/wwe/ General #1642

BOLIEVE

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third for Billy Gunn.

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>asian shawn michaels

Based OP

Shouldn't have sent us here if these twats can't handle the threads. And Where is my fucking flag?

>a five minute speech before a brainbuster

Fucken hell why?

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Based Tenryu Joshi

>>767883
That was pretty funny,kek.
Loved how he kneed him in the middle of the speech and acted like he was going to do the brainbuster but just went back to the speech

>>767871
>>767886
>>767888
>>760577
out

Is the Unexpected Cena meme /wwe/ approved or has it become too normie?

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Now that she will become irrelevant in the UFC, is Stephanie going to try to recruit her into the WWE?

>>767935
Wouldn't be surprised if Vince is already calling her. If she gets BTFO in the rematch, her WWE debut is inevitable.

>>767935
she already said she was WWE bound once her UFC contract was up and once she finished whatever movie she was going to do.

>Ronda Rousey signs with TNA
What would this do to pro wrestling?

>>767943
Nothing.
>you now remember both Rampage Jackson and Tito Ortiz were in TNA

>>767935
>Rhonda is the reason Diva's ME WM

How would that make you feel?

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>>767939
>she gets put into NXT instead

>>767935
>female Bork Laser

>Ronda Rousey signs with NJPW
What would this do to pro wrestling?

>>767948
>based nikki mainevent WM like BMJ
feels good man
>nature girl mainevent WM
fuck this company

>>767863
> announcing a report
Enjoy your ban newfriend

>>767961
Eh it doesn't matter. Like >>767955 said. If Brock Lesnar can make a match fun with anyone, then Rhonda can do the same. Although, I really would mark seeing her beat the fuck out of Eva

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With Rollins injured this is my time to strike!

>>767976
How can that guy have so much hair but still stink of balding

Anyone see UUDD with Eden?

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>>767858
> shoot excited

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>>767858

in4bliss

in4accompanyingeverypostwithapicturetohitimagelimit

in4fuckdapolice

>>767969

>If Brock Lesnar can make a match fun with anyone

Yeah, that match against Taker and Mania was a real barn burner. Lesnar is able to have sheer athleticism carry him to at least good matches provided his sloppiness doesn't kill his opponent two minutes into the fucking match.

>then Rhonda can do the same.

If they bother to actually TRAIN HER THOROUGHLY like they did with Brock back in the day, and not just shove her into the spotlight when she's green as fuck like they did with Roman. And not shove her into the spotlight before she knows how to take a back bump like they seem to have done with Brawn Stronkman

>>767999
Based Blissfriend

>>767992
Ive seen Eden's UUDDers
More dissappointing than Dragon Age 2 and FFxiii combined 2bh

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>>767999

Trips for pic dump?

Feuds you want to see but won't happen.

>Brock vs Wyatts
>New Day vs Wyatts
>Shield triple threat
>Sting vs Taker

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Is Russo working for UFC now?

>>767999
>I am currently training with WWE to be a wrestler. We train at NXT in Orlando. A great group of men and women are down here but I have to call out one girl, Alexa Bliss. I wish to stay anonymous but this needs to be out. She is a ring rar as we call it. She sleeps with just about every person who walks in the door here and has slept with trainers, higher ups, wrestlers and whoever else she can get her hands on. I have heard nasty stories I refuse to share. She is cute and nice but is a total slore. She is not very good in the ring but isn't bad as a manager. I hope she sees this and cleans her act up asap.

>>768021
>no nip slip
>no run in from Kat or another UFC fighter
>didnt throw down the belt at rhonda and take another one out
nope not russo.

>>768017
>Ambrose vs Cena (face vs face)
>face Cena vs heel Reigns
>Sting vs Stardust
>face Wyatts vs heel Authority

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>>768010

Dragon Age II, except for the lazily recycled environments, was a huge step up over DAO. The combat, which is ultimately 80% of a game like that, was SO much better in DAII. In DAO, the characters moved around the battlefield like drunken fucking rhinos, making actually flanking and backstabbing something with your Rogues all but impossible, and mages were insanely overpowered, necessitating you either bring a group of Alistair, Morrigan, Wynne, and Warden (if not a tank or mage) to EVERYTHING, ruining the best part of any Dragon Age game, the variety and depth of characters, or turn the difficulty down so you can win a fight with a different party.

