/wwe/ General #1641

Reigns is going to BTFO smarks and Rollins dick suckers by boosting ratings and making RAW watchable again. Believe that.

>>766171
Why did he choose Centimeter Punk as his name?

>>766171
guys please don't sink this low, are you really going to leave /sp/? come to 16/2 chan you are more than welcome on /sp/, it is your home.

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READY

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How many times has Xavier and his squad blacked Sasha? Do you guys think Mikaze likes to watch? I personally thinking he fluffs big e a bit before giving Sasha her big ending tbqhwy. I think she takes Kofi first, then she takes both Kofi and Xavier as Kofi has a lot of Stamina, then Big E walks in and reveals his flaccid cock, bigger than mikaze's. Sasha proceeds to order Mikaze to excite Big E as she is still getting rammed by Kofi and Xavier, Big E then pushes him out the way and just split roasts Sasha, Mikaze then proceeds to get on his knees as Kofi and Xavier blow a load on his face while laughing. He then gets up and starts masturbating while crying looking at his wife moaning pleasurably while fucking E. Big E makes her cum then fills her up, Mikaze is then ordered to clean her up with his tongue, he does, and then he is awarded with a handjob from Sasha while she is making out with Big E.

>>766182
i'm glad 4chan is full of untermensch now it's made all the easier to move on with any ounce of regret or longing for what was. I now have the comfort of knowing that the last year and 3 months was our saving grace and that we have built something better than this place ever was

>>766181
WILLING

>>766181
Jordans bants with breeze were hilarious on battle ground.

>people still posting in these generals

kek, party's over m8. everyone's left but you. time to give it up and let it die. im out, cya.

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>>766171
>you will never bury your face in between naomi's big black ass cheeks and take long, deep inhales of her sweaty, meaty shit hole.

So /asp/ threads only run to 300 posts? Probably be 2500 by mania

>no flags
How the fuck does anyone filter Sweden anymore

>>766195
appereantly its been bumped to 310

>>766195
Hes staying on spee.

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>>766196
>not filtering swedekek, Devitt, and the entirety of Australia

>>766195
Swedekek spams /sp/

Hey faggots, /sp/ just dropping in to laugh at you and say I told you so.
Always said this pathetic wrestling shit belonged here and you faggots all cackled claiming you would be there forever.

Well lookakchunow; HAHAHAHAHAHA AHHHHHHAHAHA.

>You cunts are such faggots. Enjoy being alternative.

Spoiler alert: it's all scripted.

>>766214
Have sex please

>>766215
Got some the other day, bitch. How bout you?

>>766217
Your mom doesn't count senpai.

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>Jason Jordan getting BTFO by Tyler Breeze
>did you amateur wrestle
>didn't need to bro
>youre wearing amateur wrestling boots
>I'll keep that in mind when I need advice from you
>they were chanting "Gable" weren't they?
>t-t-thats not the point
>they weren't chanting "Jordan"
>g-g-go put some boots on

Top kek

>>766187
MEMEBLE

>>766228
you, you are the reason we are in /asp/.

Guys why are we on /asp/? Nobody ever comes here. Lets go to /tv/ instead.

>>766227
>mr. 8 years in developmental man
>blowing anyone the fuck out
nah jordan got the better of him

>so you did amateur wrestling!
>uhm n-n-no
>so why are you wearing amateur wrestling shoes?
>b-b-because
>see people who wears them because they were decorated amateur wrestlers
>someone get tyler some wrestling boots ASAP!

>>766239

>Jordan is getting BTFO by his tag team partner every night
>Tyler main evented and stole the show
>Tyler is in Raw now

Kek, stop being a bbc rider, Jordan was BTFO and you know it

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/CorbinClub/ whats good?

>>766181
I know the main roster is death for NXT guys, but still, WHY aren't they on the main roster? Or rather, for how long will I be able to enjoy them on NXT, do you think?

Best tag team ever. Kurt Angle should come back and be their manager.

>>766256
>not a manlet
>can actually wrestle
jordan is on his way
>tyler is on raw now
>jobbing in the tournament
yea thats great took him 8 years to start jobbing on raw mean while jordan is putting on great matches and winning.

>>766297
>I know the main roster is death for NXT guys, but still, WHY aren't they on the main roster?
They've only been in NXT for 5 minutes.

There are at least 3 tag teams higher up in the pecking order than them.

>>766313
Jordans black though, hes guaranteed to never break the glass ceiling.
Still hes probably better off than tyler bieber

>>766326
Jason Jordan is the next Orlando Jordan. He literally even has the same name. He'll be pushed as The Most Athletic Superstar On The Roster for a while and maybe hold the IC or US title for a bit before fading to Main Event/Superstars/tag team obscurity.

>>766330
Every nigger is the most athletic superstar.
Isnt that dindo crews gimmick too?

