Today's her birthday: say something nice about her.
Where were you when Kinu became known for her big tits?
I am the boy who cries wolf all the time!
I'm just glad she's finally getting some attention.
I love this cat error DD.
is it normal to love this boat?
But if I married her, doesn't that make her my wife?
I see people still post the photoshopped version of that image.
Nimu is literally the cutest sub.
she's speculated to be the Commandant Teste, the cranes looks really similar
How come Akagi isn't nearly as popular as Kaga when she is just as beautiful?
Beautiful girls who smoke are hot!
She is probably taller than your average Asashio-class ship and she is also the cutest playable Hocchan ship.
This is from a collaboration event with some wine company and it has French in it. Also >>149422906 is a close match. They also said that the other foreign ships being added in the event that aren't the American CV will be from nations not yet in the game.
They weren't that small even before kai ni. It's just that no one bothered to check.
And why the fuck would you use an American for wine. Americans have only gotten decent at making wine recently.
By the way it's not Langley. The rigging gives that away.
It's just the people who are only remembering that Kinu exists now. Most of her old fanart has her with decent breasts too.
Akagi > Kaga, even food memes are often stupid
Black looks better
Looks like Max is tired of people associating her with tentacle rape.
I`m not sure that this ship will be useful in battle. But why not.
She'll fit right in with my other dogs.
>Kaga works the night shift at the local Lawson
>you go there late every night when it's deserted to buy the prepackaged konbini bentos
>she's your only interaction with society
>she's always kind to you even though you are a mopey depressed fuck
>teases you, "The usual again? You should eat a more varied diet, you know?"
>you fall in love with her but can only admire her from afar
But Akagi would be very sad if you didn't have her and Kaga ringed together.
>Realize you never fell in love with Kaga
>but with the girl who organize the bento in the shelves
>buying your bento as usual
>some shady looking guy in a hoodie walks into the store
>whips out a knife and points it at Kaga
>"give me all the money now"
Tell me, do you have the resolve?
Why does half of the fleet works at Lawson?
My shipgirls enjoyed all higher education
I prefer shop with Kashima.
She's basically a yamato nadeshiko.
Its so dumb.
>super serious soldier type
>leaves to get married
>TTK stays TTK at the base but she has to remain at the house and pretend to be a house wife while her comrades risk their lives everyday
Tearing her away from Akagi seems to be the exact thing she would want.
>Its so dumb.
It isn't when you consider that in Japan, if you're a woman and you get married you're still expected to quit your job to become a housewife and prepare to raise some children in the future.
I think he's saying its dumb that she would actually put herself in that situation when she's content with fighting.
Not that its shocking as many doujins take many liberties and writers inject their own superficial bullshit for their scenarios.
It's not clear whether they can injure themselves with their rigging, but they do get hurt normally by stuff as normal as thrown Setsubun beans, if Kinu and Michishio's seasonals are any indication.
At any rate, even if it doesn't kill them, it's still going to hurt, getting shot with a handgun.
I'd hate my life in the USN a lot less if Idaho was real.
The thing is this isn't exactly a serious game, so stuff like this isn't going to be consistent. You can have characters get hit by bombs without a scratch but then they accidentally stub their toe and get hurt.
>we get to ignore it along side every other bit of media that comes out that contradicts the game
One of the artists had to come out and say that the anime wasn't canon.
I've been sitting here for six minutes waiting for it, thanks.
>The thing is this isn't exactly a serious game, so stuff like this isn't going to be consistent.
It can be, and I feel that Kadokawa is really careful about that. I looked through the seasonals and hourlies, and I didn't see a single mention of shipgirls even getting a cut cooking (a pretty recurring element in anime). The devs may be pussyfooting with the setting, but they seem pretty mindful about it.
>You can have characters get hit by bombs without a scratch but then they accidentally stub their toe and get hurt.
The difference is that they're wearing their rigging when they get hit by bombs.
Army dog looks cute in red.
>Kaga is better because she's a traditional woman.
Kashima is fun and sexy with a unique design that's equally fun and sexy. Only thing Kaga has are big boobs but I'm not that shallow.
Are you saying Kashima can't cook?
