Re Zero

>>144317095
anons dont get killed and see people they care for get killed in front of then while theyre powerless over and over again, dipshit. hes losing his fucking mind. he has no time, he cant do shit, everybody he knows that could help either arent there or dont give a shit.

Sorry hes not an invincible gary stu who can just get power ups out of his ass to save the world.

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>>144317095
And what he can give?
Also isn't the job of the futur King/Queen to apply their sovereign power, which imply protecting their subject?

>>144317321

Tell them I have time travel bullshit and tell to reveal something to him that only they know. Go back in time > Tell the secret shit > Profit

>>144317095
On the other hand, information is a commodity that he is giving freely. Why aren't they compensating him?
It's all about demand you fucking sperg. Taking out witches would legitimise their claim for the throne and weaken Emilia's. He shouldn't even be mentioning it, from that perspective but rather getting coaxed into it.

>>144317882
anon......

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Subaru did NOTHING wrong. Fuck the candidates. Fuck the kingdom. Fuck everything.

Join the witch, become a back knight and fucking end it all. ALL HAIL DARK LORD SUBARU! ALL HAIL THE SUPREME GENTLEKNIGHT!

>>144317095
Most shut-ins in Japan are dumb.

>>144317095
I'm totally ok with him not understanding how to deal with the social customs of the world he is in, but it pisses me off that he has yet to embrace his time loop curse. He seemed to take advantage of his power when trying to save Rem, but he's oddly forgotten that time as he now just bumbles about acting like an idiot. I even thought that last episode would have put him over the edge and he might start using his time loops with reckless abandon, but the bumbling continues.

>>144318163
>Fuck the candidates. Fuck the kingdom. Fuck everything.
Fuck off Reinhard we know you're only supporting Felt to get in

>>144318451
Felt has the right attitude and she is the only one who hasn't betrayed Subaru yet. I hope they tear down that shitty primitive civilization together with the witch.

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>>144317321
>he has no time
He literally has an infinite amount of time (as far as we know). The only thing holding him back from using his time loop curse is his aversion to pain, but in a previous episode it was shown he is willing to put up with pain to change outcomes he doesn't like (saving Ram).

>>144317882
He seems to have some intuitive block that prevents him from revealing the truth about him, but that doesn't mean he can't make up some believable lie to achieve the same goal. Subaru could say he's some kind of "seer" and have Rem back him up with the village children incident. He may not convince everyone but he would be a lot better than just saying nothing.

he is desperate. Although not calling for Reinhard the second he respawned was stupid.

>>144318557
>Subaru could say he's some kind of "seer"
Plus the fact that he is an outsider, wears different clothes, has a magic phone, and has a strange aura would all help to build upon whatever lie he wants to tell.

>go after bitch, major bitch and jew bitch
>not going to ask Felt's and R-man help from the first go

>>144317095
Hey OP can you come over I think someone's breaking into my house.
What do you mean "what will I get out of it?"

Subaru is fucking annoying, Betel-chan ask if Subaru is Archbishop of Pride and I won't be surprised if he IS the Archbishop of Pride.

All his dumb action and motive speak "Pride".

>>144317095
>another bait thread

>>144317095
In other anime they would be jumping on his dick to help saying he can pay with friendship or some shit

>>144317095
He has to at least fucking try. He has nothing to give them in return, so all he can do is ask. Just sitting by and not trying to ask would be far more retarded.

>>144321716
Anon he's a fantasy land and needs support.

Tell me how he doesn't have options other than asking bitches?

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Subaru is literally retarded.

He has money.

In a fantasy land.

Doesn't considering hiring a bunch of mercenaries or some guild fags to raid the mansion.


Why?

I can't believe anyone defends this retard.

>>144321926
>Using Rem's money

Even Subaru isn't that much of an insufferable cunt.

>>144321926
Betelgeuse is a big guy, some hired guns won't do anything.

