/wwe/ General #1643: La Parka Edition

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/CorbinClub/ WW@?

>outlaWCW Edition

>Apparently there were some within WWE who were pushing for big surprises in the world heavyweight title tournament but the decision was made to go with it like it is now.

Complain about the mod faggotry here
http://www.4chan.org/feedback

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Brought to you by Hot Pockets™

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>>769794
Based Reigns confirmed for next champ

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>>769792
> Flair
> HBGay
> A+

Wasn't the rule for us to hit the image limit AND to reach page 8-9?
I mean the free doers probably won't be fags about it now but still.

>>769796
>selling out
>2015
>self procalimed gamer
checks out

>>769794
>carlito and goldberg not coming back for the tournament
smdh

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>>769806
>>766973
>Instead of making a new thread right away, can you guys wait until a thread has hit the image limit, or else reaches page 8-9 before making a new thread?

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>>769801
I'm genuinely excited for Cesaro to get his shit pushed in. I want the match to be like just 5 minutes of Roman all offense and win via rollup. Not because it's what best but just to see how the reaction goes online.

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Reminder to accompany every post with an image. You dont have to avatarfag

>>769806
No, image limit OR page 8

>>769818
>I'm genuinely excited

>2015
>not being shoot excited
Do you even meme senpai?

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Less mods, more memes desu

Kinda wish /tv/ would accept us desu

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Post memes, raise hell

>>769816
>>769820
you don't seriously think you're going to be able to spam images from here on out to be allowed to make a new general as soon as it's past bump limit, do you?

>>767575

>>769792
>He doesn't like Kalisto

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>>769834

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>>769686

How so?

>>769834
The mod made terms and we are agreeing to those terms somewhat, anything more is asking too much.

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WAIT FOR IT.....

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>>769843
>agreeing to janitor's terms
C U C K

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>>769838
>>769843
Just ignore that autist.
More obvious samefag than me tbqh

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>>769834
Dont you know how an imageboard works newshit?
Posting images and conversation is encouraged

Fuck off back to the /ihatemystepdad/ stonerplank general

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in4bliss

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>>769823
This

>>769818
> not shoot excited
Try to keep up lad

>>769852
Are you going to be liveposting on Wednesday during Bliss' title match?

>>769852
I am currently training with WWE to be a wrestler. We train at NXT in Orlando. A great group of men and women are down here but I have to call out one girl, Alexa Bliss. I wish to stay anonymous but this needs to be out. She is a ring rar as we call it. She sleeps with just about every person who walks in the door here and has slept with trainers, higher ups, wrestlers and whoever else she can get her hands on. I have heard nasty stories I refuse to share. She is cute and nice but is a total slore. She is not very good in the ring but isn’t bad as a manager. I hope she sees this and cleans her act up asap.

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>>769849
Why is Rude such a cool wrestler
I heard he used to take his gf to bars and wait for people to hit on her while he was out of sight so he could start fights and beat the dude up

>>769823
>>769855
>not being real life

Only way to live, family.

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>>769852
> tfw master splinter is a ring rat as well as a kike rat

Is it true that Ryback was the most over wrestler on the roster in 2012/2013?

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>>769858
No that was jake the snake

Rude was infiitely more cooler though, he used to knock people out with just an open handed slap and shit
Pure machismo

Howd we get kicked off of sp? Sort of sucks because i had sp as my home page since i dont post much on other boards.

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>>769869
Gook fucked us senpai.

Reddit has been running some polls for greatest wrestler of all time
http://www.poll-maker.com/poll482605x72b546dD-19
Get based HHH in front of HBGay, senpai

>>769875
Elaborate pls. Was he just like fuck it go to asp you smelly non jap niggers?

>>769876
>Reddit
Why don't you go back there?

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>>769856

I should. But my dumb ass can never remember there's NXT and RoH on Wednesdays. I need to do what I did with LU and set a goddamn alarm on my phone.

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>>769878
Pretty much

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>>769869
That dog-eating needledick Hirlol gave in to a few footstamping newfags that were trying their hardest to fit in and needed a common enemy

Its cool though, we are getting our own board out of it

>>769881
Only went there because of the faggotry going down here desu

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>>769885

>That buffoon talking about "reasonable tone" and carrying a big stick on a goddamn Cambodian Stick Fighting board.

>>769890
>not getting a (You) from Hiroshima
You sound pretty jelly senpai.

>>769890
>using Tomorrow

18+

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which is the best episode thus far

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>>769890
> using le edgy tomorrow theme
Shouldnt you be in the lolweedplank general?

>>769818

>Implying I care about wrestling anymore

They can do whatever they want and as long as it makes someone mad I'm 100% all for it.

