/asp/ vs /e/: 2016 4chan Summer Cup

BROTHER BORS
I knew you'd come

God damn it I just made this thread 5 mins ago

Yours is better tho I'll post here

Where is the updated roster?

It's not on the wiki

RUNNING IN THE 90S X4 TOP KEK PONY FAGS

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>>1565654
Got you senpai.

>>1565654
look carefully, new memes were added

>>1565660
Cenawinslol should've been updated to BMJ, otherwise pretty good

Looks like the Br/o/ther Neros are killing the Horsefucker right now in an massive upset.

Where's the stream link? Can't find

>>1565681
It's on the OP.

>/out/ vs /sp/
/sp/ about to the BTF/OUT/

>>1565660
>No representative of the best general

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W/e/'re gonna win, faggots

HORSEFUCKERS BTFO! BR/O/THER NEROS DELETED THE HORSEFUCKERS!

>>1565699
>Womens "Divegrass"

>>1565697
which general

>>1565705
/bex/

>>1565703
At least we don't have Airshits in our team

I hope /sp/ gets BTF/OUT/'D.

>>1565713
You guys cry fuck this company every time your ugly shitter jobs tho

>>1565713
Your general is an embarrassment even to the autists of /asp/

>Meshit still the /sp/ captain
>not CR7

>Fucking hope solo arbys sandwich

laffin

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>>1565660
God I'm so happy Based Fatass made the team.
I didn't think I'd get far getting the ball rolling with him, let alone GK.

I just hope he isn't shit or I'll have to kill myself.

If /sp/ and /asp/ ever face each other we will get Based Fatass against that Arby's goalie... would be glorious

WAVE THAT FLAG

>>1565639
> /asp/ team
> has a player called THE GAY COMMUNITY

May as well have all reddit and /wooo/ memes then to go with it, why isnt ARMBARS EVERYWHERE and other wew shit there?

>>1565772
I'm just glad Brother Nero is in the team.

FUCKING ARBY'S LETS ME DOWN AGAIN

I WOULD WALK 500 MILES

AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE

>>1565788
/out/ - 2
/sp/ - 1

I WOULD WALK 500 MILES

AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE

/sp/ BLOWN THE FUCK /OUT/

>>1565784
>bretpeepeepoopoo making the exact same post he did yesterday
kek what a loser

>>1565792
Its a shitty reddit/wewtist meme, not an /asp/ meme

It has no place on the team

>>1565793
So is shovelman fuck this company and cenawinslol

whats your point

Ok let's win boys.

>>1565660
where's the 18+ have sex representative

TSSSUUUUUUUUUUU

>>1565796
All should be eradicated seeing as /wwe/ has actually bought this dead nobody board some culture
Does it make you feel more at home seeing it there huh?
Fuck off back to your obscure monkey wrestling general you chortling faggot

>>1565802
Water boy.

>>1565802
Oh didnt you hear?
Reddit and /wew/ chose the team names for us

>>1565806
I'm repping grappling threads here I'm not part of your shitty community

But holy shit stop complaining about that shit there was a poll and this is what we got.

Where is the stream im too dumb to find it

>>1565809
calm down they are just memes

>>1565810
Plus if I recall Cenawinslol and FUCKTHISCOMPANY was before /wwe/ took over /asp/.

>>1565813
They're from woo

>>1565811
Read the OP.

>>1565813
i don't remember fuck this company from last time

>>1565811
hitbox.tv/ the 4chin cup
just change the 4chin for 4chan

>>1565810
> im repping the grappling generals
/lgbt/ is playing tonight?

Only joking m8, tonight is the night all of /asp/ comes together to bond

>>1565819
Thanks

>cricket

our team is so fucking dependent on Bork, it's not even funny. Just like WWE

/SP/ BTF/OUT/'D!

/out/ - 3
/sp/ - 2

WHAT A FUCKING SAVE

>>1565829
I dunno, Bruce Lee has been pullin' his weight lately.

Kek fuck spee

I dont miss those unfunny cunts

IT'S OFFICAL

/SP/ BTF/OUT/'D!

