Anime webm thread

>>144806388
why did they undress?

You know why

no i don't. tell me

MOMOKA SAMA

>>144808253
What

more like WEEBM you fuckin losers

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>>144808253
>she will never massage your feet
why live?

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>>144808253

>>144809227
Ah, the 80's. When faces still had noses and tits were made from silly putty.

>>144806961
They're going to fuck.

>>144808253
Was it rape?

>>144806388

>blue hair
>short hair
>rice bowl horizontal stripe panties

Best girl.

>>144806388
>series was published in a shoujo magazine and was apparently aimed at girls

Are they trying to raise a generation of lesbians or something?

>>144810002
Anytime i see someone with a knife in anime i always expect them to cut themselves

>>144809227
Is this from Gunbuster?

>>144807895
Did it break her hymen?

>>144810065
Nah, Getter Robo
read the filename you fucking retard

>>144810111
>File: Spoiler Image (770 KB, 957x720)

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>>144810193
Not my fault you can't into 4chan

>>144809788
Silly putty doesn't move like that. Also, Gunbuster was a pioneer of the boob jiggle, what are you talking about?

>>144810173
god that scene is great

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does somebody have the webs of movie The Sky Crawlers?
especially the opening scene

>>144806961
To change into swimsuits

>>144812426
Nasty

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>>144812547
webms*

>>144809227

Now this is what I call forced animation.

>>144809784
Is this s3?

>>144813519
Why?

>>144806388
>webm thread
We /v/ now

>>144808253

As a massage therapist, I gotta say that that technique is all wrong.

>>144808431
awaken my masters...?

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>>144813996
Massaging your dick every night doesn't give you the right to call yourself a massage therapist.

>>144814328

I don't do it every night, thank you very much.

But no seriously, I work on people's bodies for a living.

>>144814478
>Call in to schedule a massage appointment
>"Do you want a female or male masseuse?"
>WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT A MALE MASSEUSE
How many dudes do you get picking you?

>>144807895
wtf

>>144809227
i will never like those tiny 80's nipples

>>144814591

You'd be surprised, actually. People who know their bodies and know that they need some serious work tend to come to me, mainly because I can use more pressure and work deeper than a lot of the female therapists I know.

With that said, I do see far more women than I do men, but I think that has more to do with a lot of guys not bothering to take decent care of their bodies unless they're doing a lot of athletic work on a constant basis. And it's no real surprise that there's a bias against male therapists, just because a lot of people don't understand that the entire point of massage therapy is to provide therapeutic relief. It's not like people complain about having a male chiropractor or acupuncturist or physical therapist or so I'd like to believe, so it just seems odd to me, being a therapist, that people have a bias like that.

I do have quite a few regular male clients though, even if I have more regular female clients than male.

What's with the glittering all over the place?

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>>144814478
Massaging other guys dick every night doesn't give you the right to call yourself a massage therapist.

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>>144814827
>because I can use more pressure and work deeper than a lot of the female therapists
L-lewd

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>>144814827
I guess it'd just be your hands rubbing all over my naked body, as opposed to you putting needles in me or twisting my joints, that makes it weirder, dude.

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>>144808552
Holy fucking shit.

>>144814997

While I can certainly see that point of view, I think you might have a misguided vision of what massage entails. It's not a sexual act in the least. And I definitely keep it that way, since I really don't feel like being sued anytime soon. There's a reason why all legitimate massage therapists carry insurance for false claims of that nature, among other things.

For one, not all varieties of massage require the removal of clothes, and virtually none, at least that I'm aware of, require complete disrobement. In addition, most states require that all massage clients remain covered by a sheet or other cloth during a massage, except for the part of the body being currently worked and usually the head as well. Some parts, like all the lewd ones, always remain covered, no matter what, and never get touched. Aside from one or two specific modalities that I'm aware of that work on lymph nodes in the breasts, at least.