There's no one in the company that I care about that they haven't butchered.

>>769907
I liked the new day one and the ambrose cesaro KO one. Any others to be recommended?

>>769907
Miz/Axel/Truth

>>769907
New Day

wackyman, obese outlaw and charisma blackhole was a good one too

>>769915
This. Miz is very likable when not in persona.

>>769907
currently watching the first one. Mr Wonderfull's laugh is pretty great. Great to hear Roddy

>>769916
The one with Memesaro and Owens or the one with Tahiti Tim and Neville?

>>769907
Bryan the Ryback and Billy Gunn jr.
>yfw they make an episode with Rock SCSA and Mick Foley

>>769922
former

the bo/joe/neville one was okay though

>neville wants to make bo shit himself from a red arrow

https://twitter.com/MattJackson13/status/666046091456937984

HOLY FUCK

WHO BUCKS HERE?

>>769914
>ambrose doesn't wear a fancy suit in an expensive restaurant

Is he a fuckin 10 year old or just sticking to kayfabe?

>>769927
Hope they get buried for that gay shit.

>>769928
or he just doesn't give a shit. and that's fine. still gets to live out his dream job and get paid. and fuck renee

>>769928
pretty sure it's just a film set m8

>>769930
Love wins bby ;^)

>>769930

Me too.Bloody jobbers.

>>769928
because he didnt have anything with him, even eat steen eat dressed up. Hes just showing hes midcard for life.

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>>769932
>ruining it for marks

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>>769864
Was Rude, Just googled. Apparently Paul Bearer said it in a shoot

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>>769845
Even in front of Frank, he gropes her.

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>>769927
no wonder they are jobbers. Cant wait for roppongi vice to get signed to WWE.

>>769955
literally who?

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oh hey /wwe/... ;)

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>I only watch WWE

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>>769971
>I watch wrestling for the matches

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>>769971
>>769972
>I watch wrestling

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Good evening /wwe/!

WHEN WE SAY UCE

Y'ALL SAY O

UCE!

>>769976
Boo

>>769976
O!

>>769976

it's just not the same without flags senpai

>>769976
NO

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>>769977
>>769978
>>769979
>>769980
UCE!

Bring back flags senpai

>>769985
O!

if i make a wwe thread on sp will you guys post there?

Just spent my last hour writing a long as fuck request to feedback to move /wwe/ to /tv/, I hope it was worth it and I get a response.

>>769997
yeah

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>>769974

>I watch

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>>769976

Aw. It's, uh, good to see you've made the transition.

Goddamnit.

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>>769999

Quads for truth. It'd be the simplest option I feel.

Though being able to hog ALL the GETs on /asp/ will probably get pretty funny after a while.

Also, in4BigE the World Wrestling Heavyweight Champion OF THE WORLD we deserve, who is, reminder, a better wrestler than Brock Lesnar in ever respect.

>>770006
^ _^

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>>769999
>tfw we will have relocated a home twice if we get moved to /tv/
>tfw scared the shit posters of /tv/ will ruin it
>tfw I miss being on /sp/ where we aren't a divided clusterfuck of multiple pointless threads

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>>770006
kys blisscunt

>>769987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgOb8u8zh0s

Thank you Amerianon senpai

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>>770009
Tell me about Kane, why does he wear the mask?

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Is HHH a kek

>>770012
I hope so

>>770009
there is no reason why people need to make a new general after 500 or whatever it is because threads here don't get bumped off quickly
you people are autistic

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>>770014
Please make your own board then, /wwe/ has taken over.

>>770016
I don't have to since when you start constant generals they just get deleted ; )

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>>770014

The bump limit here is 300, the image limit is apparently 150. This being an imageboard, it'd be fucking stupid for us not to make a new thread once the image limit is hit.

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>>770016
>That picture

>>770012
who has the webm of this? it shows the whole clip

>>770016
you need to replace the writing on Javis' shirt to "PLEASE have sex"

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HIRE RUSSO
*clap clap, clap-clap-clap*
HIRE RUSSO
*clap clap, clap-clap-clap*

https://youtu.be/2EUHTpmXdzg

HES NOT CONNECTING GOD DAMNIT

>>770031
>european city
>tepid pop

turns out Vince was exactly right.

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>>770035
>>tepid pop
Are you blind and deaf senpai? did you not hear them chant his name?

>>770039
yeah I heard about 30 people chanting. Congrats Cesaro you're fucking Austin 3:16 up in this bitch.

>From the Jan 15th, 1996 Wrestling Observer Newsletter:
>"It was reported a few weeks back on the Jim Shyman 900 line that Shawn Michaels inherited $2.5 million from a wrestling fan that he didn't know that just passed away. This is a true story. It happened a few months back and word just got out. Michaels had attempted to keep it quiet. At the Michaels press conference in Fresno, he was asked about this and got really mad and said "No comment" and said not to ever bring the subject up again. Michaels still wants to continue wrestling although he's probably moving into a bigger house."

