ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything

I asked this in the other thread, but during it's death throes.

Straight men, why do a lot of you persist when I tell you I'm a lesbian? I don't look like a lesbian, in that I'm quite feminine and I get that that may confuse men, but

>>18387192
Im not really sure what you're looking for. People already told you they think it's a challenge. Are you hoping for some magic phrase to get them to cut it out?

Because it doesnt exist.

should I break up with my GF if ive developed a small crush on another girl?

Men, what does it mean if you check out other girls when with your gf?

>>18387203
No, if you don't want to.
In a long term relationship it is normal to have small crushes for other people. Spend time with your girlfriend, do fun shit together, cut the other girl off as much as possible and move on.

>>18387206
It means we think she's hot.

>>18387206
define "check out"
define "with"

>>18387213
>check out
Clearly looking at other girls' asses, boobs, whatever.
>with
As in, out in public with. Maybe on a date, maybe doing shopping.
>>18387212
So you just have no consideration for your gf's feelings?

>>18387206
In most cases, nothing. We're hard wired to look at attractive girls and sometimes it's hard to control that urge. Unless you mean going full cartoon character with the drool and the wolf howling and the tongue rolling out of your mouth kind of checking out.

>>18387206
It means he's scum and a creep.

>>18387218
It's just looking. Do you not like him watching porn either? How about simply seeing an attractive woman on tv? I don't think it's a big deal but I suppose if a gf said she didn't like it I'd stop.

>>18387221
>It means he's scum and a creep.
Are you male or female?

>>18387218
It means he's not that into you, or at least inconsiderate. I'm never not going to notice hot women (even point them out to my guy friends) but when I'm with my girl I only really have eyes for her. (ok there might be some eye slipage but I keep it to a minimum)

>>18387222
I don't care about porn, or seeing girls on tv. But when we're out in public it's like I'm not even there, or physically attractive.

>>18387228
>or physically attractive.
Maybe you're not.

>>18387223
Female. I'm talking from the perspective of being on the receiving end of being checked out.

>>18387231
Tootin' your own horn a bit, huh?

>>18387230
Why would he go out with me if he's not attracted to me? Besides, other men hit on me if I'm alone or only with my female friends.

>>18387234
I'm not unattractive, and I know it. As far as I'm aware, that's not a crime.

>>18387218
So it's just fine for you to check out a guy though right? But not for him to do it?

>>18387237
>So it's just fine for you to check out a guy though right? But not for him to do it?
Where, exactly, did I say that? No, I don't check out other guys when I'm with my bf, or at all really.

>>18387236
>I'm not unattractive, and I know it. As far as I'm aware, that's not a crime.
Not a crime, no. Arrogant and kind of immature, yeah.

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>>18387238
You never check out other guys? Ever?

>>18387206
It means you're a male.

...Gotta put a cap on that shit though.

Unless you're one of the many sadomasochistic males, and you just love the shit your GF gives you when she gets jealous, in which case, as you were.

>>18387242
K

>>18387248
Not when I'm around my bf, and I try not to in general.

>>18387192
Have you considered sex with straight men?
You might like it.
During my vacation I shared a room with this lesbian qt, she was very friendly and had zero inhibition around me (like walking around naked after she showered). We had sex a few times. She became bisexual after that.
We haven't met since last August. I hope she's still cheerful and happy like when she was with me.

Men, what do you find most attractive about a woman of these things, ranked?
>body
>face
>personality
>intelligence
>values/life goals/religion etc.
>clothing style

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>>18387259
personality for shure

>>18387259
I don't really think I can rank with a list like that. If you mean attractive as in if I would want to have sex with her, the mental and emotional traits have very little influence. On the other hand, if I'm looking for girlfriend material the looks become considerably less important.

>>18387259
Well going off first glance I guess i.e first meeting someone

>face
>personality
>body
>intelligence
>values/life goals/religion etc.
>clothing style

>>18387259
Kind of hard to quantify these things but if I took a stab at it
values
personality
face
body
intelligence
clothing style

People often talk about how they love intelligence but I don't think they really do, for either gender. They just want a degree of common sense mostly.

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>>18387259
Men don't know what they want anymore than women do, really, and will lie through their teeth about this.

It is worth pointing out that there are two types of women for men, however: unobtainable sex objects, and potential gf material.

Suffice to say the attractiveness factor differs drastically between those two.

Even in the first category, however, you'll notice, even on the porn boards, there's lots of "kewtie" requests threads - usually nearly entirely filled face shots, often with some tidbits tossed around the scene to indicate a particular personality type. So, even with the objectified women, there's usually some fantasy involved.

To put it another way, giant tits are nice to look at, but when it comes to what's in the hand, small and sensitive is preferable to a numb mound.

>>18387203
Yes

>>18387259
All are extremely important, sans clothing style (well that's somewhat important but I can just buy you new clothes). I'll try to do some rankings

>face is more important than body
>personality is more important that intelligence
>common sense is more important than intelligence
>values highly important unless we clash heavily in which case they may be a deal breaker

Women, although I guess this could apply to both: would you date someone of a different faith to you, or someone who believed when you don't?

I met this really great girl, we got on great, but she seems to be kind of cold ever since I told her I'm a christian. She said she's an Atheist, and while that doesn't bother me, my faith seemed to bother her.

>>18387259
I value the ability to not copy-paste question from 1-2 threads ago with the gender swapped.

>>18387267
>Men don't know what they want anymore than women do

This is true in my case.
I'm hopelessly in love with the girl who is nothing like the girls I fantasize about.

>>18387274
Sadly, I'm a guy, but if it gives you any hope, I've converted seven different women over the past twenty years.

Granted, both to and from seven different religions.

>>18387206
It means he has eyes for other women and does not find you attractive enough. It's a red flag really. An early sign that he will cheat on you later.

>>18387274
male agnostic
yes, I even find religious girls endearing and interesting

Why do people laugh and cheer when a 25 year old woman who's really hot gets fucked by a 14-16 year old guy,

but a 25 year old guy who does the same to a younger girl is a monster ?

>>18387274
>would you date someone of a different faith to you, or someone who believed when you don't?
Yes, if he is a reasonable man.
I wouldn't date someone whose values strongly differ from mine, or someone who feels the need to shove his beliefs down my throat.
I actually have a slight preference for christians even if I am atheist.

>>18387273
>values arent* highly important

>>18387279
(Guy here) No, it really doesn't.

Is a bad sign if he isn't being subtle about it.

Says more about your relationship than about him, if he's deliberately not being subtle about it.

>>18387283
if you value values you've already lost the game.

>>18387281
Those same women are in jail retard. Stop trying to justify going after innocent children. Mentally stable men and women don't do that, and in the real world it does not happen. You're disgusting for even comparing the two. Male or female, it's wrong. No one should be having sex until 18. If you want people to agree with you, head to r9k or jail.

>>18387281
Guys don't call such guys monsters when not in the company of women. They call them "lucky", and insomuch as there is negative connotation, it's jealousy.

Now, if they fuck someone younger than that (or are a whole lot older), then it becomes another thing...

It's a societal thing in the end. No one doubts the 14-16 year old boy wants to fuck the hot 20-some, but folks aren't willing to accept that a girl that young has agency in that scenerio (and often, she really doesn't).

>>18387281
Cause society will always try to see women as victims and men as villains. Part of a greater imperative to protect women at all costs and leave men to fend for themselves.

>>18387281
I don't necessarily agree with this, but it's because teenage boys are seen as sex-starved who would fuck anything warm and teenage girls are seen as naive and innocent.
A lot of men think that they would have loved to fuck a 25 year old women when they were teenagers, a lot of women remember how it was to date a teenage boyfriend who tried to fuck you every six minutes.
Teenage girls have some sort of innocence to them.

>>18387281
Why are you asking this question here? Do you feel guilty about something and you want comfort?

>>18387284
I disagree. If his girl was 10/10 he would not be doing it.

>>18387300
You're either a woman, or have never had a 10/10 girlfriend.

>>18387300
I had guys checking me out even if they were with girls much more attractive than me.

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>>18387305
Every woman is beautiful in their own way.

Granted, fat women in spandex are kinda like traffic accidents - you just can't help but look.

>>18387305
Because evolution has made guys the seeker in the relationship. We're genetically forced to always be on the lookout for a good mate. And that doesn't magically shut off when you have one. It's a perfectly normal thing for a guy to do, but they guy should at least be trying to show his girl some respect and not do it so much when he's with her..

>>18387305
Sometimes I fantasize about girls with a specific look. Can't really rank their attractiveness like you said
She just needs to touch me in certain way, or resembles someone I loved.

>>18387308
I never understood the logic of spandex.

>>18387309
Oh, I know. I don't mind if my boyfriend looks.
It's just distasteful when he doesn't even bother to try to be a little subtle.

>>18387310
That's sweet.

I have a whole slew of questions that are probably really stupid but I don't know the answer to.

I'm mildly autistic and 24 years old and have asked on here are couple of times since I don't really know anything about dating.
Basically I've been on 5 dates over 2 weeks with a girl. I don't know if that counts as dating or not. She's basically the first person I've ever done anything like this with and I like her a whole lot.
Today we went to the large park in the middle of our city and we walked and she talked and we held hands and it was nice. Our last dates have been like that. Normally during or towards the end of the date she would give me a kiss on the cheek. This time however she kissed me on the lips when we stopped in a bower in the park. I kept my mouth closed since I wasn't expecting it and I don't actually know how to kiss. The whole concept seems foreign to me.
I also don't know when it's appropriate to start referring to her as my girlfriend. I haven't heard her say it to me and I've just been following her queue so far.

tl;dr
1. Does this count as dating a girl or not?
2. Kissing: Who/What/When/Where/Why/How?
3. When is it the right time that we would actually be considered boyfriend and girlfriend?

>>18387291
>The Register-Guard reports 28-year-old Jessica Bennett of Cottage Grove was sentenced in October to 10 days in jail and two years on probation after she pleaded guilty to contributing to the sexual delinquency of a minor.

>She wasn't allowed to have contact with the teenager while on probation and had to register as a sex offender.

>A charging document filed Monday shows Bennett is again charged with contributing to the sexual delinquency of a minor. She's accused of having sex with the same underage boy as recently as Saturday.


> Debra Lafave, the former Tampa, Fla., middle school teacher and pin-up model who pleaded guilty in 2005 to having sex with a 14-year-old student, has been ordered back on probation.

>A trial judge released Lafave from the remainder of her probation obligation before she served her full sentence of three years house arrest and seven years probation. However, an appellate court called the decision to release her early an "abuse of judicial power," according to The Associated Press.

Care to try saying that again you fallacious fellating faggot?

>>18387328
>1. Does this count as dating a girl or not?
Yes.
>2. Kissing: Who/What/When/Where/Why/How?
Next time you see her, kiss her at the beginning of the date. Even a small peck on the lips. Take some initiative and show her you like her.
Kissing is fairly intuitive for most. Don't exaggerate with the tongue or the pressure, relax and let her guide you.
>3. When is it the right time that we would actually be considered boyfriend and girlfriend?
When you talk about it.