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>I watch wrestling for the matches

>>766313

>le manlet

He got btfo by that manlet tbhfam, stop being so butthurt

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>>766334
Yes, and Naomi is the Most Athletic Diva too.

>>766343
not anymore. theyve been calling Charles that now

>>766341
Well what do you watch it for?

>>766344
Still everytime Naomi in the ring they praise her for being so athletic.

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So /asp/ who is your favorite wrestler of all time? Mine is this guy right here

>>766348
Not him but I watch for
>promos
>backstage segments
>entrances
>the last 1 minute of every match
That's all you need to watch really. I watch PPV matches as they are generally of much higher quality than the vanilla stuff we get on Raw.

>>766348
Characters and story lines that interest me.

>>766363
Cant really blame you, since wwe makes it that 99% of matches are filler until the last minute or 2.

>>766348
entertainment

>>766374
>entertainment
You are what is killing this business.

>>766382
>I WATCH IT FOR REAL TECHNICAL JUICY WORKRATE WRESTLING
go watch amateur wrestling or something

>>766174
>ratings went down again
Reignsfags BTFO

>>766399
Sure is easy to blame low ratings on one man.

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>these /asprowrestling/ tripfags
Listen i know it must feel great to see more than 5 guys on this board, but you attention whores arent getting any (You)s from us with your dirtsheet comment section tier names.
Fuck off back to /asprowrestling/ we're not going to acknowledge you again.

>>766404
This tbf, casuals still think seth is champion so theyre not tuning in

>>766402
I'm a /wwe/ tripfag though

>>766402
B T F O
T
F
O

>>766419
It doesnt help that fall season is always the worst for wwe.
A new champ at this time has a lot on his shoulders.

>>766402
Rekt

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>/sp/
>1 MAIN THREAD

>/asp.
>50 Threads with no coordination

T-thanks Hiro

>>766402

GLOVES ARE OFF
NIGGERS ARE GETTING DESTROYED

/WWE/ AINT NOBODIES BITCH

>>766437
Cenas back in December, right?
I want him to finally win the IC championship tbqh

>>766455
I just want him to win it so that he has accomplished everything one can accomplish in a wwe career.
Dont want him to feud with owens again so soon though.

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>Survivor Series in about a week

>>766468
Neither are turning heel, theyre going to memext it up and hug after their match

>>766483

She's right, you know.

>>766485
>She's right, you know.
>asp

>>766487
Sheamus with barret to help make it an even 2 on 2.

>>766491

I don't have time or patience to differentiate. Just kill them all and take their oil and the world would be better off.

>>766511
>Eh their food is top notch

Worst defense ever. Sure they kill tons of people, but gyros are tasty. Great. I have google. I can steal their recipes.

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The Bellas are still stuck in Paris.

Hope they'll die

>>766530
Is Cena with them?

>>766534
no

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>>766530

>>766537
Damn.

What about D-Bry?

>>766530
Why would they die?

>>766171

>>>/heem/

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What 4 letter word describes HHH in this gif?

NO GENERALS PLEASE

Record (RECORD) low ratings
/wwe/netty

>>766577
Goat

Stop posting in a general you autistic fucks.

>>766608

I'll post wherever the fuck i want and then rub my dick on it. Do something about it, bitch.

>>766614
>Implying it isnt one autistic faggot.

AHABAHAHAH I HAVEN'T BEEN ONLINE SINCE WEDNESDAY!! HAHA /WWE/ BTFO HAHAH!

>>766620
>34 ips in 5 hours

Yeah have fun with that

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HEY BOYS!

Just wanted to pop in and check up on you. I made you some cookies!

Are you getting along in your new playhouse? Let mommy know if you need anything. You be good and stay out of your big brother's room, ok? He doesnt want you in there anymore.

>>766636
>>766635
>>766630

WWE LOSERS BTFO

>>766608

What if I say no

>>766650
You do realize you're posting in this thread too, right?

>>766662

All the posts he quoted are him talking to himself.

[tumbleweed]

>>766711
Just fucked last night thats why im not posting.
Same for the rest of us /wwe/ bros.

What is Cesaro's gimmick?

>I want pro wrestling, not sports entertainment
Is this the most fedora sentence of all time?

>>766721
>muh 4 ropes

>>766721
le wee woo man

>>766721

Ye olde circus strongman

>>766723
>SEE DAMNIT! HE CAN'T EVEN COUNT! PUT HIM BACK ON SUPERSTARS!

>>766727
tbf, nigga knows like 16 languages but can't speak the most important one for his job right.

Who /actuallyenjoyingtheboardmove/ here?

>>766734
Here but I'm looking forward to after survivor series once we sort the new dynamics of having a general and satellite threads.