God damn that nigga HBK was something else.. No wonder he was so hated by the kekolds in the locker room.

>>769822
why would you want to reach the limit?

This board is literally a ghost town, how the fuck did it stay in existence Jesus Christ

Brock Lesnar slightly autistic?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKtJ_nX_lT4
>Based Miz brings out hand sanitizer
The absolute madman

>>770052
Either he is dumb or has so much spaghetti in his pockets that he can't construct a sentence. I've seen him in interviews, and he has a horrible way with words. He either says something that barely makes sense or repeats himself

>>769999
Get a job
/tv/ is far worse than this shithole and far more autistic

>>769976
Post chimp tits now you fat black cunt

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>>770014
Cry harder aspie

https://youtu.be/xCeo2NWfhOo

>Sethfags are literally beta autists

>>770059
nah this place is a bigger shithole, we tried to move after the mod deleted our last thread which already had 60+ replies and had been up for over an hour.

We tried moving to /tv/ twice and got bitched out by those autists and reported until our thread got deleted but even that was an improvement from being here. It almost felt like how things were last week, until our bubbles got bursted twice.

>>770063
>y-you're gonna save that match
>S-Sethfags unite

>>345050
Aspies have tried to make another strawpoll lads

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>>770063
>th-thank you sir

>>770067
Kek greatest heels in 4chan history family.

>>770067
post the strawpoll here

>>770064
Why the fuck does nobody want us? /sp/ gets Fifa, sandwhich, and a bunch of other retarded threads and /tv/ has multiple shit posting kek threads and neither board can make room for /wwe/? We fucking keep to ourselves and don't bother anyone.

Holy shit, Big Mike is impressive.

I just want Kevin Kelly to fuck off. Prince Nana out-shined that shit-tier commentator.

Based Michael Elgin holding up Donovan Dijak for 46 seconds. That strength.

>>770071
I kinda get desu, /sp/'s excuse was that we weren't a sport, for the record we reject /asp/, /tv/'s excuse was that we have our own board. If we get permission to go to /tv/ we'd probably be comfy until the day we die because no one would complain.

>trying to backflip Michael Elgin on the outside and miss completely

Holy shit, what the fuck was Dijak thinking?

>>770079
We just need to continue to be super-active, and hope that wrestling becomes more popular. Only then will we have our own board.

>>770081
Wrestling will be keked by UFC

Why does everyone want to move to /tv/? We can just build this board up. Start more topics and make it a real wrestling board. There's next to no traffic for anything else so we could make this the wrestling board everyone says they want.

>dat Veda Scott

hnngggg

having a general that can contain virtually all discussion is an argument against a dedicated wrestling board

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How does /wwe/ feel about OSW Review?

>>770082
not when their sole remaining draw gets BTFO by the hispanic guy in december.

That's when Vince really sinks his teeth in.

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>>769785
>you will never bury your face in between naomi's big black ass cheeks and take long, deep inhales of her sweaty, meaty shit hole.

Can we go back to sp yet?

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Cesaro is a god in-ring, but is never going to get pushed because he can't cut a promo or move merch.

He's jobbing to Roman in the tourny, get over it smarks.

>>770100
>Cesaro is a god in-ring, but is never going to get pushed because he can't cut a promo or move merch.

>Cesaro is a god in-ring
Obviously
>He can't cut a promo
Sad but true
>move merch
This is just a question of marketing. Make a snazzy looking CESARO SECTION shirt (while he refers to it in promos) and everybody'll be gobbling that shit up. People like identifiers (read: things that show you're part of something, in this case the cesaro ""fandom"").

>>770100
everyone knows the final 2 are roman and ambrose.
they fucking started at the opposite ends of the board.

>>770102
>everybody'll be gobbling that shit u
if by everybody you mean the reddit section that only likes to get free signs from their fellow redditors then lel

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>>770103
>we'll gave to sit through Roman going over Dean for the strap

Hope Vince is ready for his pet project to literally get booed off the ppv.

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>>770097
Tomorrow for Raw.

>>770107
he is going to hold it till seth comes back.

>>770105
Come on man.

>Implying middle aged housewives won't be buying that shit up to show their love for the sculpted greek god-like body of the swiss superman.

Give him more of a jason statham gimmick and he'll sell like crazy.

>>770107
as opposed to ratings killer ambrose?
>Hope Vince is ready for his pet project to literally get booed off the ppv.
its in the ATL not some CZW or smark stronghold I can see them cheering the big dog.

