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>gimmick that isn't a guy in trunks wanting to be the best wrestler around

when matt eventually gets bit

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>>1565605
Rosemary isn't working a vampire gimmick, but her mannerisms are clearly influenced by The Strain.

We're just asking the important questions mate

/asp/ needs a nuking like the one moot gave to /pol/ when they outed him as a cuck

>>1565600
You mean the CEO of Troll Inc?

Dean is white

>>1565582
And he still can't draw

My Jose will bring ratings back to AE

No way.

That'd be Mick's doing, no doubt. She's also the last person shown in the show opening.

>>1565543
Is she even a draw?

>>1565565
Obviously not. It's just pandering and lip service for SJW points.

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Do you smell what The Rock is cooking!

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Well OP you should know about this guy here, his name is EC3 he's the face of the company he never lost a fight evr

Yes, he has a brother now.

Vince bought all competition and abandoned adult themed content shortly after. The WWF was always a children's show even before TEH TUMBHS UP IF U AGRE era

>>1565438
Concussion law suits

>>1565444
So why was it the most popular it ever was or will ever be again when it was catered to adults? Also that sounds like bullshit because the Ruthless Aggression era was still really good and that was after WCW and ECW were bought out.

Open up and start chowing down, I ain't no bitch

She'll be slow and sluggish, won't have any real impact, and I'll yell at her to go back to developmental when she finishes.

vomit and put her into an armbar

>>1565409
>I wish wrasslin' was more socially acceptable
Blame Cena

Forgot the link that made me think of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MBqavrSvrg

>>1565412
Nah blame oiled up fags like Orton who made it into a homoerotic boner-fest

Every time I admit I like wrestling someone calls me gay, every time without fail

>>1565359
>Could [only good part of the competition] save WWE?

Fuck off. The best thing TNA can do is to build better talent than the WWE and slowly cultivate an environment where they're actual competition to WWE, forcing WWE to get their SHIT together.

>>1565359
BROKEN Matt Hardy would never be allowed to display his broke brilliance in a ring owned by MICK MAHAN, just like he told Brother Keith. The Impact Wrestling needs to find its own style in order to survive.

>>1565359
if they brought Matt in, built the show around him, and gave him creative control, they might have a chance. But Meek Man is too proud and Matt is too loyal to TNA

>>1565326
Change its name

JeriGOAT

>>1565343
no

The official design is just a rip off of the current top belt with a red design

>i don't know what im talking about

They are not catering to 'smarks'

They have lost their casual audience because they're fucking idiot carnies

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>>1565305
Will this "casuals make up the majority of the audience" meme ever die?

>>1565328
>>1565373

>casuals dont make up a majority of the audience
>catering to smarks will surely bring up the ratings

the neckbeards actually believe this

if youre really a fan youll insist he get hairplugs before he loses his spot before the next tall guy with actuall long hair

>>1565264
Im sorry but we speak English in this club, im going to have to ask that you leave.

>>1565258
Didn't Carter kill you?

>>1565233
24

x-7 is the only answer

>>1565236
Nice meme pajeet

That's a big fucking forehead.

cuckaze a shit

>>1565210
Did they just get married? Huh, well good for them.

Best of luck to the new couple. Considering how utterly horrible divorce rates are now.

rip wwe

Did anyone actually think he wouldn't don the demon gimmick for Summerslam? For the Universal title?

>>1565197
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