>this cuck made 1.1m last year
>probably going hit 1.5 this year with the main event bonuses
What the fuck are we doing with our lives?
>inb4 carter shitposts about being a wrestler or something and how he'll make that
anyway, whats your point OP? Theres tons of people who make more than the majority of us ever will, and they do even less than dean
shitposting and not trying at anything because its easier
How much does 4chan owners earn with all the advertising? Anyone know?
Why are people acting like it was a surprise that Raw's programming sucked? It was doomed to fail before it started:
>Spending the 1st overall pick on a guy who is a mediocre talker and can't draw. Only major interest was because he was going against Roman, who is a heat magnet.
>Spending the 3rd overall pick on a woman who looks like Ric, wrestles like David but cuts a promo like Reid.
>Spending the 5th overall pick on a guy from NXT and then jamming a rocket in his ass and propelling him to the top of the card without any backstory and assuming that everyone watches NXT. Wait, this strategy worked the last time they tried pushing someone to the main event with no backstory...right?
>Picking Roman...alright that wasn't bad at all. Not turning Roman heel? Look at what SD is doing to Eva, that's what they should do to Roman.
Raw's major problem (other than the 3 hour show) is that they have no stars and nobody who can draw outside of Lesnar. Raw also drafted heavy on the women, which is a mistake because none of them can draw either. Sasha may be over with the smark crowd and legbeards but her promos are terrible and lack emotion. She sounds like a robot who can't do anything other than read her scripted lines.
Raw's midcard is great, it's better than Smackdown's but Smackdown has way more main event talent and drawing power. You pay for the main event talent and get impressed by the midcard, the midcard ain't drawing shit to the show.
Anyway so why are the Rawfags surprised that Raw sucked again? It was doomed to fail from the start.
nice book u just wrote ya cunt
tl:dr tbqh
Raw will get better when the cruiserweight division starts and they bring up Samoa Joe
>>1606614
Joe will go to SD, rawtist
I'm just the GOAT boy
I'm just a 1.2m buys guy
I'm not your bretcuck
>>1606504
(Bretcuuuck..)
What went wrong?
>>1606319
THE
DEMON
K
I
N
G
>>1606319
linda McMahon
Stephanie McMahon
pg-13
meme cena
midcard midgets with no character in main events and on and on
Letting a woman run the show, honestly. Mick's a cuck, but if they let him run the show I promise it wouldn't be nearly as bad as it is.
It'll get better after Summerslam, right guys?
Seth will save us from the Demon King, right?
Where's the Rawcuck that made a bet it would be good? Pay up. You lost.
>>1606323
It was decent, the heath slater and Brock segment was goat. We never decided what the loser would do.
If smackdown sucks tonight team blue or team red should have to pay somehow
>>1606330
>It was decent,
>rawtists
this is not fair
THIS IS NOT FUCKING FAIR
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE SUPERIOR SHOW
WHAT THE FUCK WENT WRONG?
We still are don't let smackcucks fool you.
>>1606255
>>1606260
>>1606255
Smackdown is a 4/10 show every week, so Raw has to do better than that to beat it. Unfortunately they're not capable of doing that more than once a month.
>superman punch
>demon king
>sarsha
>vintage _________
>I was talking to _________ earlier
>Uso (he still doesn't know which is which)
>>1606244
Gotta defend my boy Mike on some of these.
>>superman punch
That's just the name of the move.
>>demon king
Everyone spammed that this episode, it was ridiculous. They must have said it 20+ times.
>>sarsha
That's how everyone in WWE pronounces it, I think it must be the American way to say the name. This comes on Jericho's podcast with Sasha.
>>1606244
>calling the Blue Thunder Bomb a Michinoku Driver
>>1606244
I hate how he says WWE
>The Double You Double You EEE
Also he only says
>WOW
Way too much.
>takes five sentences to say what can be said in one
>drones on needlessly
>repeats himself
>same speech patterns every single promo
>relies on cheap heat/meta smark-pops to get reactions
So, he's literally Triple H: Indie Edition now, right?
>>1606135
Yeah his promos since this brand split have been godawful. Then again he's having to carry the entire feud on the mic by himself with virtually no back and forth because Balor sucks so bad at talking, and the scripting is awful.
>>1606135
Will Triple H and Steph make him their adopted son?
Has anyone noticed that he has this NYAAAHH NYAAAH tone to his voice?
tfw Mr. Callaway wears your old high school's tshirt around
>taker using a cane
So much for that retirement match
>>1606139
Retard
http://411mania.com/wrestling/rumor-killer-undertaker-not-using-cane-to-get-around/
He should comeback with grey hair. he looks more intimidating with it
"The Demon King"
This is the dumbest fucking thing I have ever seen. His development, his character, his push and his fans. A push as monumental as this should elicit legendary pops every entrance, but it doesn't and it won't. It's embarrassing.
NXT is truly the home of tacky, underdeveloped, overhyped bullshit and NXT fans are borderline histrionic, emotionally unstable fucking losers. And because of them making such a fuss we now have to deal with this bullshit. He should have debut 3 months earlier or better - draft directly to the club before going for the tag titles.
Heath slater has become the most interesting character across both brands. That's what WWE is right now. It's a shame, we had something pretty good going for a while there too...
He legit looks too small for me to take him seriously. An overcompensating manlet with a washboard abdomen.
>>1606090
They kinda did shoot themselves in the foot with Balor. They should have realized that he's not top guy material, but they rallied so hard, failing to understand the difference in environment that made him work in NXT, that causes him to fail on Raw/SD.
He's just not good enough.
>>1606090
Pretty much all your grievances apply to this guy back in the day.
Do you smackcucks honestly believe you can follow that RAW? What do you have to look forward to?
>A fucking Demon King.
>>1606088
>literally 3 and 1/2 times a bigger draw
Are you fucking serious? Raw was absolutely trash
>demon king
Hahahahhahahhahha the state of rawtists
LIFE IS A MYSTERY
EVERYONE MUST STAND ALONE
I HEAR YOU CALL MY NAME
AND IT FEELS LIKE
Was he a draw?
>Ponders the state of magnets and how they fucking work internally
>>1605972
Oh man he's really let himself go since Seth broke his neck.
All I remember of the ICP is them getting whooped by Mike Awesome and him power bombing one on a bus.
Something like Garnet Gregory Paper or something
Stone Steve Paragraph
>>1605992
I dunno looks a little like Rhinestone Ron Verso to me
why doesn't he just go demon mode for every match
>>1605906
Don't be stupid
>>1605913
Kys ya manlet nerd
>>1605913
answer the question bicth