In Dragon Age II, controlling your characters was a LOT more responsive, Rogues were made useful, mages were no longer utter gamebreakers (but were still effective), and because of this, combat was actually kind of fun, instead of something fucking dreadful, and you could bring along different groups of characters, within reason.

>>768029
>>face Wyatts vs heel Authority
I actually wanted the opposite last year when the authority went away for like a month.

>>768032
How do you live with such shit opinions? DA:O was meant to be a turn based rpg. DA2 took that concept and threw it in the garbage an casualised the fuck out of it. DA:O was KOTOR DA2 was ME3

>>768017
I just want to see Bryan come back and feud with Owens over the IC belt

>>768039

>DA:O was meant to be a turn based rpg.

Someone should tell the idiots who made it a real-time combat system that.

It WOULD have been a lot better with turn based combat like Final Fantasy Tactics or some shit. I always hate trying to control multiple characters when friendly AI is shit AND everything is complicated as hell. DAII improved both those problems with DAO.

And ME3 wasn't NEARLY as "casualized" as ME2. ME3 kind of went back to a space RPG with open world elements. ME2 was a space-themed CoD hallway shooter. Pissed me off.

They had possibly the best game I've ever played in ME1, shat out ME2, and then EA rushed the finish of ME3, resulting in one of the worst, most batshit retarded endings in all of fiction that ruined an otherwise good game.

ME3's ending was Goldberg Being Tazed level of retard. It's something that no one with even a passing interest in reality will defend.

>>768017
Could see all the bottom 3 happen.

The top 1 is something I want to see in the next Rumble. The Wyatt family all out there, chewing up and throwing out each faggot that comes to the ring. Then Brock's music hits.

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>>768053

Whoops, forgot a "Fuck The Mods" pic.

Do your part to help hit the image limit.

>>768029
>Ambrose vs Cena (face vs face)
That kind of happened for a little while last year, although it was more of a 3-way feud with Rollins.

>>768053
>ME3 kind of went back to a space RPG with open world elements
No it didn't. It went full Gears of War senpai. The online was GOAT though

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What is this CmPuke101 guy's problem? You'd think he would stop already.

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How many times has Xavier and his squad blacked Sasha? Do you guys think Mikaze likes to watch? I personally thinking he fluffs big e a bit before giving Sasha her big ending tbqhwy. I think she takes Kofi first, then she takes both Kofi and Xavier as Kofi has a lot of Stamina, then Big E walks in and reveals his flaccid cock, bigger than mikaze's. Sasha proceeds to order Mikaze to excite Big E as she is still getting rammed by Kofi and Xavier, Big E then pushes him out the way and just split roasts Sasha, Mikaze then proceeds to get on his knees as Kofi and Xavier blow a load on his face while laughing. He then gets up and starts masturbating while crying looking at his wife moaning pleasurably while fucking E. Big E makes her cum then fills her up, Mikaze is then ordered to clean her up with his tongue, he does, and then he is awarded with a handjob from Sasha while she is making out with Big E.

>>768067
Charge your phone.

>>768068
How can a black chick be blacked?

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>>768068
YOU JUST KNOW

Apparently Nick Bockwinkel died. RIP.

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>>768072
Her face fucking confuses me. Bitch looks like an alien but I can't help but fall in love

>>768071
is the black chick outside the door?

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>>768072

YOU JUST KNOW

Time for Okada to blow the fuck out of old-ass Tenryu.

>>768072
Xavier's too better, he's not like a proper black dude.

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>>768076
you just know

>>768076
They didn't fuck you jackass

>>768083
>mr. sexy ass lottery isnt banging a girl who wants to fuck him
yea that makes sense.

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So its safe to say haitch and steph arent going to bother paying top dollar for ronda anymore, right?

>>768083

Don't you have wrestlers to meet and mingle with Frank?

https://youtu.be/5yRjr8Ux-60

>>768053
ME2 was great tho.

>>768087
>tfw Frank will never meet Brock

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Okada blown the fuck out by Tenryu

>>768063

I wasted WAY too much time on ME3's online multiplayer, even after they "fixed" the Firebase: White gold level farm. Loved me some Geth Infiltrator.

>>768093
>>767894

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>>768090

If I had never played ME1, ME2 would have been a perfectly acceptable game. But to go from flying around the galaxy, driving around on planets, having a plethora of important feeling or otherwise interesting side quests, having main story missions with multiple facets, and having a fleshed out (if highly repetitive) inventory system to running through some linear hallways to recruit your crew, then running through another set of linear hallways in order to solve Their Problems, and replacing everything that was super cool about ME1 with that horrendous Space Mining mechanic left a REAL sour taste in my mouth.

