>Satan has bestowed the WWE World Championship onto Giga Nigga Sexual Chocolate Mark Henry, King of /ASP and the first aspies.
>Only trips can defeat Giga Nigga Henry
>Also post "thank you Mr. Hershey's" and Giga Nigga Henry will bless you with good luck and won't kill your mom in her sleep tonight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NBtOoUWO5M
thank you Mr. Hershey's
thank you Mr. Hershey's
>>1607714
Jake The Snake going for that title
So why didn't WWE sign her on sight when she was on Tough Enough?
she's not a legit boss booboo
>that back hair
wtf man
>>1607770
VIRGINITY EXPOSED
>Post challengers for the WWE World Championship.
>Dubs becomes the new WWE World Champion.
>????
>Profit
Current Champion: Dean Ambrose
>>1607504
kys
Eva
Slater
>The 8/15 edition of Raw did 2,915,000 viewers, which is pretty much flat with last week's 2,911,000 viewers. That isn't fantastic news going in to SummerSlam and the NFL season on the horizon.
>8 PM: 1.01 demo rating (2.879 million viewers)
>9 PM: 1.08 demo rating (3.083 million viewers)
>10 PM: 0.94 demo rating (2.784 million viewers)
what happaned in the 3rd Hour?
>Put Romanetty in the main event
>Ratings plummet
He has to be fired already.
>le demon opens hour 3
>down 300k from hour 2
This is making me think
mfw people blamed deanetty for low ratings
JUST
SUCK
MY
ASS
How can the current divas compete /asp/?
>>1607329
Lita's a meme, she wad never hot. Everyone else was, even Sable despite her age.
>Based Victoria
I've touched her boobs, they unironically felt like bags of sand.
>>1607332
Maybe overrated but still a million times better than today's women wrestlers. Although I do think charlotte is very talented.
>tfw Vince McMahon still isn't dead
When will our suffering end?
Vince is the only thing stopping women main eventing Wrestlemania and vanilla midgets making up the entire roster
>>1607305
This
>>1607305
sad but true.
HOW CAN HOMO DRAMA EVER RECOVER?
UFC veteran CM Punk laying the smack on WWE
> ‘WWE guys aren’t tough, Conor’s callout is valid and they should know better’
https://youtu.be/Gc1Vj8Pd8uM?t=3m46s
Based Phil
>>1607192
>WWE guys aren't tough
Is Phil not even pretending he has a chance anymore?
Based fucking Punk
What the fuck is his problem? Why won't he let Renee show pics of them on instagram? Fuck moxley
drug induced anxiety
The state of WWE or wrestling in general for that matter, when you have a piece of fucking shit like him, as your fucking champion!! Are you fucking kidding me? He looks like he should be at a fucking methadone clinic for crying out loud.
Why are you so obsessed with seeing pictures of them as a couple? Are you a freak?
Who is the hottest diva in WWE today?
>>1606901
Bliss
Paige
Becky is a close second
>>1606909
Have sex
On Facebook Billy Corgan just promised to make the most edgy wrestling company on TV.
Where were you when based Corgan saved wrestling?
Based
>>1606903
Wat u mean?
He wont even be able to save their continuously depleting ratings
Maintaining Kayfabe
Eva & Nikki tag team when
>That emote
From god tier to shit tier.
Hope her fake tits and silicone somehow harms her heart and she ends up dead in the ring
What theme song is he going to come out to at his UFC fight?
EVEN THROUGH THE DARKEST DAYS
>>1606712
Who gives a fuck? Stop making phil threads scumbag.
/asp/ is the only place where this retarded phil spamming is still going on. Reddit, wrestlingforum, 420chan, even fb and twitter have stopped caring about phil ages ago. Put a stop to this pathetic shit already.
>>1606712
some shitty rancid song i'm sure or something really outdated underground punk garbage.
> As noted, a fan rushed the ring at last night's WWE RAW in Corpus Christi, Texas and tried to enter while Seth Rollins was cutting his promo. The man was quickly tackled by security and taken away.
> TMZ has identified the man as 23 year old Edward Ferrero. He has been arrested and charged with assault and criminal trespassing, according to the Corpus Christi Police.
https://twitter.com/JoseKB56/status/765371173605548033?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
>>1606688
Assault against whom?
>asp attends a wwe show
>>1606693
He fought back against a cop as he was being restrained
what went wrong?
>>1606679
Nothing he's the GOAT kys jealous rawtist
>THE FUCKING DEMON KING
>>1606683
huh?
>>1606679
WWE thought Maryse's debut was more important... I guess?