>>18387281
They're treated the same. I dont know where you got this from but consider...
1.) Most 14-16 year old girls are virgins, and when they lose their virginity it has a stronger emotional impact on them. When a guy loses his virginity, it's a victory. He gets an emotional boost, while girls feel guilt and disgust. This is why people are more defensive towards younger girls.
2.) You only want them for their virginity and for sexual reasons. As discussed in the last thread, older men want younger women for sexual purposes only.

It might help to seek help if you cannot be trusted towards young girls. It's not that hard to wait until they are 18.

>>18387343
>They're treated the same. I dont know where you got this from but consider...


I just showed you, you fucking idiot. The fact that you say they're treated the same and then give a spiel about why they might get treated differently says so much about your mental agility.

gtfo.

>>18387348
That wasn't me smartass. 13 other people are here.

The fact that you're defending pedos shows a lot about yourself.

If you really want to prey on younger girls, try another country where it's legal.

>>18387192
Because even lesbians crave the D. We know it, you know it, everybody knows it. I bet you have huge dragon dildo in your toy collection. Why dont try the real thing too? It is not like you dont want to get pregnant. Hell, we even make your gf pregnant if you want.

And lesbos are hot. One of best porn are two oied chicks desperatelly cuddling and trying to find the dick on each other, obviously failing and moaning while rubbing the pussies in the process.

And we dont believe you are lesbian at all. Nobody saw true lesbian yet anyway. You crave the D and daddy.

>>18387199
Dont shoo away anons trying to get more replies. I know it hurts, but sometimes anons are looking for different perspective no matter how detailed (You) you gave them.

>>18387203
Only if you dont love her anymore. Google
>sunken cost fallacy

>>18387206
It means we are horny beasts and you should gave us at least hand job this morning. Properly drained, fed up and ego boosted male wont even bother looking at other girls. Because you already gave him everything he needed.
>tldr each morning give us good breakfast and make us cum while telling us how big dick we have.
If all wives did this, there would be less cheaters.

>>18387221
I am sorry that only non attractive dudes are giving you attention. Maybe try get /fit and /fa and chad will give you attention too.

>>18387259
I demand non fat + nice personality in order to date you. To marry you i want you to have similiar life goals.
>i was always simple boy
See my reply above how you should treat me each morning to keep me :-)

>>18387267
This anon know whats up. Dont listen to 10/10 ratings or ideal boobs size. Once boy meets his femme fatale, he will commit no matter how she looks or dress.

>>18387274
True fanatic believer would never date atheist. Try talk to her about being agnostic and show her religion not as cult of believes, but rulebook of morals and stories.
It can work if love is involved.

>>18387281
Double standards.

>>18387341
>Kissing is fairly intuitive for most
I don't even know the basics of kissing.

Am I meant to keep my eyes open or closed?
Are our teeth meant to touch?
What do I do with my tongue once it's in there?
What do I do with my hands?
Am I meant to moisten my lips before we kiss?
What do I do if she stands really close to me and feels my erection through my pants?

I wasn't joking when I said I'm autistic and she's the first person I've done anything with.

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>>18387357
25 and 16 is perfectly legal in a lot of states.

Granted, the topic starter is a pedo whining about the injustice of it all. Still, "monster" is pushing it. That's just a dick move. You gotta go under statutory age before you become a "monster".

>>18387365
>Am I meant to keep my eyes open or closed?
Close.

>Are our teeth meant to touch?
No.

>What do I do with my tongue once it's in there?
Touch hers.
There are some videos online that explain how to kiss well, really just google it.

>What do I do with my hands?
On her body. Around her waist.

>Am I meant to moisten my lips before we kiss?
Not necessarily, but it'd be better.

>What do I do if she stands really close to me and feels my erection through my pants?
I love feeling that a guy is hard for me while we're kissing/cuddling.

>>18387335
Why are you here? This is a thread to discuss dating advice, like I said if you want people to agree with you go to r9k. I'm a "normie" and will never find it justifiable. You need to do more research and stop believing everything that cancer board fucking tells you, naive little cunt. It took me 5 minutes to find all this shit.

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2017/02/report-pope-francis-refuses-punish-pedophile-priests/

http://myfox8.com/2014/11/03/former-nc-band-teacher-gets-probation-for-sex-with-student/

http://kfor.com/2017/02/06/former-edmond-band-teacher-sentenced-to-probation-for-allegedly-having-sex-with-student/

http://www.fox32chicago.com/news/crime/224684993-story

http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/North-Texas-teacher-gets-probation-in-sexual-6424161.php

http://www.heraldandnews.com/news/police-to-take-no-action-against-self-admitted-pedophile/article_a91e231e-5e3e-5264-b1ac-d759095a0547.html

http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/Former-West-Suburban-Teacher-Sentenced-to--407633555.html

Some of these guys got two years probation, while the females you just stated got two years. Fucking idiot. Head back to your proper board. What are you even trying to fucking argue here? First you say the females are laughed and cheered on for, then you show how people still took legal action? What the fuck? Kill yourself faggot.

>>18387365
I want to say just "go with the flow", but, well, you're a self proclaimed autist.

No on the teeth touching, generally. That's uncomfortable, and in a particularly passionate moment, potential visit to the dentist.

Hands, just hold her, stroke her hair, what not.

Generally, close eyes.

The rest is largely a matter of preference. I suppose, given how prude you two seem to be thus far, the erection thing might be something to avoid, but I suspect you wear tighty whities anyways, so you'll be fine.

>>18387328
Keep doing what you are doing. Tell her she is sexy/fabulous/gorgeous. Buy condoms and invite her to netflix and chill if you have privacy at home or offer her to walk her home.

She will be soon your wife. Tell her she is your 1st gf and that she makes you very nervous. It will work itself. Until you will keep asking her on dates and treating her like human being, you cant mess it up.

>bonus question
How/where did you meet her?

>>18387372
Dammit femanon you gave me boner :-)

>>18387376
>im normie
reeeeeeeeeeeeee
Nah, you are right, this is normies board and we accept refugees from pol b and r9k who wants to learn how to hide their power level.

>>18387376
female got 7 years**

>>18387369

Pedophilia is not defined by age of consent laws.

>>18387379
>Dammit femanon you gave me boner :-)
Hug me! Quick!

>>18387381
Dating a 14 year old isn't pedophilia. Pedophilia is dating a prepubescent.

>>18387381
Legally, it literally is.

Linguistically, what he's describing isn't pedophelia, it's epedophilia. Pedophelia involves a prebubesent individual.

This is also the case legally - which is why we have statutory rape and/or corruption of a minor, vs. child rape. The difference generally being 10 to 15 years.

>>18387384
What if she doesn't have her period yet? We all know you want your loli 8 year old buddy, but you're in the wrong board.

>>18387379
>How/where did you meet her?
She is my younger sister's friend and I'd met her before when my sister brought her home from school sometimes. She knew about my autism since then. One day my sister called me and set me up on a date with her and said she always had a crush on me.

>>18387386
>Legally, it literally is.

No it isn't. Cite me any legal statute that defines age of consent violation as pedophilia.

You won't find one because its not a legal definition.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=is+pedophilia+a+legal+definition

https://www.google.com/search?q=are+adolescents+biologically+children

Teens are not children by any definition other than legal, and have only been considered legally children in the last 200 years.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+is+bat+mitzvah

Alexander the Great rose to prominence at 17, leading armies and conquering half the world.

Today's 17 year olds are concerned only with getting laid and not getting their fee-fees triggered while they hide indoors playing vidya.

Suppose your claim that age of consent defines pedophilia is valid.

Why do some states allow 16 year old and others limit to 18? Is it legalized pedophilia to sex up 16 year olds, or is a person just a pedophile if they break the law, regardless of the age of who they sex up?

That sounds too arbitrary.

Think before you speak.

>>18387388
I didn't want to date a 14 year old even when I was 14, always went after older guys. No worries.

Anyway - puberty starts at 10-11 for girls. On average, girls have their period at 12-13. A 14 year old girl isn't prepubescent.
Still illegal to fuck her, still gross for a 25 year old to go after her, but not paedophilia.

>>18387399
I didn't want to spam a message board with the same post over and over even when I was 14.

>>18387402
I fucked up my previous post.
I corrected it, deleted the old post, and reposted.

>>18387397
Eh, still illegal in most places - just not AS illegal, and not pedophelia.

14 is pushing it quite a bit IMO...

25 vs. 16 - that's a guy who's just too much of an idiot to keep his dick in his pants, or an older girl with some serious psychological issues. It's natural for guys in their 20's to find young teens attractive - they should just have enough self discipline not to act upon it due to the potential life ruining involved. Girls in their 20's being attracted to boys that young... Well... Best case scenario, they were Beiber fans when they were young, and just never got over it.

They call it "jail bait" for a reason.

>>18387402
Jesus christ teenagers get more annoying by the minute.

>>18387398
https://www.ageofconsent.net/states/california
>Anything 14 and over is statutory rape.
>Anything under 14 is child rape
Well, that was easy.

Guys

Why do you worry so much about your dick size?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/bbc-dj-tony-wadsworth-julie-wife-sex-act-woods-empowered-warwick-crown-court-a7769706.html

>BBC DJ 'stepped aside' while his wife performed sex act on young man because it 'empowered her', court hears

>An ex-BBC presenter has told a court he "stepped to one side" to let a young stranger engage in a public sex act with his wife because it "empowered" her.

>Tony Wadsworth said his wife, Julie Wadsworth, was "a very special human being" who had found the daytime encounter with the male in woodland in the 1990s "exhilarating and exciting".

>He told Warwick Crown Court: "It was a positive, because she felt empowered as a woman. That it's not just me - the world and his wife can see the beautiful woman that she is."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/22/bbc-presenter-julie-wadsworth-performed-sex-act-14-year-old/

>>18387414

Anything UNDER 14.

And no, you still didn't cite anything that claimed pedophilia.

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>>18387415
No reason...

Why do you girls fret about your breast size?

More to point, young guys fret about their masculinity all the time. They fret about their height for similar reasons. Dick size is basically perceived as a direct measurement of masculinity. And most young men are under the delusion that their ability to sexually satisfy is entirely dependant on their dick size.

Guys,

How do fwb situations begin? Is there a conversation where you agree to it, or do you just fall into the pattern of calling each other for sex?

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Is this my fault?

>Friend and his girlfriend fight a lot
>One night they have this huge fight
>Bigger than any other before
>He's staying at my place
>He's visibly upset
>Get him some blankets and pillow for the couch
>"I think it's finally over between us, Anon..."
>He's been crying a lot
>Try to think of a way that'll cheer him up
>He turns around and faces the couch while laying down
>Decide to try and make him laugh
>"That might be over, but my gas isn't!"
>Bend down and unleash a massive fart to the back of his head
>The Nagasaki of farts is strong and long
>I'm touching my toes I'm bending down so far
>Fart lasts a solid 4 seconds straight
>Can feel the fart air backfire against his head to my ass
>Normally he would laugh at this
>But in this case he jumped up and shoved me
>Without a single word he leaves my place
>Next day comes and he calls me
>Tells me that he had no other place to go and went back
>Where him and his girlfriend kept fighting
>Ended up in violence and police being called
>He blames me for fart forcing him out of my home
>Tells me he never wants to speak to me again

I mean is it really my fault? HE decided to go back to his girlfriend's place, I didn't force him to leave I was just messing around, is it my fault or is he being unreasonable?

