How 2 get a bf

>be female
>be not obese
>walk outside

>>18544344
>>>/r9k/

>>18544344
It isn't that simple anon. Neither is losing weight

>>18544358

Tell me how losing weight isnt easy you fat cunt

>>18544375
>cut out sugar, chips, junk
>drink water, eat veggies, fruits
>do atleast 3 times a week a 1 hour workout

thats how I lost 30 kg in a year.

Just do it, its not that hard

>>18544358
Losing weight can be pretty simple, all you have to do is eat less. Use a calorie counter for a while to track your intake over the day, and slowly find things to cut out. At first you will be hungry a lot, but as you eat less your appetite will also decrease. To cut down on hunger pangs eat foods high in protien and low in suger in small portions thoughout the day. I tend to go for snacks of things like nuts or protien bars. This will get you successfully skinny fat, which is better than fat fat.

>>18544379
Not OP, but what kind of workout do you do?

It is actually a very good question.
I am male, and yes, this is hard enough to approach girls, but if you think about it, a woman does not really want to approach any man, her role is pretty much just passively waiting there. So if no men approach... Then you are fucked.
And even if some men approach, they are surely not the jackpot.
Is a hard situation, I would make sure you look your best all the time, OP, and expose yourself. Sit alone in places where your dream boyfriend might go, if you see someone you like flirt with the eyes. What else can one do.

>>18544388
You can approach as woman, they just don't because they don't have to.

>>18544382
I never have a fixed routine

I do everything I did when I was in a box club

>Pushups
>jogging
>abs workout
>skipping rope
>ab roller

Thats it

I do that only 1 hour a day

Give yourself a push, you only need to move your body and eat healthy. thats it

STOP TALKING ABOUT WEIGHT LOSS AND TELL ME HOW TO GET A BF

>>18544407
lose weight

>>18544392
You "can", it just fucks up the dynamics of relationships. Women want to be conquered and men want to be conquerers.
And for fucks sake, if a woman approach, she should never make it obvious as male "Oh I like you sooo muchh, pleease hang with meee". She can maybe say "Do you have a pen" and hope that the man carries out the conversation.
I am 100% sure no woman prefers pursuing men into sex, if it could be the other way.
Besides, approaching is hard af even for males.

>>18544415
The point is that they could if for some reason they needed to, there is no physical barrier present that prevents woman asking a man out.
It's just they literally don't have to

>>18544407

Fuck it OP, where are you based. If you're close I'll take you out to dinner.

>>18544420
>there is no physical barrier present that prevents woman asking a man out
Wow, asking a man out... I would argue there is, because this shit never happens.
And as we can see from OP, they have to. But they dont want to and one cannot blame them for it.

>>18544424
you pretending to be retarded?

>>18544343
Baby believe me,
You had every chance you destroy everything you know.

>>18544358
Losing weight is very simple. It just takes a long ass time and permanent change to your life style.
>>>/fit/ sticky for 5kg per month

>>18544382
Workout is just a bonus. Your weight is 90% diet, 9% sport and 1% genetics. Try swimming. Ever super fat people can swim easily without destroying their knees.

>>18544407
Tell me op, what have you done so far in order to get bf? And no, existing doesnt count. WHAT EXACTLY HAVE YOU DONE AND TRIED YET?

>>18544431
Well all my friends are getting bfs but I am not, People always told me that guys will always ask me out because I am female but that isn't happening or if the one guy does talk to me they're usually old or creepy and wanting some fuk

>>18544423
In the UK why?

>>18544459
You sound like some robot roleplaying as a girl. I kind of dont believe you.

So again, how many boys have you rejected yet? Your age? Where are you spending your time and with whom?
>because if all you do is being in your basement or surrounded by 99 friends, nobody can approach you
Same case with being fat. How fat are you? Post BMI
http://www.calculator.net/bmi-calculator.html

And what social events you frequent?

And most important: why do you want bf? Boredom? Sex? To prove to your surroundings you can attract males? Or is it some not shallow reason?

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Then just ask a guy out. Guys are more afraid of getting reject by girls, since they get shit for it. If you ask a guy out, sure it maybe embarrassing and heart wrenching to do. If you get rejected so be it, they didn't want you, you probably won't get a lot of back lash. If not good job. But don't force yourself to have a bf, because people tell you to.

>>18544470
>why?
He literally wrote it...

>>18544477
I have rejected one and asked out four
I am 5'5" and 162 lbs
I don't go to that many social events

Out of bordeom and sex and companionship

>>18544484
The thing is, any man who actively pursues women (and honestly speaking, this is the type women seem to go for) will think it is desperate and pathetic a woman asking him out. He might reject. Woman asking a man out is a fantasy of insecure men who dont dare. Ironically, those men will never be asked by a woman (unless they are model-tier looking)

>>18544492
>will think it is desperate and pathetic a woman asking him out.
You guys watch too many teen movies.