Hell, over the past few weeks, I've been learning new techniques with very slow, deep pressure, designed to reduce pain and increase range of motion, that don't require the removal of any clothes at all. I'd just work straight through the clothes.

>>144810339
that's so hot

>>144814827
I'm a male RN and I totally get that. I work in emerg though so it's more "acceptable". I got the weirdest fucking looks in nursing school in my maternity clinical rotation.

>>144815267
Regardless of how not sexual you see it or even how the act is, there's something pretty intimate about being rubbed all over by another person's hands.
With a woman it's whatever and not sexual but with a dude it gets uncomfortable.
Especially since people tend to pop boners, at least when face down.

And yeah if clothes stay on sure I'm just talking about my experience where the clothes were off. Which was "Why would I want that?"

>>144806388
>Bra match panties
Why is this allowed?

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>>144815267
>new techniques with very slow, deep pressure

>>144815267
>>144815467
Aaand I definitely need to find a masseuse in my area now. I fucking ache just talking about this.

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>>144810087
Hymen isn't a membrane it's more of a ring so probably no.

>>144815405

Yeah, I'm sure it's just as odd with male nurses. People have stereotypes in their heads and sometimes just can't deal with things being different, I guess.
Hope all your stuff goes well for you, man.

>>144815467

Intimate, most definitely. There's really no denying that massage, regardless of who it's being done by or who it's being done to, is a intimate experience. Some, like the more energy-focused work like Reiki and chakra manipulation no, seriously, it's not just in your chinese cartoons anymore can even be described as sensual.

And as someone who's given and received massages from both men and women, I can honestly say that it doesn't matter to me all that much, mainly because the massages I tend to give and get are often of the deep tissue variety, and it's hard to get a boner when you've got someone's elbow digging into a knot in your calf. Also, as far as I remember in my 8-ish years of work, I've never had a guy pop a boner on the table, but even if a guy did, it's simply a normal psychosomatic reaction with some people. If it happened, I'd ignore it and draw no attention to it, and probably turn him face-down as soon as possible to minimize his embarrassment.

And the reason people might prefer a guy to work on them is, as I said, because they realize they've got problems with their body that deeper pressure is more likely to relieve than some little asian girl who'd barely get into the tissue at all.

>>144815505

If you lived somewhere around Maryland I might be able to help you out. A lot of people who don't get bodywork often don't realize how tight and restrictive their muscles have gotten until someone works on them.

>>144815766
I have some pain in my left shoulder. What do I do?

>>144810002
good

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>>144813873
Fuck off newfag.

>>144812889
Captain Earth

>>144815844
a girl pissing herself in front of you has got to be pretty damn awkward

>>144815806

I mean, there's only so much I can do over the internet, but some general advice should hopefully help a bit.

How long has it been bothering you? The general rule of thumb when it comes to pain is that acute pain, or pain that's been around less than 6 months, should have cold applied to it, while chronic pain, or pain that's been around 6 months or longer, should have heat applied to it. Some simple stretches can also help to loosen things up.

Taking your hand and raising it over your head to let your hand rest against the opposite side of your head, followed by letting the weight of your arm gently pull your head to the side as far as it can comfortably go, is a good stretch for the neck and shoulder muscles, so doing a few reps of that a few times a day could certainly help. Don't forget to hold the stretch for a few seconds, and don't focus on just one side, either. If you've got a restriction in one side, then chances are you've been compensating with the other, even if you don't realize it. Balance is important when it comes to bodywork.

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>>144814478
What do you suggest as self massage for broad shouldered guy like myself?

>>144815790
why the fuck are the subtitles comic sans

>>144814827
This.
Even though I live in a third world country, many women comes to me even though there is a female doctor sitting next to me.

