>36 posts early
Kys autist
Based Bray
Time to smile guys
:D
:D
:DDD
how BTFO are rawtists gonna be tonite?
A FUCKING LUCHA... THING
>>1553247
Incoming Botchto
Meltzer calling Brock on smackdown.
Based Bray
SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG
>that opening promo
That was pretty fucking great, honestly. I am actually invested in Dolph's underdog babyface, and Dean came off like a top cunt.
I like how Daniel Bryan looks and acts like someone's fun but responsible uncle now
>>1553319
>fataru
>daniel bryan
Time to make good lucha thing
GOOD
LUCHA
THING
>5'6"
Post yfw Bray wins
WHY THE FUCK IS MIZ ON COMMENTARY
Leave all wrestlers off commentary forever except for Kevin Owens, and then he's limited to once a month. KO is good but repetitive and everyone else is just miserable.
:D
>>1553353
GODDAMNIT WOOOOOO
>>1553358
They are building a pretty goo story for the show with Ziggler trying to prove himself. I hope somehow it gets made into a triple threat.
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
kalisto sucks
>Tfw there will never be another rey mysterio
>>1553353
>A FUCKING LUCHA... THING
GOD DAMN IT
>#LuchaThings
>Corbin
>6'8
He is not that tall.
KALELTO
>Crews/Kalisto/Corbin
that sure is some star power for Smackdown
>you will never cum on Apollo's abs
Why even live?
>this shit camera angle is back
lmfao state of this show man
>announcers get Apollo Creed's name wrong
Why does Miz look like a shitty Youtuber blogger from the late 2000s?
Those new entrance graphics are pretty cool
WE HAVE A RACE WAR
>>1553369
Kalisto should be in the fucking cruiserweight division
Why doesn't Apollo have an MVP-type gimmick? Instead of le smiling happy black man.
>people actually chant Lucha
Do your thing, Kalisto
>>1553361
>liking skeletons
Necrophilia is gross anon.
>>1553247
What do you guys think about the things they show when the superstars come out now? I think it's a nice touch
>>1553370
Big Show is actually a great commentator
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>>1553369
>these new camera angles
>>1553369
>yfw Brock shows up and gets RKO'd again
>>1553401
MVP could talk on the mic
even in TNA, he was good there, one of his better promos there was about how "thug" was the new n-word, iirc
>These awful camera angles
We need Kevin Dunn
>>1553396
Edgy White Vs A monkey Vs A flipping Mexican.
:D will go over
:D
I know this to be true :D
>>1553369
>major key alert
>>1553418
:(|)
Calisto moves Latino merch. That's why he stays relevant. It's pure business and that he's not Og cara levels of bad
Finn Balor is cute, he is cuter than anyone on Smackdown.
Harambe dindu nuffin
>>1553414
I want the crowd to start chanting "God dammit woo! God dammit woo!" At kalisto
>>1553369
bray is better than that shitty hbk wananabe
My Apollo will go over :D
I know this to be true :D
>>1553369
>o
Major kek alert
>>1553405
>Anger Management poster
Why
>>1553418
Well, they had him win the battle royal. I'm sure they'll want to continue his momentum.
>tfw a manlet is short near me
>>1553369
>>1553425
Fuck off faggot.
>>1553369
>>1553436
New episodes when
>>1553369
>>1553441
>/asp/ is /pol/
>tfw like Baron Corbin and want him to go all the way
:D needs to just hang out and be "midcard popular" like Neville for a while.
>>1553369
Rip Ziggler's push
BASED LUCHA THING
>>1553438
More like Jon Bad, amirite?
This match is pretty good.
DEEP SEX
>>1553441
Make me.
nice tits maryse
>>1553444
Probably never. Weren't they supposed to be 9?
>>1553370
>not liking BASED MIZ on the mic
His mic skills are 10/10. It's his ring skills that are shit.
He gets heat just by standing in the ring.
Maryse has strong foot game
>someone does a move
>cut
>someone does another move
>cut
>'hard' cam is constantly moving and zooming and shit
holy fuck this is nauseous
Maryse gonna get blacked
:D
:D
BASED APPOLLO!
:D
Whites lose again.
Wtf
:D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS :D WINS
Corbin just broke his ass
Apollo wins
:D
Based Negro
:DDDDD
>>1553463
He doesn't get heat
He gets mild disapproval
Keklisto doing that Lucha thing
le smiley negro #18 wins!
Is the boondocks a good show/ red pilled?
:D vs >:( vs :o with B^) on commentary
MARSYE IS GOING TO GET BLACKED
WTF? THE MATCH WAS STARTING TO GET FUN.
