SMACKDOWN GAMETHREAD #5

WITH JEWS YOU LOSE!

First for based Deano saving this shitshow

I'M SPOOKY

>rawtists can't appriciate kino

You fags call this kino?

first for diet dr. pepper

So, seriously, who's winning so far?
I'm inclined to say Smackdown. It's been pretty week, but Raw was like 160 minutes of straight garbage and a decent main event.

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Can't lie. I expected more wrasslin tonight.

100 POSTS TOO EARLY

>>1688576
Who are you quoting?

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Randy should be a girl!

So far what do we rate it lads? It feels pretty hype right now, not quite as good as the main event of RAW yesterday but pretty damn good. We have divas now so it might fall flat very quick.

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>>1688554
>Impact is struggling to stay open
>Somehow better then anything

>>1688600
Raw was like a 2, absolute trash outside the ME.
I think Smackdown's a 7 so far. It hasn't faltered and kept a good, smooth pace.

Carmella is a heel?

that's not bret hart
what

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>>1688597
>implying randy orton isnt really a cute little girl deep inside

bliss is so small i bet my dick would look HUGE compared to her

BRING IT TO THE FLO

is glow some new version of plur? if so what does that aconym stand for?

Get that fucking disgusting twerking thing off my screen.

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>naomi

CMON BRUH MUH DICK CAN ONLY GET SO FUCKING HARD

>you will never come out and throw your fedora at a cheering crowd

Im not really into black women, nor am I an ass man but JESUS NAOMI!!!

is glow some new version of plur? if so what does that acronym stand for?

Naomi does things to my dick

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the fuckin state of carmella

we piss break now

>>1688660
>>1688659
>>1688654
>>1688649

kys

thank god no more chesnut brown becky

Bella sounds like that slut that got angry at the hula girl. How does John Cena tolerate her?

>>1688687
what you fucking faggot I just asked what glow meant I didnt say she was my waifu

>Match starts
"Tell me about Total Bellas"
"Blah blah"
>Ad break

Come on commentary.

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>>1688562

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>>1688687
>Triggered by guys being attracted to a woman
Are you some kind of faggot or something?

Nikki is shit on the mic, she's the definition of a butter face

>>1688687

>>>/lgbt/

what the fuck is natalia doing..

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY
What did Natalya mean by this?

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>the state of smackdown

>>1688737

>>>>/an/

>>1688579
sup

REAL THREAD IS HERE
>>>/h/4367861
>>>/h/4367861
>>>/h/4367861

>alexa bliss

more like alexa muh dick

fuck Becky is over

>>1688752
Kill yourself

You now realize that Alexa Bliss dips her hair in her period blood

BLISS PLS WIN
BLISS PLS WIN
BLISS PLS WIN
BLISS PLS WIN

Fuck I cant wait to see Athena vs Naomi so I have two cosplay raver negresses who can actually wrestle tearing it up.

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>Fel Naomi

Becky is cringe incarnate

>>1688752
Make the next one in /sp/. I want to go home.

>Becky

JUST
U
S
T

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BECKY EATING THE PIN

HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BECKY

Becky exist only to eat pins

>the city of Carmella

>>1688764

>the city of nog lovers

>becketty eating the pin

lmao

hi guys at work, what has happened so far?

I'm glad it's over.jpg

WHAT THE FUCK CARMELLA

BECKYTTY LOSES AGAIN

>Becky eats the pin
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>getting pinned by Bliss

JUST

>>1688763

you got your wish

>bella's a face
>carmella's a heel

what

Carmella did nothing, she is nothing, why are they focusing on her?

>>1688676
>>1688676
>>1688676
DISGUSTING BOTCH MACHINE

WHERE IS WEBM GUY?!

PLS GIVE US NATTIE

I guess Becky will get her time eventually...

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>Becketty eating the pin

>Becky eating more pins than she ate potatoes in her youth

Smackdown wins

BECKY WHYYYY

>>1688776
Carmella attacked the champ girl who's name I forgot, becky got pinned.

BLWG ON SUICIDE WATCH

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Quick. Post yfw Becky recieved the pin

Fuck, I remember when these 3 where in feuding teams, feels like forever ago

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Would you rather Heath's fake wife or his real wife?

>>1688798
Fuck off blwg

>nikki tagged with bliss and nattie at summerslam against becky and nnaomi
>naomi and becky cheking on nikki after the match

JUST

>>1688793
No tranny porn pls

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I wanna fuck Carmella
>pic related

>alexa bliss will never stand on you while yelling at you

Why the fuck would Becky care that Nikki was getting her shit pushed in outside the ring

Just finished having sex.