Which really get me disgusted

>>144816073

Of course, bodywork can help as well. If there are any massage schools in your area, see if they have a student clinic. This is where you can pay a heavily discounted rate to have one of the students-in-training work on you. I think my school had it so you could get an hour-long massage for $25 or so, whereas most spas will charge in the $60-$80 range for the same time.
While certainly cheap, the disadvantage is pretty obvious, since the students aren't going to have the breadth of knowledge and technique that you might get from someone who's been working as a therapist for many years.

If you've got some more cash to spare, finding a spa or similar massage business would be your best bet. Many places offer 30-minute massages in addition to 60 and 90 minute, and some even do chair massages for even less money. In addition, if you want your therapist to concentrate their efforts on a certain area, it's almost always possible to do so. I've gone a full hour with some clients just working on their back and neck.

>>144816198

Self-massage can only really be so effective, sadly. It's kind of like trying to tickle yourself; Your body knows your own touch, so it won't react the way you want it to unless you really know what you're doing. I've got pretty broad shoulders myself, so there's only so much I can do with my own shoulders without contorting my body into odd positions.

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>>144815483
Because they're expecting to have sex.

>>144815766
This may sound odd, but can we get a sample of your voice?

>>144810834
SAC did it better

i like this massage thread

>>144814478
Could you give me a happy ending?

>>144812426
at least that dude gave it a try

>>144814827
I used to get body massages when I could afford it because of my bad back and I personally prefer guys to do it because of what you said, they can apply more pressure and stuff and this is coming from a straight as fuck guy. Those massages are soothing and not sexual in any way, I came there to get my bad back to not feel like shit and that is what I am there for. IF I wanted a rub and tug, I would have gone to our local rub and tug spa which is surprisingly close to where I live so I can always just do a walk in there and have my happy ending with some hot chicks.

>>144816697

Nope. Professional massage therapists don't and won't do that. I could get sued and lose my massage license if I were to even entertain the idea. The various Boards that govern massage across the nation and in each individual state look very poorly upon stuff like that.

>>144816561

That does indeed sound odd. I don't seem to have any clips to share on my computer, sadly, or I'd upload one somewhere.

Mind if I ask why you were curious?

>>144816347

How is it working as a massage therapist? I have no job and I'm considering taking training to become an MT...

>>144816500
I'd ask if this is Inferno Cop 2, but I saw mouth flaps so it couldn't possibly be.

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>>144816875
You can use vocaroo.
>Why
Well I have this idea that massage therapists have soothing voice, ASMR thing really.
I sometimes sleep to Athena Jezik rambling.

>>144809227
Going frame by frame on that jiggle is sort of horrifying.

>>144807895
>cumming from inserting a tampon
t-thats not how that works

>>144816868

Hope your back feels better, man. I've worked on enough backs to know that back pain is absolutely no fun at all.

>>144816889

Personally, I really enjoy it. You get to meet a lot of interesting people, learn a lot of useful techniques, and use your knowledge and skill to help relieve people's pain and help them live better lives, which is really the thing I enjoy most about it. Knowing that I made a difference in someone's life and improved their situation, even if only temporarily sometimes, makes me feel like I'm doing some good in the world.

My only real concern at the moment is that I haven't been able to really support myself on just doing massage yet. I live in a relatively small city in Maryland, and the clients just aren't here, so I've taken on a bunch of different massage jobs over the years, working at places all around Baltimore, even at BWI Airport at one point, and none have really worked out for one reason or another.
I'm working on getting another one that looks promising, but chances are I'll need to supplement that job and the one massage job I currently have with some kind of part-time job if I want to keep up my rent.

With all that said, I definitely don't regret my decision to go into massage therapy, but I'm just glad that I've had family to fall back on when times were rough.

>>144817007

I know that when I was working the drive-through at Chick-Fil-A a while ago, I used to get comments on my voice, saying I had a voice 'suitable for radio', so who knows.

Let me see if I can do this Vocaroo thing. Haven't done anything like this for a while.