>Final Results
>>>/out/ - 3
>>>/sp/ - 2

>>1565660
where's rawtist
where's NEVER IN MY LIFE
where's Jarvis
where's """""""women's wrestling"""""""
where's 18+
where's outlaw smark
where's RuRu

etc etc etc

>>1565848
"""""""women's wrestling""""""" is in m8

>>1565848
>where's """""""women's wrestling"""""""

Its right fucking there

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Guys, I just had a thought... /asp/ is on an Elite cup streak. That being, never been relegated.

Why don't we have the Undertaker on the team?

>>1565852
Nah, bad mojo brah.

>>1565852
The player should just be called "The Streak"

/d/eviants vs /vp/oreons are next.
>>1565852
Taker's streak was broken. That would jinx our team.

Those yank cunts on commentary are fucking annoying

Is it protomario?

>>1565639
I'm so glad THE GAY COMMUNITY made it in

>>1565852
our manager is pretty fucking based for a pokefag

always keeps us competitive, doesn't attention whore, and we get to stay in the cup pretty much forever

>still 2 games unitl /asp/
at least they are bound to be good games

>>1565849
>>1565851
is she sasha banks or nia jax
if she's sasha does she have a horse head

>>1565862
Sup /woo/

>>1565854
>>1565856
But the only way the streak could be broken is if someone gets Bork to their team...

And /asp/ already have him.
Invincibility bro!
[spoiler]Though that would just be all the more heartbreaking when the streak is broken by... I dunno, /soc/... Fucking Selfies.[/spoiler]

hard to simply just imply rigged when one dude rigged spuh's first win.
Also this is reddit af

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Who are you rooting for?

>>>/vp/
or
>>>/d/

>>1565870
And I just realised where I am and spoilers don't work.
Imma go drink bleach!

>>1565870
we have /e/ /mu/ and /w/

we should get out but lose to /mu/

the streak wont end

>>1565873
/vp/

Weebs should be eradicated

>>1565873
I hope /d/ slaughters the beatos.

>>1565871
it's fun faggot
>>1565873
no relationship with either but im pulling for /d/

>>1565880
we do have a relationship w/ /vp/ tho

>>1565882
Hi Beato, how's Gardevoir?

>>1565876
I have a prediction on another board after someone informing me that since wrasslin' is predetermined, this should be as well.

Win against /e/
Draw against /mu/
Win by 1 via trademark cheeky Cenawinslol 90+

> /d/
Isnt that the weeb dickgirl board?

Why would anyone pull for them?

>>1565873
I dislike both teams tbqh

>>1565888
>wrasslin' is predetermined

prove it asshole

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>>1565888
Trips don't lie.

>The state of /d/'s stadium

>>1565892
Smackdown this week will have Dolph Ziggler and Dean Ambrose in a tag match against Bray Wyatt and Luke Harper in which they'll win to show that they can kind of get along, but then they'll serious the fuck up toward each other when they remember they have a Summer Slam match against each other!

>>1565889
Well ever since Beatogate, /vp/oreons are consider the scourge of /wwe/ so apparently we hate them with a passion now.

Root against the people we hate I guess. Although I'm rooting for /vp/ as respect for our manager.

what /vp/ meme is the wingull?

So when is /woo/ fc playing?

>>1565909
like an 45 mins to an hour away

>>1565909
>bretcuck still seething

>>1565909
at least we have Phil, Deanetty and WW in there

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>>1565907
A redesign of Trumpets.
I'm not entirely sure why Wingull specifically, but their roster has this drawing, so... take from that what you will...

/vp/ is going over lads

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>>1565907
>Trumpets
>Along with the water, the trumpets are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived. Everyone else, please kindly go. You are standing in the presence of the Übermensch.
Beats me, I'm not much of a Pokefag.

BRAVEST BIRD

>>1565914
>>1565915
I hope there is a new poll for team names before the next cup

why the fuck is Bob Sapp playing for the hentai team?

>>1565941
BBC?