>>766734
>>766741
We need some mods to set some order.
I would gladly be one if I knew Hiro's 4chan e-mail.

I don't care where the general is, just give us the flags and 500 post limit

>>766746
i fully agree with this

>>766746
This board isn't big enough for a 500 post limit desu

>>766577
Ćuck

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>>766754
So we are sports then.

>>766754
>sporting event
Thanks for admiting it m8

>>766752
There are easily enough /wwe/ folk to hit that limit, one of the deterrents for some of those users to come back however is the lack of similarities of the old /wwe/ general

>>766757
Can you explain how?

His wife dancing with men who happen to be black doesn't mean they are fucking in front of him

>>766760
>>766758
It's a theatric sporting event. It'd be like if some college wanted to re-enact the last game of Rudy or something.

>>766754
Invalid. These dudes don't practice pro wrestling. They just watch it and out meme each other.

>>766765
>sporting event

K

>>766761
Everyone will be back for raw and SvS.

>>766219
Neither does his hand.

>>766766

>This vanilla midget thinks he's hot shit because he can skate

>>766766
>This salty stoner coming in our thread
I thought your kind was laid back and relaxed?

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I want to go back to /sp/
Fuck this /asp/ies and fuck The silly gook of bad decisions Hiro

>>766171
>I am currently training with WWE to be a wrestler. We train at NXT in Orlando. A great group of men and women are down here, but I have to call out one girl, Alexa Bliss. I wish to stay anonymous but this needs to be out. She is a ring rat as we call it. She sleeps with just about every person who walks in the door here and has slept with trainers, higher ups, wrestlers and whoever else she can get her hands on. I have heard nasty stories I refuse to share. She is cute and nice but is a total slore. She is not very good in the ring but isn't bad as a manager. I hope she sees this and cleans her act up asap.

Bliss B T F O

>>766360
i'm glad he found fame as one half of the most famous tag team in the world at the moment, the young bucks

>>766810
BlissKek BTFO

>>766810

Sounds like some beta orbiter who got turned down.

>>766827
probably leddit.
At least blissfag has a chance, he literally just has to go to the performance center.

>>766810
BLISSPIC BTFO
> moved to asp
> bliss confirmed for a non pure sloot
> all in the space of 3 days

>>766810
Probably anti-blissfag, that's where he's went to

>>766827
omgfacts.com

>>766827
ebinfanfiction.com

>>766844
>thinks "omgfacts" is a meme just because he spammed it in a single thread

>>766810
>>766827
http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/news/alexa-bliss-shoots-down-online-rumors-that-were-posted-by-fellow-wwe-developmental-talent

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>>766870
Bliss seems like the type to fuck her way to the top. Looks like a whore but then again this is anonymous tabloid BS

>some random nigga calling bliss a ring rat
kek

>>766890

I bet it was Amanda.

>>766894
Based Amanda putting ring rats on blast

Is Mada signed to developmental?

>>766849
Why are you tripping? Who even are you

>>766902
He was on Breaking Ground so I think so.

>>766909
>>>/sp/

>>766903
Refer to >>766402

What's your go-to response to "You do know it's fake, right?", /wwe/?

>>766399

>ratings went down again on the third hour

LOOK AT WHAT WAS IN THE MAIN EVENT

NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT WYATT ANYMORE, RELEASE THIS FAT FUCK ALREADY

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>>766927
You do know this is Jake, right?

>>766927
I put him in a camel clutch break his back fuck his ass then make him humbel

I'm so fucking sick of seeing Bray Wyatt, he is literally my most hated wrestler now, and not just because he's a heel.

It's already bad enough that he's a fucking loser jobber who loses 90% of his matches, but he's a fucking loser jobber WHO STILL GETS CHEERED ON. Fuck today's audience.

>>766919
But he's one of us, he knows about omgfacts

>>766927
You know movies are fake, right?

>>766941
>His body type is just like me!

>Lets Go Wyatt!!

Same shit happens with Kevin Owens. Its quite pathetic

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>Billy Gunn released from WWE after testing positive for PEDs

http://wrestlingnewspost.com/billy-gunn-released-from-wwe-after-testing-positive-for-peds/

>>766941
Bray Wyatt is the best talker in WWE. He could've been a legit threat if they didn't have him job every feud.

>>766949

At least Kevin Owens isn't a total jobber yet, sure he's still a jobber but at least he's a jobber with a midcard title.

BRAY WYATT HASN'T EVEN WON A SINGLE BELT

>>766954
Good
Now we just need to get rid of road dogg and gaytch

>>766957
>Bray Wyatt is the best talker in WWE

Sorry but, when you're losing that much, that KILLS your talking ability.

Wyatt feels so out of place when he's in the same ring as Taker/Kane.