Beyond that, the entire story arc for ME2 ultimately felt like little more than a trailer for ME3. ME2 is the Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel of the Mass Effect franchise.

>>768078
Fuck off you aussie cunt

>>768094
Geth Infiltrator and Turian Sentinel were for pussies. Real men play as volus.

>>768106

Thanks for the (You)

>>768032
End yourself blisspic, i always liked you until this shit tier opinion
I will never respect another word you say

>literally walking to a Rainmaker

Holy shit, Tenryu is pathetic as fuck. I am so glad that old cunt is retiring.

>>768105
i played them one after another, and i didnt mind ME2 at all.

kinda wanted more driving on planets, but since i just ran through the first one, the second one just felt more streamlined.

but the 3rd one just fucked the whole series in the ass.
i kinda hope the 4th one just rewrites the 3rd.

>>768115
That match was absolutely horrible even for a retirement match.
He almost fucking killed Okada with this move and the suplex after
https://twitter.com/SenorLARIATO/status/665835082851229696

>>768118
That was brutal to watch. Okada's neck is probably fucked up because of old ass Tenryu. Okada might lose at Wrestle Kingdom if he needs surgery.

>outlaw wrestling and vidya discussions
I forgot how comfy late night /wwe/ is.

>>768118
>https://twitter.com/SenorLARIATO/status/665835082851229696
kek

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;_;

>>768126
>>760577
Jesus when you guys made a /njpw/ general I thought you would actually post in it.

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>10 bell salute

Holy fuck I cry

>>768115
>>768118
>>768121
Guys. This is the WWE thread.

There are literally threads for the individual outlaw feds now, use them.

>>768134

This, you are just trying to piss people off now with your trolling. There is a dedicated new japan thread, use that

When did Chris Hero get so fat? Holy shit.

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>Rock won't be wrestling
>Ronda is officially done, considered a washed up loser now
>The A+ player built up all last year is injured
>Orton Injured
>Taker too old to give anything more than a 3 star match
>Bryan out
>Roman can't even talk
>Bray already buried
>Ziggler probably passed his prime
>Brock gives zero fucks
>CM Punk long gone

Don't know how they're gonna do it.

>>768145

Bryan Vs HBK/Y2J
Taker Vs Cena
Haitch Vs Roman for the title
Brock Vs Fedor

There you have it phamalam

>>768145
Cesaro's time is now

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I kind of miss flags lads.

This sucks.
Based Fatass for WHC

>>768145
Cesaro is going to grab the brass ring'baby.
Going to cut a Austin 3:16/Pipebomb promo after beating Reigns on how he's not been given the opportunities over favoritism the guy he just beat has

>>768158
We all miss flags JCMZOM

>>768158

>Just call me Owens or Zayn mark

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>>768067
>2015
>not being a pukester

>>768159
People arent this delusional right?

people dont ACTUALLY think cesaro will get a WHC run right?

>>768158
FAMALAD! i missed you buddy

>>768159
Cesaro is really bland as a character, hes a good wrestler but he has very little charisma which makes him quite boring on the mic (maybe because hes foreign..) i dunno how he can get himself over.

>no post in 20 minutes
RIP /wwe/

>>768200
This is simply our headquarters now, we are mingling with the locals and sattelite threads

>>768200
>implying that didnt happen all the time in /spee/
why do you think i roppongi bumped a few times around this time bruh?

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> are you /sp/ idiots kidding?

> I've been coming to this board for years and I've never seen such decent and legitimate discussion of training ideas and techniques.

> all the autists got BTFO and the ones that are left are legitimately interested in discussion of technique! THIS IS GREAT!

> THIS IS GREAT!

>>767858

LOOOOOL /ASP/

WWE=ASS BURGERS = /asp/

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>>768389

>>768393

>rekt

nice board you have here

>>768398
>have our own board
>rekt

Does anyone have the webm of Barrett getting bitch slapped by Wayne Rooney?

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ryback wwe champion
ryback ic champion
ryback us champion
ryback tag team champion
kevin obese owens diva champion

>>768398
> literally have our own board
> we are the rekt ones

Asp stands for alphaspee now pham

>>768408

/asp/ should be /tv/ in your case

>>768409
/tv/ is the acronym on your dad's profile on tinder you windowlicking fraggle

Get off alphaspee and go cry to the mods some more for muh broculture to come back

Who /bryanwinningtherumble/ here?