>>18387415
https://sexpectations89.wordpress.com/2013/05/17/does-size-matter-to-women-when-it-comes-to-casual-sex/

his is what I should have said to Billy if I cared enough, “Billy, you have a very small dick. You should not have casual sex with random strangers. The size of your dick is the reason why, myself as well as other women did not pursue anything more with you.No woman wants to deal with a man that has the penis the size of a thumb. Billy you should take the time to date and get to know the woman first. Make an emotional connection with her, and then have sex with her.”

There is a small part of me that pities him, a tiny part of me that wants to tell him that he’ll meet someone who will accept him and his small dick. But I just can’t. When it comes to casual sex for men and women alike the outward appearance is what matters.

http://www.vogue.com/article/does-size-matter-encounters-with-a-less-endowed-partner

a bookish writer who’s rarely the type to talk explicitly about sex—said to me, “I think guys with really tiny penises should be made to wear a warning.” She continued sternly, “It’s the worst when you meet a guy you’re really into, the chemistry and flirtation are wonderful, and then you find out he has a small dick. I just think, for god’s sake, I wish I would have known, so I could have avoided investing all that time and energy.”

>>18387420
Didn't realize that's what you wanted...
https://definitions.uslegal.com/p/pedophiles/
Are you trying to tell me it doesn't legally exist? Cuz "known pedophile" is actually a legal status you can have placed upon you.

>>18387423
Not a good comparison since lots of men like small breasts. Same for short and tall girls, but no women like short men or small dicks. They can live with it, but they don't actively prefer it.

The standard of beauty and masculinity is honestly way more stringent than the female one.

>>18387425
Generally it's something you fall into, and if you're really lucky, smoothly out of. (The latter rarely ever.)

>>18387432
Fair point, but...
>The standard of beauty and masculinity is honestly way more stringent than the female one.
Not, really. Women have a pretty wide array of preferences when it comes to builds and appearance, from emos, to yuppies, to quarterbacks, to bears.

>>18387430
http://www.duhaime.org/LegalDictionary/P/Pedophile.aspx


>Justice DiTomaso of the Superior Court of Justice wrote in R. v Byers:

"Pedophilia is a sexual preference for sexual activity with prepubescent children, typically under the age of 11. It indicates a proclivity for sexual contact with children that cannot be expected to remit. It is present throughout the lifetime."


No, its not a legal definition.

>Pedophilia is not a legal term,[9] and having a sexual attraction to children is not illegal.[6] In law enforcement circles, the term pedophile is sometimes used informally to refer to any person who commits one or more sexually-based crimes that relate to legally underage victims.

>>18387426
This is my favorite greentext story of all time 10/10 anon

>>18387441
Only freaks or weirdos like short men. Women overwhelmingly prefer men taller than them.

Men who would otherwise look like a horseshoe head with hair on it from baldness will shave completely, because that's more attractive to women than a guy with a receding hairline.

Women prefer hair to receding, and only like the pubic baldness if a man's face and body countenance it well enough.

If he looks like a nerd, or an autist, being shaved bald will heighten his undesirability.

>>18387445
http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/pedophile

http://www.criminal-law-lawyer-source.com/terms/pedophile.html

Also, Google: Sex Offender Classifications

Aside from profiling, they rarely like to use the term "pedophile", but there is a clear legal distinction and entirely different set of penalties between someone who fucks a teen and someone who fucks a child.

Semantic arguments aren't getting you out of that.

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>>18387396
Lucky autism bastard. Good job anyway!

>>18387382
Hug? What is next? Pervese handholding?
>>>/d/egenerate

>>18387415
Insecurity. We are logical beasts and only thing you can objectivly compare is dicks dimensions and height. See manlet meme.
>yes, we are super insecure, just never allowed to show it
Pic related.

>>18387425
You just ask your friend if they want to have sex with you. Or date girl, she tells you she wants to be friends with you and you still fuck her each weekend while listening to her bf troubles.

>>18387426
You have to be 18 to be here. If you are over 18 and still behave like this, rethink your life values.
>no it is not your fault

>>18387429
Delete this!

>>18387441
Exactly the same for men, except for men it's even wider.

Men of all kinds like short and tall girls, borderline anorexic to straight up fat, blonde bimbos to raven haired emos to ginger church girls etc etc

And they all show PREFERENCE for these. Whereas women universally like tall men, bigger than average dicks, broad shoulders, etc

There is a delightful irony in how much we talk about the beauty standards for females and how stringent they are without noticing male ones are even narrower

>>18387426
>The Nagasaki of farts is strong and long

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>18387454
>Only freaks or weirdos like short men. Women overwhelmingly prefer men taller than them.
Could say the same of men and small boobs though.

Plus we're having this same-old-tired conversation about women molesting young boys going on the background.

Most women don't like their men *too* tall though. There's a limit before you become a freak, and can only date women who are so tall they are also freaks.

I suppose the same could be said, to a lesser degree, of dick size - but much like men and gigantic tits, women do occasionally have eyes bigger than their vags, sortospeak.

>>18387457
>The words pedophile and pedophilia are commonly used informally to describe an adult's sexual interest in pubescent or post-pubescent teenagers. The terms hebephilia or ephebophilia may be more accurate in these cases.[9][24][134] This was especially seen in the case of Mark Foley during the congressional page incident. Most of the media labeled Foley a pedophile, which led David Tuller of Slate magazine to state that Foley was not a pedophile but rather an ephebophile.[135]

Another common usage of pedophilia is to refer to the act of sexual abuse itself,[5] rather than the medical meaning, which is a preference for prepubescents on the part of the older individual (see above for an explanation of the distinction).[7][8] There are also situations where the terms are misused to refer to relationships where the younger person is an adult of legal age, but is either considered too young in comparison to their older partner, or the older partner occupies a position of authority over them.[136] Researchers state that the above uses of the term pedophilia are imprecise or suggest that they are best avoided.[7][24] The Mayo Clinic states that pedophilia "is not a criminal or legal term".[9]

We get it. you're intellectually dishonest.

There is no legal definition of pedophilia. There are legal definitions of child, minor, and adult.

>>18387426
>Can feel the fart air backfire against his head to my ass

This is pure fucking gold, but no it's not your fault, something else would of made this happen.

>>18387415
Because it's intrinsically related to our masculinity. Small dick=less of a man. It's not like this is a foreign concept for women, there's a reason it's their go to insult for an ex.

>>18387454
>Only freaks or weirdos like short men.
And only weirdos like women who are much taller than they are. Go fig.

(Well, or extremely short men, who don't have much choice in the matter - but again, same of extremely tall women.)

>>18387468
>There are legal definitions of child, minor, and adult.
Just linked you a dozen different legal definitions from legal dictionaries, and you even just admitted the distinction clearly exists under different terms, but fine, whatever floats your boat.

>>18387463
Plenty of men like flat and moderately cheated girls. Definitely a much much bigger percentage than women that like short men.

And chest size isn't nearly as much of a deal breaker for men as height is for women.

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>>18387475
>And only weirdos like women who are much taller than they are. Go fig.
To be honest I'm mostly curious what it would be like as a 6'2" guy. Especially if it wasn't with heels.

Girls, I told my girlfriend that i engaged in two threesomes; one with two girls and one with another guy and girl. Ever since telling her, I can tell she is disturbed by it as I was her first. I tried talking to her and she says it's not my sexual history itself that bothers her, but the extent I went to. Can you help me understand what she means/may be feeling?

>>18387481
At the same time, show the same image of a random model's face to fifty women, and you'll be hard pressed to get a uniform answer as to whether he is handsome. Show an image of any female model to fifty guys and they'll all agree "she's hot" even if some of them follow it up with "but not my type".

I mean, the image of beauty for women is a much more scrutinized subject than it is for men, so it's gotten to the point where every Miss Universe looks like she's designed to fit a mold of one of three women, while the beauty standard for men is still kind of all over the place, to the degree where measurements is all you gotta work with.

In the end, there's a fair amount of nuance on both sides, and each side has an equal number of freaks.

But it's never going to be fair, if that's what you're after. Nothing is ever fair.

>>18387429
Jesus Christ
Brb killing self

>>18387491
Watch "Chasing Amy", and come back to us.

>>18387491
She's probably worried you find her sexually boring and not very adventurous, which is probably playing into a fear of cheating paranoia.

>>18387493
That is two more than model males though

Model males all fit the same mold

>pronounced jawline
>strong brow
>6ft and up
>fit and muscular, yet not too muscular, usually around 10% body fat
>broad shoulders
>thin waist and hips
>boxy physique that becomes broader at the top
>Adonis belt

Even then models are basically an ideal. When dealing with regular people you will find many males whose ideal woman has nothing to do with a model. For women on the other side, the height, broad shoulders, boxy physique, strong jawline and such are always preferred.

>>18387496
>>18387491
Also, "Sex: The Annabel Chong Story".

>>18387512
>broad shoulders, boxy physique, strong jawline
No.

Hells no.

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>>18387441
>Women have a pretty wide array of preferences when it comes to builds and appearance

Pfffffffftttt. Women all like the same thing and you're either further along the spectrum of it or not. Some women like tall men and some women like really tall men. Some women like rich men and some women like really rich men. Some women like big dicks and some women like really big dicks. Some women like muscular men and some women like really muscular men.

Meanwhile no matter what a woman looks like there's men out there who are into it. There's plenty of chubby-chasers. There's plenty of flat-chest fetishists. There's plenty of guys who would like to be with a taller woman.

Women have no variance whatsoever.

>>18387498
That may be it. In her words she "just wonders where it ends" so you could be right. We've been together over a year now and she is the only one who has actually satisfied me sexually. I just don't want her to be sad over things I did in my past that I ultimately regret doing.

>>18387516
You would be fucking surprised.

Not that the features that some folks find attractive aren't more common than others, but it isn't nearly so uniform as your fox and his sour grapes are assuming.

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>>18387523
There's a reason 20% of men on hookup apps get 80% of the women.

I'll admit I'm not being literally when I say ALL women like ____, but lets be fucking real the number is such a tiny exception that you can discount it as non-existent.

>>18387494
No you've got the wrong attittude about it.

What you see should free you, not chain you, because it shows that women can have preferences and even can shit talk guys who don't measure up, so you should feel no shame shit talking women who don't measure up, or choosing to have 'standards' as women put it when they're the ones doing it.

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>>18387533
There's no point talking shit about a woman because she always has more options than she can count no matter what she looks like.

>>18387530
Because women prefer fucking with hot guys and guys want to fuck everything that is warm.

>>18387541
>men can have many definitions of hot and women have one

I don't get what you're even arguing about here.

>>18387530
>>18387533
>>18387539
>>>/r9k/

>>18387546
Look everyone we've made the women upset by hammering on the truth of the matter. They've resorted to their stand-by method of dealing with things they don't like. Screaming sexism and hoping it will magically go away.

>>18387543
They don't think that those girls are hot. The only thing they care about is that they are available. It's just "pussy".
Even when I was overweight I could get hot guys to fuck me, but they wouldn't go out with me or have a beer with me in a place where they could be seen.