>>766963
>Sorry but, when you're losing that much, that KILLS your talking ability.
No it doesn't you fucking mark. It kills his credibility though.

>>766782
>>766771
Salty at

I train in my homoman hugging sports; You all can barely stand watching your own, which is all you do with it, and then end the night by arguing which one of your gay pornstars is less or more gay than the other

>>766965

Whenever Bray Wyatt talks now, all I hear is "Oooh I'm scary! I'm so scary that I lose every match, that's why I'm scary".

Anonymous ## Mod 2015-11-14 22:26:31 Post No.766973
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Anonymous ## Mod 2015-11-14 22:26:31 Post No.766973 [Report]

/asp/ doesn't have that many threads created in the course of a day, so there's no need to create a new thread every time you hit 300 posts.

For instance, /asp/ has only had about 60 threads created in the last 24 hours. At that rate /wwe/ general isn't going to get pushed off for many hours after hitting the bump limit. The previous /wwe/ general is on page 2 for instance.

Instead of making a new thread right away, can you guys wait until a thread has hit the image limit, or else reaches page 8-9 before making a new thread? That'll prevent the catalog from being clogged with a dozen abandoned /wwe/ general threads.

>>766968
Thats your problem
Paul Heyman has zero credibility as a wrestler but that doesnt take away from his talking ability in any way

>>766973
ban wrestling generals and leave them for everything else pls

>>766973
Fuck you and Fuck Hiroyuki for ruining our 1600 thread long generals.

>>766974

Yeah because Heyman's a manager, he's not suppose to fight.

Wyatt's character on the other hand NEEDS wins to actually be "scary", or no one will take him seriously no matter what tripe he speaks, which is the case with me now.

>>766973
Put the bump limit up to 500 and give us flags please oh based mod

>>766973
You never listened to us, why should we listen to you?
Eat a dick faggot, do something for us and we'll do something back.

>>766973
The autists here are still used to /sp/ culture and throw a fit whenever they hit a bump limit.

The only way they'll listen is if you keep deleting their threads

>2 whole pages of /asp/ were deleted
Lel

>>766982

Not only that, who's Heyman managering? Brock Lesner, who has a great deal of wins under his belt, including Taker's streak.

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>>766973
Good job retard for fusing two completely different cultures together. Now people who want to discuss Martial arts,Motocross and other shit sports are thrown out by the million fucking people.
Fuck you for listening to NON WRESTLING FANS and retarded football fans on what to do with fucking wrestling and giving two shit about what wrestling fans wanted or did not want (Move to fucking /asp/)
You're a newfag who does it for free and probably doesn't remember what happened the other times you tried to force us to fucking /asp/

>>766982
>>766990
>>766974
Heyman also actually knows how to write and cut a promo to put someone over though. Bray doesn't. Bray's promos are just gibberish. He's not even saying anything half the time. When Paul speaks, you hang on every word.

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>>766998

>>766973
Give us our own board or fuck off.

>>766973
The culture of asp is changing. It's not just 12 people jumping around in alleys shooting plastic at one another. Deal with it.

Or give us our own fucking board like you should have in the first place to avoid this mess.

>>767002
>Replying to /asp/ie tripfags
>>766973
Raise the bump limit, give flags or give our own board.

>>767008
I can't believe Hiro didn't even raise the bump limit. What an idiot. He just moved us here without any fucking warning with some trail of tears shit

>>766973
What is the image limit for this shithole ghost board then?
Also how much monetary compensation do you receive for your troubles you limpdicked fraggle?
My guess is it is the same amount of sexual partners you will have before your arteries finally clog and you keel over and die at 36

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>>766973
Ay Yo Fuck Da Polease

>>767002
Shut the fuck up fatty.

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>>766973
Fuck you. Bet this hotpocket eater isn't even paying any attention to the replies

>>766973
Up the bump limit to 1000 then

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>>767021
That faggot Better not expect change then.
>mfw hes a land surfer

>>766973
OK. Make more threads. Got it.

Chinese gook needs to be fired. He's haitch tier

>>766973
Nah, fuck you 2bh

Sacrificing the poor /asp/ies to us just to appease some angry newfriend teenagers at spee who were stamping their feet and shouting just to try and fit in was cold as fuck and very poorly thought out, i thought gooks are meant to be clever?
These poor og alpha spee posters have been royally fucked over and im kinda sad for them, mook should be ashamed

Moving to /asp/ has killed these generals. They're entirely shitposting now. Great going, HiroLAD.

>>767037
Implying thats a bad thing
We have always been the wrestling orientated /banter/ general, now we /banter/ board

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YOU MOVE US FROM OUR HOME AND THEN HAVE THE NERVE TO TELL US HOW TO LIVE IN OUR NEW ONE?
FUCK YOU THIS IS WHY WE BOMBED HIROSHIMA
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This is gay af

4chan is finished EVERYONE GO TO CRIPPLE CHAN

>>767045
Fuck off faggot

>>767042
There's banter and then there's utter shitposting. We were able to at least briefly discuss the product before. Now it's nothing but speetards trolling.

