/aoga/ - Ask the Opposite Gender Anything

anyone, state your gender:

what are traits, commonly considerd unattractive, that you'd like your partner to have?

>>18425294

burping. i love when men burp.

>>18425294

Male. I guess prefer people that are always late, like me. Punctual people give me a hard time.

should i make a fwb out of an ugly fat friend who carves cock and would do anything for it?

pros cons? we're both virgins btw

>>18425294
I like it when men are grumpy. Idk why, don't have daddy issues, my dad is nice and not grumpy.
Just think it's hot.

>>18425294
Guy

Crass insensitivity. I find it refreshing. Also, I like a really obnoxious laugh.

>>18425309
She'll get attached. But go for it if you're sure she's on birth control and won't accuse you.

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>>18425294
In terms of personality, can't really think of anything that would be regarded universally/commonly unattractive.

Physically I LOVE love handles on a man and a little belly. Also crazy body hair, pic related would be ideal.
Not necessary but I also like those stoned/sleepy looking eyes (it's a mild condition that has a name but I forgot, when you see lots of the lids), out of control eyebrows, teeth that are imperfect, hook noses, scars. Also have a soft spot for guys who have a (genetic) double chin, for some reason I find it makes them look kind and approachable. Also prefer someone who does not tower over me, exactly my height or an inch taller or so would be perfect. That's all I can think of for now.

>>18425309

>pros: sex
>cons: fat ugly person who will likely bring emotional issues into it assuming you dont bring them first

>>18425315
Also reading the other comments, agree with >>18425303 to no end. This is honestly my first time on 4chan finding another woman with this fetish (I assume). Love stuffing as well (overeating) but they don't have to go together, both are great.

>>18425294
I like "boring" girls who don't go out much, don't go to clubs, don't travel all the time.

>>18425317
>>18425313
i could gain confidence from her but in the same time i think i'll regret it the moment i cum, she's really into creampies and so am i, she's willing going with birthcontrol tho

idk how to decide whether it's worth or not

>>18425294

Female. I don't know how commonly unattractive they are, but
>very pale skin
>big nose
>a little chub on the belly
>scars
>either very tall and skinny or around my height
>clumsiness
>introversion
>inappropriate humour
>nerdiness
>arrogance

>>18425323

You like them? Or you expect to get one so boring she will have no better choice than hang out with you?

>>18425320

i like when a guy can eat but doesn't get fat. like if hes getting fat then the burps are just gross desu.

>>18425324

honestly it doesn't really matter if its worth it. worse case scenario you regret it, but thats not this horrible burden.

one of my first times was with a grossly obese man i took a chance on and i still cringe thinking about it, but it hasn't exactly ruined any day.

>>18425326
why arrogance?

>>18425324
>trusting a girl (who isn't even your partner) on birth control

>>18425329
I just want to stay at home cuddling. Is this illegal now?

>>18425326
>>18425339
wondering about this as well. it's easily the most unattractive personality trait of all to me

>>18425333
I'm more in that shameful position where how fat still turns me on depends on how horny I already am. But skinnyfat/chubby is my real preference, not outright fat.

Do you prefer them being cocky about it or getting flustered?

>>18425336
hmh that sounds reasurring :)
>>18425341
we've been friends for 2 years or so, one of few people i honestly trust

>>18425341
>I just want to stay at home cuddling. Is this illegal now?

Just saying, ask yourself why you define someone by their lack of interests.

>>18425339
>>18425345
Because I can be pretty arrogant myself and it's nice to be with someone who isn't scared of me.
Of course, it is good in moderation - if he is a cunt, I don't like it. But I love a little superiority complex, can't help it.

>>18425346

haha you remind me of someone i know.

I have a similar issue please dont judge me but when i get really horny i crave fat old men. they need to be graying like total grandpas, im ashamed to admit the things i do. i think its a submissive thing on my part, i love watching porn of hotter girls being used and degraded by disgusting old men.

i manage to keep the lusting to only a ocuple of times a year.

otherwise I tend to prefer really cute or handsome boys. i like all types of men to be honest, as long as they pull off what they have im into it. sometimes I want skinny cute boys and othertimes i want arrogant cocky burping men.

>cocky vs flustered

honestly both would turn me on for different reasons. the cocky cuz its so 'manly' i guess and the flustered cuz i like cute awkward guys.

both genders

Is a sudden 4-year dry-spell (sexually and emotionally) a huge red flag? I'm trying to get out there again but I'm really self-conscious about this and don't know what to say if it comes up in conversation

>>18425348
Have fun raising a baby.

>>18425349
>interests/hobbies only exist outside

>>18425357

has it come up yet? i dont remembe the last time a potential hook up said 'so whats your sex life like? when was the last time you had sex?'

really if it does come up there's no reason to say anything other then 'I get laid here or there'

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I'm having some great struggles accepting that women possess so much power over me. How do I learn to live with it?

>>18425357

Hard truth, it is. Vagueness is your friend here. Don't lie. Do don't say "my last girlfriend and I broke up a year ago". That's a lie.

But don't give specifics to things that happened a long time ago. "I used to know this girl that wanted to fuck with flippers on". See how I didn't mention WHEN we did it? Maybe last year. Maybe seven years ago.

>>18425355
woah.
how old are you? how attractive?

>>18425355
She sounds awesome ;D

No judgment here whatsoever, shameful actually taboo turn ons are the best. Even if only for variety. I had a coworker who was sixty and had a huge gut at my last job, he was always looking at my body and it turned me on to no end. Also completely grey, ruined his teeth with smoking etc you name it. I feel like once you get even a little bit turned on from these things knowing that no one would expect you to like that shit and it still being a thing only makes it that much better. Not sure if I'd like to see porn of it though, I feel this would be one of those things for me where seeing the brutal reality might be one step too far (but who knows).

Also
>that bleak feeling of shame after your orgasm
>that feel when you still need to close and glimpse all the tabs

True, I like skinny guys as well, although I do love stomachs so it's a shame to me that I cannot grope them as I'd like to if he doesn't have the fat.

Completely agree, best answer.

>>18425370
what kind of answer do you expect?

If a girl likes horror movies and games and can watch "gory" scenes without a problem, is this a red flag?

>>18425372

24. more than reasonably attractive I mean I get hot guys, but I also hae weird sexual preferences even for hot guys. I'm more on the dominant side when im not slumming so when it comes to hot guys its hard to find men that are willing to let me control them.

>>18425377

haha jesus christ are you me? that shame used to feel so good for me but this year not so much. i used to feel really confident in my choices but lately it makes me a bit disappointed. Don't know why I used to embrace it so hard. I think part of its because I have feelings for a nice guy right now and even non slutty sex/porn makes me feel a bit bad afterward.

>all that fetishist girls so far
the more you know...
thx for answers

>>18425370
If you're remotely attractive, you probably have some power over them. If you're actually attractive, you've probably hurt some feelings without meaning to.

how in the everloving name of FUCK do i ask her out

>>18425409
"Hey. Do you want to go out some time?"

>>18425413
i don't know how old she is. what if it turns out she's like 14?

>>18425391
Just found out you're even my exact age as well so who knows?!
Also remembered this one
>when a guy tries to flirt/joke with you by joking about weird porn he watches that goes beyond your comprehension
>instant vivid flashbacks

It's the other way around for me, I used to be extremely uncomfortable with it also because I felt guys don't expect girls to have fetishes (or only things they find kinky and sexy to think about themselves), and I thought anyone would be disgusted to associate me with that. But over time I got myself (Stockholm syndrome or what?) to enjoy that I have in part weird turn ons that do not adhere to what's seen as cute or whatever, it just is.