/tv/ is the board for scripted television shows; aka profesional wrestling.

>>768420
> /asp/ Alternative Sports & Wrestling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_gSXjtKv58

>tfw reigns will be champ going into wrestlemania season and the ratings increase will be attributed to him

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>>768416

Him

>>768017
New Day vs Wyatts would kill the Wyatts as a gimmick. They require some amount of suspension of disbelief which New Day would shit all over.

>>768450
>implying New Day wouldnt be scared as fuck
>implying woods would run his mouth until harper looked at him weird and woods would get scared and shut up.
>implying Big e wouldnt be confident at first, but start second guessing himself whenbram strandom steps in and he cant knock him down.

Why isn't Ziggler viewed as a potential top guy.
>has look
>good in ring
>people like him
>never did indies; was always WWE's guy

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>tfw no country flag banter

>>768453
People like him in his position, doesn't mean to say that would apply to him as champ, Roman is getting good pops these days but not at the RR/WM for example

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>>768457
I know

How can i tell poland he is poor and the phillimemes that he is a short muslim now? Shit is fucked brah

>>768462
>People like him in his position, doesn't mean to say that would apply to him as champ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKqtFqpRLEk

Guys I just had a weird dream where Steve Austin The Rock and Batista all died and I visited Columbine High School circa June 2001
oh and i went to hell

>>768471
Funny cause I had a dream I fug'd your mum m8.

>>768471
you feel that your youth has died and now you're stuck in the hell of adulthood

get better symbolism in your dreams faggot

>>768453
cause ziggler a shit.
he is boring as shit, his offense is shit, his look is getting worse by the day, he sounds like shit, and all he is good at is selling like getting shot.

jobber to the stars.

>>768473
Luke Harper died too and Hulk Hogan was immortal and he was serving me beers

>>768469
>WHC on par with the WWE title

>>768176
>maybe because he's foreign
Nah, alot of wrestlers with broken accents continue to be excellent on the mic. Cesaro is just bland.

>>768527
>Adam Rose
>Fandango
>Bray Wyatt
>Braun Strowman
>Damien Sandow

>>768527
Adam Rose
Fandango
Braun Strowman
Bray Wyatt
Tyler Breeze

>>768528
Shit, Mizdow was tag champ
>>768529
This guy got it

>>768531
> tfw Rose will never bring back The Exotic Express and form a tag team with Fandango named "Dance Party"

>>768535
Adam Rose and Fandango are most likely no
Braun and Bray most definitely
Tyler Breeze maybe

>>768535
Bray winning a title is inevitable I suppose

Breeze has a very good shot of being IC Champ by 2017

>>768535
Wyatt, Breeze and maybe Braun

/asp/ is a good fit for /wwe/

>Tfw no more good dirty fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOcp4QhV2DU

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>>768032
>people now unironically defend Bioware games post Me2

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>>768553
>People play Bioware games post ME1
Fixed

>>768527
#GIVEDIVASACHANCE

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>CM Kuck

>>768145
>>Rock won't be wrestling
Rock is a part-timer. They have him on speed dial like Batista but he's a non-issue.

>>Ronda is officially done, considered a washed up loser now
I don't know how true this statement is. WWE still wants her.

>>The A+ player built up all last year is injured
Literally the only cause for panic. Rollins injury will hurt them in the PPVs because he always brought his A game.

>>Orton Injured
I don't give a fuck.

>>Taker too old to give anything more than a 3 star match
He's still Taker.

>>Bryan out
Don't care.

>>Roman can't even talk
THEY don't care. But yes, this will be a problem going forward. Especially if they keep giving him shit scripts and sending him out in front of crowds all by himself.

>>Bray already buried
Yup.

>>Ziggler probably passed his prime
He was past his prime the moment he left Spirit Squad.

>>Brock gives zero fucks
Brock does what he's told aka paid to do (and sometimes adds stuff he's not allowed, such as blood)

>>CM Punk long gone
Fuck that crybaby loser.

>
>Don't know how they're gonna do it.
1. They use the roster in a good way.
2. They use the roster in a bad way.

>>768556
>implying ME2 is not one of the best videogame sequels.

>>768230
What is the survey about?

>>768556
BioWare has made like three good games.