Is it possible that Roman gets booed so loud that they take the title from him shortly after he wins it?

>>770111
So.

>Roman vs Dean
>Roman wins (possibly dirty via selling out to Haitch)
>Roman vs Dean feud with Roman as heel
>Seth returns to see Roman as Haitch's new golden boy
>Seth returns to see Dean gunning for the belt
>Seth joins the fold because "he never lost the title in a match"
>Coveted Shield triple threat at WM.

That or

>Sheamus is cashing in Maggle!

>>770115
Why would they want Sheamus cashing in in a situation he would be cheered?

>>770115
>Coveted Shield triple threat at WM

Sure, if you want Roman to hold the title for about a year and a half and they have that at WM33. No way Seth is back in time for 32.

>>770115
sheamus wont cash in.

>>770118
>why does WWE do illogical things?
You tell me.

>>770120
Wasn't he supposed to be back in six months?

>>770126
he tore everything in his knee.

he aint coming back in a while.

>>770115
big match john will be back to feud with roman for the title ambrose will go back to the midcard. Then once seth is fully recovered he will be in the fold.

did Jeff Hardy and Randy Orton ever feud? Just imagining it now, they would have good chemistry together.

they should license actual songs.

>>770140
Post potential themesongs for wrestlers:

>Seth Rollins (at his return)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRGQugQpjz8

>>770145
why would he enter to triple h's theme?

Hypothetical question; would /sp/ allow Harlem Globetrotters threads?

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>>770114

No.

He is over. Deal with it.

>>770150
Well, after suffering a triple h-esque injury and using triple h's finisher, it would only be fitting.

>>770154
>Roman
>Over

Why have we had #1643 like 3 tikes now?

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>>770145
I'll agree to this only if we get to see Kurt return like in this video.

>>770159
think so whatever were the john cena of threads we will rise above.

>>770160
Kurt will return as swaggers manager along with jordan and gable as team damn real americans

>>770154
Yeah, how over was he on RAW last week?

>>770163
> saddling Gable & JJ with Swagger

It's like you want them to fail

What happened to the /tv/ thread?

>>770169
all three were deleted. /tv/ is not the place for this.

>>770158
>>770154

He is second only to Cena in merch sales.

Here are some quotes from a WWE facebook post asking who should win the belt at Survivor Series:

>Roman Reigns is the next WWE champion ...Believe That
>Roman Reigns or Dean Ambrose! And you can believe that
>Roman reigns is the next wwe world heavyweight champion belive that roman is the best of wwe universe
>Roman reigns should be the new wwe heavyweight champion
>I think Roman "The Bull Dog" Reigns is the next WWE World Heavyweight Champion because Roman Reigns is the best WWE In The World
>Roman Reigns is my pick for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship tournament at Survivor Series
>Hit like if u want ROMAN REIGNS to win wwe world heavyweight title


Marks and casuals love Reigns. He is five times as over as Daniel Bryan was with them.

>>770173

It literally is though.

>>770175
fine. start one and watch it get deleted and enjoy getting shit on from an entire board.

post yfw roman gets injured before Survivor Series

>>770174
>Roman
>over
kek

>>770113
I live in ATL and the last show I went to was full of Ambrose marks, it being him that Roman beats may not be the best choice for the crowd. There will also be a vocal minority of smarks just waiting for the chance to boo Roman's win. Not saying those two groups will drown out the rest but it should be interesting.

>>770181
Fuck off back to wew before I shoot kick your ass

you know if roman loses in the tournament could he use his number one contender status to demand a match with the champ?

>>769965

Looks like Lorde

>>770186
Bring it on, wanker.

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>>770186

>>770186
>/wew/

>>770187
no, he lost the number 1 contender status as he entered the tournament.

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Uh, um, uh, ah, y-y-you know

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>10 false finishers

IT'S MATCH OF THE YEAR SENPAI

I'm new to wrestling, I just started watching at wrestlemania this year and it seems like the game plan of raw with Rollins as champ was to cut a 20 minute promo, does reigns becoming champ change this dynamic? Are we going to get more actual matches because he can't talk for more than 2 or 3 sentences without shitting himself?

>>770212
WWE needs less matches and more promos/backstage segments.

THIS IS REAL LIFE

>>770214

I agree about the backstage segments, but in ring promos are so painfully simple and paper thin I don't believe they do much to further the characters or storylines, and more serve to recap current storylines and to build for ppvs. Still better than the 15 minute Brock vs taker pre filmed promos we have been getting every single episode

>>770212
WWE has been abusing the "20-minute opening promo segment" basically since The Authority formed

>>770174
Everyone who gets a main event push gets over with those types. They like who WWE tells them to like.

