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>>3039787

Cage made of dildos match

Vale Tudo Cage match
>Brock Lesnar speciality (or anyone with an MMA/shoot gimmick)
>Cage or Cell
>no pinfalls
>no ropebreaks
>no escaping (doors are locked, and climbing over the top is a forfeit)
>only way to win is by submission or TKO 10-count as in LMS
>no weapons allowed

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>>3039787
there is a stick on a pole
but the pole is big and you need to get a ladder and climb it to get the stick
if you get the stick you can use the stick and hit your opponent with it

>>3039736
literally who?

He does realize you don't need to type out your accent right?

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Yup, he sure knows how to pick em...

>NOT A

DRAAAAAAAAAAW

>>3039681
>DRAAAAAAAAAAW
AWAY THE RATINGS

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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>>3039626
>he'd rather put the title on a POO and rake in useless Rupees than put the title on a Nip and rake in valuable Yen

>>3039626
Jinder botched his own finisher too. Vince is a fucking retard

>>3039648
No his finisher is actually just that retarded.

>>3039616
For the love of anything that is good please /smack/.

Yes, Smack. She was talking to Bryan last night

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>>3039622
this

>>3039613
I only watch the Youtube highlights, you seriously get all you need from those

>>3039613
Yup
Don't forget the NXT show yesterday, watched that too.
Much better than Poop Jewpan

>>3039613
I watched all 6 hours and will watch 3 hours 10 minutes of RAW, 2 hours of Smackdown, and hour of 205 live, an hour of NXT and listen to 5 hours of WOR podcasts this week

>>3039590
This guy is getting Roman Reigns levels of salt from the smarks. It's fucking great

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I've unironically enjoyed his run so far, especially since he stopped feuding with Boreton

>>3039600
the difference is that jinder is supposed to be heel so that's good.

Enzo
Nakameme atleast lost to a protected finisher

>>3039532
Nakamura will win the title after the India tour so he'll be fine. Enzo is a comedy jobber so he's unfortunately teflon in terms of taking anything. Rusev didn't have any momentum anyway.

Has to be Corbin. Went from MitB holder to nothing and losing to Cena to one AA at his worst PPV.

Enzo

>>3039515
nice traps desu

routine?

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>tfw genuinely like bayley
It's sad to see her career go full JUST

>>3040167
fuck that ugly bitch and her paedo fans

>>3039514
Devitt was boring in NJPW until he formed the Bullet Club. Besides, Kenny is way better than him.

>>3039514
They're both ruined just like corbin

>>3039514
Your comment regarding Nakamura in my opinion, is flat out wrong. The match had the crowd engaged throughout. as seen in the entrances the crowd was alive it was as uncontrollable as your blood sugar levels. Nakamura is the king of not only strong style but WWE, he was protected in the end due to interference. When will you stop memeing and become aware to yourself and your transparent contrarian comments?

What the fuck did they do to my boy RuRu?

He's on Baron's level of SEETHING at this point

>>3039450
I-i-is that you CMPuke101?

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mfw i would let ryback come over to my hosue to hang

I actually miss this type of comment in WWE's Youtube videos. Used to make me laugh more often than not.

What a fucking virgin. I can't even fathom how someone could actually believe this

>>3039438
sitting right here as Big Dick Dave Meltzer lives in ya head rent free

>>3039438
>Second
What did he mean by this?

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makes sense, as long as Jinder is champ they have a reason to be on tv and a method of feeding themselves and families back in Inida.

WHATEVER IT TAKES

>>3039435
Why do all indians look the same with those ugly dead eyes. truly the most shit tier race.

>>3039435
>Based Singh brothers working the Nakamura fags

>>3039426
He lost in 10 seconds.

>>3039428
>The Sea Creature reportedly played by Orton
Pottery.

woo crispy