I'm friends with men who are able to regularly pull tail and the worst case is they'll give a gentle no unless the woman spergs out about it. Which is usually how rejection for men goes on that note.

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>>18544489
Congratulations, you are officially fat.
>>>/fit/ sticky, start swimming and dont stop until you hit ~22bmi. Use
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.myfitnesspal.android
And this
https://tdeecalculator.net/

Start going to social events then.
>boredom
Shit reason.
>sex
Install tinder and obtain sex under 2 hours. Just be wary you are nothing more than walking vagina for guys if you put under 2 hours.
>companionship
Finally real reason. Try social events. Also you can talk to qtie boys at swimming pool while you will try to shed your fat away.

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If you are gonna ask a guy out, let it not be a douchebag.

>Out of bordeom and sex and companionship
I would go into a relationship for sex because it's always the Chads that people get, and leave you. The relationship will be short. 3 years tops.

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I mean would not

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>>18544509
DO NOT CALL ME FAT
I DON'T WANT TINDER

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>>18544537
Confirmed for roleplaying robot.

Sage

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>>185447537 #
Have your tried talking to the opposite sex.

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>>185447537#
>Have your tried talking to the opposite sex.
Actually if you have keep talking to that one male

>>18544544
ffs that wasn't me I should've used a secure trip.
>>18544509
Do you have any tips for losing weight?
I want a bf

>>18544557
>How do I use this ^

Go running 5 times a week, for like 1 mile. My friend said having two rest days is good. This routine should help is you want lose weight fast but at a sustainable level for your self.
> Toning your abs
Do the 6 inches and hold for 20secs and do it 10+ times

>>18544557
>do you have any tips for losing weight?

if you have money > personal trainer / gym.

otherwise just eat healthy an run, there are lots of easy to follow guides online amd on /fit/

>>18544557
>tips
Try reading my posts again. All tips you need.

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>>18544557
>Diet wise
Don't eat junk food. Having a salad with your favorite dressing makes you want to eat salad.
(Not a thousand Islands)

Cut back on sugar, since if you are not burning it, it will become fat.

Having Chicken with greens is also a good choice.

Drink water.

Stay away from fried foods.

>>18544343
Right here, I'm lonely, I don't care if you're gay or whatever

>>18544603
N-no thanks anon

>>18544617
Why? You haven't met me yet...

>>18544619
You aren't worth knowing

>>18544619
You just seem a bit... desperate
Bro

>>18544344
>>be female
>>be not obese
>>walk outside
pretty much, yeah. thats true for getting A bf. for a compatible one you need luck i guess

>>18544470
>In the UK why?
oh god either troll or you are so retarded its obvious why you cant get a bf

>>18544489
>I am 5'5" and 162 lbs
ahh there is your problem.

>>18544617
>N-no thanks anon
sorry but you are a guy not a girl. stop trolling.

SAGE

>>18544492
Says who?

If you're OP, if you understood guys as well as you think you do, you wouldn't have trouble getting a bf

>>18544557
>I want a bf
try Rotherham

>>18544343
Be alive
Go stand somewhere
You now have a relationship

>no picture

Stop wanting one

>>18544343
>be cute
>don't be ugly
>have a vagina

that's it, you just have to exist as a cute girl and men will bang down your door trying to get you to date them.

>have tits

>>18544358
This is delusional. Losing weight is literally the simplest thing ever. Just don't eat as much. Problem solved. It's not that it's complicated, you're just too weak to do it. Stop finding excuses and start working on your willpower.

>>18544344
This is literally what happened to me about a year and a half ago.

>be a 5/10 female
>not obese
>don't go outside much
>one day decide to join this anime club we have at college
>get asked out the first day

>>18544344
This.

>work out
>get a nice body
>men will flock to you, even if your face isn't 10/10

>>18544358
First off, losing weight is simple. Just eat less and go to the gym. Once you start, you'll be surprised at how easy it is.

Second off, just fucking download tinder, and you will get dudes trying to be your bf. That app is a sea of cock.

>>18544343
Umm, I might go on a few dates with you..

>>18544470

I'm in London. You close?

>>18545503
Llanfairpwllgwyngyll
Sorry
Why would you want me anyway

>>18545536
I'm Welsh and I thought that place was just a meme and no one actually lived there

>>18544344
>women today can't even do this
Jesus fucking christ

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>>18544343
be my gf
done