Besides, I'm more than capable of cooking for myself or her. Kashima can stay on base and do her job, not have to quit and be a boring house wife like Kaga.
Are Takao and Atago a bad influence for their little sisters?
Kaga is diligent, Kaga is talented
Kaga is the purest carrier?
Akagi is ok, my favourite satellite carrier
My tears, Kaga is just too good for me
Well, it's the weekend, so all the kids are out of school.
Will Kaga marry Akagi in the anime?
Well yes they are very intense lovers for each other but will they marry in the anime? It would seem fitting since the anime is yuri.
Bismarck is a horrible person for cheating
Zuikaku stop being so jealous!
It's ok, Bismarck and I agreed to allow another person into our love life.
I scrapped my Kaga anyway thanks to these shitters. But you know, that's probably their plan, some "purity Kaga only belongs to me" bullshit. I don't know, you can't understand these autists.
Yeah Akagi looks better with Shoukaku anyways
All yuri is beautiful!
>he doesnt want a threesome with Atago and Takao
Why are you complaining about yuri in a yuri thread?
Yes more yuri girl!
Purest marshmallows, I love my Kagas
>there are people ITT who actually don't play for stats
Did you think this was /wowsg/?
I don't play the game either. I picked up the Vita version but couldn't get into it. I'm here for cute boats doing cute things.
You really have to play the game to develop an emotional connection with the shipgirls.
Being a secondary doesn't work. You become closer when you suffer through events that make you want to commit suicide.
That's what love is.
Prinz and Kashima. Every time with Prinz I think about jamming it between those mounds of pudding. Kashima because she's so fucking sexy.
>I don't find Battleships sexy
>Being unable to fap to Iowa and Kongou
Do you hate girls who know how to have fun?
>Houshou was one of the few ships who survived
>had to watch all her daughters get killed
>last voyage was to fetch all the soldiers overseas home before being scrapped
She didn't deserve this.
>Kashima survived the war
>Spent her time looking for subs with a high chance of dying
>After the war Americans sawed off her guns and built deck housing disfiguring her
>Had to ferry soliers, civilians, and pows home before being scrapped.
Kashima didn't deserve this.
Katori would be a great housewife. ....I think? ...Maybe?
Dunno...she still get a PTSD attack every time she sees Iowa?
Shiggy has new onee-sans.
>four more well known girls
I think there are many well known girls that are much better than those four, like Bismarck, Prinz, Haruna, Kaga, Kashima, Takao Class, Agano Class and many more.
Possibly but still if she were it'd be best to try and help her by giving her a LOT of love via hugs head pats and maybe more.
Yes that's true.
>the abyssal war comes to an end
>no longer need shipgirls
>they become integrated into civilian life
>all those unwed cakes.
> Ooi becomes a slut
> Suzuya becomes a lesbian
Kaga is not a whore, she's just too naive and innocent
Potatoes are for relieving sexual tension
Kaga is not for sale, get your free turkey instead
Prinz because I want to fuck that sexy butt of hers.
Well as long as you realise your mistake
Thanks Kaga, I knew you were always nice for thanksgiving.
Kaga is a friend of all living beings
While most people will hate her because of her eyebrows, my reason on disliking her was because of the colour of her hair.
But I know that at the end of the day it was merely a silly reason to dislike her. I even like Hatsuharu and even she has thicker eyebrows (and purple hair which is fluffier) than Murakumo.
>RN ruled seas for half a millenia
What lewd things would you do to this hungry carrier?
>RN ruled seas for half a millenia
Spain ruled the seas for most of that century.
>muh Spanish Armada
They rebuilt that pretty quickly.
That was the Dutch, actually, judging by how the 17th century Anglo-Dutch wars went.
Getting there, but France was still able to inflict significant defeats for most of it (The French navy's defeat of British naval reinforcements played a role in the Surrender at Yorktown)
Fair enough, can't really dispute this.
The United States and Germany were already catching up by the turn of the century, and the bongs had already conceded the Americans to be a naval power of equal standing/tonnage by the end of the war.
probably make a family with her and kaga
The RN only really ruled the waves until after the Napoleonic Wars, mainly because it left most of their rivals in Europe weak.