>>1553301
called it
So Fatal-Four way for the belt?
>>1553482
underrated post
>>1553483
would jerk off to/10
>>1553369
I mean, I'd be happy on one hand but on the other hand it makes Dolph look really stupid.
>i rock bottom myself, lmao
>>1553482
:(|)
miz blown out too
>maryse's tits
Jesus Christ those tits Maryse
SELF ROCK BOTTOM
>LE SELF ROCK BOTTOM MAN
>>1553482
:D kek
le self rock bottom man
>The state of Baron Corbin's goomba shaped torso
>>1553447
I'm not a /pol/ack.
>>1553481
i think it was, it was ahead of it's time.
>the fucking state of baron Corbin's hairline
Shave your fucking head, Corbin.
Also get off my TV you smelly fucking bum.
Based Eva vs Jobber Lynch.
>deanetty vs ziggler
>apollo vs miz
lol
smackdownies on suicide watch!
>the city of Smackdown
>Eva Marie
Dear God why!
>no good lucha thing IC champ
GOD DAMN IT
>Becky jobbing to Based Eva Marie
>>1553482
I love it
>Becky Lynch vs Eva Marie
>Ph.D. in being 7 foot tall
>could have any finisher he wants
>Rock Bottoms himself
_ ____ __ ____ Maryse
>maryse
>eva
fug lads how can rawtists even compete
all they have is a horse and charles
SELF ROCK BOTTOM
SELF ROCK BOTTOM
SELF ROCK BOTTOM
BY GAWD HE BROKE HIMSELF IN HALF
>>1553513
Wooooo
>becketty vs eva marie
>>1553369
I prefer Bray, but Dolph's build tonight was great, and I'd like them to continue it.
Ideally make it a 3 way
Le becky balboa vs eva "all plastic everything" marie
Now post yfw Eva marie beat Becky
>Apollo vs Miz
So Miz winning Summer Slam?
>>1553511
checked
RAWTISTS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Battle of the Reds
>>1553369
>>1553520
He doesn't lift himself in the air
A downward spiral is a self rock bottom
Ohh boy its Eva "I cant wrestle but I have tits" Marie.
>Eva Marie is still employed
>>1553525
>>1553527
Apollo goes over to start his inevitable feud with Shelton Benjamin over who is the happiest black man
So when The Rock rock bottoms Baron Corbin, who feels the most pain?
>>1553537
fag
>>1553527
Yep, Miz is going to be this year's Kane, he's just the established veteran to help put over all the new talent with good matches until the writers decide one of them is good enough to take over.
>>1553536
>>>/wew/
>>1553525
>>1553540
the audience
>>1553525
>>1553527
Doubtful.
Miz has literally done nothing with the IC title. And Vince loves Crews. He will win at SS.
I want to lick Eva Maries butthole
>>1553536
oh look it's a /wew/ist
>>1553537
>>>/wew/
>>1553525
What is Eva Marie's gimmick for real?
Is she a softcore pornstar?
>>1553525
>The state of /asp/ if it happens
>>1553471
There weren't any whites in that match.
>>1553527
Nah Apollo will win to build Crews.
>>1553540
>that ref reaction
every time
>>1553369
>>1553525
>>1553551
Carter we know you're gay
>>1553541
Eva botches more then Sasha and Carmallia combined
>>1553537
She must suck a mean dick.
The girl has no talent, and has been pushed and sent back to nxt like 3 times the past 4 years.
>>1553558
>Implying anyone here cares about women's """""Wrestling"""""
lmao
Eva Marie has a great heel entrance
>>1553525
Please i need meme magic
>>1553369
>>1553569
who the fuck cares about their wrestling """""""""""skill"""""""""""
have sex nerd
Becky has a cute butt
TIME FOR BOTCH
What happened to Mauro Ranallo, he doesn't look himself tonight
I want Becky to leglock my face against her roasties
Lesnar's not showing up tonight, is he? I haven't read shit but I know he only shows up to like 5 shows a year.
BECKY IS CUTE! CUTE!
>>1553369
>tfw becky wont wrap her thighs around your face
You promised me no women's wrestling smackdaddys
>>1553571
They care about Becky.
Based Eva working the marks and smarks into a frenzy!
>>1553576
This. All about sex appeal.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I think Eva Marie will break Becketty's neck here.
Summer Rae almost did it.
>this fucking cringe entrance
state of this show holy shit
OH MY GOD TOM WILL YOU SHUT UP
>>1553525
Well, those are some titties
SEDUCE ME EVA
Jesus Eva is trashy as fuck.
eVA mARIE IS LITERALLY AN ANIME VILLAINESS
She's all red everything because he ass is overused and her vagina is covered in diseases MAGGLE
>Becky vs Eva Marie
How fucking hilarious would it be if Eva wins?