Both men and women have similarly strict standards for what is hot. Some men diverge, some women diverge, but in general there is a beauty standard.

Men are more desperate than women and are willing to fuck something they don't even think is hot. That's it.

>>18387549
Not that anon, but why? I was a virgin until recently and have never even considered having sex without standards. Why are men capable of chasing sex with no boundaries or emotion? After a certain point "natural instinct" takes a back seat to being consumed with their own lust, right?

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>>18387547
But screaming sexism is exactly what you're doing.

Look, we all know it's sometimes harder being the hunter than the hunted.

But in the end, all these myths you're building up about women are just self-defeating. You're just making self-fulfilling prophecies preventing you from getting any.

Yes, most men, and most women, have a certain general set of preferences, but neither sex is universally uniform in its desires.

Yes, with few exceptions, no one likes a mutant. Some people are pickier about some things than others. Some people are viciously cruel about it. But to point out any example of this as to the reason you don't get laid... In the end, it's not a reason, it's an excuse.

>>18387515
Yeah I'm sure you like feminine men with round faces and curvy hips right?

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>fibish boob
>cry
>eberytim
how 2 not cry when fibish boob

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>>18387566
Faces yes...

Hips would be a bit, odd, though I do prefer curves on the other axis - some tush.

I'm actually into a total lack of chin, as are a few of my friends.

>>18387549
Many people think those kind of girls are hot. That's the entire point.

All kind of girls get attention from males and attractive males at that because male preferences are incredibly broad. Female preferences on the other hand are incredibly narrow.

There is a beauty standard of course. But also beat in mind female models aren't even the preferred female that men like. Plenty of men would pick somebody like Kardashian with her gigantic ass and darker skin over a "perfect" miss universe.

>>18387549
I've been all over the internet and I've seen countless guys speak of their preferences that are nothing like the typical standard of female beauty. There's no pussy involved in these situations. Just a guy and some art/porn/whatever. No one to judge or impress, no pussy to get, he has no reason to lie. He genuinely does like those things that aren't "standard".

>Even when I was overweight I could get hot guys to fuck me, but they wouldn't go out with me or have a beer with me in a place where they could be seen.
Oh poor you. You can get all the hot rich guys you want but none of them are willing to marry you :(. That's totally exactly like a guy being born with some sub-optimal physical trait and needing to spend untold amounts of time, money and effort to get absolutely any woman at all to so much as give him a chance, if not just be doomed to being alone forever.

>>18387577
...and some women find guys like Arnold Schwarzenegger utterly disgusting. Some girls love stringy feminine guys. Some girls love big hairy bears. Shits all over the place.

Sure, not a lot of girls like an erect penis like a thumb, aside maybe from some of those pedo-girls we were discussing earlier, but nor are a lot guys into unibrows... Outside of India.

>>18387563
Just like the character he plays, women only fuck him because of his money and status.

Glorified prostitution does not count as attraction.

>>18387533
But fuck man

I was almost through drinking the coolaid of "size doesn't matter guys!" that women spout and this has been a rude awakening

>>18387586
Peter Dinklage was regularly dinkling his Peter well before Game of Thrones.

>>18387577
>All kind of girls get attention from males and attractive males at that because male preferences are incredibly broad
That's simply not true.
I was a 180 lbs teenager. I had guys going after me and all they wanted was to fuck me, and the only reason they wanted me was because I was pathetic, lonely and they thought I would have done it for attention. That's simply it.
They wouldn't go out with me. They wouldn't date me. The only reason why they wanted me was because I was available.

>>18387581
I don't like the "typical standard hot guy" either.
I don't like muscular dudes. I love pale skin. I absolutely love redheads. I think a bit of chub is cute, but lanky nerds are fine as hell. I like weird faces, big noses, I don't like huge jaws.
I also think big dicks are pretty ugly.

Just because you aren't absolutely the best looking male in history it doesn't mean you cannot get a woman. One of my best friends hasn't spent more than 2 months without a girlfriend since he was 14, and he is 5'9.

>>18387563
Its more like realizing how bullshit the entire "women are oppressed by beauty standards" shit is when men have it as bad.
Shit there is still no body acceptance movement for men. Fat men are just lardasses, and the "progressives" even have the whole fat neckbeard as an insult for them.

And no I'm not fat, I'm ex-fat though and it was pretty fucking shitty.

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>>18387595
>Its more like realizing how bullshit the entire "women are oppressed by beauty standards" shit is when men have it as bad.
That much I'll agree with.

It's not as if they don't have it just as bad though - just in different ways.

>want my boyfriend to cum on my food before i eat it
how do i i ask him to do this without sounding like a sick fuck?

>>18387603
Just tell him to do it when he's rony.

Mind you, while he'll probably go for it, he'll also probably be turned on as fuck and thus "reveal" some desires to you in turn - and this may lead to a mutual dark spiral of deprivation.

Unless he's one of those odd super-prude white knight types, in which case, you might not be in the right relationship.

>>18387192
Men want what they can't have. Also, dykes know how to fuck.

>>18387603
>Just tell him to do it when he's rony.
Should clarify - I mean while you're stroking him off or some shit... Not when he's squinting at magazine cover in the mall.

Women

Do all females get their period around the same date of the month or is it different from person to person?

>>18387616
It's different from person to person.

Hey, this is for both guys and girls

I lost my virginity around 2-3 days ago. I was a bit dry at first, I'm guessing because nervousness and being kinda drunk. He was quite rough too.

My question is is it normal to still be bleeding? Like it's not constant, but it does go on my underwear and this morning there was quite a bit of it when I wiped.

I know it's probably nothing but still wondering

>>18387616
How.... Of course it's different from person to person.

Though this, supposedly, was not the case until gas and electric lighting became popular - and for most, it used to go by the cycles of the moon, so the story goes.

...Which I guess is why men were so terrified of the full moon.

I'm guessing you grew up raised by a single father with no sister, or, something... Sex ed, man, do they teach it?

>>18387459
I love you

>>18387426
I think this is the funniest shit anyone has ever posted on /adv/

>>18387624
I've read studies where groups of women who spend a lot of time together will sometimes "sync up", but yeah, normally, everyone's on their own clock. Plus, being a week late or early isn't unheard of, lots of shit can cause that.

>>18387621
Three days seems a bit much, but if it isn't hurting, you're probably alright.

If it goes to 5, or starts hurting, I'd see a gyno.

>>18387593
Just because you didn't find them it doesn't matter they don't exist. I assure you chubby chasers are completely real, and many of them are perfectly good looking guys.

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>>18387636

>>18387619
Thanks.
>>18387624
If you are going to be an asshole shut it and dont reply.

>>18387672
Sorry, I'm just bewildered as how to anyone of age could not know this. Lest maybe some sort of extremely sheltered or unisexed upbringing, which leaves me wondering if something else is going on.

>>18387672
If you are so uneducated you dont know what google is, shut it and dont post here.

>>18387636
Sure. Same as girls with a different taste for guys.
Different people like different things.

I never even got a crush on a guy who looked like you described.

>>18387676
Not him - but hey, when I was in my late 20's - my live in of six years sent me out to get pads, and I got tampons, not knowing the difference.

Man, did I ever get yelled at.

>>18387681
I am sure the world is filled with women that like weak, effeminate, short men. Or chubby men.

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I need to clear my mind on this and i need a girls vision here to get a better understanding of this or a experienced guy i guess, here is what happens

This happened to me with a girl recently, we were dating for 4 weeks, meeting twice a week or so and she decided that we should stop seeing eachother, because she wasn't feeling the butterflies and that she wanted to fall in love

This actually happened a week ago and i still dont fully understand her, she told me she was great with me and really enjoyed spending time with me and that i made her feel some emotions others dont, why dont just let things flow then? I knew what she meant because i didnt had too much hope for a future with her either, was i toxified with her thoughts maybe?

I dont even know if this is a call for help, my mind bugs me with this thought, why would you finish this with all the things we said we were going to do? Destroying everything if we were having fun and having a good time?

>>18387687
I can do chubby but being short is inexcusable. It's like I'm kissing my little cousin/brother or something.

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>>18387687
There are droves and droves of women that love weak effeminate men.

...and some women who like chubby men.

And all those crazy chicks that seem to be constantly looking for "projects they can fix."

>>18387687
My crushes/boyfriends were
>5'7", skinnyfat with zero shoulders
>5'9", skinny, red hair, huge nose
>6'3, athletic, weak jaw, crooked nose
>6'5, skinny, red hair, baby face

The only one who is conventionally attractive body-wise is the 3rd. Face wise, maybe the 1st when he had beard.

I am normal (5'7", in shape, decent curves, cute face) and get hit on by the type you described relatively often. Just really don't like it.

>>18387690
Move on.

Odds are she found someone else she was interested in and really did you a favor.

>>18387696
i flicked my clit to black veil brides so many times...

>>18387700
This is what i was thinking either, that she had another guy in her mind but this isnt it, specially because she was the one to clarify it

she just felt like she had to jump out of this because we fell in the monogamy too soon i guess? She normally just came to my house at night to spend time together because its the only time free time we had

Isnt this what you do on the first weeks? spending time on one house fucking like rabbits? this was my first girl, so i was satisfied with what was going on, on the other hand she has been in two relationships so i guess it wasnt so exciting for her?

This arises another question for me:

Are you suppost to go on like super exciting dates and doing crazy stuff when you are getting to know someone?

>>18387713
Gotta keep it fresh. Girls get bored easy.

I have all too often ended up being the Chad picking up bored girls from their betas.

Well, the beta picking up bored girls from their gammas, at least.

Takes several years to get into a comfortable rut - even then, some maintenance now and again is kinda required.

>>18387736
Are you the same self proclaimed Chad from previous threads? Dude Chad is only top 20% stop lying. Probably ugly.

>>18387736
I see, i used to put effort on what we did, i invited her for some cool dinners we did together, we went to the beach and to the cinema once, but honestly i feel like there was kind of a lack of communication

I guess she is also this kind of sentimental girl that loves to watch love movies and books and was kind of dissapointed, but at the same time i dont want to put the blame on her for it

Hey /adv/. I asked this girl out the other night (out in the boyfriend/girlfriend) sense and she said yes. We were definitely having romantic affiliations prior to making it official. Today, however, she is responding to my attempts at conversation with short responses, and not making an effort to keep it going. I could interpret this in of 2 ways: either she's regretting saying yes to my request (which would be weird, considering she sort of made the first move on me some time ago) or due to our relationship she no longer feels she has to make unrealistic or fake attempts at conversation. The latter is what I obviously want to believe, but I could be deluding myself. Any girls here who could shed some light on the situation?

>>18387745
That's, kinda generic by the book stuff - you need to come up with stuff that's more unique to you, and whatever your target of interest is.

But yeah, that "lack of communication" is a bad sign. You aren't clicking, and most girls won't make the effort to bridge that divide, expecting you to magically work it out. So, either you click straight off, or you gotta drag her down a rabbit hole of adventure until she cracks.

I suppose there are a few girls out there who actually like boring though - just, not in my direct experience.

>>18387742
No. I'm not a true Chad, as I've felt guilty about it every time, and it's come to bite me in the ass more than once. Just sayin', being bored is probably just about the #1 reason girls migrate. Cyndi Lauper wasn't talkin' no jive.