What all did I miss on Smackdown?

That match was a bad as I thought it would be, and brought the rating of an otherwise based as fuck SD down a notch or two.

why does otunga exist?

Who /unironicallylikedHeadbangers/ here

Becketty is just a jobber to the diva-tier non-wrestlers now.

The Headbangers? What the fuck? I thought one of them died

>>1688748

gays not welcome

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>headbangers

>>1688803
i wish I had his whole life 2bh

Wasnt any other Tag team besides The FUCKING Headbangers?

Really? WWE didint find any other tag team?

>Alexa shit gets the pin
Fuck this gay world ;_;

TIME FOR THE MATCH OF THE NIGHT

>>1688815
Hey how ya doin

>>1688811
Not much they are still in commercial

>>1688811
please have sex

>headbangers

WHY

Hypothetical, during a match one woman rolls up another and grabs the tights

Then she pulls the tights all the way up, stripping her ala a bra and panties match and then starts fingerbanging her.

What woman do you want doing the fingering, and which one should get fingered?

>>1688817
No that was Droz and he just got paralyzed.

>>1688813
His dad had sex.

>>1688811
>lying on an anonymous website

What did he mean by this?

>>1688787
Carmella was not working as a face, Bella was being cheered as a face.

Unlike RAW, SD booking team arent completely oblivious to the crowd reactions.

>be wwe
>need ratings
>announce matches before show on twitter
>don't get ratings
>wonder why

>>1688828

18+

>>1688831
unlike yours

>>1688822
Seek intercourse

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ayy headbangers

i'm looking forward to seeing what a team who were shite in 1997 are like in 2016

never thought I would see the headbangers in fucking 2016

someone just 9/11 smackdown already, please

I don't think I can handle the cringe if the headbangers come out to complete silence

>>1688825
kekkest of tops

>>1688828
Summer Rae fingering Paige

>>1688828
Have sex.

>>1688801
hahahahaha based Rato

>>1688828
>Fingering
Asuka
>Get fingered
Eva Marie

>>1688822
Fuck off blwg

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>>1688838
Post Ruby ANZU.

Why are you guys so salty about the memebangers?
They're just a nostalgia team to progress Heath's storyline and put someone over either now or in the semi finals

>State of becketty

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>>1688801

>>1688836
I think you mean "unlike you".

You may only reply to this post if you had sex at least once in your entire lifetime.

>blair witch

they cant be serious

>>1688852
what the fuck is this thrash and why does this guy keep posting it

>>1688799
Literally all of the love for Carmella was due to her connection to Enzo. Considering they never established that on the main roster, makes sense she was floundering.

Honestly they should move her back with them, but back as a heel who face Enzo is in love with, that was based.

>>1688853
It's still summer

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>>1688801

Is one if the headbangers that Beaver Cleavage guy?

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>>1688860
Does fucking this count?

>>1688850
patrician

>>1688853

Seriously. As long as it's a one off nostalgia thing who gives a fuck?

>>1688858
>calling Smackalphas a 6'4" god-among-Men

I ain't taking it too badly, lad.

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>smackdown

>>1688861
Oh but they are.

Fucking ruined it

>>1680364
Go and say something

Headbangers gonna win

I cut this hair. I wash this hair. I mess this hair up if I want to mess this hair up.

>who else here Bosley

>>1688863
Carmella is/was dating Cass, not Enzo.

>>1688866
Yes.

>>1688860
>tfw banged my cousin

>>1688860
I stuck my dick in a electric pencil sharpener once. Does that count?

NO POP TO BE HEARD!

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>dead silence

THEY LOOK THE FUCKING SAME SINCE 99

>>1688860
Does fucking with a condom count? Never done it without a condom.

>>1688882
In real life, but kayfabe Enzo wanted some of that.

>>>/trash/
>>>/trash/
>>>/trash/

Damn they look pretty healthy

>they look exactly the same

wtf

He fucking dabbed

SLATER

>headbangers

literally who?

BASED FUCKING SLATER

>not using the headbangers theme

DEAD ON ARRIVAL

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THEY DOING MATT FACTS FOR HAWKINS LEL

>>1688852
kay

Their fact is being part of the Attitude Era

the fuck? was that a commercial for a WRESTLER?

This crowd isn't 18+

DAB ON EM

>Heath's kids
Based

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DEAD CROWD

They look the same wtf

What fountain of youth did they find

>heath's kids section

They look the same.
Considering both guys are pushing 50, I was expecting them to look like shit.