>all red everything
>she's mostly wearing white
>>1553577
I suppose so
>>1553586
Maybe faggots do.
Ugly potato jobber needs to off herself.
All that boobage
BASED EVA
>>1553592
It's 100% perfect for her.
Kek
Becks has to job to Eva
KILL YOURSELF TOM THE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN EVA MARIE IS HERE
>>1553574
Praise lord kek and he shall return the favor
>Won a diva search
What?
>debut
The bitch has been in the company 4 years JBL. She has wrestled on the main roster before.
>>1553585
Its not the opener at least.
And we dont get shitty package videos.
>>1553581
Pork Lesnar was drafted to Monday Night Ram.
>>1553599
>you will never hear JBL yell "blah blah blah MAGGLE" again
Fuck this brand split
WHERE THE FACK IS ALEXA
>>1553603
kill yourself nigger
>ALL RED EVERYTHING
GOD SHE'S FUCKING BASED
>tfw Becketty is about to job to Eva
Based Eva working the obese /bex/ smarks
Eva is cute
>eva marie representing the big ol fat ass committee
BASED EVA WORKING THE FAT SMARKS NECKBEARDS WOMENS """"""""WRESTLING"""""""" LOVERS
>>1553592
>memphis
No wonder it sucks. Almost all the hick towns are fucking awful.
When can we get Eva vs Maryse?
I hope Eva wins clean and decisive. Not dirty or with a rollup or something.
>the state of this show
Lolwut
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Is Eva doing a work right now?
top fucking kek
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
please god let Eva wrestle with her tampon string showing again
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what is she doing?
HOW CAN RAW COMPETE?
>smackdown
What the hell is this?
Eva will manage to be women's champion without wrestling a single match
CAP THIS
is this a work or is eva maria just that incompetent?
uhh did she bruise her knee tf
>>1553616
>the state of /wew/tists
>dat fucking entrance for Eva
ITS REAL LEL
>>1553615
hello ratooooooooooo
>>1553626
To slutty divas who have zero wrestling ability.
>>1553247
Getting to be that trainer and taking off Eva's shoes and socks to assess her injury.
Wtf kind of story line is this?
>>1553630
>Eva spared Becky embarrassment
Thank you Eva
Jesus Christ Eva Marie is hot
Based Eva saving us from Divashit
better than the Sasha promo last night
Why does thisfeel like it isn't scripted?
>skipping the women's match
SMACKDOWN WINS
Getting worked. Probably the best match Eva Marie ever had.
YES WOMENS WRESTLING MATCH CANCELLED. SMACKDOWN BEST SHOW CONFIRMED!!!!!
WHAT THAT A SHOOT...AM I BEING WORKED!?
Meltzer is saying it's a shoot
classic heel tactics
You got to see Eva's fine ass body, and didn't have to see her wrestle. There is nothing wrong with this
Post YFW that was a shoot injury
>>1553638
This picture has never been more true. wtf was that shit. we have to sit through a 3 min long intro for that shit.
Is this real?
...was that a work?
>>1553639
What? You wanted them to wrestle?
BASED EVA
BECKETTY BTFO
>brands split
>raw and smackdown both get worse
Umm care to explain WWEtards?
>>1553571
I do
Back to NXT lmao
>Smackdown completely circumventing Divas matches with angles that work marks
BASED FUCKING SMACKDOWN
gee i'm so glad we had that segment..
>booing that there wont be an eva marie match
>renee will never lisp on my dick
>>1553657
Because you're a MARK
>>1553668
>>1553585
And we delivered
SHUT THE FUCK UP NATALYA
can we trade nattie to raw
>THE STATE OF SMACKDOWNIES
You can tell Vince has very little to do with this show
It's outrageously disjointed
>all red everything
>white coat
>smackdown has to have RENEE
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>1553649
So fucking hot
What was that?
>>1553641
WHY NOT BOTH???
>>1553651
and before anyone says WORKED
I know it's a gimmick. They're going to tease an Eva Marie match and then something will happen that conveniently keeps her from wrestling.
What the hell just happened
was that a work
God this sucks
>>1553661
Have sex
>Nattie talking
Aaaaand muted
based natayla
BASED
SMACKDOWN WINS AGAIN
LMAO
CARMELLA SOUNDS CUTE TOO
>the b gender on the b show
Holy fuck why
the fuck did i just watch
Is Nattie a heel now or is she just a cunt naturally?
READY
WILLING
GABLE
AMERICA ALPHA NEXT WHO HYPE LADS!!!!!!!!