>>144817228
My back will never feel better fampai, I got into an accident 11 years ago now and my back got fucked up to the point that my spine is slanted a bit so I am in serious trouble of either my disc completely slipping or disintegrating in the future. The doctors and other massage therapist that looked at my back actually found it fascinating I can still walk straight at all since apparently my body adapted to it so I don't really walk like a disabled person. This does come with a price though, I can't lift heavy objects nor stand for long periods of time or even walk far and it's been gradually getting worse every year.

>>144817144
I liked it when it aired, but it felt a little empty somehow.

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>>144817228
Thank you for replying so honestly. I've had trouble trying to come to terms with what work I should be going for, like working for others just to sell stuff that they don't need and or meeting targets. Shit really sucks when you have to work long hours and you're shouted at and threatened or having shit thrown at you by the public for just working.

I left because of that environment.

>>144810339
I had honestly already completely forgotten this shitfest even existed it was so bad

>>144807895
ok I watched the series and don't remember this. Where is it from?

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>>144817228
Senpai, what type of massage do you recommend to someone who sit in pic related position most of the day?
Also Any guides on knee self massage?
I got chondromalacia patellae, and lately it got bad enough that I'm having difficulties walking up the stairs.

>>144817421

Ah, that sounds pretty terrible, man. I expect surgery isn't really an option for you?
If you can, try to get at least some bodywork done every so often, especially if it helped in the past. If you aren't getting some already, you might be able to qualify for disability money from the government, too. I've also heard through the grapevine that some health insurance companies will start to cover massage in the near future as well, so that might be an option to you if you're lucky.

>>144817464

No problem. I've been down that road before, and I know it's no fun. Worked in fast food for 10 years, and while the people there weren't too bad, the work was just banal. Tried a warehouse position at one point, and the higher-ups didn't give a single shit about anyone underneath them. Got fired from that after I was a few minutes late to work one day after getting in a fender bender on the way to work. Even the one massage job I had at the airport, we were expected to upsell to people and try to get them to buy all sorts of crap thanks to an owner who only cared about money and business, not the work we were doing.

Even now, my situation isn't exactly stable, but I'm hopeful for the future. I wish you good luck too, man, whatever you plan to do with your life.

If you get into massage, just keep in mind that it takes quite a chunk of change, or taking out student loans, to go to massage school. Mine ran me about $11,000, and I'm thankfully close to paying it off sometime soon.

>>144817007
>>144817228

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0n3rK0DqvNA

>>144817493
from the OVAs, pretty hot material

>>144806388
That's an amazingly clean room, sparkling away there.

>>144817846
..........
Let me have your babies

>>144817465
that webm baited so many people including me, I didn't make it through the 1st episode and just fast forwarded the rest to see if there were other good scenes but nothing

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>>144817976
Should I remove it from my backlog?
>>144817894
why is archer so based?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1WgsziSa6A

>>144817745

Judging from that position, I imagine that some back work would probably be good. Sitting for long periods of time isn't amazing for your body in general, whether it's on a chair, on the floor, on a bed, or whatever. If you can, get up every hour or so and get the blood flowing by walking around and stretching for a few minutes.

As for the chondromalacia patellae, it would depend on what's causing it. If it's a tight IT band, then bodywork could definitely help to loosen that up, but there's only so much that massage can do if you're misaligned, and I'd be very wary of doing any work around the knee if you've got bursitis or neuromas.

As far as self massage, if your leg is stretched out like in your picture and relaxed, then your kneecap should be loose enough for you to shift it around a little, so try grasping the kneecap and rotating it in a circle gently, almost like you would an arcade joystick. You could also rub just underneath the sides of the kneecap, see if you can relieve any pressure that way. Stay away from the back of the knee, though, there's a lot of blood vessels and nerves around that area, with virtually no protection against pressure, so you could potentially impinge something if you work back there.

Aside from that, definitely try to RICE rest/ice/compression/elevation it on a regular basis to reduce the inflammation.