So we are making raw is sp thread on Monday on /sp/ correct

>>767050
We had discussion ťbh, its the weekend though, when raw rolls around we will have plenty to discuss.

>>767051
Yes

>>767051
We have to according to hotpockets over here, we cant have too many threads here.

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all of you guys are fucking niggers watching such a shitty children's show..

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>193 posters
>65 unique IPs

>>767085
Thats an average of 3 posts per ip, average if not better than most generals

Do you not understand how conversations work anon?

>>767087

>responding to someone who is clearly just trying to get (You)'s
step your game up nigger

>>767092
I just want to hit bump limit so we can push another outlaw unicycling thread down to oblivion 2bh

Who /heem/ and /ufc/ here?

>>766973

Should have thought about this before you decided to uproot a thread from one board and dump it to another you morons.

Also give flags and sound webms.

>>766973
500 post limit and add flags and we're set you dumb cunt.

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We stroll into /asp/ – the biggest piece of crap I’ve ever seen. For the last two years, nobody has posted on on this damn board Debut night, I roll in. You got the /tna/. You got the Boxing. You got the meme underground fans. You got ufc fans, you got the surfers, you got the karate experts, you got skate-longboa... – whatever the hell that piece of wood is! You got a bunch of damn MISFITS, running around thinking that they can actually shitpost. All I’ve seen in /asp/ is a bunch of outlaw crap and that’s exactly what I’ll call it ‘cos that’s exactly what it is. /wwe/ is here to shitpost. It’s what we do best. It’s what we do better than anyone in the world.

There’s no Hiros here. There’s no Flairfag here. There’s not a flag next to your posts and there damn sure isn’t any bigger post limits here. There’s no-one that can hold back /wwe/ now.

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>peak time
>1 (one) post every 10 minutes

>>766171
>1,641 WWE threads
Have you guys maybe thought about using a WWE specific site? How hard would it be for somebody to start WWEchan.org?

>>767136
Beautiful

i'd suck AJ Lee's asshole

>>767138
that's actually not a lot considering wwe is a literal year-round thing

>>767136

i dont have this promo memorized but i still read it in his voice

>>767143

So you can suck out Punk's jizz out of it? Be that's what ya REALLY want.

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>WWE gen moves to /asp/
>entire community collapses
>same day as my former coworker friends in France probably got brutally murdered

Thank you Hiro sama you are truly a credit to website

>>767168

So Deanarino's winning the strap right lads?

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>>766973

HAHAHAHA

We always said mandrama is cancer and that's why we wanted it banned from /sp/. Now that we finally found a way, everybody else can see for themselves that we were always right, and nobody wants these autistic manchildren shitting up their boards with their gay ass soap opera.

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>>767175

>HAHAHAHA

Who /doesn'tcarewhichboardwe'reonbecausethisshitisfuckinghilarious/ here

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>>767136
Kek

>>767183

Me 2bh

Guys we should make the next 4 generals just to have them ready to go when we need them.

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>1 (ONE) POST
>EVERY 10 MINUTES
>PEAK TIME

AUTISM: THE THREAD

I tried watching MMA but it got so fucking boring and fast. It's literally WWE if there were no promos, hype or any reason for them to fight each other.

>>766927
There's a good one on the front page of squaredcircle I saw today

>/asp/ 4chan cup team becomes mostly wrestlers

If that team were to beat /sp/ the butthurt would be glorious

>>767220

well why don't you just tell those of us who aren't faggots who visit reddit what it is.

>>767227
So while at this little get together, me and my dad are talking about wrestling our disappointment with WWE, me telling him about some guy's in Japan he should look for etc, when some guy we don't know comes to us and says in that smug voice 'You guys know all that is fake right?' So my dad instead of saying the usual stuff like injuries are real, the storylines are faked but you need training etc, he simply said. "Of course I know it's fake, what are you a idiot? Do I look a fucking five year old to you? Next thing your gonna ask me if I think Santa's real. Hey Jeff this guy just asked me if I knew wrestling was fake." To which his buddy yelled back from across the room so damn near everyone could hear "What a dumbass, what kind of idiot ask that question?" Anyone else have any good ones that just made the other person look bad?

Reddit/10 t b h la familia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Au0Qgl9m8bw

>these guys are 5 time TNA tag team champs already

There's literally nothing to like about Bret Hart

I could've probably made another thread for this so we could have a political discussion but what cringey shit do you think Vince is going to pull out for the Paris attack on RAW? Will he get Maryse to sing the French anthem or something?

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Will Curtis Axel ever make a comeback?