So who jobs to American Alpha?
Vaudevillains, Usos or local talent
>no Nattie x Carmella makeout session
o shit
American Alpha debut
alot of these new women talk like trashy whores
Really hope they aren't just feeding AA a couple of local jobbers...
>>1553675
I thought eva was going to attack becketty while her back was turned with the ref. that would have been based.
What the fuck is wrong with Carmella?
>yfw she goes back to NXT for this
NO SERIOUSLY...WAS THAT A SHOOT OR A WORK?
I cant fucking tell because its Eva Marie. She would be the type who would pull a fucking hamstring taking off her ring robe.
Lol smackdown is so awful
Well uh, I would watch Becky for the next 10 min if they would allow us
Is Eva Maries gimmick that she saves us from having to watch Womens Wrestling? Pretty based
>>1553703
both desu
Holy fuck does smackdown always have so many commercials?
>>1553705
WORLD'S GREENEST TAG TEAM BOUT TO GET GTFO BY THE GOLDEN STANDARD
>>1553707
One of the Usos is broken, he's been replaced by Zack Ryder on house shows
So hopefully Zack Ryder + friend
>>1553716
lose weight
>Spend 4 years in NXT
>Only to debut to breaking your hamstring on the second turnbuckle
Wew
>>1553674
Raw has been better so far, and smackdown, do I even need to explain? Smackdown was not even it's own show so far, anything would be an improvement.
>>1553694
Considering they just happened to have a panel segment ready to go I'm going to say yes.
>>1553693
>Conveniently keeps her from wrestling.
So.....herself?
>>1553716
>WAS THAT A SHOOT OR A WORK?
WWE really does appeal to the lowest denominator in society
>>1553721
yes
she's non wrestling bimbo
Shelton Benjamin when lads?
post yfw eva marie cancels a match because she's on her period
>>1553707
Probably local talent like with Shinning Stars.
How can smackdown win when raw has this?
Everybody getting worked by Eva Marie.
>1st time seeing Eva in the ring
>gets hurt before the even begins
This fucking show
>All of these marks ITT
>inb4 "I was just pretending to be retarded"
Smackdown confirmed for C show.
>>1553724
Hawkins and Shelton tag team HYPE
>>1553710
>Complaining about women's """wrestling""" deviating back to its trashy attitude era roots
I shiggy diggy
>>1553736
>dat filename
>>1553729
Didnt KO have a badass debut on NXT. He broke his nose mid-match and basically killed the other guy.
>>1553729
She can't wrestle. Her gimmick will be to avoid wrestling.
>>1553743
Seriously where is his fucking chin
>>1553740
She's all red...
>>1553740
SEASON ENDING PERIOD
>>1553736
Kek.
>>1553747
Hawkins was Zack's partner you're thinking of Haas
>>1553738
soon
>>1553743
>He will never be a playable chracter, you will never know his name or his reason
Did he get offered a 1,000 dollars too ?
>>1553610
Yeah there was no 2013 Diva Search ...
>>1553758
ALL SMUG EVERYTHING.
>Raw has 2 women's "wrestling" matches
>Smackdown just skips the match and has eva show off her tits
eva marie vagina dirtier than water in rio
also just as much michael hayes
TIME FOR AMERICAN ALPHA
WEW
And poor Vaudevillains are getting the burial
Holy shit they're already jobbers
>>1553731
desu that Becky vs Eva match was better than any botcha banks match I have ever seen.
>>1553759
rawtist on suicide watch
>>1553759
Rawtist seething
>>1553733
kek
it'll be a worked injury, a beat down, etc.
>Vaudejobber time
>>1553743
>jobber entrance for the vaudevillettys
Kek
>that pop for Gable
>zero pop
>>1553738
he's been pretty awful in Japan against some of the best wrestlers in the world for the past few years so hopefully never
NO POP
>Gable
>5'8
Wew lad.
Who are these 2 cuties walking to the ring?
>unironically liking these two green pieces of shit
I'm disgusted with so many of you
>>1553761
I know, but Zack has Mojo now. So...
I'd prefer Hawkins and Ryder again though
>Gotch buried
Is it better to be on the top of NXT competing for titles, or jobbers on the WWE shows?
I feel bad for some of these guys.
>yfw it becomes a triple threat with all the promos being about Bray and Ziggler, and Dean is cucked out of the entire buildup
>VV going to keep being buried
heh
>>1553788
>comparing cringey Japs against the gold standard
Kys
>>1553768
See? I told you Smackdown was better.
>>1553826
nice meme
OH GOD I'M CUMMING MY BOYS YOU DID IT YES YES YES
How many matches so far?