>>144817937

l-lewd

>>144818078
Yeah definitely, it's really bad

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>>144818180
>so try grasping the kneecap and rotating it in a circle gently, almost like you would an arcade joystick.
I didn't know I could do that.
How to loosen my IT band?

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>/a/ - Message Therapy & Blogposts

>>144818373

Unfortunately, due to where the IT band is, along with it generally being a very tough and fibrous piece of tissue, it's pretty hard to work on by yourself. You can try to knead it or sink in with a soft fist and stroke along its length, but it'd be much easier to have a therapist work on it for you.

Ironically, I just learned some new techniques a week ago, and one of those was a way to stretch and loosen the IT band. Too bad portal technology isn't real yet.

>>144818487

Not for much longer. I'll be off to bed shortly. Got massage stuff to do later today.

I do apologize. I can't help but try to help other people when I can, even if it's just with advice over the internet.

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>>144814591
>How many dudes do you get picking you?
Former physical therapist here. Many times younger guys, guys with sports injuries and muslims will prefer a guy.
>>144814827
>but I think that has more to do with a lot of guys not bothering to take decent care of their bodies unless they're doing a lot of athletic work on a constant basis.
>how long have you been in pain before you went to the doctor?
>uh, like, since 6 or 8 months my dude :^^^)
ALL OF MY HATE
THIS ISN'T A CONTEST YOU FUCKING FAGGOT STOP. JUST. STOP.

>>144818041
I don't know who she is, but i want to fuck that maid.

>>144818643

Ryuugajou Nanana no Maizoukin.

it's a dude

>>144818602

I know that feeling. Working on people who knowingly don't take care of their bodies feels so aggravating, since any work I'm going to do is just going to end up negated by the end of the week anyway since they're not bothering to fix their body mechanics.

But hey, if they've got the money, I'll take it, I guess.

>>144818602
I only go to a doctor if I really have to, otherwise I just sit it out. Haven't been to one in well over three years and I had all kinds of problems.

>>144818870
>I only go to a doctor if I really have to, otherwise I just sit it out. Haven't been to one in well over three years and I had all kinds of problems.
Anon pls.
>>144818776
>I know that feeling. Working on people who knowingly don't take care of their bodies feels so aggravating, since any work I'm going to do is just going to end up negated by the end of the week anyway since they're not bothering to fix their body mechanics.
Sometimes it's something as primitive as fucking ditching high heels.

REEEEEEEEE

>>144819071
why keeping the skirt?

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>>144806388

>>144815735
Where the fuck is this from?

>>144828692
These are not your everday arrows. These are Nippon proud arrows folded over a thousand times and dipped in honor.

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>>144828836
I'm mad and sad over this and I don't even know what it is.

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>>144815645

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>>144809227

>>144828836
I really don't know what to do with these feelings now.

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>>144829300
The good old days.

>>144829300
>pubes
I miss the golden age of anime.

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>>144816550

>>144818726
Why does she move like that?

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>>144818307

>>144829678
i expected a truck

>>144814749
>wtf
>>>/b/

>>144815548
The hymen actually takes a handful of different shapes depending on how it perforates, iirc.

>>144832217
>spats
she's so innocent

>>144830010
>Those eyes.
SHAFT WHY

>>144820233
>REEEEEEEEE
>>>/r9k/

>>144814827
>>144814478
what kind of education do you need for this?

do you just apply to a company to work ? (i wouldn't really want my own business)

>>144828799
Kill yourself, cancerous faggot.

>>144810339
>Allergic to vagina

>>144828836
Actually here if you get 1000 of those you can get something like 15 bux from the recycling company so its not that bad

>>144832371
And old shes like 40

>>144833906
>1000
So he gave her 0.015$, for a blind girl that though it was some coin

>>144828491
>>144828799
>>144833327
Die in a fire.

>>144818397
Ladies vs Buttlers
maid girl WORST GIRL

>>144813519
I'm scared.