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girls what do i search in google if i want haircuts that are to the middle ot the back?
like this length or shorter a bit

>>18387784
maybe mid back hairstyles

How do I change my personality? Do I give myself brain damage and start from scratch?

>>18387767
There are girls out there that like boring guys, the problem is just the same one that exists with girls that like fat guys: "There's only two types of girls; ones that like skinny guys and liars."

>>18387808
Eh, no... Skinny guy myself, and I've known girls who really adore fat guys, and date nothing but fat guys. (Well, fat'ish at least.) Was particularly frustrated with this hot little blonde number with a superfine ass who dated nothing but giant hairballs (though she was also into country music, so I suppose it could never be).

I do suspect a girl who says she likes boring guys is probably lying, even to herself, but I've also known girls who date nothing but terminally boring guys, without actually expressing that preference. ...though they were fairly boring themselves, and I suspect exposure to excitement could tear them away, if it didn't initially intimidate them.

>>18387459
>tfw 6'0"
brb deleting myself

>>18387816
Saying that you like boring people is delusional, maybe if you are full introverted neet it could be right because a exciting person scares you

people that date boring people is because they are boring theirselves, we end up with the same kind of person as we are, normally.

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I have a really intense crush on a red haired guy in one of my uni classes. If I eat the biscuits in pic related while looking at him do you reckon he'll get the hint and ask me out?

How do I tell when a girl hates me but doesn't want to say it outright?

>>18387839
That's very clever but unfortunately I think it's way too clever. Average people are fucking stupid, you'll probably need to be more direct.
Tfw my crush doesn't get any of my innuendos.

>>18387816
>(though she was also into country music, so I suppose it could never be).
Let this be a lesson... No matter what kind of mutant you are, somewhere, out there, there is a popular musician who looks something like you.

Get his music, no matter how much you hate it, learn his music, go to his concerts... Instant pussy.

Look like Meatloaf? Go to Meatloaf concert. Look like Ozzy Osbourne? Go to an Ozzy concert. Look like Tim Curry? Go to Rocky Horror after parties. (Wait, bad example, everyone gets laid at Rocky Horror after parties.)

>>18387839
>>18387844
Girls, remember... Guys are completely 100% oblivious as to when girls are into them. You can't be subtle. They are trained to seek prey, not to be prepared for it to sneak up on them.

Not that I don't adore you for having that idea.

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My crush is going on some Christian retreat for the weekend. It is a custom for these retreats that if you know someone doing it you write them a letter that they read in private after the second day, where you write that you pray for them, that you hope they find Jesus, etc. She already did this retreat once, this time she's just going to help organize.
Anyway, my crush most probably knows already that I like her, but is it too stupid or inapropriate if I write some hidden message, maybe an acrostic in my letter to her saying something like idk "yourecutedoyouwannagooutwithme" ?

>>18387848
He's not a musician but I really, REALLY hate Seth Rogen, even though I look like him.

>>18387865
/r/SethRogen/
...You know what you must do.

>>18387858
But I'm the second anon and I'm a guy, my crush is a girl. I assumed you can't be subtle with people in general rather than it being different for each sex though. I wonder if my crush is intentionally ignoring my hints or doesn't actually get them.

>>18387839
He probably wont, even if you yelled that you love ginger nut in the middle of the classroom

Wish there were more girls like you though

>>18387863
My main worry about that sorta delivery is you have no control over the context in which she will receive this message. She maybe badmouthing about annoying boys who hit on them in strange ways with her friends at the time. That's the sorta bomb you wanna drop in person so you can feel out the mood. (Plus it's a pretty cowardly move to begin with - and cowardly is a turnoff for most girls.)

>>18387865
Give me a chance to vomit first, at least.

>>18387878
Yah you make a good point there. Alright I'll just try to make her a good normal letter

>>18387874
Well, some girls are oblivious too, but on average, they are probably much better readers of emotional cues than most guys. As a guy, however, you're kinda expected to take the initiative. There's only a few social environments where you can wave them in with feathers.

I'd say odds are she's trying to ignore you, but I dun wanna discourage you from trying something more direct.

>>18387890
Kinda saying you should skip the whole letter idea, as scary as that maybe.

>>18387896
Maybe, but I think I can't skip the whole letter though, I'm *supposed* to write her one, it would be rude not to. She wrote me one when I did the retreat myself (iirc it was half "deep" philosophical stuff and half jokes, and pretty short).

>>18387904
I C... Maybe skip the confessing in the letter and offhandedly talk about meeting up somewhere you'd both normally be anyways (like, Church, from the sound of it.) Drop very subtle hints of interest, maybe, if you can constrain yourself.

situation is this: my GF is seriously missing in the "sexy" attribute. Not in the pretty, not in the hot, but in the SEXY. In the movement, in the teasing, in the showing off.

And I don't really know how to bring this up because she has the general misconception that pretty = hot = sexy, and it is not like that at all.

I tried "inspiring by example" by being sexy to her, she absolutely loves it, but she doesn't really get the idea.

So, girls, how to mention this so that it doesn't sound offensive?

>>18387909
Have you tried some sorta roleplay?

>>18387908
Alright, thanks for the advice! I'll see what I can do, maybe write about stuff we have in common like how we both used to speak out about stuff we doubted or questioned about Christianity and how I felt like she understood me when I first joined the group she's in. And how I want to get to know her better.

>>18387913
she does roleplaying (without the costumes) very often, almost every other time, she likes it very much and I always play along

but that is not the sexy I am talking about.

>>18387916
Be sure, also, to find some sorta twistedly brilliant resolution to that "deep philosophical" stuff she wrote you about, of course - but try not to more than double the length of her letter.

>>18387917
Maybe I am lost as to the sorta sexy you are talking about. Surely there is some character who moves and acts like what you're after that she could get into.

>>18387858
>Girls, remember... Guys are completely 100% oblivious as to when girls are into them. You can't be subtle. They are trained to seek prey, not to be prepared for it to sneak up on them.

>Well, some girls are oblivious too, but on average, they are probably much better readers of emotional cues than most guys. As a guy, however, you're kinda expected to take the initiative. There's only a few social environments where you can wave them in with feathers.

Two points: 1, this would make sense given that females are inherently physically weaker. Being more on edge and into reading social situations would be a natural genetic advantage over other women, both for staying alive compared to angry males and for outdoing other women.

On the off chance, this is why women are generally crazy cunts, because they're naturally manipulative due to breeding, since the crying 'poor me' woman is the one who gets guys to take care of her, not the 'stronk indepandut wimminz'.

The manipulator with the vagina outdoes the honest, integrity driven vagina in the baby pumping department.

2. I doubt that women are more adept at emotional cues. For starters, males are at both extreme ends of IQ, and EQ has been taken to task for being a bullshit meter.

Males wrote the plays, told the stories, made the poetry, drew the art.

The real problem is that men haven't practiced reading because anything that they say which is a NEGATIVE ASSESSMENT of a situation which involves females gets them harassed or beat down by parents, friends, random white knights, etc, all in the name of 'misogyny'.

So men wander about confused and in a daze. if you can't criticize someothing when you THINK you see the truth of a situation, then you're always going to be on edge.

Consider it Walking On Eggshells, like the book by the same name, except as a cultural phenomenon.

if you suppress yourself, you become confused and aloof.

>>18387909
So she's not seductive?

Some girls just feel awkward about it. I personally did till I was older.
Just ask her to try to seduce you a bit. Maybe buy her some cute lingerie, or try to spice things up in the bedroom, or encourage her to take charge during sex, or things like that. You need to feel very comfortable with your body and your sexuality to be truly seductive.

>>18387924

One of the reasons I think this whole "women are better emotional" thing is bullshit is that it comes from pseudoscience AFTER DECADES of feminist propaganda that women are more virtuous and more emotionally healthy than men, and more able to read others than men.

Its based on gender exceptionalist masturbatory proclamations that don't have any convincing proof. This is the same bulltshit social psychology that also claims women mature faster than men... yet still treats women as victims of everything under the sun when they commit a crime, to absolve them of full responsibility akin to a man.

A man is still in full control, and isn't manipulated or a victim. A woman isn't in full control (periods, post partum psychosis, history of family abuse or just mean words said to them, etc), and is usually a victim or manipulated by others (usually male is scapegoat).

>>18387839
>I have a really intense crush on a red haired guy in one of my uni classes. If I eat the biscuits in pic related while looking at him do you reckon he'll get the hint and ask me out?

You'd have to be completely RETARDED to think that'd come across. people DO NOT READ MINDS.

>>18387927
There are actually plenty of studies that show how women are more empathetic and emotional than men.
It's not just feminist propaganda, it makes sense evolutionary and biologically.

>>18387921
>Surely there is some character who moves and acts like what you're after that she could get into.

OH, I got what you meant now... thanks

>Maybe I am lost as to the sorta sexy you are talking about

In the most superficial definition, teasing (consciously or not) is what I am calling "sexy" here.

Though in a more deep observation, it is the sexyness that comes out of self-confidence, so to say.

For example, you get home with your partner, you start getting undressed (no sex happening yet, just getting undressed because you arrive home and want to get comfortable), you don't just "take your pants off", you make sure to do it in front of the partner and you do it slowing, showing your ass off

you are sitting down watching TV, you hug your partner with your legs, because you know he or she likes it

as a girl, you are going to get oral sex with you on top, you don't just crawl on top of him, do it sexily.

I kow it is very subject, but to me it is all in the moment, and god she doesn't get that idea.

And worse, she truly believe sexy = clothes and "hot body".

>>18387925
YEAAH, that is the right definition!! Fuck, thanks!

still tough to bring this up, because of this:

> sexy = clothes and "hot body".

>>18387858
>>18387844
>>18387839

This is the kind of emotional manipulation im talking about anyway.

They want to 'make subtle hints' that they're into you. Why? Why not be direct? Because they're trying to make the guy think that asking them out is the guy's idea.

Its plain manipulative behavior, the very first example of it when a relationship starts.

One of the reasons for this 'skill' is because women can tease a man into asking her out, and then if she doesn't like the look of the playing field can call an audible and get out of it without having really proven that she wanted to date him in the first place, because she wasn't explicit.

Its basically a way of avoiding taking on the responsibility of making your intentions explicitly known and risking rejection, or having to say you changed your mind afterward.

Its all about control and keeping them in the position of the victim rather than the villain, in the sense that a person who asks someone out and then decides not to go out with them a second time would be the villain and the person who got rejected would be the victim.

Bitches hate feeling like the villain.

Here's a sample of the reverse:

>So, I really wanna fuck this chick at a bar, and she has no idea, so I winked at her, but she's still not getting the hint. Why are girls so oblivious?

If that sounds completely retarded, its because the whole idea of 'sending signals' so that THEY WILL MAKE THE FIRST MOVE is retarded.

its just childish manipulation so you don't put yourself out there. Stop it.

>>18387940
Maybe encourage her to take charge.
It was very awkward to me at first, but after a while I felt very confident because I saw how much my boyfriend enjoyed it when I took charge in the bedroom. Things like getting on top of him and such, or undressing sexily, or such things.
Now I probably spend 3/4 of my time trying to seduce him because I think it's so hot.