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>you will never nibble HBK's chest hairs off, one-by-one.

>>770212
Raw have opened with a 20 minute promo since the Authority formed and I don't think it's something they started. The Authority have done most of them, but Reigns, Cena, Orton, The Wyatt Family and Ambrose and others have had the pleasure of doing them as well. It's just the formula of the show.

I don't see them changing it, unfortunately.

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>>770224
>walk into your bedroom
>see this

What do you do?

>>770229
Tear it down and yell at my sister.

She had that poster or whatever and would actually wave it in front of me at times.

True story.

Rate this kid's future in the business out of ten: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dHocb4t5Hs

DON'T CLICK READ MORE

YOU'RE A REBEL I LIKE YOU

Active posters test

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>>770240

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Who's watching WWE in November
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>>770240

Are you guys ready for Cesaro to reach D-Bry proportions of crowd reactions tonight?

>>770246
Cesaro is fucking boring

How much smark rage would Ziggler beating Ambrose tonight cause?

>>770248
They would actually love it.
If Kalisto wins tonight though, its almost certain the IWC will be pissed.

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>>770250
>The IWC like Del Rio

>>770251
I don't get it either. He was fucking terrible in his last WWE run and was just starting to be interesting in LU and AAA.
Now Mexico has pretty much blacklisted him.

/wwe/ is a good fit for /asp/

You guys look good here. Remember, /wwe/ was NEVER officially a part of /sp/ culture.

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>>770255
>Still visiting

Is /heem/ boring now your pillow princess got BTFOd?
>The state of these /sp/astics

>>770258
I don't viait /heem/ or anything like that. just an oldfag that's glad you guys are off /sp/ and onto a board where you can post your nonsports entertainment. No hard feelings really

>>770070
I dont know how to lel
Its on /qa/

>>770100
I love all their reactions in this gif
>ADR going "dont laugh at this bullshit"
>Punk going "top fucking kek m8"
>Ref thinking "Even I cant believe this"
>Ziggler going "c'mon man"
>Foley thinking "I wish I could stick socko in Frank's mouth"
and Trips just thinking that he's the shit and a Rock/Austin type legend

>>770262
I'll keep that in mind when I finally ask for your opinion

I love my fellow /wwe/ bros that stayed even after the move.
Fuck the fags that went to other sites, they were never true bros.

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>I'm just an oldfag
>No hard feelings

>>770126
6-9 m8, he wont be back til probably Summerslam

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>No hard feelings really

>>770267

Fuck off outlel. This board sucks.

>>770258
they'd stop coming in here and gloating if you stopped being so visibly butt flustered at every little thing

>>770267
right now the biggest enemy of /wwe/ is /wwe/

>>770083
This
Fuck /tv/ its like a whole board of swedekucks

>>770272
I know it sucks but if we all disband itd be worse.

>>770267
Has anyone seen DEVITT lately?

>>770255
How are all those 500 post power ranking threads and happening bowl threads you get to have now that we're gone? Oh wait lol

>>770277
Hes ded

The Rock >>>>>> Austin

>>770251
>>770252
I dont get why Del Rio with Zeb isn't a comedy face like when Kurt Angle was Stone Cold's "lil Deputy".

Its money all over. The writing is simple.
>Zeb invites Del Rio over to participate in his family Thanksgiving football game.
>Del Rio shows up in the next segment dressed up in full soccer gear
>"OH ALBERT! ha-HA"
>Training montages of Zeb teaching Del Rio American football
>Del Rio constantly kicking the football when it is thrown to him.
>"Catch the ball, why? Its called FOOT-ball, Zeb!"
>"OH ALBERT! ha-HA"

>>770044
Truly the GOAT

>>770295
>Zeb teaches him pole vaulting
>Accidentally clears a whole wall with a bag full of drugs

>>770282
I couldn't care less about event bowls or power ranking threads. Just happy that your nonsport waifugenerals aren't on /sp/ anymore

>>770272
It's where you belong though. Just make it good, you have the ability to make /asp/ the way you want it

>>770301
Except we don't because the mods ignore everything we say and won't work with us.

>>770303
>the mods ignore everything we say
stop doing what you want and start doing what you're told

>>770303
Pretty different when the Mod wasn't coddling you guys back on /sp/ huh?

>>770298
So you don't actually know or like /sp/ culture then?

>>770301

Kill yourself outlel

>>770306
Do you do what you're told?

>>770153
Only one way to find out anon!!

>>770306

>this virgin lurking our threads 24/7 since we moved

what is wrong with you

>>770312
i don't throw a temper tantrum because The Man is trying to put me down, so yes

>>770315
18+

>People are still giving this mod cock sucker (You)s
>This faggot is here 24/7 shilling for mods

>>770317
Why would Jessie Godderz do such a thing?