I do understand though. Perhaps because you like him you feel more longing towards an emotional connection which makes a release with porn kind of hollow. At least that doesn't seem weird to me. I guess if fantasizing about him does leave you feeling good that could be a sign that it's this?

>>18425419
how about asking her how old is she

>>18425419

WOW, how old are you? Where do you know her from?

>>18425428
I'm 21, met her in class. We've chatted once or twice about random stuff, but we don't know each other very well. She looks like she's about the same age as me but I can't really tell.

>>18425432

And can she really be 14 and in the same class as you?

Also, did she seems interested in those two interactions?

>>18425432
If you are in class together you are about the same age.

>>18425432
plot twist: she's OP's teacher

How do I get a tall Dutch qtpie gf?

>>18425437
>>18425435
I'm in community college. There are people in their 30s in this class.
I guess she seemed interested, we just had a couple of friendly chats for a few minutes. I didn't get the impression that she wanted me to shut the fuck up, so there's that.

>>18425424

its kinda that but i think its a mix of things, like i was just off the old man thing for a while and was legitimately disgusted by it then suddenly im on a 3 day binge of it and really not happy with it. even beforehand i feel bad about it. maybe its just societal pressure or whatever but surely there's a limit. i play safe and keep things good but still i feel a little gross after.

the guys nice though i really like him if he wasn't leaving soon id make a move. normally id use that as an excuse to jump his bones but its a bit more complicated than usual and hes coming back and we work together so blah.

i feel yao n the porn thing though i love talking to guys about fantasies and hearing how basic they are.

>>18425446

Meet people. Like, lots and lots of people. If possible,do it in the Netherlands. you'll have better odds there. Eventually, you are bound to stumble upon someone that fits your criteria. Ask her out. If she says no or eventually dumps you, repeat from the beginning.

>>18425452
Yeah, but not 14 year old girls.

>>18425452
>I didn't get the impression that she wanted me to shut the fuck up, so there's that.

Lack of negative feelings is not the same as attraction. Just saying.


>There are people in their 30s in this class.


Are there some in their early teens, too?

just a reminder that any girl who may have rejected you may have done so because shes planning to get gangbanged by old dudes that night.

fuck.

>>18425463

Or maybe she is gay. Or shy. Or recovering from a break up. Or hates your personality. Or hates herself and thinks she doesn't deserve to date. Or has a partner. Or has strict parents. Or... you get the idea.

Girls, it is slutty to have such big asses, you know?

since we're already discussing asking out a 14yo - is it illegal to date minors? or is it fine when there's no sex about it?

>>18425454
Eh, yeah, that sounds bad. I think you're doing the right thing. If it makes you feel bad imo it doesn't matter endlessly whether it's societal or not, you don't watch porn just to feel disgusted with yourself. Not like you can suddenly cleanse yourself of those feelings because you realize it's in part cultural influence or whatever.
Also I think fantasizing in general is way overrated, I don't even like normal porn. I'd much rather fantasize about being held and having a guy pant against my neck than watching other people go at it while I'm thirsting haha.

That's a real shame, is he going to be away for so long that it's not doable to plan on asking him out when he does get back?

Casuals, casuals everywhere.

>>18425468
legally, sure

>>18425470
>is way overrated
*underrated, is what I meant

>>18425462
>Lack of negative feelings is not the same as attraction. Just saying.
Maybe you're right. Both times we've talked, I was the one to initiate it. I should probably back off. Maybe she even has a boyfriend already.

>>18425510
how is it even possible for a legitimate autist to get into colledge?

>>18425510

Don't stop talking to her completely. Just don't build a relationship in your head already, ok? Also, try to hang out with more girls. Once you start noticing the differences between a girl that's into you and one that's just a friend, it'll be easier. But for that you need context.

>>18425513
I actually am autistic. As I mentioned, it's community college. You'd practically have to be in prison to get rejected.

>>18425275
What happened to the last thread? I asked a question on there and it's not in the archive, did a mod delete it?

How can I treat my male friend who likes me romantically (I don't like him) most compassionately? I don't want to lead him on at all, but don't want to be cold either. Can't lose the friendship, it means a lot.

>>18425540
>Can't lose the friendship

Sorry, but that's gonna be a hard thing to do. Unless HE moves on, then your attention will only make things worse. It's his decision to make. It's his process to undertake.

If you are honest and pay attention to him (so you don't lead him on), then maybe it can work for a while. But you are not making it easier for him to move on if you keep demanding his time, even as a friend.

>>18425470

my issue its not just porn i keep having sex with older men and its clearly bad i feel bad afterwards and gross. didnt use to, or i did but in a way.

maybe its okay for me opinions and feelings to change from time to time.

etiher way.

as for the guy he'll be gone til next summer and then he'll only be here in the summer and hes only returning to work on ap roject together and its just a bad idea to mix business with pleasure imo.

plus its one of the few guys who really does seem to be a great friend.

>>18425470
>>18425560

plus desu im not sure hes into me, hes way too hot

Women, how important is a potential boyfriends income?

I'm in a career I love but I'll probably always be on the poorer side of things as a result. Assuming everything else clicked well enough, would it still be an issue?

>>18425547
I'm not really that temporally remanding. We both work pretty hardcore jobs so we're not like teens texting and cotching 24/7. We get dinner maybe once a month, talk on the phone/ whatsapp every couple of weeks.

>>18425533
Thank the new janitor.

>>18425566
Nah, job satisfaction for him is more important. It's more a sign of reliable income as well anyway.

>>18425566
Depends on the girl. Personally, I don't care, as long as our joint income would be enough to provide necessities i.e. rent/utilities/food (assuming we live together)

>>18425463
It's so unlikely I doubt it'd ever happen to you.

>>18425568

Oh, then nothing bad should happen if you keep like this. I'd still tell you to initiate less, just to be safe.

Just be honest with him. Don't expect him to know when he is making you uncomfortable with his advances or "moves".

What does it feel like to be "wet"?

>>18425577
Cool, thanks man.

>>18425572
different poster but what if my girlfriend makes more money than i do?

i feel emasculated and if we decided to have kids i would most likely be a stay at home dad because it would make more sense. i think this is going to create resentment and i really dont want that, but i cant help the way i am or how i was raised.

you know what, dont answer this, we're on fucking 4chan

>>18425581
Funnily enough it doesn't feel like anything within the vagina until something touches it. But I can feel the clitoral swelling.

>>18425566

depends on the girl. if its ultimately going to lead to her 'supporting' you throughout most of life its harder to get a girl, but if you are at least able to pay for your own stuff without huge worry all the time then its not too bad.

>>18425589
The binary of stay at home partner vs working partner is so dated.
The best option is to both take some time off, then send your child to nursery and get on with building lucrative careers while your child learns to socialise.
Bonus: they will grow up respecting both parents.

>>18425566
If you can provide for yourself, I don't give half a shit - especially if it makes you very happy.

>>18425560
Oh wow, sorry, feeling kind of dense for missing that you were talking about actual hook ups here. But yeah especially then I would take your feelings seriously and at least refrain for now, who knows how you will feel some other time. People do change/fluctuate.

