So I decided to give New Japan a shot after hearing some good things about it on here. And boy, did I make the wrong decision doing that. The product fucking sucks. The only recognizable name they have is that old washed up geezer Billy Gunn. There are literally NO storylines or larger than life characters. It's just plain ol' fashioned """wrestling"""
I watch wrestling to be Sports Entertained. Not to watch a bunch of literally who doofuses have fake fights with each other. Fuck this shit
Welp, back to the big leagues!
>so i decided to take deep inhales of dog shit and imagine my shock when i realized it smelled absolutely terrible
>>3046479
hey nice, you posted it again
HEY, CASS'S QUAD
HEY, CORBIN'S PUSH
>>3046423
*career
ftfy
>>3046409
>cass's
HEY 1ST GRADE GRAMMAR
How fucked is he bros? Vince just saw a tiny japanese woman finish a match while injured and he went out like a bitch.
Vince definitely thinks he's a huge pussy now.
It's not like he had a "push" anyway. Better for him to come back fresh and ride out a year or two before his release.
Y'know it'd be the craziest fucking thing if Asuka finishing that match really endeared her to Vince and he decided to push her because of it.
Anyway, Cass' current push was doing him no favors.
If you sing along to a wrestler's theme song, or do a wrestler's gestures along with them, you are on the autism spectrum.
What if you're under 13?
>>3046328
you get a pass, good catch
I'M JUST HAVING FUN MAGGLE
The Ace of ECW
>Whole Fuckin Show
>>3046342
Dreamer was there since pretty much day 1
Also RVD is underrated as hell
Has tonight pretty much confirmed he's on the spectrum?
>>3046168
I think it also proved Braun might be the new guy. We'll see I guess
>>3046168
>IF I KEEP POSTING IT I'LL CREATE A MAY MAY XD
Fuck off Carter.
>>3046183
Naw they would saving braun vs storwman for WM not some filler ppv
Roman is at same stage as last year. Get away from title picture for few months than bam WM season
BARONETTY BTFO
WTF I love Virgil now
>>3046052
oh man, there's no recovering from a virgil burial
Why?
>"Muh twitter shit talking"
Yeah, if that was really the reason, Kevin Owens would've never won the UC.
>"He is boring"
So you just bury him instead of developing him more?
Also Based Corbin thread
>>3046011
CORBIN FANS SEEEEEEEEETHING
>>3046011
Baron gets better every appearance.
I still hate him, but that's the whole point of a dickhead heel.
People take wrastling way too serious.
I love the people I hate because they do so well at making me hate them.
Baron is on the up, he's a prick, and he's good at being a prick.
>>3046031
Like, it's not even that crushing. It's just baffling.
What are the chances that WWE completely ignores their breakup and makes them team up again when Cass comes back from injury?
>>3045435
0 dimes.
I mean 0%.
>>3045435
Very high, if Enzo is still employed, that is.
Did the infamous Norwegian terrorist and wrestler Villman have anything to do with the recent terror attacks in Spain and Finland?
>>3045387
No i think those were just muzzie cunts doing normie muzzie cunt shit.. Villman has goals for world domination.
What an amazing match, they are an awesome tag team
>>3045356
Did they?
nice hair who jafag
>>3045327
TOP KEK
>>3045327
Balding Corbin 2.0.
>>3045327
that's not even a bullet cuck shirt
WTF is muffin club? An exclusive club for E DRONES?
How much did Road Dogg pay him?
>>3045111
2 tears in a bucket.
>it's another Miz """shoot""" promo
Why do they keep doing these? They'll never be as genuine as the one on Bryan.
Miz is Triple H's mouthpiece when he wants to send a message to Vince in the only language he understands anymore.
>>3045042
Triple H wanted to tell Vince to send Bryan back to the bingo halls?
>>3045088
Does Gaytch care at all about Bryan? Maybe, and it's a big maybe, because Bryan is still over with the audience and Gaytch has been trying to bury Smackdown since Shane came back
How will Conor vs Floyd even compete?
By making more money in a single night than WWE makes all year.
>>3044865
By getting cheers
>>3044865
By drawing dimes