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kys

>>1371046
delete this garbage

>>1371046
>having to get implants in order to be A cups

Chestlets, when will they learn?

Let nature be your master and it will reveal its secrets to you. Learn flexibility from the grass. Learn strength from the stones. Learn patience from the trees. Learn agility from the animals. Learn to adapt like the river.

Most importantly, learn that if you think any of the above is serious, you are an idiot.

>>1370779
>Obviously, You can't effectively learn to fight without partners to spar
You can learn to fight effectively without sparring.
You just can't apply what you learn effectively without a partner.

>or without a teacher to show you techniques
It's the fucking 21st century, you fucking pleb. We have written language, we have pictures, we have auditory language, we have fucking videos. Exactly what happens in class can be put in videos.
But it's more efficient with a teacher present with individual private tutoring.

>>1370898
Not only do we have videos, we fucking have people building up on knowledge.

We have people learning about what people did, figuring out why it's stupid, and then trying to make something that isn't stupid.

We don't only have video, we have mother fucking HD video.

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>>1366895
Shut up OP, Divashit not welcome.
DIVASHIT
NOT
WELCOME

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>>1366895

>>1366537
Why should he give up?

>>1366540
>record low ratings
>falling ticket sales

>>1366543
But he's cute and arnt afraid of anyone

I've never met Paul Heyman, but I'd seriously believe it.

I met the Jeff Hardy once in a Wal-Mart in bumfuck North Carolina.

Here's mine

>See Roman Reigns at a grocery store in New York yesterday.
>Tell him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
>Reigns says, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
>Get taken aback, and all can say is “Huh?”
>He keeps cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face.
>Walk away and continue with my shopping,
>Hear him chuckle as I walk off.
>Go to pay for my stuff up front See him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
>The girl at the counter is very nice about it and professional, and is like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.”
>At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
>When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stops her and told her to scan them each individually
>He says “to prevent any electrical infetterence,”
>Don't even think that's a word, but he turns to me and winks.
>After she scans each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by pretending to answer one of his many cell phones.

>meet Paige at the club
>speaks in unintelligible chav talk
>we end up fucking later that night

>>1375583
>bionic redneck

Austin wanted to be a heel real bad. It probably wasn't Vince's idea.

Vince should have fought harder about saying no to it.

>>1375583
Austin as a Heel was great, because he played a fucking fantastic one. Super-underrated because everybody wanted to love him too much.
Just literally the worst possible timing.
>invasion angle about to start
>hottest star in company's history not leading the babyface faction against the invading force

I ain't a baaaaaaad guuuuuuy....
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I ain't a good guy...
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm just. Deguy!
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Truly the promo of the century!

EVERYONE GO HOME. ROMAN'S GOT THIS. ROMAN THAT WAS BRILLIANT! I WANT YOU TO DO THIS PROMO AGAIN ON SMACKDOWN AND THE NEXT RAW! THIS IS IT ROMAN! WE'RE FINALLY TURNING THE CROWD!

>>1375418
BROTHER NERO, I knew you'd come...

>>1375418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXVzK9svve8

NUMBER 1
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>>1375378
DUDE ROMAN MEMES LMAO

>>1375382
Roman when are you gonna drop the title to someone that deserves it?

>>1375388
Such as?

Well, Ambrose's gimnick is about "lunatic fringe" that do hardcore things, but in PG era he can't do a bloody match or extreme actions, for that reasons the rest of the roster must repeat again and again that he is a crazy boy, because if they doesn't say to us that, we probably could forget it.

> His t-shirt is dirty.... OMG! HE IS CRAZY!!!!!

>>1375325
I've been saying this for years but you dweebs don't listen.

Dean is going to win MITB and cash in on a beaten down Roman starting his heel turn.

>2015: Year of The Rollins
>2016: Year of The Reigns
>2017: Year of The Ambrose

But what does this mean for Owens?

Enzo and Cass

Randy Orton when he comes back next sunday.

>>1375310
As the mystery seventh man or just to indiscriminately RKO the shit outta Rollins and Reigns?

>>1375021
Michelle looking THICC.

>>1375021
>looking good

How so?
He looks the same as the last time we saw him.

He's fat

Should note that I'm in Japan so the Japanese word for hard (he said "katai") probably means differently to the English bodybuilding-type hard muscles

>>1374904
your teacher will be saying stuff like that for a long time. Consider yoga or some internal training and keep stretching.

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>>1374904
s-senpai your big muscle is getting hard again please soften it before we grab each other more
maybe you should wrestle with someone less sexy

This faggot's been the Smackdown GM for years what's the fucking point I thought this was the new era the era shit was suppose to fucking change

how else do we build the tag division without holla tag team man

>>1374137
>not liking based funky long brown man
you just don't enjoy fun you aspie

>>1373740
Everything is just shit. I've only been watching again since November and already I'm checking out again. NXT is the only thing I can stomach from this company.

>start watching RAW
>oh a fun segment
>ruined by Steph instantly
>get bored after 2 matches and turn off

erry time

>>1373740
Jack daniels trash

>>1373602
There needs to be a containment board for them like mlp.

>>1373614
There is and you're in it

Now get back in your cuckshed or I'll call the janny to deal with your fat ass