>>767251
Maryse left WWE like 4 years ago m9

>>767251
I'd really prefer we don't have time wasted on it. I got sick of muh paris within 5 minutes of it being reported.

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>>767251
>video package
>Stephanie McMahon by the Eiffel Tower
>Stephanie eating escargot
>cuts to her smiling face with a black ribbon pin
>WWE would like to let everyone know that our hearts go out to the victims of the November 13th attack
>for just 15.99 you can buy a black ribbon pin that will directly support the relief fund for the victims families
>philanthropy is the future of marketing

>>767251
Not much beyond commentary mentioning it and maybe a montage

>>767265
I can just hear Cole now.
>HASHTAG, PRAY FOR PARIS!
>btw buy 2k16

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>>767253
Probably not

he was really lucky to main event Raw those few times as Curtis Axel

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>>767268
>You could hear the bombs from the France/Germany game, I just thought Schweinsteiger had scored again!

>>767272
I love when JBL mentions football.

i want to fuck lilian garcia in the foot!

>>767279
Isn't she a dyke?

>>767253

in order to make a comeback you would have to be relevant first. also it probably didn't help that Hogan got in trouble for calling niggers niggers.

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Who's the first person to come to mind when you see this logo?

>>767285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQWVf2v_WE8

>>767285

Adam Rose

>>767285
Fandango

>>767282
According to JR, no.

>>767285
Zack Ryder.

I haven't watched superstars in years and only last week found out it was still a thing. How many damn shows do WWE have atm?

>>767279
>I am HARD

>>767285
Curtis Axel

>>767285
Curt Dawkins

>>767295
Main roster shows:
Raw
Smackdown
Superstars
Main Event

then again, Superstars only airs internationally, iirc

and if you want to push it, you can count WWE Experience, Afterburn and Bottom Line (recap shows)

>>766399
>>766928

Jesus Christ you people are idiots. Ratings have not been on a decade-plus decline because of one wrestler, let alone any one wrestler that's been with the company less than 5 years. IF you wanted to blame just one wrestler, it would have to be Cena, but even all of his shortcomings are more symptoms of the underlying problem than the problem itself.

The problem is partly that there's more shit on TV to eat up the 100 share. Naturally, in this case, everyone's slice of the pie is going to get smaller.

But the problem is largely that Vince is an archaic, deluded, narcissistic, senile old fuck and his idiot daughter is completely fucking useless within the context of running a wrestling company. These things combined have resulted in a diminished focus on wrestling (which, regardless of what contrarian idiots will fedora-post about on this board, is why people watch wrestling in the first place), increases in time wasting bullshit like charity whoring, objectively stupid shit like three man commentary teams, constant kayfabe in the middle of live broadcasts, a complete lack of continuity or logical sense in storylines, and all sorts of other problems.

Combine this with a consumer base that is a LOT "smarter" because of the internet, thereby increasing their discernment with regards to wrestling, thereby increasing their annoyance with shit like the Bellas being besties against because lol, Cena being forced down our throats as a 100% Babyface when he's a backbiting goon, complete mismanagement of talent (Seth being heel, Ryback being face, Dean being face, Cesaro not being a champ on some level, Rusev being buried because lol, etc), and of course ratings are going to fall like a brick.

tl;dr It's all the McMahon's fault. They're goddamn idiots.

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ryback wwe champion
ryback ic champion
ryback us champion
ryback tag team champion
kevin obese owens diva champion

>>767337

*constant kayfabe breaking in the middle of live broadcasts

Enjoying this shithole? miss /sp/?

Good, degenerates like you need to suffer.

>>767337
It likely won't get any better when Triple H takes over. I miss Shane desu. I think he'd turn things around.

Fuck, we /asp/ now? can we segregate /woo/?

>>767349
You got what you want and we're fine with it.
With the anger?

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>>767353
LOL SORRY NEED TO GO TO /SP/ NOW, SEE YOU AROUND.


OH WAIT


ROFLMAO desu

>>767355
*why

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Who's winning tonight fellow gay softporn fans?

>>767337
>a consumer base that is a LOT "smarter" because of the internet
it's not smarter. it's just louder. back in '96 if i didn't like a match, no one outside of my circle of friends would ever know. but now every idiot with something to bitch about has a free, easy avenue directly to the company. and if the powers that be actually listen to these idiots, they just end up building a product for idiots. case in point, ziggler constantly working near the top of the card. if it wasn't for his small group of internet cheerleaders, that spot would belong to someone who actually deserves it.

>>767285
Heath Slater

>>767285
the undertaker

back in the day he used to come out on the B shows with the lights dimmed, organ music playing, paul bearer working the camera and holding the urn.... and then he'd face off against some scrawny random dude with no music and cheap ass wrestling gear and just rip him apart

even as a young child i was like "why the fuck am i even watching this" and quit watching until the nWo started to take off

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>>767361
>back in '96

face it grandpa, my generation is smarter than yours

>>767136

We need to revolt. /wwe/mania running wild on every board.