>>770308
I didn't say that. I wouldn't mind if eventbowls or power rankings were on /sp/ I'm just not going to pitch a fit for it.

But WWE was never wanted on /sp/, /sp/artans didn't want Monday Raw threads there 5-6 years ago and in the General Era most of /sp/ didn't want a wwe general.

/asp/ is where /wwe/ belongs

>>770251
>>770252
IWC should like Del Rio because hes a mix of newschool work rate and 80s mentality.

He can't get completely over without decent writing and a good writing. But he can go in the ring.

He wanted to keep working that match with Sin Cara after the finger injury because thats what good ol' boys do. Also he didn't let that that punk ass producer get away with disrespecting him without slapping him in the face. I bet Vince & Michael Hayes loved that.

>>770114
>>770154
>>770158
Roman is over. Limit his talking and I'm ready to root for him. The Wyaat HiaC match was pretty good. I'm 100% over the "lets boo Roman because they want us to like him" deal. Out side of Taker, Cena, and Brock, I don't want any older guys at Mania. No Big Show, No Kane, No Orton, No Sting, No Nostalgia. Hell, I'll pass on Sheamus too.

It should be sink or swim for guys like Ziggler and Cesaro. Give em bigger spots on the show to make em main eventers or let them go over the next 18 mos. The roster is too full

>>770321
Only newfags that were trying their hardest to fit in cared about us

>>770324
I like Del Rio. I just think it was a terrible decision for him to leave everything going on in AAA and Lucha Underground.
He was a top guy, now he's just a mid-carder with "haters".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPXfyhfrUs0

How does the Rock JR make you feel?

>>770321

>threads started on /sp/ by /sp/ users
>they were never wanted it on /sp/

Nice retard logic.

>>770328
Anyone who advocated /wwe/ being on /sp/ was never a true /sp/artan.

>>770329
Nice no true scotsman there.

>>770328
your new is showing
the very first reply to the very first wwe general on /sp/ was to go away

Nick Bockwinkel was a smug douchebag. Fuck him.

>>770329
>>770333

>wahhh I didn't like it so there's no way anyone else did

Literally reddit-tier

>>770329
Toplel, i bet you havent even been on an olympics at spee have you

>>770332
>>770335
>every single poll that asked "should wwe be on /sp/" had most of the votes for /wwe/ to gtfo
>b-but we were accepted
No
>>770335
>this strawman argument
>the minority think we belong so that means we do

>>770336
Olympics /sp/ is both fun and annoying at the same time. And the gloating about gold medals and who has more is remnant to the old /sp/ Euro Vs USA threads that were always constant on the first few pages

>>770335
when did you start watching football? that's some might fine shifting of the goalposts if i do say so myself

>>770341
So how were we bad on /sp/ but yet right now there are like 10 shitpost threads about Brady and like 10 about Ronda?
>inb4 "b-but it's not a real sport"

>>770326
He got a boat load of cash, a lightened schedule, and gets to be on the #1 product in the world.

Its kind of a no brainer. Do you want to be the best player on the Tampa Bay Buccanneers making mid level money or the 4th best player on the New England Patriots making top level money?

>>770345
Yes. WWE is not a sport. You can greentext that all you want but that is a straight up fact no matter how much you cry about it.

In fact there is absolutely nothing about WWE that has any sort of parallel to sports other than "the wrestlers are athletic"

>>770349
Why are you even in this thread?
Do you just spent your days hating everything?

>>770349
The fact you came here to shitpost just shows how autistic you are. Do you have nothing better to do?

>>770345
>this board sucks let's move to /tv/
>/wwe/ belongs in /tv/ please let us stay
>get kicked off /tv/
>WWE IS A SPORT AND THAT WILL NEVER CHANGE

So are we going to make a room on Taima for Raw tonight?

>>770345
>how were we bad on /sp/
You gloated that the Mod was on your side and you made your threads be mostly about your wrestling waifus

>the most common word of the entirety of the wwe threads was Bliss followed by Paige

>>770352
>>770354
Thank you for your admittance of defeat by backpedaling

>>770341
No poll had a > i dont care because im not a newfag autist option
They were flawed

>>770357
those were 2-4 autists.

Look at the /hoc/ thread its like 2-4 people talking about Publix subs very rarely is there any hockey discussion.

>>770359
>m-muh backpedaling
you chose to come to this thread. Even though you don't seem to like it. Just to start a fight. Do you really have nothing better to do than be a bitter cunt?

>>770361
all polls are flawed, every "should X board be deleted" wins even without the aid of votebots

>>770362
so are you saying that hockey isn't a sport or that moderation should actually be stricter? really getting mixed signals here

>>770363

I like how the poll was done randomly on a whim in the middle of the night and then decided after a hour or so. Real scientific.