>>1565941
he's big in japan but idk

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>>1565941
Because

dayum

fug has so much hustle

/d/eviants have fought the /vp/oreons to a standstill.

>Final results
>>>/d/ - 3
>>>/vp/ - 3

/sp/ is fucked now

they might need 2 wins to get out group

just 1 more game

It's our group now. Time for /mu/ vs /w/.

Better keep an eye on /mu/. They are one of the few true powerhouses on the cup.

Who are you going to root for the next game?

The /mu/tants
or
The /w/eebs

>>1565978
Rooting for /mu/h niggers.

>>1565978
going with /mu/ their anthem it's great

>>1565978
/mu/, of course. I mean, I'm happy that /w/ made it to their first Elite, but they stand no chance.

>>1565978
I feel confident that /w/ is generally shit, while /mu/ I'm forced to admit is fairly decent.
So I'd rather /w/ win just to weaken /mu/ a bit to make damn sure /asp/ will go through.

>>1565978
a /mu/ win is in our best interest

We prolly can't beat them so its best if they just win out and we take the 2 seed

>>1565981
IIIIIII LOVE YOU, JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST

>>1565983
That's backwards thinking

If /mu/ is strong we want /mu/ tho 3-0-0 the group so all we need is to be better than the shitters

if /w/ gets three points it turns to chaos

>>1565978
no one
they'll draw and then /asp/ beats both

>>1565978
/mu/ obvs

>>1565990
This is me thinking /asp/ are going to either 7 or 9pt the group and top that shit.

/asp/ going to win our match.

>>1565997
Aren't they a top-5 team in this?

hopefully the match starts before my lunch break is over

Did I miss the /asp/ game? Who won?

>>1566008
Not yet.

>>1566008
It's after this game.

>>1566008
we play after this game

we're the main event of tonight

>>1566013
/asp/ confirmed for draw

>>1566000
They were ranked 3, but they went down to 4.
>>1566007
Probably will start at 6:00PM EST.
>>1566008
Not yet, we're next.
>>1566013
/asp/ confirmed draws!

>>1566013
based /asp/ drawing all the viewers

Did /mu/ drop trout mask replica?

wtf he was like their third best player

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>How do you pronounce David Bowie?

For those who don't know:
-/asp/'s highest position in a cup was 5th.
-/asp/ is currently placed 13th in the official ranking.
-/asp/ is currently the team with the longest streak in the Elites
-/asp/ is also the only team to never been relegated even since entering the Elites.

>>1566026
Bo-we.

>>1566013
>>1566028
BIG MONEY /asp/

>>1566028
>-/asp/ is currently the team with the longest streak in the Elites
And by that I mean longest streak of consecutive appearances in an Elite cup.

>>1566032
if we're relegated we can just change our gimmick to broken /asp/

>>1566036
BROTHA /SP/artans! I KNEW YOU'D CUM

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>post yfw /asp/ pulls a Leicester this year

So assuming Roman Reigns is in the game... How are we supposed to react?
If he lets the ball pass, we Boooo.
If he clears it, we Boooo.
If he happens to be a pretty defining pass that leads to a goal, we BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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oh shit viewers are dropping by the sec
the /mu/nettys are killing the product!

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>>1566041
Wrong pic.

>>1566044
RECORD

>>1566048
LOW

/mu/ here
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1566054
Don't worry, you guys will win this match.

>>1566054
18+

>>1566059
Merzbow is carrying the team

>>1566044
/mlp/ and /sp/ played already, that's why.

PUT IN SCARUFFI

HE'S THE ONLY HOPE

M E R Z B O W

>>1566066
The fact that so many books

THE FUCKING WALL

Fucking Jeff

Well... a Draw is kind of the best result for us, right?

/mu/tants held their ground from the /w/eebs shit taste in music.

Final Results
>>>/mu/ - 1
>>>/w/ - 1

/asp/ is the main event next.

A draw is good if we win

If we don't its trouble

>>1566073
>>1566075
>>1566062
OFFICIAL MATCH SOUNDTRACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKM8D0R9KAk

Wow. Wasn't expecting /mu/ to just tie. Gotta admit that /w/ was playing good.