>>767370
if you aren't dumber then why is your generation's wrestling, news, etc. programming treating you like you are?

scared someone might show blood on your TV?

>>767285
Fandango

>>767285
Bo dallas

This isn't gonna work. This place is dead.

>>767426

Where has everyone gone?

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>aussiebro is alive
Based

>>767426
>>767427
There's discussion in the satellite threads. And it's more focused where you can find it.

Or just make a thread for shit posting about a topic

>>767427
UFC senpai.

>>>/sp/63555093

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>>767430
>>767434
So much for that

>>767426
It's a saturday bruh

Dead thread dead alternative sport

>>767426
if you make a new general it'll stay on the frontpage for like an hour, maybe give that a shot

Who is the 2pac of pro wrestling?

>>767471
Nice to see you again, fucking machine bro.

>>767473
Right to Censor

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>>767476
>why did you follow us

brutal
absolutely brutal

>>766998
>Bray's promos are just gibberish
no your just dumb as fuck.

4,75 stars

*Hiroshi Tanahashi vs Kazuchika Okada – Wrestle Kingdom 9 (NJPW)

*Seth Rollins vs John Cena vs Brock Lesnar – Royal Rumble (WWE)

*Kota Ibushi vs AJ Styles – Invasion Attack (NJPW)

*AJ Styles & Young Bucks vs Kazuchika Okada & Roppongi Vice – ROH/NJPW Global Wars Day 2 (ROH Wrestling)

*KUSHIDA vs Kyle O’Reilly – Best Of Super Juniors Day 13 (Final) (NJPW)

*Kazuchika Okada vs AJ Styles – Dominion in Osaka-jo Hall (NJPW)

*Hiroshi Tanahashi vs Kota Ibushi – G1 Climax Day 1 (NJPW)

*AJ Styles vs Hiroshi Tanahashi – G1 Climax Day 17 (NJPW)

*Kazuchika Okada vs Shinsuke Nakamura – G1 Climax Day 18 (NJPW)

*Atlantis vs La Sombra – CMLL 82nd Anniversary Show (CMLL)

*Tomoaki Honma vs Tomohiro Ishii – Power Struggle (NJPW)

5 stars

*Kota Ibushi vs Shinsuke Nakamura – Wrestle Kingdom 9 (NJPW)

*Tomohiro Ishii vs Tomoaki Honma (NJPW)

*Shinsuke Nakamura vs Hiroshi Tanahashi – G1 Climax Day 19 (Final) (NJPW)

At least you tried, WWE

>>767492
>Bray internet defense force
Lose weight

My mind is blown that there is an actual rule for wrestling threads to be on here now.

>>767496
You take away half a star for anything that happens in Japan, it's well known Meltzer is biased.

>>767499
Biased towards what? Good wrestling?

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>>767471
>>767477
Good shit,senpai
>>767496
>Nakamura vs Ibushi got five stars
Fuck man, That match is amazing.
Reminder that a card with a lot of NJPW and retirement for Tenryu in on tonight at 1AM EST which is quite early for puroresu
Singles Match: Genichiro Tenryu vs. Kazuchika Okada

Tag Team Match: Kazunari Murakami & Minoru Suzuki vs. Yoshiaki Fujiwara & Yoshihiro Takayama

Tag Team Match: Daisuke Sekimoto & Kazuyuki Fujita vs. Suwama & Yuji Okabayashi

Tag Team Match: Akitoshi Saito & Ryuichi Kawakami vs. Riki Choshu & Tomohiro Ishii

Six Man Tag Team Match: Hikaru Sato, Katsuhiko Nakajima & Kazuki Hashimoto vs. Koki Kitahara, Kotaro Nasu & Ryuji Hijikata

Tag Team Match: Kikutaro & The Winger vs. Ricky Fuji & Sanshiro Takagi

Tag Team Match: Jumonji Sisters (DASH Chisako & Sendai Sachiko) vs. Cassandra Miyagi & Meiko Satomura

Tag Team Match: Kenichiro Arai & NOSAWA Rongai vs. Kendo Kashin & Yoshinari Ogawa

Tag Team Match: Arashi & Shiro Koshinaka vs. Taiyo Kea & Yuto Aijima

Six Man Tag Team Match: Buki, Great Kabuki & KAI vs. Great Kojika, Jun Kasai & Toru Sugiura

Ten Man Tag Team Match: Dragon JOKER, Gurukun Mask, Jushin Thunder Liger, Ryota Chikuzen & Shigeno Shima vs. FUJITA, Kuuga, Onryo, TARU & Yasu Kubota

>>766171
MANDRAMA GENERAL

>>766297
Vince loves men with Amateur Wrestling gimmicks, they are definitely both getting a good tag team push & at least decent singles push .