Okay crap, those are some pretty good reasons indeed. Still a shame. I wouldn't try to guess too much whether you are hot enough for someone, though. You can't judge your own appeal through someone else's eyes. People respond to so many different things than just facial symmetry etc. I have seen girls get with much "hotter" guys because they were overall a great catch. Even something like sex appeal has to do with how you move, how much you like sex/men yourself, confidence, ability to flirt etc and not just whether you have the stereotypical body for it.
Perhaps I'm just saying stuff you all know already but just felt the need to put it out there in case you don't or could stand to be reminded. Either way I wish you the best from afar :)

>>18425581
Like the other poster said you do not feel it very graphically as the vagina is always moist, the wetness is body temperature etc.
You do learn to recognize the signs like a throbbing feeling. And of course the tingles in general. I don't think that stuff is wildly different from how it feels to men... But I can tell how wet I am virtually solely by circumstantial things.

>>18425619

Well, an erect penis is kind of a dead giveaway even while completely naked. You know, it kinda hangs differently so we can tell.

Your point is still valid, though. There's a general feeling overall. I just find it kind of funny to imagine a guy needing to rub or poke against something to feel his own hard on.

>>18425606

i mean dont get me wrong im sure i can make it happen, we spent all of last night drunk in my bed, but... its just another weird issue of mine.

etiher way thanks for talking to me through this. good to know im not the only one like me out there.

My gf and I want to have a threeway

How do we find girls?
Are these things usually awkward? She wants to avoid anyone we know.

>>18425635
Nah I totally relate to being hesitant to start something when you don't know what exactly you're getting yourself into.

No problem at all. It's pretty late here so I'm heading for bed but I'm thrilled to actually run into someone with the same turn ons "in the wild". You don't know how many fetish threads I've ctrl+f'd for burping with no results... We're out there!

>>18425634
Don't get me wrong, when I am trying to describe what it's like physically, there's no dead giveaway. But I am very in tune with my body obviously, so it's not like I don't know whether I'm wet or not, or even how wet. I just don't physically feel the fluid building. There's still stuff like feeling your crotch throb, or if you are getting very wet and readjust your position you can feel some squirt out. If I'm very turned on my vagina also feels very "big" as in that I can tell the opening has widened and feels welcoming.

Honestly though while I woud love to experience for myself what getting a boner feels like, it is a fucking privilege to be able to be as aroused as you want in public and no one being able to tell.

>>18425654

i will never feel ashamed for loving a burping man. i try to encourage it whenever i hear one just by saying 'nice one' if it was good or 'you could do better' if it was weak. even when encouraging though some men take it like im being sarcastic unfortunately.

>>18425646
You find girls through tinder, other hook up apps (you have some specifically for these things I think, google around a bit for that), ideally let your girl do the initial approaching.

Realize you're in for a quest here, though, especially if you are a more or less average looking couple and/or have a lot of boundaries (like no penetration for the third). It's a relatively ungrateful task to fulfil a couple's fantasy, especially because if drama arises you get the blame and oftentimes there are rules that make it awkward or less pleasurable for you (like sex acts you love being off limits, you being kicked out after sex and so on). Girls who want to join a MFF with a couple are called unicorns so I guess that gives you an idea. Having said that you should be able to make it work as long as you are willing to invest time and energy into finding someone you are on board with from all sides.

>>18425663
You are a braver woman than I am. I feel this would come out in the most strained voice with me, it took me years to not instantly turn bright red if someone burped around me... But you are doing the lord's work.

>>18425664
Very useful. Thanks!

Guys would it put you off if I'm a Buddhist convert?
I'm very sincere about it but worry it makes me seem like some clichéd gap yah rah girl.

>>18425670
No problem, good luck!

>>18425673
Yes, I'd qualify you as a "tumblr girl - don't touch".

Bump >>18425383

>>18425673
Yeah, it makes you seem uneducated and culturally cut off from your own culture and civilization and with an absolute blindness to your heritage.

All of the major religions have a reason why they're major religions but to be able to abandon your own means you really have not been shown the positives of it.

Also, fuck buddhism, souls are not meant to stop existing.

>>18425654
>If I'm very turned on my vagina also feels very "big" as in that I can tell the opening has widened and feels welcoming.

That's actually really interesting. We do have precum, so I kinda get what you mean with not feeling you are wet until it touches something.

But we men (or at least I) imagine the vagina as a pretty "unmoving" place. Like, I don't know, imagining my navel moving or something. One assumes it won't open on it's own. Does this make sense?

>>18425683
>bags of sand

>>18425679
I've honestly never been on tumblr. Or any social media (unless 4chan counts which I suppose it does). Would this come through or would your mind already be made up?

>>18425681
I grew up catholic, went to catholic school and church every week. Know the bible cover to cover and even considered becoming a nun during my university years.
But I found that my faith wasn't bringing out the best in me, and I had political qualms with the church.
Became more open minded to other denominations and religions, went to everything I got invited to from
Scientology to Mormonism.
Buddhism struck a cord with me, though I'm under no pretence that it has all the answers.

>souls are not meant to stop existing
We don't claim they do.

>>18425692
Then you qualify as a "daddy issues girl - stay away".

>>18425683
It isn't entirely. I mean, not like it's bouncing all over the place or anything, but you can flex it, and it does open on its own. Obviously you have to feel this for yourself because there is no real equivalent but I feel like men often forget that the vagina is lined with muscle all over. It's not some passive thing. Which is also why it's funny when guys talk about it like taking dicks stretches it out beyond repair. If the muscles would not relax before penetration, sex would be difficult and not pleasurable. It getting wet and loose is what turns it from just a hole (shoving a tampon up there does not feel that differently - at least to me - from taking a rectal pill, save for not having the overwhelming urge to push it out) to a welcoming entrance that feels great to put something inside of.

>>18425695
I don't understand why religious conversation would be connected to daddy issues?

My dad's a great bloke, catholic ofc but very open minded, he and my mum almost converted to Quakerism when I was young.

>>18425692
No, no you were not, you were an attendee not a believer. Catholicism especially, it's a powerful cultural and grounding religious experience, if one feels it truly one can not leave from it. To leave from it is torture, every moment from it is torture. Do more reading, I recommend you start here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-wWBGo6a2w

Until then please don't tell people you were a Catholic, it's... embarrassing and gross.

>We don't claim they do.
To stop suffering one must stop reincarnating. To reincarnate is to exist at any level. The ant becomes the God and the God the ant, given time. To stop existing is to commit soul seppuku. You bitches crazy, fuck your shit.

>>18425705
Because you do have them, it's obvious you have big daddy issues. Stomping your feet and saying

>You're wrong!!!

Only shows more daddy issues. You asked us what we thought and we answered. E A S Y

>>18425705
Let me put it this way: based on what you said so far, I wouldn't date you. You strike me as a person who takes religion and spiritual development very seriously and that's a red flag for me.

>>18425707
>do more reading
>gives link to babby intro video about the bible

Why do you find it so hard to believe someone could be strongly acquainted with Christianity and yet choose another path? Sounds like your upbringing stifled your theological thinking.

There are different branches of Buddhism with different beliefs. If you're interested at all, look up Nichiren Buddhism. Or not, if you're happy with your beliefs.

>>18425701

Yeah, it's hard to imagine. I'm not OP, by the way. But this was really interesting.

>>18425710
Hmm okay. I guess I wanted a more nuanced answer than 'anything which is a bit abnormal in a girl=daddy issues' but it's hard to represent my character online ofc. I'll bear your comments in mind.