Oh, well. It's our turn now.

WELCOME TO WRESTLEMANIA

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IT'S TIME LADS! GET IN HERE /ASP/!

if they do the ANDHISNAMEISJOHNCENA jokes like they did last cup im gonna be so fucking mad

>>1566090
RISE UUUUUP

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SOMETIMES

I GET A GOOD FEELING

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>>1566094
they did it again guise

LET'S
GO

>>1566100
THANK YOU JOHN!

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT

>>1566100
I prefer the thank him for all he's done for retarded children one

>>1566100
thank you bmj

>>1566100
THANK YOU JHON

>>1566100
THANK YOU JHON

LIVE FROM THE TOKYO DOME IT'S /ASP/ VS /E/!

>not picking the kaneball

>tokyo dome
Five stars incoming

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>They renamed CENAWINSLOL

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who /markingout/ here

MELTZ IS GONNA RATE US *****

>RED BIG MATCH JOHN
OH BOY

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/smack/lads report!

BIG MATCH JOHN

oh nice groudon renamed CENAWINSLOL

HOLY SHIT WE GOT BIG MATCH JOHN

WE CAN'T LOSE

THE ODDS ARE SO AGAINST US

Where do I go to watch this?
THANK YOU JOHN

>all the anti-smark memes are red
SMARKS BTFO!

>RED JHON
>RED ROMAN

YOU THINK YOU'RE SPECIAL, YOU DO

>>1566128
hitbox
it'll probably be on the front page, it's not a big site like twitch

/asp/ IS WAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eQV1lLjnYo

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>>1566121
"no"

>>1566128
it's on hitbox, should be on the front page

>>1566136
Leave lemonhead!

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>>1566112
W/e/'ve got this

>>1566135
this should have been our anthem

Based Crossfit Jesus jerseys!

>>1566134
>>1566138
Thank you boys. Now let's FUCK UP THOSE WEEBS

>adding in scooterfags
When will /stonerplanks/ and /toyguns/ leave

>tfw no Crossfit Jesus on the pitch

>>1566150
woodflippers can stay
fuck toygun fags

>>1566151
The team kit is from him, so he'll be supporting us in spirit.

>Women's """"""divegrass"""""""

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>Red Big Match John

R.I.P. Weebs

Is there anywhere else on 4chan where the cup is being talked about?

/vg/ /v/ and /e/ don't seem to have a thread up.

holy shit it looks just like broken matt

>>1566163
/sp/ had threads up but they're dead now after their humiliating loss

>>1566163
/sp/ usually has one

EASY GOAL

OH SHIT! ALREADY!

BASED NONWRESTLING /ASP/

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LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL

YES

BRUCE FUCKING LEE

>>1566163
/vg/ has. It's /4ccg/
/sp/, /m/, /mlp/, us some others usually have threads.

was Bruce Lee a draw?

>Phil forever with the assist
when will he walk out?

>that handball by Phil

>Phil breaking the rules
BASED PUNK

based CM Phil working the anti-smarks

>that handball by phil

kek

phil channeling some EDDIE

VIVA LA RAZA

LOOK AT MY HAND

WHAT DO YOU SEE

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CM PHIL
CM PHIL
CM PHIL

DELETE

DELETE

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>handball

It's shenanigans lad we're turning heel. We ain't getting a clean win today.

>commentators talking about other matches instead of calling the match

it's just like one of my wrestlings

LETS GO W/ASP/S!

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>>1566195
I thought we were always heel.

BMJ trying to put over Brother Nero

Do the new /asp/ players have blenders?

>>1566203
yes

>>1566197
I LOVE IT MAGGLE!

/e/ paying their dues

>>1566203
Ah. Couldn't tell what they were, if any.

What's Women's """"""WRESTLING""""""?

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Come on, /e/

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SUMBITCHES!

>"""""""women's """""""wrestling"""""""

Oh shit guys!