>>144835015
>to piss this guy off
underage go to >>>/b/

>>144834721
literally top right corner of the webm newfag

>>144814478
Yourself doesn't count as "people".

>>144834721
Try to use Google you fucking retard.

>>144813519
That's why I have trust issues.

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>>144833536
Nah, he has a superior brown waifu.

>>144812426
How come she's not moving the water?

>>144807895
What the fuck

>>144807895
it just doesnt work like that. i bet you there was a woman working on the animation for this part just cringing.

>>144808431
The new Berserk anime looks great

>>144831879
Which anime is this?

>>144836723
____Google______

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>>144808552
>leg lock

>>144810065
yup

>>144836723
Don't bother it's shit

>>144833101

If you want to work as a massage therapist, you'll need to go to massage school. It costs quite a bit of money and typically lasts around 8 months to a year. Since different states have different legal requirements when it comes to massage, I'm not sure what yours would entail, but it's generally so many hours of learning in a classroom and so many hours of working in the student clinic before you're allowed to graduate.

After you graduate, you'd need to take the National exam, which is a test, typically multiple-choice, about the various modalities you've learned, anatomy, physiology, pathology, and a variety of other things relating to massage and bodywork. Once you pass the National, you'd be eligible for the State exam, which tests you on the various laws in your state that pertain to massage and bodywork, and what you can and cannot do.

Different states have different laws when it comes to massage though, and I think there's one or two states out there where you can practice without going through all the rigamarole of school and tests.

Then after that, and after you obtain massage insurance from one of over a dozen providers out there, you'll legally be able to practice. Where you go from there is up to you, honestly. Some people try to set up their own business, working out of their homes or going to other people's homes and working on them there, while others find local spas to work at.

>>144815844
Luvia is a bitch

>>144816886
you fucking wish, anon

Has hiroshimoot talked at all about sound webms on other boards?

>>144816005
I laughed harder at that title than I probably should have.

>>144815844
goddamn I love those two fucking with each other.

>>144832217
Is this worth watching?

>>144837261
Yeah and it's a terrible idea. You would have newfags on this board attempt to fit entire episode into badly encoded sounds webms.

>>144817144
QT desktop AI systems when?

>>144837385
that's way too fucking cute, is that from an OVA?

>>144828836
Theres always a faggot like you to remind me of this shit. Fuck You

>>144807895
what anime is this?

>>144838800
Boku no Pico

>>144838800
Kill yourself, you cancerous fuck.

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>>144838697
Yeah

>>144837453
>You would have newfags on this board attempt to fit entire episode into badly encoded sounds webms.
But there are webm threads on certain image boards with decent quality, since it use VP9

>>144838928
>>144838947
i've never heard of an anime called "no title"

>>144839100
Just think about how bad it would be on /a/ with people spaming shitty music remixes to anime scenes and now think about what mods would have to deal with if a board like /v/ had them. Post quality is still technically a rule on this board and you can easily link sound webms that can be hovered over from /wsg/.

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>>144839112
>Being this new

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>>144839347
I'm not saying sound webm should allowed on /a/.
I'm saying VP9 is good encode for small sized anime episodes.
also webm IS sound
ffmpeg -i video.webm -f rawvideo -c:v rawvideo - | ffmpeg -ac 2 -ar 36000 -f u8 -c:a pcm_u8 -i - video.flac

>>144828184
Why are they all so fat?

>>144817228
>>144817846
Reddit please go.

>>144839573
>implying that was me

>>144816005
His head fell off

>>144810193
Hover over "Spoiler Image" to get the filename.

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>>144833812
>>144833641
I want to fuck that retard.

>>144814591
Dude, male massause is much better if you're male yourself and need some serious massage.
Females are to weak to undo all the knots.

>>144837397
No.

