Which forgettable, nondescript midcarder will 'do a JBL' in this brand split?
>>1567878
It's really hard to tell. It will be interesting whoever it is.
>>1567878
Titus O'Neill
None
>*ADJUST JACKET *
>>1567374
>*steeples fingers*
>*gets cucked*
>*cracks neck*
>I have seen Punk fight and he is no good. Van Dam (Rob) punched him for stooging on him and so Punk ran to Vince and told him he was sucker punched. Got Rob in a lot of trouble. I train with real fighters in a real gym not some jacked up facility with camera crews filming your every move. I talk with confidence like a winner not like Punk. Punk has already lost that fight with Gall (Mickey). You can hear it in his voice, he is talking like he expects to lose. And you know what? He will, he will lose real bad. If anyone thinks this Punk UFC thing is going to go on longer than one fight I promise you Punk will get murdered and embarrassed.
I’m not interested in fighting MMA or whatever. I want to be in the ring eating weaker people until I’m full. But rest assured if me and Punk ever fought I would destroy him. And about his upcoming fight I’m not kidding you, unless that kid (Gall) has a heart attack Punk isn’t winning that fight.
What did he mean by this?
>>1567309
>Van Dam (Rob) punched him for stooging on him and so Punk ran to Vince and told him he was sucker punched. Got Rob in a lot of trouble
Never heard this lmao
I wish both Ryan and Phil would just fuck off already
Nobody gives a fuck about some mma "fighter" or an unemployed bum
>>1567315
Hi Phil!
Convey what Seth, D-von, and Truth are thinking in this image.
Seth is thinking
>I wonder if he sucks dick like I do
>Poor Little White Guy
Seth:
>Live on TV? That's so fucking hot.
D-von
>Oh, shit, so tight!
Truth
>What the fuck?!
Is he autistic?
"Yes"
For you
"For you"
You can only choose one of these women to lead you in the world of wrestling. You must choose one or the other. No smartass answers like, "I support Jim Cornette the angry atheist."
Please explain why you choose to support either one of them.
Dixie pays you in sex and coupons to orlando establishments but seems like a good time
Steph pays you in actual dollars but will emasculate you on camera
Gimme Steph I guess I can't live off free apps at outback steakhouse
>>1566905
You mean as in being head of my wrestling company? Well shit, both of them are retarded in their own ways, but i guess Dixie since she seems easier to manipulate
>>1566905
Dixie.
GOAT
*Gay
>>1566714
This guy can't talk for shit on the mic, only decent one he's done was last week with DZ and he's not much cop either.
>>1566729
https://youtu.be/QIpEHwWydaY
Sullivan > Owens > Nash
>>1566436
Benoit > Sullivan
>>1566436
I never seen Nancy outside of a dress, I always thought she had a nice body. Can you dump some sexy photo's of her for me please senpai?
>>1566436
Now I understand that the name Woman was justified, goddamn.
I miss him...
Fuck the Lucha Dragons, man
>>1565833
This desu, he really kills it in the ring.
He was over as fuck with all demographicd, moved a shitton of merchandise.
He should have been a strongly booked world champion, not a victim of Vince the Size Queen.
Reyrey deserved better.
>>1565837
LOL
https://www.instagram.com/p/BIvON03Av3B/
Pay your respects /asp/
F
end of an era
>>1565642
NO FUCKING RYBACK THE LAST PROUD MASTODON PLEASE STAY REEEEEEEEEEEE
RIP in peace big guy
What are some of the best instances of utter ownage in wrestling?
Seeing women attempt to wrestle
Anon, tell me who won in this epic promo war between Cuck phil and Gaytch?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hcKjU2Y3YI
>>1561565
>then u will in lifetime
Hulkster at the peak of Hulkamania is the kayfabe strongest wrestler to ever exist. He would no-sell a bullet to the head if it came to it.
Stronger than Taker at Mania, stronger than Cena with the odds stacked heavily against him, stronger than Warrior with the planets and moons and galaxies aligned.
All hail the GOAT.
BASED
>>1569006
>Hulkster at the peak of Hulkamania is the kayfabe strongest wrestler to ever exist
>>1569014
whoops posted early by accident
Warrior & Goldberg both never lost clean, Hogan did at 6 and you could consider that the peak of Hulkamania still. Also Hogan still got hit by finishers, Goldberg would just squash everyone in 5-10 minutes
But yes he's the GOAT
Why aren't you watching women's handball /asp/?
It's like soccer but with almost no contact rules and everyone gets pegged by the ball repeatedly because no one can aim for shit.
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/sport-stream/olympic-games/olympic-summer-games-rio-2016-live-stream-august-06
Stream 7, works fine if you have an adblocker
Women are so shit
>>1568758
Why wouldn't I watch men's handball instead?
>>1568777
Because the women are hilariously bad
>yfw when marks rank Undertaker above Ric Flair in their all time list?
>>1568706
Undercarder was always shit but hes still way above Flair
Flair is the most overrated meme of all time. Who gives a fuck about shitty outlaw wrestlers from the 70s anyway, go outside and talk to a woman
>>1568713
Flair defined multiple eras, what has Undertaker done?
>>1568735
What does that even mean, who gives a fuck?
Sammartino and Harley Race defined eras and have you ever tried watching their matches? They fucking sucked, boring as shit.
Flair copied everything about him from more talented even older shitters and the second he came up to the big leagues he bombed hard and cried every night in his hotel room
Biggest meme wrestler of all time
Draw.
>implying anything out of the New Generation was a draw
R E C O R D
L O W
R A T I N G S
>>1568508
>According to Meltzer, Shawn Michaels became a star when he came back from injury in 1994 and RAW ratings skyrocketed
DRAW
>WWE estimated that $25 million was pumped into the Detroit economy. With about 1.2 million buys, Wrestlemania 23 was the highest WWE pay-per-view buyrate in history.
DRAW