>>18387931
>There are actually plenty of studies that show how women are more empathetic and emotional than men.

Good evidence,.

>>18387945
>Now I probably spend 3/4 of my time trying to seduce him because I think it's so hot.

>Its all about me guys!

>>18387942
but I'm one of those (you)s and I said I'm a guy, kek
(not saying I disagree with you though, I haven't read your whole post yet, reading it now)

>>18387945
that sounds good, thanks a lot!

>>18387927
>Males wrote the plays, told the stories, made the poetry, drew the art.
If you mean during that half dozen thousand year period of history when most women couldn't write, and were discouraged, if not outright prevented, from doing any of those things, yes.

I mean, even come Mary Shelley's time they were trying to get her to publish under male pseudonym.

>>18387924
>Be trained and have it drilled into your head that you're supposed to be emotionally aware and nurturing your whole life.
vs.
>Be trained that emotions are bad and expressing weakness is the worst thing you could possibly do your whole life.

...and you somehow expect there not to be a difference between two people raised in these opposing philosophies?

But, yes, when it comes to emotional tests, identifying expressions, and placing emotionally charged storylines in order, women at large perform better on such tests. That's just the basic science.

It's not that men aren't capable of such things, it's just that women are literally trained for from birth, while men are trained in quite the opposite.

Not that some men aren't better at it than some women, nor that there's no such thing as emotionally despondent women, nor that there isn't quite a bit of overlap between the two curves (requires quite a bit of empathy just to be a functional human being and all). Just saying, odds are better for the group raised to believe it's their speciality.

>>18387942
>>18387955
Ok I think you are right in a way but I don't think the intention of these hints is to get the guy or girl to ask you out, I think it's more of a way to get the ball rolling, to gauge their reaction (maybe just for fun) and maybe start an interaction if the interest goes both ways.

>>18387942
>its just childish manipulation so you don't put yourself out there. Stop it.


not all of these social games are manipulation (most are, I agree 100%), you need a certain level of certainty that the other person is interested to make a move. It is seldom that in a given situation, a failed "move" will have zero consequences besides a slap in the face of the person's ego.

even in a bar, any decent guy will expect at least some eye contact or a smile to make a move, just to avoid being a complete creep.

>>18387946
Do I have to send you links to the articles? It's true.
Women are more emotional then men and empathise more easily, both because of social conditioning and because of how differently our brain is wired, both because of gender differences in the brain development and because of the hormonal influences. It also makes sense in evolutionary terms because of the role women had in society (taking care of kids, more socialised, etc).

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>>18387917
Then what the fuck does sexy mean? Roleplay is sexy you faggot. It's clear you need boipucci or my fat NEET cock. You pick.

>>18387966
>not all of these social games are manipulation (most are, I agree 100%), you need a certain level of certainty that the other person is interested to make a move. It is seldom that in a given situation, a failed "move" will have zero consequences besides a slap in the face of the person's ego.
>even in a bar, any decent guy will expect at least some eye contact or a smile to make a move, just to avoid being a complete creep.

If being honest of intentions is a creep factor, then where's the problem? is it with being direct? No, that can't be it because it isn't being direct which is bad, it is the reaction to directness.

>>18387909
>I tried "inspiring by example" by being sexy to her, she absolutely loves it, but she doesn't really get the idea.
Say "Hey you know how I do these things you like? I think it'd be sexy if you did the same to me."

>>18387972
I hope this is the picture of right before that freak gets fed into a blender.

>>18387972
Bro I don't think you are supposed to post that on a blue clolored board on 4chan.

>>18387978
You're not supposed to post that anywhere on the internet. Sick shit.

>>18387491
This is what happens when you tell your partner how big slut you are. Honestly when you people understand NOBODY want ex slut as his partner. LIE. Lie for both his and her sake. 3 partners max. Period.

Nobody wants slut.

>>18387547
You are the one who is throwing fallacies all around. Stop the shit train and go eat ice cream and chill.

Girls have easier time getting boys into bed for sex, that is a fact. But they have really hard time making them into boyfriends, husbands and providers for their children. And certain number of girls dont realize that if they dont settle soon with average qtie boy, they will be later forced to settle down with something very ugly or become cat ladies.

>>18387568
Dumb frogposter.

>>18387603
Just before you eat sandwich call him, order him to flip dick out and jerk him off the sandwich. Once boy gets erection, he cant defend himself or even think properly. Maybe he will get disguisted after cum seeing you eating it with sandwich, but you had already won so no deal.

>>18387616
It is completely random, but for some reason if girls are living together, their periods tend to sync.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstrual_synchrony
But this was proven garbage later. I bet it doesnt work when you all are on different birth control methods.

>>18387621
Your vagina can bleed practically nonstop in one way or another. If it is minor, no big problem. If you bleed for no reason for 5+ days, go see gyno.

And next time force him to eat you out before he inserts.

>>18387628
But why anon? Because i am funny? Helpful? Memeing?

>>18387690
>butterflies
Drop the immature bitch. No pussy is worth dealing with shit like this.

>>18387702
Sounds hot.

>>18387765
Stop taking things so seriously and ask her on another date. If she refuses, move on. If she evades qurstion, ask next day. Texting means nothing. Buy condoms.

>>18387803
Reading books and thinking about how other people feel can develop empathy and slowly change you.

>>18387961
Probably more to the point, in this social interaction, one group is most often looking to be interested in, and the other is looking for someone of interest in which to spark interest.

Guess which group is going to be better at recognizing interest.

>>18387690
>I need to clear my mind on this and i need a girls vision here to get a better understanding of this or a experienced guy i guess, here is what happens
>This happened to me with a girl recently, we were dating for 4 weeks, meeting twice a week or so and she decided that we should stop seeing eachother, because she wasn't feeling the butterflies and that she wanted to fall in love
>This actually happened a week ago and i still dont fully understand her, she told me she was great with me and really enjoyed spending time with me and that i made her feel some emotions others dont, why dont just let things flow then? I knew what she meant because i didnt had too much hope for a future with her either, was i toxified with her thoughts maybe?
>I dont even know if this is a call for help, my mind bugs me with this thought, why would you finish this with all the things we said we were going to do? Destroying everything if we were having fun and having a good time?


Ghost her. I am sorry I didn't see this sooner.

This is called Borderline Personality Disorder. When you get out of a relationship and it feels like you've been put through a blender emotionally because things aren't adding up, you're with a person with a disorder.

Get rid of her and don't look back.

I come here to find reasons to kill myself.

>>18387981
>3 partners max
does this include your current partner or only previous

>>18387981
>But why anon? Because i am funny? Helpful?
Yes. I want someone like you

Guys and girls,

Have you ever given or received a hall pass from your partner? How did your relationship turn out afterwards?

>>18387981
>Girls have easier time getting boys into bed for sex, that is a fact. But they have really hard time making them into boyfriends, husbands and providers for their children.
How do you distinguish the two
>>18387988
why?

>>18388000
Sorry I'm not in middle school.

>>18388003
It's confirmation that I am completely repulsive to women in every way.

>>18387839
Smile at him and chat him up. At the end of conversation give him your phone number. Or say fuck it and ask him on date yourself.
>>18387858
This. We boys are completely stupid ond oblivious to your social games. Unless you strip down and show us your pussy or grab us by penis, we are clueless.

>>18387863
Dont be idiot, get her phone number and ask her on dinner.

>>18387909
Make her watch how to do strip tease. Mojoupgrade and teach her what makes your dick hard. Dont be afraid to tell her she is completely oblivious in terms of seduction.

>>18387988
And have you been successful yet?

>>18387990
It is just a number. The point is clear. DONT TALK ABOUT EXes, dont talk.l about you being part of bukkake porn experiment, dont talk about being on swinger party and for the love of god, dont ever use phrase
>ew, i have tried that with my ex and i didnt liked that
Dont talk about having herpes and all aids there are. Pretend you are as innocent, cute and pure waifu/husbando as you can and everybody will be happy.

>>18387997
Do you mean as a boyfriend? Friend? In what sence? Like a pet you cuddle and make him aport wage once per month?

What do YOU have to offer to me? Are you cute?

>>18388003
Distinguish what?

>>18388010
>Distinguish what?
Guys that want to only fuck and the potential husbandos

>>18388000
Got one.

Left her for another girl.

I'm an idiot like that.

Suffice to say, that rarely if ever leads to anything good, and should really just be code for "this relationship is over".

Girls what's some stuff that gets you in the mood for sex with a long term bf.

>>18388007

join the club. There's far more value in female sexuality than male, so you're effectively out of the running if you don't meet minimum criteria.

>>18388015
>we're cuddling and he has a boner
>he hugs me from behind while I'm doing something, kissing my neck
>he just takes me - pushing me against the wall, bending me over the kitchen counter, lifting me and taking me to the bedroom, etc
>sexting
>he does the dishes and lets me be lazy
>he is well dressed
>he does manly shit around the house
>he exercises
>he buys pizza without me asking

>>18387274
your bible says not to date non Christians, stop turning against God

>>18388028
>we're cuddling and he has a boner
Wow I honestly thought I was the only one who had that "problem" and that real men can actually contain their boner when they cuddle or do stuff like that.

>>18388010
>And have you been successful yet?
Maybe soon.

>>18388012
There are three types of girls.
>absolutely crazy, uggos, super fat
which have problems with even getting boys into bed. Solution for them? Lowering standards, unfatenning themselves, curing depression and lowering standards (manlets deserve love too after all).
>averages
Being average girl isnt bad. After all, majority of boys are also average as fuck. If you are in this range, getting quick casual sex shouldnt be problem for you. In the worst scenario try tinder.

How to find husbando? Just keep looking. Try gain something which other average girls dont have. Personality, hobby, good job, education, fit body, super long super nice hair, squat for dat ass, achievements, play counter strike or dota, be rich, whatever. With a bit of luck you will sooner or later secure husbando.
>10/10 body face boobs personality
If you are this good, you dont need any advice. If you want to marry bill gates, just go say him hi. If you dont feel like working, go make few photographs to magazines or just stream games on twich. You live life on easy. For girls like you man go to war and die.

And seriously, majority of guys are overgrown manchildren terrified of marriage or children. They just want to cum and dump.
>pro tip
If guy see something in you, he will stay with you even without sex.
>inb4 nobody wants to date me if i dont put sex on 1st date
Blame feminism and your other teammates (whores/girls) who give sex to anybody. And try to ask yourself
>what do i have to offer to guy except my pussy?
And bitching, yelling and unstable moods arent the right answer.

>>18388032
Really sorry to turn this into a religious thing but where exactly does it say that? I'm a Christian (actually I only follow the 4 canon gospels) and I don't know, and I'd actually like to be in a relationship with a non-Christian.

>>18388034
I've been with him for 10 years and I cannot think of one time we cuddled and didn't fuck.
I cannot even cuddle him after sex because I get horny again.

>>18388032
Its okay, god only wants you to listen to the feelgood hippy crap that he wrote down, cause that's his real thoughts. All the stuff about killing infidels in the christian bible, killing gays, burning down villages, raping women, killing children, etc was all lies.

Only the good parts are true.