>>144828836
makes me laugh every time

>Max file is now 3mb instead of 4
Fuck you Hiro

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>>144832417

>>144812426
never big on the GitS series so i never watched it but isn't that chick like an android? why would she need to be invisible to fight that guy kinda a BS fight imo. oh well at least dude tried to fight

>>144815960
*hot

FTFY

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>>144841434

>>144812667
>forced animation
this meme again?

>>144829678
>Roller blades
I miss the 90s

>>144836403
because she's not moving.
He's swinging at air most of the time.

>>144841749
There's such a thing as advantages, anon.
And in this world, everyone relevant, except like, 2 dudes, is a cyborg.
Also, don't pretend you know jack about choreography.

>>144839918
What is this?

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>your favorite anime

>>144842285
Fuck off already.

>>144816005
LAAAAAY YOUUUUURR HAAAAAANDS

>>144819180
Well what happens next? You can't just leave me hanging like that

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>>144842949
You have got to be kidding me.

>>144842332
I only watched the second season of chuuni by mistake. I felt like it was fine to just watch that, am I wrong?

>>144843122
The entire series sucked. It's fine to not watch it all.

>>144843055
Unfortunately not

>>144843122
You probably did yourself a favor, because the first season is actually good, and the second is garbage by comparison.

>>144843318
Cool. So I can just watch that and convince myself it's a prologue.

>>144842949
Boku no Pico.

>>144843281
_____Google_____

>>144816937
Ninja Slayer, by the same people though..

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>>144843724
>>144843786
It's not much of anything, but thanks for reminding me that not all of /a/ is shit. Good jobbu

>>144833641
rikka a cute

>>144842028
Parents cucked today's children from them by deeming them 'unsafe'.
Also fucking electric bicycle.

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>>144808552
Dick Status:
Not Muh [ ]
Muh [X]

>>144812895

yes

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>>144812426
Jib?

This thread has made me realize how fucking shit anime is now

>>144840267
Owari no Seraph, and they killed incompetent japanese vampires.

>>144836923
Fucking Headshot.

>>144818899
Don't care what anyone says, I love this shit

>>144815645
I've never stepped on a dog before but I don't think they just explode like that.

>>144836968
your taste is shit

>>144810339
What the fuck is Not!Pachirisu's deal?
>>144833069
Chill, anon. I was being facetious.

>>144819050
SAO gave me aids

>>144836916
Needs It Aint Me by Fortunate Son playing.

>>144829678
first episode of creamy mami reference?

and also file too big to post
https://a.pomf.cat/hrarge.webm

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posting my few as always

>>144853534
He sure showed him who's boss.

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>>144853254
>that cgi at the end
I'm dying.

>>144807895
Every time

>>144810173
>>144812426

Scarlet Jewhanson will never be this great

>>144853411
remember to always tip the delivery person

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>>144817527
I unironically liked this anime.

>>144853667
Underrated

>>144853857
How much? 15%?

>>144816005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFkcZKDiQK8

>>144817627
damn. that looks bad

>>144853873
I keep trying to rewatch it and I just can't get into it like the first time.

>>144818643
>she

>>144816281
Some faggot named NoobSubs subbed the first season and made the subs Comic Sans. Sadly, his release is somehow the best one for FMP if you want the BDs.
Personally, I changed all the fonts manually when I watched it because I couldn't stand looking at it.

>>144829094
Black bullet, decent loli supernatural anime. Needs s2 tho

>>144853945
Enough that they don't stab you in the balls with a screwdriver.

>>144854639

Fuck off loser. You sound 12.

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>>144828836
Holy fuck that's brutal.

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>>144856529
>[Deleted]
Based mods/janitors

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>>144810339

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>>144857297
>you will never make a girl cum from her tummycunny

>>144857750
Metadata son.

>>144836593
the series is written by a woman

>>144817144
The first like 5 minutes of that show are great. The rest sucked.

>Tfw no shaft-esque room.

>>144829678
How many lolicons is she responsible for creating?

>>144853254

I have no idea what this is...

>>144853576
Will there ever be a good cyberpunk anime again?