BG2, ME2 and DAO

>>768567
Thoughts on the website, reason for browsing etc

Boring shit

>>768144
After leaving WWE

>mfw there are people who defend that look of his now

even in NXT, he was kinda flubby. Hero didn't have the awful gut yet, but for a gimmick like his, he needed to get ripped

WM32 best realistic card

2 hour kick off show

US title match ADR vs Ryback
NXT battle royale

IC title match Kevin Owens vs Sami Zayn vs Cesaro
Bray Wyatt vs Daniel Bryan
Tag team title match New Day vs Usos
Andre the giant battle royale Sheamus wins
Diva's title match Charlotte vs Sasha Banks
NXT title match Finn Balor vs Baron Corbin
John Cena vs The Undertaker
The Rock vs Brock Lesnar
WWEWHC title match Roman Reigns vs Dean Ambrose vs Seth Rollins (assuming recovery if not HHH)

>Nick Bockwinkel passed away

;_: This year man

>>768603
>no eva marie
why bother

>>768603
>just call me zayn owens mark

>>768603
never book anything, even your local outlaw.

>>/tv/

>>768621

Book a better card

>>768629
>brock vs entire lockeromm
Suprex citai bietc
Da kongquerer beats everyoone

It's hilarious how Hiro named this board Alternative Sports & Wrestling. Especially to secern Wrestling from the sport part.

WWE.com has a poll for who should win the title at Survivor Series, let's get ya boy the Swiss Superman into first place

http://www.wwe.com/inside/polls/who-are-you-rooting-to-win-wwe-world-heavyweight-title-tournament

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>>768641
Deanettyfags and reddit BTFO.
BASED RAMEN IS YOUR NEW CHAMP COME MONDAY.

>>768645

Based Ramen

>>768645
>Neville 2%
Lmao memext fans confirmed vocal minority

>>768641

Based Roman

why is William Regal the GOAT?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UODxBeK3vcQ

I see inside my head a vision.
Never the outcome you'll be wishing for.

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Coach might be on commentary for Mania!! Or he's just covering it. Either or the coach is back!

>>768706
You do know he was at Summerslam, right?

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11047721/1/Cesaro-and-Sheamus-Lending-a-Hand

Reminder that this exists

>>768645
Why is Dean so popular? His ring work is sloppy as hell and mostly consists of him getting his ass kicked. Seriously, he does nothing but lie on the mat trying to tag in Roman.

>>768712
I don't know either. I find him boring. I dislike that rope rebound spot he does because it looks too fake.

>>768712
Fat tumblr whales love fridges.

>>767955
They will need a few years if they want her not to look amateur in the ring

Who has the best entrance today and why is it Bray Wyatt? I never get tired of it.

>>768017
>Brock vs Wyatts
Brock is a lone wolf. I can't see him tag teaming with ANYONE. And Bork squashing the Wyatts will do no favours for anyone

>New Day vs Wyatts
Heel vs Heel

>Shield Triple Threat
It's bound to happen.

>Sting vs Taker
This should have been the year. Fucking Haitch.


I want to see
>Brock vs Cesaro
>Bryan vs Owens
>Bryan vs Brock
>Seth vs Bryan
And
>Jonh Morrison vs Seth

>>768719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqp8Q20DSrs

>>768722
I miss her ;_;

>>768725
So do I, one of my favorite female wrestlers. I hated how they treated her in WWE towards the end. I like her TNA theme music the best too for whatever reason.

She has some nice old modelling pics too. Roast beefy.

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>>768728
Dat thickness

>listening to Maria's theme on youtube
>look at comments
>people are actually nostalgic for her, Kelly Kelly and Maryse
Kids these days.

WWE's entire roster is still pathetically weak compared to the guys in the past.

Stop giving a crap about WWE already.

>>768738
thumbs up I agree

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>>768738

>>768737
All three are nice to look at, but not very good in the ring. I don't want that type back.

I liked Maria when she was playing the ditz. Kelly Kelly when she was an exhibitionist. Maryse when she was naked.

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Reminder that Cesaro is facing Reigns tomorrow
>>768738
Who's your favorite wrestler,brother?
Favorite promotion?

>>768741
Indeed. The women's division really needs to move on from glorified models if it wants to be taken seriously. I actually think it's in the best shape now since the likes of Lita and Trish left. There's still a lot of work to be done though.