>>18388045
Do not be yoked together with unbelievers
2 Corinthians 6:14
http://www.christianitytoday.com/biblestudies/bible-answers/marriage/unequallyyoked.html

>>18388041
>>18388049
oops wrong person sorry

>>18388049
>>18388054
Ah I see, thanks. I personally believe that's non canon. I know I know that sounds like cherry picking and it probably is but I don't really see a reason yet to believe in any part of the bible where Jesus himself is not invovled.

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You guys need to remember what Satan said... the more you practice religion the more retarded you become. just think about it

>>18388058
Makes sense. I still need the idea of a god to fill the temporary void in my mind about "who or what created the universe" because I'm hardwired by my upbringing to disregard the idea that the universe just came to be, so I have trouble with that. I used to believe in God without a religion but now I met a lot of great people who happen to be Christian. I still have trouble understanding how they believe in what they do though.
Is this still the ITT: Ask the opposite gender thread?

>>18388010
>Do you mean as a boyfriend? Friend? In what sence? Like a pet you cuddle and make him aport wage once per month?
>What do YOU have to offer to me? Are you cute?
No I mean I love you as a person. I recognize your writing and have developed an anonymous crush on you.

>>18388032
>>18388045
You do realize that most Christians believe that the Law of Moses is now irrelevant after Jesus fulfilled the prophecies of the Torah and provided a new route to salvation?
The commandments you cite are more applicable to Jews than Christians.

>>18388066
That is sweet.
:-)
Are you femanon, arent you?

During the past year I've rapidly gained weight and worsened my gynecomastia and developed disgusting bright red and purple stretch marks all over my body, most arms, armpits and stomach.

Weight is losable, but gyno and stretch marks are permanent. Will I still be lovable or is it a wash to try?

>>18388113
Try it and stop being disgusting because you've given up on yourself. All progress is better than none.

>>18388113
Weight gain gyno isn't permanent, oestrogen gyno is.
Women have a lot of stretch marks and they clean up, so don't stress it. Just stop being fat.

Is it embarrassing to fail your driving test three times? I'm a grill.

>>18388179
yes

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>Be with gf for 2 years
>about 16 months into it she doesnt get accepted into my uni and has to go somewhere 5 hours away by car
>try to make it work out, but at a certain point agree to take a month-long break then come back and decide if we want to continue the relationship or stay single
>neither of us hookup with other people, but she officially breaks up with me
>Says she loves me and can even possibly see marriage in our future, but needs time to grow on her own
>Sounds retarded, but I understand. She would cling to me and my friends throughout the relationship because her own are pretty shitty people.I think that month without me was the loneliest of her life and she needs to learn how to make real friends on her own
>a week after the breakup she posts on snapchat about her and some guy she just met going on a road trip together
>Im going crazy and ask if theyre hooking up, because if so I dont want anything to do with her
>she says no
>find out that's a lie
>they went to 2nd base before he tried to finger her and she stopped him

I know we're single and I cant control her sexuality, but it feels kinda shitty that after 2 years shes already hooking up with someone a week later. And she put it on her fucking snapchat, am I crazy or is it in pretty bad taste for her to make it so obvious to all of our mutual friends that she's already moving on?
>tfw we get in a fight about it yesterday and end up fucking
What fucking do, guys/girls? Should I just block her # and social media? Shes my best friend but I dont trust myself not to get jealous, or not to fuck her, which both are probably pretty unhealthy for me right now.

>>18388184
The whole 'break up but let's get back together in X months/years' thing doesn't work.
If you've broken up, stay out of contact and let her get on with her life. Part of becoming more independent and making new friends is inevitably going to be romance.

I do sympathise with the fact that grills get over relatioships faster. I read that they get really sad for a short while whereas men stay medium blue for longer.

>>18388184
>Im going crazy and ask if theyre hooking up, because if so I dont want anything to do with her
>They're hooking up
You already know what to do anon.
No mercy with betrayal.

>>18388184
Sounds unhealthy. I'd say let her go :/ pretty shitty way to treat someone you told you could see yourself marrying

>>18388191
>let her get on with her life
I've told her that's what's best, unfortunately shes the one who reels me into her life, not the other way around.
>Part of becoming more independent and making new friends is inevitably going to be romance.
Definitely. I don't expect her to just not hookup at all. I'm talking to girls myself. It's just upsetting that it took her such little time, and that she puts it on snapchat. Like, at the time most people didnt even know we were broken up.

>>18388214
It sounds like you don't really need advice, you accept that you both need to move on romantically and break off contact.
You just want sympathy, which is understandable. Sorry that you're hurting anon.

On TV people meet people romantically really often. Like every week they'll meet a potential lover. How often should it happen in real life?

>>18388211
Yea, you're probably right. In retrospect I understand why she lied though. I get some pretty bad anxiety, and she knew my midterms were coming up and I couldnt study while in such an awful mood. She did end up telling me the truth on her own, if that means anything. And she did show me texts proving that she told the guy beforehand that she wasnt down for anything romantic during the road trip, which I guess is why they only made out. I dunno, I don't want to think of her as an awful bitch, but maybe she is.

>>18388221
>you just want sympathy
It's actually the opposite. I want someone to tell me I'm overreacting. I want someone to tell me that she's not as shit a person as I think she is right now. I can't talk to my friends about this, because they'll automatically take my side (even in situations where I show them VERY verbally abusive texts Ive sent), so I go here for unbiased opinions.

Femanons,

I have been wearing braces for 2 years and expect to nearly another year more until my jaw surgery. Should I just continue to avoid dating until they're off? I feel like a eunuch, but I can't see a girl wanting to get intimate with my train tracks in the way.

>>18388251
>I want someone to tell me I'm overreacting.
You're overreacting.
But seriously you just look in denial. Stop being in denial.

>>18388253
How old are you?
I actually find blokes go wild when I'm wearing my retainers but that might not go both ways lol

Girls (or guys, really, just didn't want to make a new thread):

Met a girl through a mutual friend the other day, we hit it off in the sense that we get along, and I'm not opposed to hanging out with that group again. But the girl is obviously into me and I don't know how to deal with this because I'm not interested in her like that. I don't know how to proceed. I want to just play dumb because it's easy, but I'm sure that would involve leading her on and probably end up worse in the long run anyway.

What's worse is that I also met her best friend, and I *am* attracted to her. So now they're both definitely off-limits, lol.

>>18388266
Meant to mention I'm 24.

>>18388313
In situations like that I usually will make a comment that casually mentions the existence of a girlfriend. Talk to your friend and see if he/she can get any hints on if the girl is really into you. And yea, if she is please dont go for her friend.

anyone here been 10+ years in a relationship? i want to hear how you managed it

>heels higher than 2 inches are prostitute heels
Agree/disagree? State your gender and where is your limit between good girl heels and prostitute heels.

>>18388352
Female. Heels lower than 2 inches are not even heels. They kill your figure too.
2.5" is the bare minimum, you can go up to 4.5" without it being too trashy. After that, meh.

>>18388340
>Talk to your friend and see if he/she can get any hints etc
Ignoring that it was VERY obvious, I already woke up to a bunch of unsolicited messages this morning from people like "X is into you etc."

It's pretty common knowledge that I'm single atm. My only true recourse is that I genuinely just don't want to date anybody right now (unless something too good to pass up came along). I know I could go with that, but I'm pretty sure almost everybody would just assume that's a cop-out.

Girls: If a guy you know asks you out and you are not interested and you either reject him directly or tell him some excuse, what do you do afterwards, do you keep hanging out with him or try to ignore him or avoid him?

>>18388350
I've been with my boyfriend for 10 years and 2 months, so I don't think it really counts all that much.

Basically, I love him. I think he's worth any effort.

We keep in shape and dress nicely around each other. We try to keep things spicy in the bedroom, tried many things over the years. We make a point to make each other come every time we have sex. I suck his dick daily.
We have similar interests so we do things together. We talk a lot, even if it's just about the news or sports or bantering.
We communicate when something isn't going well. We forgive each other for being asses. We don't bring up old shit. We respect boundaries and try to compromise. We are our own people and do our own things. We are pretty happy on our own.
We try to keep shit romantic. He still buys me flowers for no reason, I still cook him his favourite food and bring him cold beer when he's home for work.

girls would you find it weird if a guy had an elaborate skincare routine

i really like how soft my skin is

>>18388382
Marry me anon and let's share skincare secrets with each other.

>>18388376
do you mind me asking about your jobs and your way of handling money?

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>>18388113
Just get >>>/fit/
You think it is gyno, but the chance it is just fat is high. Start some body weight routine to gain muscles and stop being fat.

>>18388179
>girl
Nobody will make fun of you from it. We would be more impressed if you managed to make it on 1st try. And even then, most girls struggle with manual transmission and reversing.
Find bf who will drive you instead.

>>18388184
Forget about her. You cant take break in relationship. The moment you agreed to it, it was already over. Find new gf on your uni. Good luck.
Dont be backup man.

>>18388225
If you dont seek actively for romantic partner, the ratio is 0 person per 1 year.
Fire up the online dating and stop watching romantical movies. It skews your view on reality the same way as taking /pol seriously.

>>18388253
Bracers are like part of you. If some girl wont date you because of it, she is probably shallow whore and not worthy of your time anyway. Use it as whore filter in dating game.
DONT WAIT. Life is too short. Date the bitches!

>>18388313
>play dumb
Dont be dumb and straigh tell her you dont want to date her. The faster you tell her, the less damage will be done.
If she start some crazy scenario yelling about how she didnt want to date you or some drama, excuse yourself, apologize and leave her be.

>>18388352
Heels are pure cancer. Fuck fashion which kills your posture, bones, tendons and makes your feet hurt. Go paint your nails or something.
Pic related.

>>18388375
Maybe tell us your story so we can tell you to forget about the bitch and move on.

>>18388376
Based femanon. You are like my dream girl i still havent managed to find.
>suck his dick daily
Ladies, take notes. Properly drained boy is happy boy.

>>18388382
Girls are maniacs about such topics.

Question to introverted girls:

I've been talking to this girl for about a month now, we're texting each other every day whenever we can. Went down to see her about a week ago, it was perfect, we really hit it off from the first minute!

I think she's more introverted than I am, I asked if she wants to meet up again some time and she said yes. Problem is, I want to see her as often as I can (we live about 3 hours apart), but she tells me she wants to see me every 3-4 weeks, and she refuses to talk to me more in depth until she gets to know me better aka meets me more irl.

I don't know, but normally girls wanna see a guy more often than that, I don't think I can handle meeting up like once a month for a couple hours... I feel like I should look for someone else but at the same time, she is too perfect, I've never met a girl like her to be honest, it would be devastating for me to leave her but at the same time, seeing her only once a month, and we're not even technically together...

What should I do? she says she never met a guy like me before and seems to be happy around me, I don't want to break her heart but at the same time I feel like she's too distant for me...should I stick with her? or move on?

>>18388407
Girls never know what they want.
Keep asking her EACH DAY on various activities. Offer her to bring food, walk in park, cinema, zoo, to buy her flowers whatever.

Every day ask her "on date" once. If she refuses, just brush it off, say it makes you sad she refused you so coldly and keep the convo as nothing happened.

