of these /sp/astics
I love all their reactions in this gif
>ADR going "dont laugh at this bullshit"
>Punk going "top fucking kek m8"
>Ref thinking "Even I cant believe this"
>Ziggler going "c'mon man"
>Foley thinking "I wish I could stick socko in Frank's mouth"
and Trips just thinking that he's the shit and a Rock/Austin type legend
I dont get why Del Rio with Zeb isn't a comedy face like when Kurt Angle was Stone Cold's "lil Deputy".
Its money all over. The writing is simple.
>Zeb invites Del Rio over to participate in his family Thanksgiving football game.
>Del Rio shows up in the next segment dressed up in full soccer gear
>"OH ALBERT! ha-HA"
>Training montages of Zeb teaching Del Rio American football
>Del Rio constantly kicking the football when it is thrown to him.
>"Catch the ball, why? Its called FOOT-ball, Zeb!"
>"OH ALBERT! ha-HA"
I didn't say that. I wouldn't mind if eventbowls or power rankings were on /sp/ I'm just not going to pitch a fit for it.
But WWE was never wanted on /sp/, /sp/artans didn't want Monday Raw threads there 5-6 years ago and in the General Era most of /sp/ didn't want a wwe general.
/asp/ is where /wwe/ belongs
IWC should like Del Rio because hes a mix of newschool work rate and 80s mentality.
He can't get completely over without decent writing and a good writing. But he can go in the ring.
He wanted to keep working that match with Sin Cara after the finger injury because thats what good ol' boys do. Also he didn't let that that punk ass producer get away with disrespecting him without slapping him in the face. I bet Vince & Michael Hayes loved that.
Roman is over. Limit his talking and I'm ready to root for him. The Wyaat HiaC match was pretty good. I'm 100% over the "lets boo Roman because they want us to like him" deal. Out side of Taker, Cena, and Brock, I don't want any older guys at Mania. No Big Show, No Kane, No Orton, No Sting, No Nostalgia. Hell, I'll pass on Sheamus too.
It should be sink or swim for guys like Ziggler and Cesaro. Give em bigger spots on the show to make em main eventers or let them go over the next 18 mos. The roster is too full
>every single poll that asked "should wwe be on /sp/" had most of the votes for /wwe/ to gtfo
>b-but we were accepted
>this strawman argument
>the minority think we belong so that means we do
Olympics /sp/ is both fun and annoying at the same time. And the gloating about gold medals and who has more is remnant to the old /sp/ Euro Vs USA threads that were always constant on the first few pages
He got a boat load of cash, a lightened schedule, and gets to be on the #1 product in the world.
Its kind of a no brainer. Do you want to be the best player on the Tampa Bay Buccanneers making mid level money or the 4th best player on the New England Patriots making top level money?
Yes. WWE is not a sport. You can greentext that all you want but that is a straight up fact no matter how much you cry about it.
In fact there is absolutely nothing about WWE that has any sort of parallel to sports other than "the wrestlers are athletic"
>how were we bad on /sp/
You gloated that the Mod was on your side and you made your threads be mostly about your wrestling waifus
>the most common word of the entirety of the wwe threads was Bliss followed by Paige
those were 2-4 autists.
Look at the /hoc/ thread its like 2-4 people talking about Publix subs very rarely is there any hockey discussion.
you chose to come to this thread. Even though you don't seem to like it. Just to start a fight. Do you really have nothing better to do than be a bitter cunt?
The "I don't care" option is just not voting. The polls weren't flawed, the majority of /sp/ did not want /wwe/
>those were 2-4 people
The fact that only a few people could make most of the generals overall life span be mostly a Bliss and Paige thread is even more reason to get you guys off of /sp/
>middle of the night
Some were made at peak traffic times and kept going for a whole week. It's just a fact that the majority didn't think you belonged on /sp/ that's all there is to it
you complained about the waifufags who shitpost (which we hate/hated)
I'm just making a counter argument that the hockey thread is mainly talking about sandwiches.
Moderation should be lax to an extent.(If your derailing a thread by shitposting that shouldn't be allowed)
We should of gotten our own board then we could talk about the over promotions that are popular (The Indie ones mainly). It would of been a good compromise.
So /hoc/ should get taken off of /sp/ since 2-4 people make the /hoc/ thread more about "memes" than actual hockey discussion.
>my life is so shitty i go to threads about things I don't like so that i can complain about rules on 4chan
You realize how pathetic you are, right?
My only gripe is the flags but other than that is it that big of a deal? I mean, now I have to go to two boards for /heem/ and /wwe/ but do you guys really mind that much?
We got quite literally a board to ourselves. Outlaw wrestling is now a thread on its own and now waifufags can have their own threads.
Give it a week or two and the /sp/ autists will stop coming to shitpost and there won't be as much shitposting since bored board users wanted a thread to shitpost in and wwe was the perfect target.
I welcome change.
>we should have gotten our own board
No you shouldn't have. You had /wooo/ but it wasn't enough, you wanted to gloat about being on 4chan and /sp/
This is essentially your board. It was created with WWE in mind. Beggars can't be choosers
Best William Regal moments?