>>768745
Yeah, it's mostly "wrestlers" now, women who are into the product and into improving. Some exceptions (Eva Marie) and holdovers (Bella Twins, but they've improved).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwX5Xzg9HwQ

axel seems legit heated

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>>768749
>Rollins wearing an Unbroken shirt

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>Yfw The Authoritkook has turned heel on /wwe/ again

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Congratulations or Randy Orton on his marriage

>>768762
It'll last 2 years, then she'll take him to the cleaners.

>>768765
I bet that dude got a prenup. Marrying a wrestler is just foolish

>>768762
Is his shoulder alright?

>>768774
>getting worked by injury repots

>>768774
Probably its so stupid how they have to work in an angle for every marriage now.

>>768770
How much do you know about them?

She was a huge fan of his that he met. Super mark level. Yeah, he married one of his fans. She also has kids from a previous marriage.

>tfw it'll come down to Reigns and Ambrose
>Ambrose with a heel turn will win WHC
>Reigns will continue to be a boring nobody

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>>768783
Orton confirmed c u c k

http://www.wwe.com/inside/polls/who-are-you-rooting-to-win-wwe-world-heavyweight-title-tournament
This shit has to be rigged, right?

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>no point in the Generals unless it's a live thread
>still trying to continue it

You fag memetards are gonna force it to 2000, aren't you?

>>768783
Jesus christ. all those warning labels

>Super mark
>Kids from previous marriage

That dude better have his money in a fuckin vault.

>>768784
>Deanettyfags are this delusional

Watching this weeks Raw I noticed a black guy with his arms wrapped around a white fuccboi's waist in the crowd.

WWE fans confirmed for keks

>>768789
>34% Roman Reigns
>24% Cesaro
>20% Dean Ambrose
>10% Kevin Owens
>5% Dolph Ziggler
>5% Kalisto
>2% Alberto Del Rio
>1% Neville

Seems about right based on reactions.

>Literally gone for a week, and then THIS happens
So, have the threads died down? Holy fuck, Monday is gonna be especially delicious.

>>768795
Or they were homofags.

>>768791
I assume after awhile she'll realize he's not this dream guy she built up in her head and a real person. Probably when they have a fight or he abuses substances or something happens.

>>768789
How did Cesaro jump from 15% to 24% in like, an hour?

>>768796
So it's pretty much confirmed that Reigns will win the title now, right? This was clearly WWE testing the waters as to who is most popular. Won't really matter when Sheamus cashes in anyway.

>>768789
>Neville 1%
The man the polls forgot

>>768800
CIDF

>>768801
Not necessarily. It depends when they want to do the Sheamus cash in. They could have Dean Ambrose win, then lose to Sheamus, then Roman win it.

I wouldn't be surprised if they give it to Reigns, but I can't see them having Sheamus take it from Reigns quickly.

>>768795
I was more bothered by the pop that HHH got. Fans were literally bowing down to him. Is it even possible to get heel heat anymore in the age of smarks? Pretty much nobody gets booed anymore because le heels are much cooler xd

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>>768804
heh

>>768799
Orton's coasting pretty hard on the roster now and I'm betting he doesn't mind cause he was focused on the marriage but I agree after 3 months of fuckin the same girl he'll go back to his old ways and hook up on the road and try to become top billing again.

January can't come soon enough!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkSTSPOcugE

>>768796
>5% Dolph Ziggler
>5% Kalisto
top lel

>>768730
I've masterbaited countless times to her pre-WWE asshole and vagoo pics

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>>768816
>So obsessed with /wwe/ you left your /sp/astics to visit our new cozy home

>>768831
It's cute how they think they won some sort of victory when the majority of us seem to be happy on /asp/

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>>768828

>>768835
Dudes got a good look desu

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>One week from now it begins
Are you ready to see Stang cost Taker the Match at SS to set it up /asp/ies ?

>>768846
No, I would rather see Wyatts win clean desu.

>>768849
18+

>>768854
Sting has always been shit canakek.

>>768712
He's a good mic worker and technical wrestler who's stuck with a shitty brawler gimmick

>>768846
They better get the promos in now before one of them dies

>>768749

>that was mania moment

Rollins ;'(

That game was such bullshit though, cold beer is the better player he just jumped the shark by going for those long balls and not taking the field goal desu senpai

>>768859
Only an underage mark would want a jobber to go over taker.