Sooner or later the bitch will see you in person or you will get bored of her and find normal girl instead.

Good luck! And remember
>dont stick your dick in crazy

>should i stick with her?
/adv cant make decisions for you, if you like her, keep trying. If not, drop her.

>>18388394
We are Yuropoors. I make about 1600€/month and he makes about 1400€/month. We both work our respective dream jobs. Quite stressing, but we're very happy with it.

I own the house we live in (inherited it). I pay all the maintenance stuff and taxes, but it's maybe 1500€/year tops.
He owns the car we use, but we use it very little. He pays for the maintenance and taxes for the car (about 800€/year tops). He has some student loans to pay.

We have a common bank account where we both put around 50% of our wages and we pay all expenses with it - bills, groceries, dates, holidays and shit. We have our own bank accounts and pay for other things (phone bills, presents, shit we do with our own friends, hobbies, etc).
I live in a pretty inexpensive area tho. And we're both cheap fucks.

>>18388425
I do slip it in whenever I can, like when she says she's bored I ask her to come over here, she says "sure" or something like that and never goes through with it at the end. Then I offer to see her and she says "maybe we can see eachother more once I get to know you better" but she won't let me know her better like she keeps saying we should see each other every 3 weeks but thing is, i might have to move out to college soon and then seeing her would be more difficult so I'd rather know before, if she wants to be with me or not, but she just drags it on forever.

She's not crazy, she's just very shy and awkward, which I accept, I'm not perfect myself but honestly, I can't do better than her so I'd prefer to stick with her, just have no 'girl experience' so not sure if theres any point to having this sort of a relationship?

my friend met a girl around the same time as I did mine, but they're having sex already and all that, and I have to put up with this...

really discouraging and it confuses me, Im not sure if it'll be worth it at the end or not, I really like her but the way she wants this distance between us is kind of a buzz kill...

thanks for help by the way!

I'm 18 but just prefer women in their mid twenties. They're kinder, comforting and seem more easy to relate to than perhaps younger women are.

The issue I'm having is, older women don't like younger men, hell, even younger women want older men.
I guess its normal for men to seek younger women, but I'm not into that.

I've met a couple older girls, and we've really kicked it off, but neither would ever date somebody much younger than them.

Idk. I feel kinda empty because I can't find what I want.
How can I ever make a relationship work with an age difference of up to 10 years? (The most I'll go)

>>18388486
The youngest guy I've ever liked is 20 months younger than me. And I still felt weird about it.

>>18388486
my uncle used to go out with a girl 10 years younger than him, she was like 24 or something so fairly mature, they broke up because she apparently acts like a kid compared to him and doesn't know what she wants, him on the other hand, he didn't want it to become serious.
I think mentally, there is always going to be this discomfort with age difference, you can't teach someone what an 'adult' life feels like so the only way to taste it is to actually live it. Massive age gaps don't work I don't think, even a 3 year difference could be massive depending on what age you are. Like my friend's gf is 18 and he's 21, she seems like a kid that still wants to 'experiment' and have sex all the time and all that, he is more reserved and tries to find someone to be with him, expects way too much from her if you ask me, I wish them well but honestly, I don't see them together next year

>>18388489
Yep. Sucks to be me! Oh well

>>18388486
Good job, you have a taste for mature and elegant women more than young sluts.

Where do you stand on no sex before marriage?

>>18388498
I understand full well, and I wholeheartedly agree as the age gap increases, things become problematic.
But it's the maturity I love, its comforting, I feel supported, I feel like they have more control, and when I talk through things on my mind, its their advice I can always trust. Something great about having someone in your life that you are able to speak freely to, and have them still love and support you.

I want somebody more mature than me, and I completely understand why nobody wants someone immature.

I do understand and it sucks

>>18388479
Do you know where she lives? Go see her in person. Make sure she will be home (introver = she will) and bring her flowers. If she is so lazy she cant be bothered to go somewhere, go to her instead.

Consider if you want her in your life. Can she work? Clean? Do anything? She really sounds somewhat damaged.
>they're having sex already
Dont ever compare your life and relationships to others. It only brings pain, confusion and anger. Focus on your own life.

Force into her life, tell her that her idea of relationship is broken as fuck and demand actions. Tell her you wont wait that long no matter how cool she is.
Force her to react or drop her.

>>18388486
>18
>i want
You are horny stupid teen and that is how majority of girls will see you. Focus on school and on your life. Get fit?
Sorry for lack of advice, bit that its how it is.

>>18388504
In the middle. I can wait for however long the lady wants to. But you can be sure i wont marry somebody before i make sure we are sexually compatible.

No way i marry only to find out she hates sex, recieving or giving oral is eww and she has vaginismus because her dad raped her when she were 8.

>>18388504
If I meet the girl I know I want to marry, then I will reserve myself for a long time, perhaps not before marriage, but a long ass time.

If she's just a girlfriend for the sake of having a girlfriend, I couldn't care less.

>>18388486
I'm 24 year old girl; the guy I'm (embarrassingly) head over heels for is 19. So it's not impossible to find an older girl who would be willing to date you, but age is just one factor. Maybe they weren't interested in dating you for other reasons.

Girls,

Sweaty hands, yay or nay?

Don't ever dare to complain about unfaithful men.
It is the only way to be, women will make you feel like they like you, only to laugh about you or to get attention. They will say yes to dates and then flake, they will give you hope only to crush it into dust later.
So fuck it, fuck falling in love with a single woman, if you want me to be a robot-bruteforce, I will. It is your fault I am this way.

Why do men lose interest after sex?

>>18388575
This isn't a vent thread. But, who hurt you, anon?What's your story?

>>18388382
I'd love that, teach me your ways.

>>18388113
My ex had stretch marks, I almost never noticed them and even then I didn't care. Don't give up

>>18388575
Why would you punish the women who don't flake on you for what the others did? Kinda dumb IMO. But be a shitty person if you want I guess.

>>18388588
After guys come they lose all their built up sexual frustration, literally in an instant, plus climaxing can be tiring.

>>18387203
Why are you cheating

>>18388510
>>18388479

>Do you know where she lives?
no, thats the problem, she doesn't tell me those things or just avoids them, I don't get it really, she seems to like me a lot but at the same time treats me like a complete stranger...

She works atm and is in college, she seems fairly normal in all regards. I think she keeps too much to herself and doesn't want to open up, even in our regular conversations she seems like she won't tell me what she really thinks and gives me vague answers.

Last night we had a really interesting conversation that we both seemed to enjoy, today she just gives me vague answers like "yes, no, i know right?" etc, I'm struggling to keep up a conversation even though I leave her plenty of room for answers like "what do you think about that?" and shit like that, the last answer she gave me left me clueless, like I don't know how to respond to something as vague as that so I left the conversation not knowing what to do. It's been like 4 hours since she responded and I don't know where to carry it, seems like she's busy doing something else and all my efforts at having a conversation are useless, but I do know for a fact she's just home doing nothing...I don't know what to do about it, like she's bipolar or something except she's always nice in her conversations...

I don't know what she wants to be honest, first she's all flirty and complementing, then she tells me its ok if I wanna talk to other girls, which I tell her I won't do since I'm talking to her and idk, its just messing with my head. Like, I'm happy to have her in my life however vague it may be, but at the same time not knowing shit makes me feel miserable... and I can't do anything about it until she feels like she 'knows me enough' but with girls like this, you never know how long that may take...

I don't want to compare my life to anyone else's but at the same time it bothers me that someone has it so easy and just gets on with it...

>>18388548
Wash them, dont be piggy.

>>18388588
We boys are super simple beings. Our main hormone which practically defines us from attitude, drive, motivation, muscles, bone structure and libido is testosterone. The more of it, the more male we are.

Now imagine how it fills your whole body and makes you do things. Like comparing penises, chasing girls, doing risky behavior and generally behave like idiot. And it makes us crave pussy. Omg the pussy chase. It never ends. The longer you go without fap/pussy, the bigger the motivation to do whatever to get it.

And then, the ultimate sensation, cumming in pussy. It makes you feel like the life is worth something after all. Pure bliss. Then few seconds later our brain is free of everything and we just lay down and experience the nirvana. After cum our brain is so clear, we will even tell you what we really think about you.
>pro tip
Dont ask us ever. It would probably hurt your feeings.

Some guys are permanently in lie mode just to get the pussy. Really, girls can be super annoying, supet boring, super dumb and still there will be guys orbiting around them being all smily just to get into your pussy. Too bad that after few hours after sex, the chase begins again.

We are build like this. Very simple minded practically at your girls mercy in this modern society. With a bit of practice and wisdom, you can manipulate us so badly and throw us like trash away once you are done and we will still forgive you just because you have the pussy.

Please dont use us as trash. Dont break our hearth and dont push us beyond out limits just for your fun.

>>18388620
It is obvious she is either toying with you, psychopath or mentally damaged.

Try the most effective weapon: emotional blackmailing. Tell her you want know the truth or you bail out.

No girl is worth such trouble. Be ready to forget about her.

>>18388672
>Some guys are permanently in lie mode just to get the pussy

What are key signs of men that fit this description

>>18388676
If they are dumb, their lies will sooner or later crumble away. If they are clever, they will tell you exactky what you want to hear only to leave you later in tears.

There is no magical rule for that. Even if there was, they would read it as you and change strategy accordingly. Most of guys in this degenerate times with tinder and sluts just go for cum and dump. Meaning if you dont sex them up on first few dates, they will ghost you and move to the next girl.

You have to learn how to trust somebody eventually or become cat lady. The risk of getting used is real and equal for both sides of conflict.

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1. I can't express myself around my girlfriend. We are dating, had sex, everything is great, BUT, but the fact I am never able to relax around her completely. I am still acting like a retard around her, being completely infatuated, she says she loves me, but the whole situation feels that no matter how I act I may get the outbursts of rage from her side. I am somewhat afraid of losing her, and I don't know how to address this issue, because that's a paradox -- the more I care, the worse is the situation. As soon as situation goes uncomfortable for me, I start to withdraw, it drives my GF mad, then I basically start to rage three times more, then everything is great, then everything repeats.

2. Before we managed to get into a relationship, we had a conflict that I don't answer on her messages, disappear, she feels unwanted, etc. I was pretty tired of it, went to my friends and basically spill out my resentment, with accusations, offensive language, and so on. I regret that. Does it make me a bad person?

How do I address these issues?

>>18388692
How do I find a guy who doesn't want to be apart of that degenerate times?

>>18388697
Hi

>>18388697
You are talking to one right now for example.

/pol is full of edgy teenagers and older boys claiming that western woman are all spoiled whores unable to not jump on dick and only marrying to divorce later and steal half their shit. Their latest meme is to look for imported asian girls, because they are raised to obey husband. So unless they are hypocrites, they should behave like true gentelmans :-)

But in reality i dont believe that all /pol posters believe that. It is just one big satire + few very frustrated boys unable to make girls even look at them.

Just look and sooner or later you will find husbando. The key parts are sharing similiar life goals (like number of kids, who will work, where to live) and having ability to communicate anwilling to admit fail and forge compromise. That and a bit of sexual attraction.

Dont think that boys below age 23 are ready or willing to settle down.

See another candidate right here >>18388714 :-)