>>770361
The "I don't care" option is just not voting. The polls weren't flawed, the majority of /sp/ did not want /wwe/

>>770362
>those were 2-4 people
The fact that only a few people could make most of the generals overall life span be mostly a Bliss and Paige thread is even more reason to get you guys off of /sp/

>>770368
>middle of the night
Some were made at peak traffic times and kept going for a whole week. It's just a fact that the majority didn't think you belonged on /sp/ that's all there is to it

>>770370
>be mostly a Bliss and Paige thread
>1600 threads
>mostly Bliss/Paige

Keep trying

>>770365
you complained about the waifufags who shitpost (which we hate/hated)

I'm just making a counter argument that the hockey thread is mainly talking about sandwiches.


Moderation should be lax to an extent.(If your derailing a thread by shitposting that shouldn't be allowed)
We should of gotten our own board then we could talk about the over promotions that are popular (The Indie ones mainly). It would of been a good compromise.
>>770370
So /hoc/ should get taken off of /sp/ since 2-4 people make the /hoc/ thread more about "memes" than actual hockey discussion.

>>770370
>>770370
No its not, it means > i dont care because im not an autist
How many butthurt e-mails did you send every week because some people were talking about something you didnt like on an anonymous samoan spinebreaking forum?

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>my life is so shitty i go to threads about things I don't like so that i can complain about rules on 4chan

You realize how pathetic you are, right?

>>770373
>the two most common words in /wwe/ are Bliss and Paige
>the most common pictures are diva pictures
>not a bliss/paige general
Keep denying

>this newfag with his revisionist history

Kek

My only gripe is the flags but other than that is it that big of a deal? I mean, now I have to go to two boards for /heem/ and /wwe/ but do you guys really mind that much?

We got quite literally a board to ourselves. Outlaw wrestling is now a thread on its own and now waifufags can have their own threads.

Give it a week or two and the /sp/ autists will stop coming to shitpost and there won't be as much shitposting since bored board users wanted a thread to shitpost in and wwe was the perfect target.

I welcome change.

>>770374
Hockey is a sport. I don't understand where you are trying to go with this.

>>770374
i thought the problem was this being a dead board with low traffic? not sure how an entirely separate board would fix that issue

>>770379

>a gimmick autists posts 'in4bliss' at the start of every thread
>all threads are Bliss threads

Nope

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WHO /yeahyeahyeah/ HERE

>>770384
>My only gripe is the flags but other than that is it that big of a deal?

They are completely unnecessary now that we have a poster count on 4chan.

>we should have gotten our own board

No you shouldn't have. You had /wooo/ but it wasn't enough, you wanted to gloat about being on 4chan and /sp/

This is essentially your board. It was created with WWE in mind. Beggars can't be choosers

>>770388
>not understanding that the most common word used in the 1500+ wwe threads is "Bliss" followed by "Paige"
>still being in denial

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Best William Regal moments?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UODxBeK3vcQ

>>770390

I can still tell who swedekek is but no one pays attention to me since I don't have a rare flag accompanying me anymore.

>>770386
/asp/ was made for alternative sports (which is anything that isn't Hockey, Baseball, Basketball, American Football, and Football)

So there's a huge argument that /HEEM/ belongs on here (as well as cricket and rugby threads). Hell /bet/ is more /biz/ than /sp/ related and /trb/ is more /vg/ related than /sp/.

>>770392
/wooo/'s board is a shithole you can get banned for talking shit about a wrestler they like.

>>770395
Just make a trip you autist

>>770393
18+

>>770397
/bet/ /trb/ and /fifa/ I agree aren't /sp/ and personally I wouldn't miss them at all if they were taken off /sp/

But in all fairness they are more closely associated with /sp/ than /wwe/ is

>>770357
>the most common word of the entirety of the wwe threads was Bliss followed by Paige

did you expect people to take this at face value? this isnt even true. paige had more entries first off and both numbers were greatly exaggerated. some of the more popular male wrestlers have higher #s

>>770400
They original reasoning behind /wwe/ being on /sp/ was that the Japanese consider Pro wrestling an actual sport. (Which they do) it was allowed as a way of honoring that since 4chan is based on a Japanese board.

To Westerners like us it isn't a sport but to them it very much is like Lucha Libre. (Some Prowrestlers are very famous in Japan like The Great Muta whose comparable to Blue Demon).

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>he cares about the rules on 4chan
>he gets butthurt over threads he doesn't have to click on

>>770404
You'd think Hiro would honor that.
What a piece of shit

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>3
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>>770262

Holy shit, this arguing demolishing is the main /wwe/general.