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>>1566214
You should leave.
Before you do though PLEASE. HAVE. SEX

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Remove Weebs

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LOOK AT THOSE ODDS BROTHER

>>1566222
>Those digits

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Well shit.

Cena, quit trying to put Brother Nero Over and score!

>>1566222
oh shit

I don't know whether to cheer for the remnants of old /asp/ or to cheer for /e/ to defeat the flood of professional wrestler faggots...
I'll go with /e/ because of that OP that was just played. Sorry, /asp/.
GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE MAGIC https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5Ca_E_-IVE

>>1566222
4 scoops

OH SHIT NO!

Oh for fuck sake...

CENA WE NEED YOU

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>I don't know whether to cheer for the remnants of old /asp/ or to cheer for /e/ to defeat the flood of professional wrestler faggots...
>I'll go with /e/ because of that OP that was just played.

>>1566244
We're gonna overcame the odds.

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no pls

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what is happen?

NO NEED TO PANIC.

well shit....

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*ODDS INTENSIFIES*

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>Those odds
Can he overcome them boys?

Fuck /wooo/fc

>>1566254
>>1566253
>>1566237
SAVE.US.BMJ

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/e/ eating /asp/'s lunch

>not subbing in Based Fatass
We're going to lose

WE HAD TO FUCKING CLEAR IT

JUST KICK IT DOWNFIELD

Guys /asp/ is just getting /e/ over.

It'll work. And we can make it back at wrestlemania season.

>>1566261
please have sex

brock phoning it in, only there for the paycheck

>>1566260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6x9ao6phU0

NO WE'RE GETTING BURIED! BMJ SAVE US!

BORK LAZER A FUCKING SHIT

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WE'VE BEEN WORKED

>losing to little girls
18+

FUCKING ROMAN

THIS IS WHY YOUR PUSH GOT CANCELLED

>>1566270
wow he really looks like a CAW here

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STOP JOBBING TO /e/ GOD DAMN IT!

FUCKING /STONERPLANK/ BURYING US

Okay, yeah. /asp/ played pretty bad today. But DON'T FEAR. There are still two matches left. It's practically a gamble, but it's possible.

DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE

>eating the pin
WHY BROTHER WHY

It was good first match was a draw then

We still in this

If somebody got 3 points there we'd be berried

>>1566281
The one day he's not doping.

>>1566261
seek sunlight

/e/ must be deleted

WHAT A SHIT LOAD OF FUCK

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Eat defeat, /asp/

>>1566291
>>1566301
lose weight

MINUS FIVE STARS

>>1566301
lose weight

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FUCKING ROMAN!
Who the hell made him defender?!

FUCK THIS GAME!

DELETE
DELETE
DELETE
DELETE
DELETE
DELETE

We need to beat /mu/ then on Sunday.

>>1566301
have sex

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Well done /e/

How the fuck are we gonna be /mu/ when we job to /e/

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What's goin on, Dave?

>>1566301
>>1566320
have sex

LMAO

this is what you get for putting wue and reddit memes on the team instead of /wwe/ memes

Toppest of keks

>>1566320
18+

>>1566331
this
purge the lineup

We still got this right?

>>1566328
What did he mean by this?

FUCK anime.

>>1566363
/mu/'s a meme team. We'll win.

>>1566363
this is building to be a comeback storyline!

>>1566363
4'2 vanilla midget indie darlings from /mu/ stand no chance

>>1566363
Of course! One loss is nothing. We could even qualify with a win, loss, draw scenario.

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>>1566367
Cry more

>>1566399
BEGGING you to have sex

>>1566399
>Telling us to cry more
>/e/
> One of the biggest chokers in the cup
If you're gonna bait, do it well.

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OP here. I won't be watching the /mu/ match because of reasons so here is the picture for the gamethread.

GO W/ASP/S!

Just don't get discouraged, manager. We know the team is good. We just bad a bad start. Even /fit/ and /mlp/ were BTFO.

>>1566456
Even Brother /sp/artan was btf/out/'d.

>>1566461
/sp/ sucks historically though