>>18425716
>babby intro
Except that is definitely now how babby, most absolutely definitely

No, it hasn't. It's yours that is stifling my peace right now. You're poisonous experience, a disruptive one, filled with hatred and anger which is why you probably went for the most calming one. Get angry, I don't care, I'm at peace with my heritage unlike you, a betrayed, the worst of all. AIN'T SHIT THAT U CAN DO TO TOUCH ME BITCH, BLESS ME JESUS

>>18425712
Fair enough. It can be quite a strain on a relationship to have different spiritual goals.

>>18425716
definitely not how babby is formed*

is what I meant. Strange you'd say that, scared of fighting outside your battlefield? Prepare your bed all you want bitch, there's a reason people don't use the same sheets, nobody's gonna touch them.

>>18425721
I'm sorry you're so upset. Peace man.

>>18425727
Just as upset as you.

OoOOoOOoOOOoOOoooo

daddy issue girl

>>18425673
>Guys would it put you off if I'm a Buddhist convert?
Wouldn't give a fuck.
In fact I'd wager the majority of guys wouldn't give a fuck, because most people in our generation don't seem to give a fuck about religion in general.

>>18425540
>How can I treat my male friend who likes me romantically

This one ain't up to you. Sorry.

>>18425383
>If a girl likes horror movies and games and can watch "gory" scenes without a problem, is this a red flag?

What's up with people's obsession with "flags". In my opinion, instead of worrying about generic "flags" you're better off owning whatever it is you're insecure about and turning it in to a strength and a point of relation. I.E. if the person I'm in to isn't in to this, then that just means we wouldn't work out.

Anyway, nope.

Not unless your house is loaded with horror film peraphalia, like dolls and actions figures and shit.

And if that's the case, instead of suppressing your personality (the part of you that's actually interesting) own it and try to find someone who is willing to share that passion with you and it's no problem.

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All religion is stupid and so is anyone who actually cares or believes it.

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Anons, I don't know, I am fucking tired. I am in relationship, for half a year. When everything seem alright, I have no problem communicating with my GF, I initiate everything, feeling comfortable to the maximum extent, I'd say, where love and feeling thrives.

However, as soon as any conflict occurs, even if it's minor and insignificant, I start to withdraw, completely, it is some sort of fear. Huge pressure on my chest, like an anvil, be it text or IRL, I CAN'T ANSWER and I just stay completely silent, and my GF gets even more irritated after that. When it happens, I basically want to run, want to fucking cheat with other girls, and it feels utterly, completely disgusting and bad to me, I want to cry, nobody in the sane mind would do it. The feeling I get is that I can't listen to her, I withdraw and forget everything, my mind goes numb.

What the fuck? What the fuck?

>>18425738

That's not a question. Don't call people stupid when you don't even know how the thread works. It's right there in the title. "Ask"

>>18425668

im the hero fetishists need but not the one they deserve.

>>18425738
religion, whether you believe in the literal dogma or not, gives you a moral compass and teaches you how to not be a dick, something your edgy atheist beliefs never taught you

>>18425743
I'm commenting on a discussion that is currently going on.

Go cry to your magic sky wizard if I'm hurting your feelings.

I'm 26 and never had a gf. Am I just fucked for life? I'm so lonely how can I get a gf?

Do girls like sexually submissive guys?

>>18425752
No

What do you eat/avoid eating before sex? It will be my first time and I don't want to smell/taste awful or shit on his face.

>>18425745
>morality has no basis in biology

>>18425745
If you need an ancient book, a life time of indoctrination, and a threat of being tortured in hell for all eternity in order to convince you not to steal or murder or hurt people then YOU'RE the bad person, not me.

Also nice "moral compass" you've got telling you to kill non-believers, or keep slaves, or stone gays, or mutilate baby penises.
>B-but we just ignore all those parts! Because we've managed to figure out which parts of our religious text are the "real" parts and which ones we don't have to obey.
Oh wait, and you still do a bunch of those things anyways.

>>18425749
I mean, if you've been constantly trying to talk to girls and shit, then I guess yea you are fucked. If you've never tried, then that's kinda a no brainer

>>18425752
Nope

>>18425752
Only if you are smaller than me. That's rare though.

>>18425763
You really are blind... leave the thinking to men please.

Pansexual Ovens
Apparently someone at work is sick. I work in the kitchen and he's coming in tomorrow with his illness. It's strep.

Tell me, do I just wear a flu mask while washing hands frequently or do I have to go even further than that? I sincerely don't want this bug going around me.

>>18425879
I am a man. A smarter and more moral man than you.

>>18425884
That's not a statement a smarter or more moral person would say though.

>>18425889
But I just did. Case closed.

>>18425894
Yes, the case that you're dumber and less moral. Woop woop.

>>18425894
man, you sure are sperging out

>>18425896
How am I dumber for not believing the earth is 6000 years old and that everything in the universe is controlled by a magic sky wizard?
How am I less moral for possessing inherent empathy while the only reason you aren't currently out stealing, raping and murdering is because you've spent your entire life being told you'll burn in hell if you do?

>>18425906
Cuz religion is not just that, it's more, it's so much more and it represent real macro behaviors of us as a species that has successfully reproduced and survived for billions and billions of years and there's deep meaning to that but all you get out of it

>ELLELELELE 600 YEARS U DUMB

Like... you're fucking limited man

>>18425906
I'd say you're less moral for assuming that 84% of the world is made up of complete morons and that you're inherently smarter than all of them based on one single point of contention.

>>18425742
Bump.

>>18425913
So rape, murder, genocide, torture, slavery, discrimination, etc.., things going on all over the world right now and that have been going on all over the world for thousands of years, encouraged by various religions are perfectly fine and good, but I'M evil because I think I'm smarter than the people doing all those who unquestioningly believe some thousand year old book of fairy tails which has been continuously debunked at every turn.

Wow, what incredibly logic. Just what you can expect from someone who thinks the earth is flat and the sun and stars revolve around us.

>>18425939
The same things you've mentioned have happened on the LARGEST (as in with the most amount of victims in all of HUMAN HISTORY, all of it) scale due to atheists. I.E. The numerous atrocities (genocide, murder, rape, torture, slavery, discrimination, etc.) committed by the soviet union, as just one example.

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>>18425738
r/atheism is down the corner and to the left.
>pic related is literally you

>>18425949
Maybe he has too much of it, don't judge him please, we're here to be supportive

Is it love if a girl says she's late (period) and I don't completely freak out? Usually my heart races and i get really nervous and anxious and can't focus.

>>18425957
Sure. Well done mate, you've made it.

>>18425945
false equivalence. none of the atrocities committed by the soviet union (or germany, to take another example) were motivated by a lack of religious belief

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Why aren't women funny?

>>18425965
You joking or just genuinely uneducated? Like... holy shit... are you serious?

>>18425967
A few are. Most female stand up comedians aren't because they base their their whole bit on being a woman, rather than making jokes that are funny.

>>18425965
Religions don't start wars. It's just a convenient excuse for the people in power to tell the populace.

When I go out on Friday night, sometimes a subway or street situation occurs, where a girl shows affection towards me.
It happened 3 times and following things were the same every time:
1) they were somewhat drunk and with their girlfriends
2) they always give a high five
3) say something like "cheers mate" or "hello"
It happened 3 times, but every time I didn't know what to do so we went our ways after this pleasant greeting (always brightens up my lonely nights)
Does this mean they are interested in getting to know me closer or are they just trying to cheer me up?
What to do really? They greet me but then they go away...