Look I appreciate the enthusiasm. But by complaining about whether or not /wwe/ was messing up /sp/ or belongs on /asp/, /wwe/ on /asp/ is getting ruined.

Could we get a separate thread to contain the /asp/ vs /sp/ arguement?

I just want to talk about the WWE Championship tournament in peace. I'm kinda excited to see the new guys step up, if given a real shot.

>>770408
I agree honestly.
I cant wait for raw so we have shit to discuss

>>770404
You are completely talking out your ass.

The only reason /wwe/ managed to get on /sp/ is because before generals were a thing you would have your One thread every week on Mondays despite most people thinking you didn't deserve that, then when Generals became a thing you just moved on in and stayed under the radar while /sp/ was going through that transitional period.

>>770402
Some anon a while back posted the archive with those buzzwords and Bliss had something like 12000+ hits

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>WWE General will never return to it's former strength

Why bother

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>Hiro-sama. We, the people from /asp/ have started a poll regarding the /wwe/ situation. Our once calm board with comfy threads is completely destroyed by the amount of autism, shitposting (not the good kind), waifuism, avatarfag circlejerk that these manchildren brought with them.

> It's obvious that Wrestling is not even an alternative sport, hence the new title of the board: "/asp/ - Alternative Sports and Wrestling". Still, this doesn't helped anything to make these fags comfortable, as they only shit our board. We too believe that they didn't belong on /sp/ in the first place, nor /tv/ wants them nor either we. So, we're eager to propose the new home for them.

> A board when they are going to feel good and in their place:
>>>/trash/
> Yes, they belonged in the /trash/ and they always be.

> Hiro-sama, I hope you understand our position. And remember, the people already voted.

> Sincerely.

> /asp/

>>770408
You sound like a kekold desu.

>>770415

It did last night on /tv/.

>>770407

Nah, he caters to newshits who don't even know how to use a filter

>>770416

>just call me 3emailsadaymark

Seriousness, though, why is skating considered an alternative sport?

>>770092
Honestly, it made me appreciate older stuff while also realizing it's faults.

OOC is the best Steve

>>770411
i come from the future

first gamethread is going to be great
someone's going to make a new one as soon as it's past bump limit
it gets deleted
100+ posts crying about it
image dump because we need to be able to post images even tho most of the time we don't
gamethread is past bump/image limit on page 2
new gamethread is made
deleted
autists start spamming threads and raiding other boards
show ends
cry myself to sleep

>>770414
the archive is still up, you can search this, its not even close dude

>>770424

Instead of deleting new threads.

Why doesnt the mod just delete our old threads?

Then we still have 1 /wwe/ general like HE wants, and it isnt past the bump limit like WE want.

>>770428
>Why doesnt the mod just delete our old threads?
because the mod isn't your nanny
he's not getting not-paid to wipe your ass everytime you shit

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>>770433
whoa, you're replying to a post you can't even see! what wizardry is this!!

>>770431

but he deletes the new threads.

he would still be doing the same amount of deleting but it wouldnt cause shitposting.

seems like a win-win.

>>770436
funny how now you can take of your trip, attentionfucker

>>770432

>Spare no one
>Spear everyone

What the fuck? Why didnt they just put "Fear no one". Who designs this shit?

>>770437
my bad, i thought the point of mods was to enforce the rules, not have someone else's rules enforced on them

>>770439
The same retards that think every shirt should have shit on the back.

>>770439
I assume by the same people who make the "I got ______ by _______" shirts too.

>>770439

I got speared by Roman Reigns shirt.

This is a thing. Someone thought those were words that would look good on a shirt.

Why not just move to /r9k/? Mods don't give a shit

>>770440
>>770431
> this modloving rulefag
Stamp your feet for long enough and the rules change, as hirslope has showed us

>>770424
>move gamethread to /trash/
>mods don't give a shit

Wew

>>770439
I'm pretty sure unpaid interns are in charge of WWE's merchandise right now, hence the terrible designs that keep coming out.

>>770440
>just call me modkek mark

If you don't like the based mod you need to fuck off back to /woo/

>>770453
I laid the groundrules for those /asprowrestling/ tripfags and they've fucked off our generals since.
The mod deleting new threads is our only real problem, he should just delete old generals and we'd only have one up at a time.
Everyone wins, i thought hiro was all about giving the people what they want?

>>770445

Wanna be on a blue board so not flooded with porn and shit desu.

>>770461
No he's all about selling information.

>>770439
Trying to get the Spear over, I get it but it's lame. If anything, they should be trying to get the superman punch over as a legit finisher. It's a way more unique and identifiable move.

In 10 years the superman punch is the move you want to see in the video packages.