>>767503
>tenryu vs okada

Wtf

>>766973
Fuck off, we are not changing our culture because of board changes. Just delete the abandon ones and do your job faggot.

>>767497
>>>/reddit/

>>767285

Adam Rose

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>>766402
the only people who care, are you jackoffs that bring attention to it in the first place.

>>767361
why did you follow us here? >>>/hoc/

Make a new thread

>>767520
i didn't follow anybody

i just came to the proper board to talk about wrestling, as usual

>>767503
>Jushin Thunder Liger
whan was this guy's last non tag match?

>>767525
>7 posts early

are we going to listen to the mod, or continue as normal?

>>767028
i'm just doing what's best for business senpai

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>>767089

I like this idea

>>767530

>listening to someone who gets paid $0.00 an hour

>>767503
Literally who are any of these guys?

>>767503
>>767496
>>760577
it's feels great to know that you fags won't be posting in this thread tonight

>>767496

Rollins Vs Cena Vs Brock was match of the year and is 5 stars.

>>767541
jushin "thunder" liger was in the WCW for a bit

although i kind of feel like the original died awhile ago and they just found some other jap to stick in the suit, like sin cara

>>767547

That was a very good match, I liked it more than the ladder match desu

>>767543
Don't think nobody is, judging by the rate of posts we're getting in /asp/
>>767547
That was a good match. Liger can still go at 50
Also, New thread when? :)

>>767556
>>767559
>>767559
>>767559

>>766973
fuck you nigger

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>>767561
Sticky and locked. Fuck you mod and fuck your canned response.
>>767577
This

>>767577
>>767578
Are you seriously so autistic that you're going to spend one hour dumping images on 4chan so that you can get another circlejerk thread earlier?

>>767561

THE MOD HAS THE KIMURA LOCK LOCKED IN

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>>767577
Got any good webms?
Just realized. The mod said reaches page 8 or 9 AND Image limit.
Is Hiro braindead?

good to know that mods are locking threads that continue a general instead of deleting the porn in the thread they want people to use.
fucking retards.

Just make more threads

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>>767588
This shit is so slapdash.
I don't mind moving to our own board but integrating us with /asp/ is just stupid, They didn't even increase bump limit or give us flags
They kicked our shit in, Said "move here and don't post new threads at bump limit" then gave us fuck all

HE DOES IT FOR FREE

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post your wrestlefu

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>Ronda just got BTFO by Holm
>Ronda will leave for the WWE now
>Tfw no more Ronda shilling everywhere

RONDA GOT BTFO

>wait until page 8-9
That is dumb as fuck.
This shit wouldn't be needed if /wwe/ general was just moved to /tv/.

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>>767608
>>767612
So she lost the belt? does UFC do rematch clauses?

>>767627
just make 120 new threads and /wwe/ 1641 will be on page 8 in no time

KEK
E
K

>>767638
Isn't the image limit 150? You got about 100 images left. With a post timer of 1 minue you'll need a fucking hour to do it.

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>>767629
No rematch clauses unless Dana likes you enough.
Rousey will probably get a title shot rematch because she's the golden girl unless she doesn't suck Dana's cock enough or goes to WWE

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>>767642
Dat math

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>>767642
>posts no picture
>complains about the time it will take
stop being a bitch ass nigga

>>767629

She'll get her rematch but man that was satisfying.

inb4 the mod deletes the useless image posts and claims it's shitposting so we're stuck here for the rest of the day

>>767650
>redditfrogposter calling anyone names

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>>767659

>Images: 71
>Page: 2
The mod clearly thought this through

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who /balorclubmember/ here?

Where were you when Ronda Rousey killed the Divas revolution?

What two heels in WWE today would make the best heel vs heel feud?

>>767677
Works better if we get actual discussion and post images with our posts rather than just spamming images

>>767691
konnor vs viktor

>/asp/ doesn't have that many threads created in the course of a day, so there's no need to create a new thread every time you hit 300 posts.

>Instead of making a new thread right away, wait until a thread has hit the image limit and reaches closer to page 8-9 before making a new thread.

Why weren't people doing this in the first place? I hated on /sp/ how some idiot would start a new thread before the old one was even at the bump limit.

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>>766973
Are you serious? Consider Drinking Bleach

Guys, I think we can make a new general now.
I mean, no mod would be retarded enough to care, r-right?

>>767837
I call it, just gimmie a min

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>you will never be this cool

Why even bother going on?

>>767858
>>767858
>>767858
>>767858
NEW THREAD

>>767864
>>>/reddit/

>>767876
no i'm on my board my keked friend