>>18425945
>a single nation that lasted less than 70 years somehow committed more atrocities than the entire religious world has in thousands
The soviet union could have killed it's entire own population and still not met the death total of any major religion has done on it's own. And as another guy pointed out, those weren't motivated BY being atheist, nor was the entire soviet government uniformly atheist.

>>18425973
>holy shit
You just equated the father, son and holy spirit with feces. You're going to hell for that.

>>18425946
Did you not see that I had already posted a fedora image of my own? How did that not tip you off that I don't care about the meme or take it seriously? Tell me, what logical steps went through your head as you decided to reply to me with that image that made you think "Yeah, this will prove him wrong and hurt his feelings so much that he'll go away"?

Oh wait, you don't bother taking logical steps in your head before acting. You just act, on impulse and indoctrination.

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>>18425989
*tips fedora*

>>18425939
Tell me something. Do you honestly believe the majority of religious people believe that the Earth is 6000 years old, the Earth is flat, or that the Earth is the center of the universe? Or are you really so deluded that you paint your "opposition" in the most negative way possible at all times in your mind?

All - what to do when you are ghosted and cant stop thinking about it ?

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>>18425989
>r/atheism is this assblasted
Did that image hit a nerve?

>>18425992
If someone tells me they think 2+2=5 I can only assume the rest of their math is equally incorrect.

>are you really so deluded that you paint your "opposition" in the most negative way possible at all times in your mind?
Gee like every single one of you is doing right now?

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>>18426002
>Makes generalized statement about how everyone who does something is stupid
>Gets called a fedora tipper
>>w-w-why are you all p-p-p-painting me in the m-most negative l-light p-p-possible
so this...this is the power of atheist """"""""logic"""""""""

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>>18426010
>be born
>after some number of years, see another person with a thing I want
>have no sense of empathy, so decide I'm going to kill that person and take their thing so it can be mine
>man in robe tells me I can't do that or my soul will burn in hell for all eternity
>decide not to kill and steal from that other person, not because I would feel any genuine guilt or remorse over harming another human being, but because I fear for the consequences I will personally have to pay
>man in robe also tells me our world is only 6000 years old, that evolution is not real, that homosexuals should be executed, that the answer to every question ever is just "God did it" and I'll go to hell if I ask any more questions
>happily believe it all
>go on internet and brag about how I'm smarter and more moral than other people

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>>18426022
>Trying this hard
*tips fedora*

>>18426022
>go on internet and brag about how I'm smarter and more moral than other people
Who's been doing that? You came into this thread and started saying you were so much smarter than anyone who believes in a religion unprovoked.

>>18426030
I don't have to try at all to outwit you actually.

But by all means, it's more effort for you to google those fedora images than it is for me to reply so go as long as you want.

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>>18426035
>I don't have to try to outwit you at all
>He says after contradicting himself and accusing others of doing what he's been doing this whole time
I've gotta say, I'm impressed.

>>18426041

>>18426033
There was already an argument going on about religion. People were accusing others of "betraying their culture" if they converted to another religion. I pointed out how stupid such behavior is.

My girlfriend seem to be jealous. I helped a girl once, my GF got mad since there were cicrumstances where I basically took my work I have done to her and sent it to another girl. GF asked me questions, like, "what is the color of my eyes", then "what is the color of that girl's eyes?" more aggressively. She also previously mentioned my friend-girl, like, thousands of times.

Last time this happened I asked her, like, is she fucking retarded? Stop doing that. An answer I got is "now I can't make a joke?"

??? What does it mean?

Girls

How is it this fat guy got the super model host Heidi Klum so wet? How? Start at 3:00 so you skip most of the useless shit

https://youtu.be/cf8zxj7n1cs

>>18425994

commit yourself to work, and health/fitness. don't worry about getting them back, don't even think about them. serious man, it's happened to me a few times now. it really hurts, but you'll get over it. don't do what I did and not eat or go outside for weeks. I wish I cam out of the depression stronger rather than weaker and paler.

>>18426075
Women are so fucking manipulative. My ex was like that.

>>18425967
What they say isn't funny, it's their actions that are hilarious.

>>18426088

I know guys like that. I hate them. But I wish I was them.

>>18426088
He's charismatic, confident, and has an amazing and traditionally sexy singing voice.

>>18425752
It's personally a big turn-off for me.

What are some social things i can do alone?

I just quit my job yesterday i have free time i wanna do something BUT i just cant think of anything that i can do alone outside of gym time

I don't have friends or gf

>>18426129
Get a gf.

>>18426130
I really want to but my social life is trash, outside of work i don't get to know girls really, and i already fail 3 times trying to get with someone at the work place

>>18426139
Pick up qt at the gym, should be next on your list.

>>18426116

Me too :(

>>18426120

I wish I had his voice..

>>18426139

Travel

MALES: Do you really hate "roastie" or is it just a meme?

t. Roastie

>>18426170
Yes.

>>18426170
It's not very pleasant looking.

>>18426178
>>18426188


Danmn

>>18426170

No it doesn't matter. As long as it doesn't smell.

>>18426170
Female version of being a dicklet.

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I'm broke as shit and been looking for jobs everywhere in my city with no luck, can't even get a job as a dishwasher at a mexican restaurant. That being said, I met the qt at church who seems to have taken an interest in me despite me being a complete social retard, she makes me feel that tingly feeling that I haven't felt before but I have no money to ask her out. What do? Should I just kill myself? My only redeeming quality is that I've started going to the gym (barely) and am tall.

>>18426210

It can't hurt to ask her out. I think (as a church girl) church girls tend to be way more tolerant and want to help guys.

The worst thing she can do is say no. And of course, never kill yourself. Good luck with the job hunt btw.

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>>18426220
I've been trying to figure out how but between being afraid of spilling my spaghetti and being broke, I can't think of what I where I would ask her out to. I've never been in a relationship or had any type of interaction with a girl like this before. It doesn't help that I live in a middle of nowhere desert either

>>18426170
It depends on magnitude. Some are ok, some are outright road kill.

>>18425721
>>18425730
>>18425707
what the fuck

>>18426170
It's ugly, but I wouldn't say I hate it.
I just prefer innies.

>>18426170
a little beef is fine, I'll even go dollar menu at arby's, but if you are fullsize quizno's that's another story

>>18426198
>>18426199
>>18426272

Thanks 4 the honesty. There's nothing that can be done I'm a roastie anyway.

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>>18426279
>tfw sit and accidentally pinch your labia
>tfw toilet paper getting trapped in the folds
>tfw gotta tuck labia into your cooch for better nudes
just fucking kill me

>>18426295


>tfw gotta tuck labia into your cooch for better nudes
I never even done this in my life. you mean pulling down outer labia? I can do that but I can't tuck them into my vagina thats impossible afaict.

>>18426302
tucking the outer labia up into the puss puss so it has the appearance of an innie. pulling down the outer labia would just make the roastie levels look even worse

How do I get a sweetiepie gf?

>>18426279
tf does a "roastie" look like?

>>18426316
really meaty and big beef curtains

This is a really dumb question and I doubt anyone can actually answer it.

When I walked in public places with my ex, she told me every time she saw a girl checking me out (it happened at least twice every time we went out).
I never noticed girls checking me out, ever.

Was she imagining things and being way too jealous, or am I actually attractive and completely blind?
How do I even notice this attention? I'm too busy looking where I'm going.

>>18426170
Ok, here's the honest truth. Roasties don't look as good as other kinds of pussy, but if I've decided I'm going to sleep with you it's not going to slow me down once I get your pants off.

>>18426170
I like them.