RHYNO IS SO WEIRD LOOKING. HE SHOULDN'T BE AS WIDE AS HE IS. LIKE NIGGA WHY

>headbangers were part of the attitude era

thanks WWE for letting me know!

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>the headbangers
>state of smackdown

>HEATH's KIDS

KEK. He is the only OVER guy on Smack Down

>>1688874
You still watching?
I thought you didn't like it.

>the state of the memebangers

boy smackdown sucks

>Heath's kids

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST REDDIT IS RUINING SLATER NOW

GOD PLEASE NO

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>this headbangers theme
>smackdown

MY FUCKING NIGGAS

Rhyno and the Headbangers? What year is this pham?

>heaths kids section

reddit is going to get him even more buried

someone needs to tell Hawkins that chuck norris jokes got stale 10 years ago

I liked the Curt Hawkins street one, but other than that fuck Curt Hawkins

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Who /only here for Rhyno/ here?

FUCKING REDDIT AND THEIR SHIT

>>1688904
Thanks, anzubro.

>>1688860
I will reply to this post.

Slater and Rhyno going to kill these faggots.

>>1688900
Dieciocho i mas

>dean not even on the show

what the fuck?

Heath has a based theme to be honest

>>1688900
>Never watched them in the attitude era
18+

Isnt Mrs Cleavage dead?

>50 year olds doing 50 year old things

>>1688895
I don't feel like fapping to furry porn right now......Maybe later.

Didn't the Headbangers used to spit in each others mouths or am I'm making that up?

>Reddit shitting up another wrestler
FUCKING REDDIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1688906
This is a joke right

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NEW IMAGE MACRO FOR US

>Heath's Kids

Okay that was pretty good, the only one of those sections that hasn't been cancerous.

>>1688939
He is in the ME vs Corbin.

>>1688918
>AJ Styles
>Randy Ortan

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>yfw you remember watching them win the NWA tag belts live

What kayfabe reason would Shane and Bryan have for bringing the Headbangers in for this tournament? Why not try to sign the Revival or Gargano/Ciampa? If you're truly trying to build up a roster and beat RAW, they should be trying to sign every top name from NXT.

>>1688900

18+

>>1688926
90s are truly coming back senpai

Headbangers kept in shape tbqh senpai

>>1688895
you talkin bout /RWBYg/?

Wait, how are The Club on Smackdown?

>>1688942
No.

That would be Mosh the guy in the ring.

>>1688948
thats kinda gay

STOP BULLYING THE HEADBANGERS

the headbangers will win

marilyn manson burieed

>>1688958
Why would you beat either of those teams?

RHYNO IS THE BEST

>>1688949
eh it's neat who cares

>>1688967
lol

>>1688967
No

SINCE WHEN DOES WWE DO TAG TEAM TANDEM MOVES?

>>1688958
It's just a dumb cameo like every year in the Royal Rumble. Enjoy it and move on.

IS FUCKING RHYNO BLEEDING?

FUCKING HOW?

SLYNO

BASED RHYNO AND SLATER

jobbangers

>This isn't a squash match

>blood
\
wew

RAW BURIED IN 1 (ONE) GORE
RHYNO BRINGING COLOUR TO THE PRODUCT
BASED

already bleeding

lol

The fuck happened to Rhyno?

WE GOT BLOOD ON SMACKDOWN

SUCK IT RAWFAGS

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1 GORE

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>>1688952

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Rhyno based as fuck, being a real bro

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>Rhyno bleeding without even doing anything

thats alot of blood.

BLOOD


EEEEK THINK OF THE CHILLREN

Good fucking lord what happened, are heath and ryno made made out of paper? They bled almost immediately.

rip in piece headbangers

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>rhyno doesnt even hold the tag rope to tag himself in
>illegal tag
>wins
>state of smackdown

>no pop

ONE SPEAR

>>1688948
They used to throw up on people

>>1688531
What busted Rhyno open? I didn't even see him get hit

How did Rhyno get busted open?

>>1688958
Gargano/Ciampa are going to Raw for the cruiserweight division and the Revival are the tag champs right?

Rhyno got hit ONCE

O
N
C
E

and he's bleeding

>>1688958
both brands need good hands that can work a decent schedule without getting hurt.

>looked away for ONE second
>look back
>blood is everywhere

So are we really getting Rhyno&Slater vs AA right?

Hype Bros vs Based Heath and Rhyno

They should just give it to American alpha already

We know they will get it

>>4367885
>>4367888
>>4367889

Holy fuck rhyno is giving the headbangers the gift ... of aids.