/asp/ was made for alternative sports (which is anything that isn't Hockey, Baseball, Basketball, American Football, and Football)
So there's a huge argument that /HEEM/ belongs on here (as well as cricket and rugby threads). Hell /bet/ is more /biz/ than /sp/ related and /trb/ is more /vg/ related than /sp/.
/wooo/'s board is a shithole you can get banned for talking shit about a wrestler they like.
/bet/ /trb/ and /fifa/ I agree aren't /sp/ and personally I wouldn't miss them at all if they were taken off /sp/
But in all fairness they are more closely associated with /sp/ than /wwe/ is
>the most common word of the entirety of the wwe threads was Bliss followed by Paige
did you expect people to take this at face value? this isnt even true. paige had more entries first off and both numbers were greatly exaggerated. some of the more popular male wrestlers have higher #s
They original reasoning behind /wwe/ being on /sp/ was that the Japanese consider Pro wrestling an actual sport. (Which they do) it was allowed as a way of honoring that since 4chan is based on a Japanese board.
To Westerners like us it isn't a sport but to them it very much is like Lucha Libre. (Some Prowrestlers are very famous in Japan like The Great Muta whose comparable to Blue Demon).
>he cares about the rules on 4chan
>he gets butthurt over threads he doesn't have to click on
Holy shit, this arguing demolishing is the main /wwe/general.
Look I appreciate the enthusiasm. But by complaining about whether or not /wwe/ was messing up /sp/ or belongs on /asp/, /wwe/ on /asp/ is getting ruined.
Could we get a separate thread to contain the /asp/ vs /sp/ arguement?
I just want to talk about the WWE Championship tournament in peace. I'm kinda excited to see the new guys step up, if given a real shot.
You are completely talking out your ass.
The only reason /wwe/ managed to get on /sp/ is because before generals were a thing you would have your One thread every week on Mondays despite most people thinking you didn't deserve that, then when Generals became a thing you just moved on in and stayed under the radar while /sp/ was going through that transitional period.
Some anon a while back posted the archive with those buzzwords and Bliss had something like 12000+ hits
>WWE General will never return to it's former strength
>Hiro-sama. We, the people from /asp/ have started a poll regarding the /wwe/ situation. Our once calm board with comfy threads is completely destroyed by the amount of autism, shitposting (not the good kind), waifuism, avatarfag circlejerk that these manchildren brought with them.
> It's obvious that Wrestling is not even an alternative sport, hence the new title of the board: "/asp/ - Alternative Sports and Wrestling". Still, this doesn't helped anything to make these fags comfortable, as they only shit our board. We too believe that they didn't belong on /sp/ in the first place, nor /tv/ wants them nor either we. So, we're eager to propose the new home for them.
> A board when they are going to feel good and in their place:
> Yes, they belonged in the /trash/ and they always be.
> Hiro-sama, I hope you understand our position. And remember, the people already voted.
i come from the future
first gamethread is going to be great
someone's going to make a new one as soon as it's past bump limit
it gets deleted
100+ posts crying about it
image dump because we need to be able to post images even tho most of the time we don't
gamethread is past bump/image limit on page 2
new gamethread is made
autists start spamming threads and raiding other boards
cry myself to sleep
Who /RomanEmpire/ here?
I laid the groundrules for those /asprowrestling/ tripfags and they've fucked off our generals since.
The mod deleting new threads is our only real problem, he should just delete old generals and we'd only have one up at a time.
Everyone wins, i thought hiro was all about giving the people what they want?
Trying to get the Spear over, I get it but it's lame. If anything, they should be trying to get the superman punch over as a legit finisher. It's a way more unique and identifiable move.
In 10 years the superman punch is the move you want to see in the video packages.
> you can just call me modkuck rulemark
If we want a new thread we need to start posting more images
the show is monday and they still only have 2 matches set. are they going to be showing the semi-finals along with the final match in the bracket for the WWE WHC? fills out the card some. still pretty weak so far
>I consider WWE a parody of pro-wrestling, true wrestling is found in the likes of NJPW and Chikara
Bray just lost to Reigns at HIAC and lost to Taker at WM. If Kane and Taker go in 4 on 2, Bray should win with the excuse of "numbers game" to soften the loss. Taker will show up at Mania with the story of "does he have one last win in him".
That is different to charisma, that is mic skills.
He is clearly not 100% comfortable speaking english. He should try to take some classes I think. It is the only thing holding him back.
Brays gimmick is essentially young Undertaker. The fireflies, the crowd swaying, the singing- it has live crowd interaction that makes for incredible theatrics that the WWE loves and makes regular people say "I want to experience that"
That's not a gimmick lmao. I know you'rethe kind of guy who watches wrestling for the matches, but most of us need a little more. Ya know, like characters. Something that makes you interesting and stand out
Corporate Lana is still best Lana
Lana best girl
whew muh dick
I like it when it's wet like this desu
It's all red everything desu senpai
redder the sexier
You're looking at the best girl
I should keep it a darker red like this imo
>hating this pretty face
I guess the only way to go from here is transitioning to best girl
3 GOATwomen (and Charlie)