>>18426340
when you check out girls, do you just stare at them, or are you sneaky, trying not to get caught?
surprise, girls do it this way as well. They hide from your sight, but they don't care so much about anybody else's.
plus your gf might have indeed been jelous, all right

Do single girls even exist?

I tried taking a cooking class in hopes of maybe meeting a qt and it was a sausage fest.
Then I went to a russian language learner's meetup and it was the same thing.
Then I started to go to music shows, and there were a lot of girls, but every single one was with a bf.

I was thinking of going back to college for a Master's degree just to put myself in a place with half decent odds again.

>>18426352
Makes sense.
She was extremely jealous, so she might have been on the lookout for those sneaky stares.

>>18426316

Her inner labia (the labia that are pink/wrinkly) are bigger than her outer labia (the labia that look like regular skin flaps).

Does any girl here like romantic music, like the one below?
https://youtu.be/C4HJ0zfZ-EM

Men desire women more than the other way around until they both orgasm. Then it switches the other way around. True or just a meme?

>>18426356
Nope. The top 20% of men date/fuck multiple women, and women would rather share those top men than settle for the bottom 80.

Girls, how long do you like it in the bedroom? Is 10-15 minutes too long or too short? Would wanting to fuck for hours be considered bad? what's the longest you would want to be fucked for?

>>18426420
Sex is fun. Puss puss loves dick. But getting fucked for hours would kill the poor thing.

>>18426433
ok, so no hour fucking. I'm nervous to ask since girls are prudish in a small town, but seriously is 10-15 minutes of straight fucking too long?

Girls: how much would it bother you if your boyfriend/fuckbuddy/whomever it is you're sleeping with jerked off while you were asleep in the same bed? Should the guy just get up and go elsewhere to do it?

>>18426456
Depends on the intensity. Go slow and you can go on for a while. I couldn't imagine being able to take maximum overdrive dick for very long. My guy doesn't last that long but he'll still leave me sore--he cums, takes a break, then starts up round two.

>>18426457
If my boyfriend would rather jack off in the bed next to me instead of wake me up for some fucking, I would be extremely hurt, like on an insane irrational level. But I also have a much higher sex drive than him and I've been rejected by him before, so if he ever preferred jacking off to fucking me I'd honestly struggle to stay with him.

>>18426469
In this case, it's not that he'd "rather" jack off than fuck you, it's just that he doesn't want to be rude and wake you up

>>18426482
My boyfriend knows how much I crave the dick, so I'd know that was bullshit right off the bat. As for your situation, how does he think that he can jerk off and not wake you up from all the...well, jerking?

>>18426491
By doing it very carefully

>>18426498
Well would you rather him wake you up for a good dicking? It's generally not good to compare yourself to other people to assess how you "should" feel about a situation. Does it bother you that he does that? Tell him. Talk to him about it.

>>18426501
I'm the guy in this scenario actually, hence the "should he just get up and do it somewhere else" part of my original question. I suppose I should ask my girlfriend, I was just wondering about how other girls felt about the situation.

>>18426507
If your gf has a low sex drive, she might be cool with you taking care of business without her needing to get involved. But if she's anything like me she's gonna want that to change real quick

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>>18425294

5'11 Guy here, i like it when girls are as tall or taller than me. I also like it when girls have a bit of a gut, not too much but enough to get my dick hard, like her body cant be any fat than a barrel

I just like how it feels and looks

I need general topics for a first date and my first date, please

>>18426539
Maybe I'm a child in an adult body but I've always loved playing the question game. You can pick whatever topic, you can elaborate on stuff that interests you, and you can switch to a completely different topic without it being awkward.

>>18426547
What's the question game?

I had my uni grad today, I'm in engineering, so not many girsl, but I happened to be next to a cute girl all day. Anyways I hit it off with her really well and we talked, joked, laughed etc. Anyway Im a littele bitch and never asked for her number or anything, never added her on any media either. Anyways I memorized her name, is it weird I memorized it, is it ok to add her on FB? Also when I was saying bye to her it was really awkward for some reason, and she said "I guess we will never see each other again" (She doesnt live in the same city as the school), am I crazy or was this a signal implying she would want to see me again?

Its just all so weird considering even if I did pursue this I dont know when I would see her.

I'm just bloggin at this point because I am 5 beers in from celebrating my grad with my family.

>>18426634
Add her. Having contacts like that can be handy.

Just don't bank on being able to date her.

Im 23 and gf is 21, weve been together for a year and are preparing to rent a place together. However ahe recently dropped a bombshell on my head that in the next few years she wants me to buy a house with her and her best friend split 3 ways. I am wildly uncomfortable with this, i have no problem with us three renting a house. But buying a house with a 3rd party that im not committed to sounds like a disaster. She doesnt understand why i have a problem with this and is quite disappointed with me. It doesnt matter that its her friend. I wouldnt wanna buy a house with a third anyone. I wanna buy one with her alone.

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So girls, women, females of this thread, what do you think of people who are not white or your race? In particular white women but I welcome anyone; I'm asking for personal rejection-related reasons.

Would ya date one, do you find them attractive?

Girls: What causes you to detach? In the past month, my gf has detached from me physically but continues texting and calling me cute-sy like. We used to make out all the time, and even discussed sex. We'd hang out on the fly constantly. Now she barely makes time to see me in person, and always for a very short time, in public. We haven't been over one another's house to enjoy each other's closeness in what feels like forever. Now she's unfazed by us both going away for college, but is insistent on us staying together. There are other details in here I can't fit, (no other guys, 100% sure) but does this behavior have an explanation?

>>18426757
I don't have an opinion? Why would I?

And yes, I'd date someone outside my race. I'm doing so right now.

>>18426756
Why don't you want to do that? It's going to be a lot cheaper

>>18426774
Honeymoon period is over.

>>18426793
>>18426774 here
The honeymoon is over yes, but it's more like a steep drop off a cliff, and this happens to every relationship I'm in. Except this time, we still talk and goof around, and she expects everything to continue in this new capacity where I feel alone and unvalued, mocking my dissatisfaction. What am I doing wrong? How do I stop this from reoccurring?

>>18426757
I don't think anything bad about them as people but I'm not attracted to non-whites.

>>18426757
Would vastly prefer someone the same race as me because my heritage has been a major family thing. Not so much an attractiveness problem as it is country of origin. Not all Eastern European countries get along, and people in the US, who care a lot about where their family specifically came from, will still bring it up.

>>18426774
Wanting something else or getting bored, and trying not to say anything about it until YOU break up with HER. Women generally aren't assertive, so I guess it wouldn't hurt to ask her what's up before assuming it's only an issue with you.

>>18425566
>Women, how important is a potential boyfriends income
I don't care, provided you like it. Provided that we can actually live on the combined income, I really don't mind how much you make. I'd rather date a musician who loved what he does, than a banker who only works in the field for the money.

>>18425752
I do. Sometimes. I'm a switch, so I like being both dominant and submissive.

>>18425760
Pineapple.

Girls, would you be turned off a man for his faith?
I went on a few dates with this girl, we got along great, had a lot in common etc. and on the third date, religion came up. I told her I was a christian (she was an atheist) and I tried to convince her that religion was good, at least for society. Since this date, she hasn't responded to any texts or calls. I acknowledge that that was stupid, but she pushed my buttons a bit.
Is this unsalvageable?

>>18425294
Male, and muscly chicks are super hot

Girls, does a guy being a virgin put you off him? I suppose it depends on the reason, but I've never actively sought out sex before and don't feel the need to rush after it. Early 20's.