Than, it's power was challenged by the USN beginning in the 1920s when it was no longer the biggest and advanced navy in the world.
So yeah, about 100 years of domination.
What's not to like?
Well, except the official arts.
>Akagi slurping on my swordfish to the hilt as if she were gluttonously eating a bowl of tonketsu ramen
>gasping as my sword struggles and fights against the tight confines of her throat, the rough baleen attacking my swordfish from all sides.
>My breath stolen, rushing out from my lungs as Akagi sucks on my swordfish as if she were a blue whale, filtering vast amounts of water it vacuumed through its baleen plates to trap clouds of krill
>Akagi's is skillful oral technique, as if she were an educated prostitute, taught at an Ivy League school of tuna fish and on par in her quality of service as the “floating hotel”, Yamato.
>Gobbling on my hamburger as if it were covered in Ronald McDonald's "secret sauce", freshly brewed at two am in a shady Mickie D's.
>The food goblin sucking on my giant squid as if it were a Dairy Queen milkshake, thick, frosty and full of my salty sea ice cream.
>My Great Barrier Reef blooming in Akagi’s throat. Hundred of palops escaping from my swelling sea pike as I explode in the deep in Akagi's lewd throat.
>Akagi slurping the gravy overflowing from my turkeyhandle, eagerly drinking every drop of my heavy sea foam that erupts between her lips.
I would let Akagi do many lewd things to me desu.
What's there to like? No one paid her any attention before the anime announcement, and that didn't exactly do her character any favors. Between being hard gay for Akagi and such a brat about poi's remodel it's difficult to understand how she gained such a following. I'm even going to say the official arts are the best thing she has.
>never really challenged again
I mean, they lost both times, but the point is that these losses were not (yet) debilitating or irrecoverable for the Spanish.
Even assuming Spanish Naval Power completely and irrevocably collapsed when the first armada sunk in 88 years, that still puts them in control of the seas for the vast majority of that century.
Secondaries need to be banned on the spot.
>Her lips, cherry-red and glossy from her lipstick, press against my own, at first slowly gliding against me, before snapping and tasting at my lips with fervor. I open my mouth and stretch out my tongue, pressing her lips apart like the shell of a mollusk. I can taste its viscous slime as it drips down, crossing the thin gap between us and pooling against my tongue.
>Akagi tastes like a fresh market catch, a panoramic blend of the sea, sweet like the ocean was salty and full of life. A cold summer breeze runs through the room, cool and refreshing over my tongue, a stark contrast to the warmth of the carrier beside me. I lower my tongue deeper into her cavern until the sharp coldness of the wind over the tip of my tongue is gone, overwhelmed by the warm wetness of the mollusk’s powerful muscle. I press my tongue against it and it fights back, trying its hardest to pin my tongue beneath it.
>I yearn for more, treasuring the warm sensation of every small bump along her tongue as they fight, as if my tongue were a foreign invader, the pliable and invasive limb of an octopus tearing into the innocent and pure mollusk to claim it as its own. Akagi becomes increasingly excited my skillful mollusk wrestling as we increase the intensity and speed of our kiss. Her sweet sea honey grows in amount, overflowing from her shell and splashing into my mouth as our tongues move up and down, locking and wrapping around each other in a thirsty frenzy of lust. My sense of taste is drowned in her warm, gastropodal nectar.
>Gasping for air, we break our kiss. Our breath, cool in the summer night, lazily floats between us. In the dim light of her bedroom, her flushed, red face was as lovely and enticing as it was lewd.
>Her lewdness is a great nightmare.
>Akagi’s smokestack is defenseless.
>My F-18/A attacks it uncontrollably.
>―― Akagi’s smokestack.
>The weakest part of her is right before my vector of attack.
There are many lewd things to do with Akagi, anon.
I want to have some fun with the duckies.
I wouldn't know anon, I'm not a girl. It looks like it would be fun though.
You're a monster, they are best when they are nice and plump.
You mean this one? These are not furies, they are two steps below furies.
Lies, Iowa likes Kongou too much to want to hurt her.
There's a difference between a shitty artist and an artist who does shit.
They are sisters in spirit.
I really don't get this artist.