>>768862
Topkek

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>>768145
>Bray already buried

I think Bray getting shit on like he does has been one of the biggest signs that WWE has no idea what the shit they're doing. He's one of the most consistent guys on the roster at fully playing his character and really going all out, but he's gone over like what, Ryback and nobody else despite feuding with the entire upper-tier of faces?

My booty is mighty bothered by that

>>768880
He's a cartoon villain, they never go over heroes bruh.

>>768887
>implying Dr. Doom doesn't go over every hero until they all team up
Do you even capeshit bruh?

>>768890
18+

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>>768887
But why? It's like they're totally cool with characters like Bray or Stardust being over the top representations of their characters, but the majority of the faces are some "Reality" or "Pseudo-reality" era gimmick. All the shit that makes for good entertainment, gimmick wise, is given to the heels.

I realize Heels are made to be beaten, but you can't build tension or a "bad guy rep" when the heel's dominance only lasts the three or four weeks between PPV's before switching to a new feud. Hell, even when they do keep feuds going, like Roman and Bray, it's just Bray being on the losing end every single time unless it's shenanigans.

Guys who never win without ambushes don't make for bad guys with any staying power. Bray just seems to put so much effort into his character, has improved in the ring, and yet just keeps getting handed almost nothing but losses.

>>768890
Also this. Make the villain a true threat that can't be overcome without a real, serious effort. I was hoping when the Wyatts got Big McLargeHuge and Rowan back and he "absorbed" the BoD's powers that they would run over the roster for a while until a face-team composed of the same amount of guys eventually teamed up to stop them, but after a lengthy reign of terror.

Nope. Just gonna have Bray make one spooky promo with some special effects and have the BoD immediately return to clear the right, no worse for wear.

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wtf

>>768898
BRASS RING
RASS RING
ASS RING
SS RING
S RING
RING

>>768762

Based Randy 2bh

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>>768762

>marrying a superfan tattooed up middle aged slag
>she already has kids by Jamal and Pedro
>Based

>>768641
>Cesaro taking the lead
haha based

>>768898
Looks like someone linked the poll to leddit

>>768145
And yet Vince is too blind to push Cesaro and KO

>>768940
I'm shoot excited for this new gimmick senpai.

>>768946
But he is pushing Owens...

>>768017
>Brock vs Wyatts
Wyatts getting squashed again
>New Day vs Wyatts
I'm willing to bet this is gonna happen at one stage.
>Shield triple threat
Will Happen
>Sting vs Taker
WM32 is the last chance.

>>768176
That's because WWE won't let him do anything.
He could become a legit Ric Flair with his two piece suit and shit. He'd be a badass Swiss banker heel.

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http://strawpoll.me/6016344

>>768948
They killed his momentum and are booking him badly.

>>768749

Watching sef limp away was hard

^:)

Horns up for Champ senfams

>>768963
He's the IC champ after being there not even a year. What more do you want? He's never going to be WHC senpai.

>>768958
Takers main eventing dude.

>>768967
Not good enough

>>768977
JUST

What Survivor Series matches are you shoot excited for /wwe/ ?

>>768859
18+

>>768980
Roman vs Cesaro for the belt

Roman will screw over deanetty by joining the authority and booting him out the tourney

>>768980
Cesaro vs Ambrose for the WHC

>>768985
Roman vs Cesaro is happening tomorrow.

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>>768987
>I've had a 4chan pass since they were brought in

>>768991
Yes and Roman will lose. Hence him joining the authority to get 1 more shot at the end

>>768994
You really oughta mention that instead of assuming we're all in on your fantasy booking.

>>768998
>no matches confirmed.other than divas
>what match are you looking forward to
>no fantasy booking tho

>>769001
I didn't ask you not to fantasy book, I asked you to be clear about it.

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>>768987
> I've had a 4chan pass since they were brought in

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>>768987
>I've had a 4chan pass since they were brought in

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>>768940

>hey its anvil reaction mark

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>>769009
Who are you quoting ?

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>>768987
>Paying money to shitpost

>>769002
Nigger

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>>768987
>4chan pass

>>768992
>>769004
>>769007
>>769017
>>769022
Samefag still going strong. I love you senpai.

>>768967
hes gonna get a mitb run

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>>768987
>Paying to shitpost

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>>768987
>I've had a 4chan pass since they were brought in

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>>768987
>I've had a 4chan pass since they were brought in!

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>>768987
>I'm never paying to shitpost again!