>>18426890
Yes.

>>18426890
Depends on his age and the reason why he is virgin. If he's 20 or 21 I wouldn't care, if he is 28 it'd make me wonder why. Obviously since I am 25 and tend to date older, in my dating pool it'd raise some questions.

>>18426891
Is it the lack of sexual experience that is a turn off, or something else?

>>18426887
His faith, no. What you did, yes.

>>18426887
Look at it as dodging a bullet. If you take your faith seriously you probably would be better finding someone with similar values, especially down the road when it comes to raising kids.

>>18426902
You just gotta wonder what's wrong with him that he hasn't managed to do it yet.

>>18426919
Thanks for clearing that up, I guess it comes down to most people seeing sex as some sort of goal.

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My heart starts beating really fast when I'm around this guy I like. Strangely enough I feel relaxed like I can talk for hours with him. What is this feel?

>>18426941
admiration

>>18426944
What do I do about it?

>>18426952
Depends! If he single and you like him more than a friend then why not say so.

I've had friends i've admired and felt excited to be around but only in a platonic way. It's a good feeling to admire someone for their skills or emotional intelligence :)

>be me 2 years ago
>good chemistry with girl in class
>too austic to ask her out or anything at the time
>start talking to her around February this year
>shes transfered to school 2 hours away
>lots of mutual interests
>start falling for her
>turns out shes in an ldr with some guy thats not in our hometown
I really want to ask her out to lunch or something next time shes in town but idk if thats a good idea when shes already in an ldr bc i genuinely enjoy talking to her and dont want her to ghost me if I send off too many signals that i want more than just a friendship. Wat do?

>>18426980
She's already got a boyfriend and she lives away. Just cultivate a friendship. Why do people on these threads place so little value on friendship?

>>18426986
Because ive got a voice in my head telling me what you said and a voice telling me ldrs with as much distance as them dont ever work so its safe to crash it.

>>18426986
Best advice. My best relationship came from a friendship. Even if the relationship never transpires you at least will have a good friend in the end.

do some girls have a gay phase around the age of 18? askin cause i really like this girl but i think she recently turned homo

>>18426960
I don't know how he feels about me. He's really nice to me but hasn't hit on me yet. I don't know whether he's doing out of respect or not being attracted.

How do I make sure someone who was sexually abused feels comfortable during (obviously consensual) sex with me?
I don't want to keep checking they're okay and reminding them/ making them feel self conscious about it.
The twist: they're male and I'm female.

>>18427195
Keep it fun and light hearted. Look happy, ask if he likes whatever you're doing at the time in a fun way like "yeah you like that?". Just be fun about it. If you're comfortable, he'll be comfortable.

>>18425309
There is no better feeling to nut into some fat ugly bitch and few moments later it hits you
>why am i so degenerate?
>i dont even enjoy the slapping sound of fats rolls
>she secretly loves me and i will break her hearth like human garbage i am
>why her pussy smells so bad?

I advise you to rather fap to porn and send her to >>>/fit/ sticky

>>18425357
I dont care about your history if you are nice well balanced person. And if you are not, your history doesnt interest me anyway.

>>18425370
Fap twice a day. Easy.

>>18425383
It just means she isnt crybaby. If you want crybaby scared of its own shadown, she isnt for you.

>>18425409
Ask her what is she doing on weekend.

>>18425446
Move to Dutch (lol) and learn their language?

>>18425463
That is shit daily reminder.

>>18425468
Pic related.

>>18425533
Remember, he does it for free.

>>18425646
Tinder, xhamster and porn tube, fetlife. They all have secrions for kinky people to meet.

>>18425673
Do you also have piercing, tattoo, feminazi views and dyed hair?

>>18425738
Religion isnt as stupid as you think. It contains wisdom and gives people hope and reason why to be nice to each other. Also going to church to date qties is cool as fuck.
*tips fedora*

>>18425742
You need to tell your gf you have trouble speaking when she is angry. Practice it. Your gf will pretend she is angry because your memes suck and you will try your best to argue with her. Yes, you can even practice being mad with her.

>>18425749
I bet you have never actually tried, have you?

>>18425957
You probably just got lazy to panic.

>>18425967
They dont need to. Guys have to invent jokes to flirt with girls. Girls just need to exist to secure bf.

>>18425980
Ask them for their number. If they ask why, tell them
>so i can ask you on date
Success quaranteed.

>>18425994
Fap and go sleep.

>>18426075
Girls are crazy man. Next time hug her and tell her she will always be your girl number one. And write color of her eyes and birthday to phone

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>>18427190
Anyone? How can I test if he likes me platonically or romantically?

>>18427298
Ask them out!

>>18427306
This, if you want to know if he's more interested ask if he wants to go for a drink somewhere see where it go's from there.

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>>18426170
I dont dislike flappy girls.

But if by roastie you mean cock carousel slut, then no.

>>18426316
Pic related.

>>18426356
Maybe try online dating.

>>18426395
After good cum i dont need gf until i get hungry or horny again. But the cuddling part is still good.

>>18426756
Dont do that. It sounds like open relationship.

>>18426941
Ask him on date already.

>>18426980
>ldr
Lol, cuck her bf. Ask her on date.

>>18427105
>turned homo
Lol. Buy condoms and try your luck anyway.

>>18427195
You have to trust them a little and have talk before and after sex. Just not during it. Implement safe word?

>>18427298
Literally ask him where is his gf. And at the end of conversation give him your phone number on piece of paper. Either he texts you or not.

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>>18427306
>>18427308
Any other way? I have asked guys out before and it went from a guy only liking me as a friend to hitting on me too sexually. I generally avoid all sexual topics or jokes when talking to guys because I don't want to creep him out with my sense of humour (I'm on 4chan after all). How long is too long to wait for a guy to ask me out?

Boyfriend has to spend 2 years working abroad. We will meet every 2 weeks.

Guys - How do I keep things interesting while doing long distance?

>>18427311
gtfo

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>>18427504
I've just started something similar - He works away for 1-6 weeks at a time, usually with a week or less off in-between.

You've gotta find the sweet spot between 'teasing enough that he's always at 90% anticipation for coming home to the real thing' and 'not teasing so much that he gets over it and just waits it out.'

Invest in some nice lingerie. Never send explicitly lewd photos.

Girls

why do you like painting your nails and wearing unnatural looking lipstick?

Personally, I think those things are unattractive.

>>18426457
I would appreciate it because l don't like to be woken up and I'm usually not horny when I first wake up. So if my boyfriend woke me up for sex I'd probably be pissed.

>>18427586
Its a fun way to express yourself and show off your makeup skills to other girls.

>>18427625

I guess I just don't understand it. I just think it looks really unnatural and don't find it attractive at all

Have you ever gotten back with an ex? What is better or worse? State your gender.

>>18427655
Female.
It was better because we worked on the reasons why we broke up the first time, so we work much better together.
It was worse because I do sometimes doubt us as a couple.

>>18427586
>Why do you like doing things I don't like? How dare you!

>>18427630
Some things aren't about being hot for the opposite sex. It's not like guys get big gross bushy beards to impress girls.

>>18427586
>>18427586
I don't usually wear lipstick/heavy makeup specifically because it does look unnatural, but nail polish is in a totally different field to makeup.

I, for one, do it because I just like lookin' at it. I use a lot of metallic and sparkly ones. Why not carry something pretty around with yourself that you find aesthetically pleasing?