Drink it in, fags

SMACKDOWN CONFIRMED THE TV14 SHOW
RAW FOREVER BTFO

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ONE (1) SPEAR

>>1688975
Welcome to the A Show

So are they staying, or was that just a one-time thing to be squashed?

Rhyno LITERALLY DID NOTHING other than be a hot tag

and he's bleeding like he got elbowed by Brock

TOP KEK

>>1688958
they can't just take whomever. nxt is its own company. William regal and HHH have to give the approval.

I used to dislike Rhyno, but between this and him being a conservative, I actually like the guy now.

>>1688967
yes

i dont even know whose blood that is on slaters chest fuck that was awesome

What the shit happened to Rhyno?

>>1688969
I'm talking kayfabe. Unless you're saying they kayfabe brought the Headbangers in specifically to lose to Slater/Rhyno for some reason. If it's kayfabe, you want the best possible teams in the tournament, and that would be one of the top teams in NXT.

>>1688531
>>1689012
more???

>>1688996
Welcome to every fucking tag match.

>>1689020
Crackers related injury.

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Post yfw Deanetty gets BTFO by based Corbin

>>1688996
>Submission match
>Ends in pinfall
>The staet of RAWcucks.

>>1689012
>mfw no paramilitary samoan girl to overcome the odds and pound Nia Jax

>>1689021
Why not sign Road Warrior animal?
Who the fuck cares?

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>mfw Vince starts selling "Heath's Kids" shirts next week

>>1689024
GO here: >>1683959

>>1689014
I wouldn't mind if they stayed as a supplementary enhancement team. They can still go, evidently.

>Drag your partner's body in the corner
>"TAG ME"
>ONE GORE
Based Rhyno

Did Rhyno just will his head to start bleeding out of nowhere? Or did Chaz really bust Rhyno up with a single punch? His face must have hit the rope or something.

Also if we're doing this, Steve Blackman when?

No but really, why was Rhyno bleeding?

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>I used to dislike Rhyno, but between this and him being a conservative, I actually like the guy now

>>1689031
Based

looks like Rawtists won this week

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>>1689027

>>1689038
Headbangers work stiff

>>1689038
He's old.
Doesn't take much.

>>1689017
I thought he was running for Democrat

Does this mean Rhyno gets a future WWE Title shot down the road when he wins the election?

>>1689020
Too much Cheese Whiz.

>>1689041
>implying there ever was a doubt

>>1689024
>>1689032

Get out spergs

>>1689039
and he's battling the Muslim political threat in Michigan

he's a fucking hero

>>1689038

someone accidentally cut him open

>>1689038
the crakers

>>1689041
>The 2 in 5 and 2

so, is taking the brand split seriously an actual thing on /asp/?

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>>1688801

>>1689044
He can still work a fucking match regardless

>>1689039
>Not being conservative
Back to the Bernie rally

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>>1689024
>>1689048


K. >>1683959

>>1689037
If Blackman ever comes back he's winning.

>>1689030
Because Animal is 20 years past his prime and his tag partner is dead? What the fuck are you even saying?

>>1689053
Choose a side or gtfo pinhead

>>1689041
Nah, the show was pure shit apart from the ending.
The third hour still cripples them.

>>1689022
>>1689022
NEW

>>1689022
>>1689022
NEW

>>1689022
>>1689022
NEW

>>1689022
>>1689022
NEW

>>1689022
>>1689022
NEW

Blonde Canadian female tennis player lost again. How can someone so good looking be a jobber?

>>1689060
What about Heidenreich?

>>1689041
>>1689047
>>1689052
SEETHING

>>1689032
thank you anon

>>1689053
It's just shitposting. It's all shitposting.

>>1689057

>This awful art work

Who is that faggot?

>RAW theme on Smackdown

PS: LITERALLY FUCKING WHO

THE STATE OF SMACKDOWN RIGHT NOW

>>1689037
When does Sirus the Virus return

If singles, literally who wins.

>>1689053
/asp/ JUST LIKES TO HAVE FUN MAGGLE, something that's a foreign concept to you retarded /wew/tists

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THAT'S GOTTA BE
THAT'S GOTTA BE

KANE
A
N
E

>>1689103
Fuck I hope he returns. Then they can have him replace that negro on commentary

what the fuck was that

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

>>1689103
His WWE theme song was amazing. That's all I remember about the dude. Heading the Truth Commission for a bit and then Acolytes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aszCtvV2k4

>>1689215
Didn't you watch ECW? I remember when he was recruiting Tajiri to join the network and he said they like the jap school girl demographic

>>1689288
I don't remember much about Cyrus in ECW. Just a bunch of stuff about "the network" when they were on TNN.