Hey lads, so I was thinking, when will WWMeme get a proper Arab wrestler? Don't they tour Saudi kekrabia and Dubai regularly?

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>>768987
>fuck /asp/ i want to give mook my money and have him sell my identity!

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>>768987
>I've had a 4chan pass since they were brought in
>Never buying again. Fuck /asp/

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>>768987

>taking this bait

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>>768987

>>768980
Charlotte vs Paige and BoD vs the Jobbers. I don't really care about the WHC match because it's a given that Sheamus will walk out with it regardless of who wins.

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>>768987
>He's been paying to shitpost all this time

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https://youtu.be/r_gSXjtKv58
Why is Eden so perfect lads?

So what was your favourite flag poster(s) before /wwe/ screwed /wwe/?

Mine was definitely either Borea or Philimemes 2bh

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>>768987

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>>768987
>He not only shitposts for free but he pays to do it.

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>>769045
>Charlotte vs Paige
>excited for women's wrestling
>the Jobbers
>hating on based Wyatts

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>>768987
>>768987
>I've had a 4chan pass since they were brought in

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>>768987
>He fell for the 4chan pass scam

>>767957
finally put vinnie mac out of business and thrust Japan into the position of a Global Superpower with Shinzo Abe as the new Emperor Of The Rising Sun, with Ronda and Naito as his generals

AJ Styles would lead the rebellion.

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>>768987
>I've been paying to save myself those precious seconds between shitposts

>>769051
Just want to see based Paige take the title m8. Also I do like the Wyatts, but there's no way they will go over Taker on his 25th anniversary. They've also lost pretty much every feud they've been involved in, including the one with the Undertaker less than a year ago.

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>>769051
>Liking the Wyatts
>women's wrestling meme
>confirming your neckbeard status

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>>768987
>N-N-Never b-buying a-a-again, I will just shitpost without paying for i-it

Who is the one true Dr Death?

David Shultz or Steve Williams?

>>768994

>Roman vs. Cesaro tomorrow
>Cesaro looks like he's gonna win
>Roman does a superman punch
>Cesaro evades and Roman accidentally hits the ref
>During the time the ref is out Stardust and The Ascension come out
>Stardust distracts Roman while the Ascension beat up Cesaro
>They run away in time for the ref to get up
>Roman reluctantly pins Cesaro and wins
>HHH was watching the match from a different room with a big grin on his face

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>>768987
>/asp/
>Implying this isn't /wwe/ now

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>>769058
>cares about women's wrestling
>not a neckbeard
Pick one fuccboi.

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>>768987
CM PUNK BTFO

>>769048
The south american that always posted you kids know this is fake right, think it was colombia, phillimemes and poortugal
Fuck Borea the weeb cunt

>>769062
No please...No shitty feud...

>>769061
The one that beat up the reporter, not the one that got knocked out by bart gunn

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>>768987

>>769071

Stardust and The Ascension have been watching Cesaro for a month now.

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NEW UP UP DOWN DOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwX5Xzg9HwQ

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>>768987
>>768987

New thread needs to be a 4chan pass edition

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>>768987
>>768987
>>768987

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>>769064
>I like the Wyatt's because I see myself in them
>I hate women because they won't give me time of the day

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>>768987
>I pay for the mods hotpockets

>>769069

Based Colombia, he was an absolute madman... :'(

Why the hate on based webm-aster borea though?

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>>769081
>I hate the Wyatts because I don't like good promos
>I like women's wrestling

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>>768987
>>768987
>Paying to shitpost
>being this much of a kek

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>>768987
>Paying for a 4chan pass

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>>768987
>I've had a 4chan pass since they were brought in
>They're a good value goyim but not anymore, fuck /asp/

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>>768987
>He fell for the 4champ pass scam

>>769091

Can you stop your autism?

>>769084
His promos are getting repetitive tbqh

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>>768987
>>768987
>I've had a 4chan pass since they were brought in

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>>769092
One last one
>>768987
>He pays to shitpost, he pays to get banned easier.

>>769095
Keep going senpai.

>>769083
Spamming gookshit mainly

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>>769099
Okay FaM
>>768987
>Gentlemen I have an announcement to make, I've been paying to shitpost all these years but no longer shall i be swindled! fuck /asp/

>>769104
quality, best one yet senpai.

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>>768987
>I've had a 4chan pass

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>>768987
>He pays to feed mods

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>>768987
>This chump paid for a 4chan pass instead of a network subscription