>>18427586
I do wear them sometimes because they look good on me.
I'm very pale and red lipsticks make me look nice, especially with a little eye liner and blush. I look like snow white.
I like wearing nail polish because it makes me look classy.
I don't do it all the time, but if I have a special thing I like to look nice.

What does "maybe soon" mean? I asked a girl if she wants to go watch a movie

>>18427738
Sounds like a brush off to me but idk how busy she is.

If a girl has a crush on a guy she would love to see him cum right? or at least wouldn't oppose to the idea?
There is this girl at my uni, I would love to receive hand jobs/ blow jobs from her or blow my load inside her. I only feel like this after she said she has feelings for me, which caught me by surprise. I didn't give her a definite answer, I was usually shy, I said I am flattered and she is very pretty and kind etc. and I asked her to come study with me in my room (I am really horny these days, we probably won't get much done lol)

Does this make it harder or easier to ask for sexual favors from her? I actually like another girl too but that girl isn't as straightforward as this one.

>>18425707
You are speaking heresies and being uncharitable. Please stop. What you have described does not sound like Catholicism at all. It sounds instead like you are driven by guilt. That may take you to the doors of heaven, but it won't take you through them.

>>18427753
>to ask for sexual favors from her
have you ever tried to *give* sexual favors instead?

>>18426887
I wouldn't be turned off by his faith as long as he didn't try to lecture me on it

>>18427762
No, I haven't.
Like just ask her "after we're done with the assignments can I eat your pussy please?"
Doesn't sound like me.

>>18425763
This is a very bad argument. The only reason you hold these values is because you were socialized in a culture that holds these values. It's true that if you abandon religion, you won't lose this socialization. But you erode the modes of the culture, weakening the effect of socialization in future generations. The only way to prevent this is to replace the old modes with new ones, which will constitute a religion, because humans respond to more than pure reason. This is especially true because reason alone cannot demonstrate what to value. Any system of beliefs (which are fundamental structures of the human psyche) requires axioms which cannot be proven. Trying to substantiate those axioms will only complicate the matter by forcing you to introduce new unproven axioms. Superstition is simply pattern recognition. Making these patterns shared is religion and it is the basic fabric of human society. When you as an individual try to eliminate religion, you pull threads from that fabric. It doesn't unravel all at once, and almost all your beliefs will remain unchanged, but eventually, if nothing else is done, society will fall apart, as there will no longer be any common understanding. What you take for granted is precisely what is most valuable and needs to be continually reaffirmed and protected.

>>18427787
you don't ask this, you simply proceed to giving it.

fuck, if I were treated as you want to treat her, I would feel sexually used.
that's terrible, dude

I was interested in a girl, asked her out, she rejected me.
She want's to stay friends, though.

Would it be weird for me to make a move to become better friends?
Like, doing stuff together without the intent of a relationship.
I don't want to be her beta orbiter and I don't want to be perceived as trying to win her by doing this.
I just want someone to hang out with because all of my other friends are in a relationship and are often busy.

>>18425884
But without a moral system, what is morality? You may not want to kill anyone, but why do you want what you want? What value can you place on any action if you do not believe in any system that can grant values? There is no empirical way to demonstrate what is good. Have you noticed that not all cultures have the same values? It's true, many say not to kill, but then we all do. And then we see that the command not to kill is different in every culture and religion, and produces different results. So then do you really think it's coincidence that the morality you believe yourself to have on your own is almost identical to the morality proscribed by the religion in whose culture you were raised?

>>18425939
Your entire system of belief is Aristotlean. What's that about not believing in things just because they're old?

>>18427796
Noted. Now I have to think of a way to not make her feel used.
When we are in the room she'd probably notice I have a huge boner, maybe I would ask her if she wants to touch it.
Maybe I would try to hug her with my boner, idk
And then if my pants go off successfully I'd have to make sure she gets her orgasm, too. This shouldn't be too hard.
I'm a bit worried that she'd hate me or be repulsed by my attempt, I never tried this on a friend before. This whole thing with her saying she likes me is unexpected.

What the fuck kind of textmessages do i send to girls.
I never know if i should be polite and cold, make dirty jokes or send a shitload of messages.

>>18427815
ok, lets set it straight:
are you legitimately autistic?

Serious question

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I am really good at connecting with people, listening to them and making them feel understood, hence why I decided to study to become a paramedic. The problem is when my caring, empathetic nature is mistaken for flirtation or wanting to be friends. How do I stay an all around nice person without giving off the wrong impression? Why is being an empathetic person seen as unusual?

I'm asexual and I don't want or need friends so that's why I'm asking.

>>18427825
I never have the problems they have, so no I guess

>>18427828
being empathetic isn't considered unusual.
But being kind and caring and not wanting someone to be friends with you is.

people are confused, because you make effort, but never reap the rewards.

Honestly, I don't think there's any good exit out of this situation. While it shouldn't be too hard to convince them you're not up for sex or relationships, turning down friendship is always considered an offense

>>18427815
How did it go after she said she has feelings for you? This whole post, you're overthinking this shit to the max, go for a run or something

>>18427845
>How did it go
I asked her to come study with me, she said yes.
Ok i'm going to the gym now.

I don't think I have time to come back here today so I guess this is the end. Thanks.

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Girls what does it mean when a girl wear one of these. I matched with one who got this collar but I'm afraid of asking her.

>>18427835
ok, so now I'm a bit confused, for you seem to lack every bit of empathy.

Anyway, here's the secret: you must care about her.
Hug her. If she likes it, she'll hug you back
Now you can cuddle/kiss/whatever. She'll play along as long she likes it. I'm pretty sure she'll do it, since she already admitted to have the feelings for you.

Then comes the most important part. Heed my words. sex will most likely begin (don't ask anything, don't say anything. Just slowly proceed to the next important places on her body) you must care about her pleasure. And you must care *only* about her pleasure. and you must trust, that she will care about your pleasure as well.

this way nobody will use the other, you'll have a great time and will both be treated just right

and again - asking for doing anything sexual isn't needed in this situation. it's already a part of the deal you both signed for

>>18427862
It means that she's a slut

>>18427865
Thank you!
That's a really great advice.

>>18427843
I'm so focused on studying, keeping fit (gym, swim and play sport) and networking for graduate opportunities that I don't feel I have the energy to be a good friend to anyone right now.

>>18427877
no probs anon. Have fun.

>>18427866
Should I pick her with my car and ask for a blowjob? That kind of slutiness?

>>18427882
then just be straightforward about it. Most people should understand and still like you anyway. it's not like you have to be the best friend for them, just be as close as you like it and as the other activities allow. I have many friends (or call them just people I like, if you wish), whom I see once per two months or so. We still like each other and care for each other.

>>18427903
Okay that makes sense. I'll just communicate that to potential friends and see how it goes. Thanks for the advice. My experience of friendships are really full on friendships for most of my life with little middle ground between bff and acquaintance.

>tfw no girl likes this music ;_;
>>18426386

>>18427939

Haha

>>18427939
I don't like that song. But I like some others

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONIJXHvoynw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=128LI6_4L-s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fsj2wdFDmLk

>>18427823
Send them newest memes.

>>18427862
That is the newest fashion accessory chocker symbolizing (black belt) you are master in sucking cock.

>>18427586
I'm a guy, but painting my nails makes me feel a lot sexier and I guess it's the same for women.

Both genders: have you ever acted on advice from one of these threads?
How did it go down?

>>18428311

this is the ask the opposite gender anything thread, not the ask the janitor anything thread.

new thread:

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