>>144317882
Holy shit you can't be serious

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>>144321926
Do you really think a couple of faggoty mercenaries are going to be able to handle the witch cult and fucking betelgeuse?

>>144322007
How do you know anon? Some mercenary might be broken as fuck for all we know.

Also they are a distraction you need to get that. Subaru can use the opportunity to save the people and then get away.

The witches aura grows stronger with every death.
He should just embrace despair and become the dark lord already.
Then he can forge an alliance with felt and live happily ever after in a new glorious empire.

>>144322073
A broken as fuck mercenary would be super expensive. They wouldn't be able to pay him.

>>144322073
Im pretty sure some fuckboi mercenary would not have any superpowers or anything.
Also even if they acted as a distraction, betelgeuse and his crew could still chase after them.

I thought he'd be less cringe worthy this ep but holy shit he's still the same annoying cunt

Why is seeing Subaru backed in to a corner so satisfying?

>>144318823
he already ruined his reputation with the whole Julius thing
he has nothing worth anything

>>144322173
>yeah you see this phone i have shit belongs to a royal family that gave me it and has so many useful features , wanna buy it for x amount?

There he's loaded.

>>144322214
Look I'm just saying if he plans it right and set up everything on time he could get away in time. This is way better than asking dumb bitches who beat him up for asking help.

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>>144322275
What the fuck did he do that made him an annoying cunt this episode?
I seriously dont get you people who shit on Subaru, what is he doing wrong?

I feel Subaru's pain

>Play Tobjorn, Reinhardt, Mercy, Lucio
>Carry game
>Never get likes
>Genji or Reaper press POTG button and get 10 likes

>>144322421
Because they forgot what happened in episode 14-15

>>144322539
Fuck off /v/

>>144322421
>>144322556

You act like even if everyone knew about what he's done it would salvage his reputation. Every candidate other than Felt has told him he's a piece of shit, and they're right, he just spergs out every time. Every villain thinks they're a hero.

>>144322409
He's chasing down the few contacts he has. He has no experience negotiating for anything, much less haggling with level 20 murderhobos that stopped at an inn.

>>144322704
>he just spergs out every time
What the fuck does this even mean? Could you at least elaborate?

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>give hand to Subaru
>kill all Witch Cultists and Sloth
>save Emilia
>declare publicly about it
>say you will protect everyone in Kingdom of Lugnica
>noble people, peasant people, villages
>say you will remove Witch Cult from our lands
>even if Emilia is your rival, you will not abandon her in trouble
>Ruler is above grudges
>good people should help other people in trouble
GODDAMMIT
USELESS SLUTS
That's why Lugnica is doomed. Because of Dragon and his stupid royal candidates
>jew Hitler
>stupid bitch
>witch looking half elf
At least Crusch has some good ideas of killing Dragon

>>144317095
> Normal humans caring about a witch/demon hunting cult
That's like asking Trump for his help against the KKK. No one cares.

Half of those royals are probably giving the cult secret kickbacks, if they're not turning a complete blind eye to it.

>>144321977
except this last episode he literally does

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>>144322704

>>144322709
He's obviously a NEET who knows about fantasy shit.


Paying fags at a guild is easy shit than trying to get candidates who have STATED beforehand they are enemies of emilia and then asking them to do it for free, laughable.
He has the shop keeper fag who can tell him about the area for guilds and shit.

>>144322704
He is acting like a guy what has seem some shit should. Of course he's going to flip shit, especially this episode with him begging for help. Almost as if he saw people murdered and tortured before his eyes.

>>144322421
because we've learned that no matter how much you care SCREAMING at people about how you want to murder people (even bad ones) doesn't get you places

Yes, i get it. I gave him a ton of slack last episode- who wouldn't be broken after dying X amount of times- but he really needs to get with the fucking program if he's going to do it right

>>144322809
She doesn't want to kill off the dragon, she wants to not renew the blessing with him and leave him alone so they can prosper with their own strength.

>>144321926
mercs couldn't kill an archbishop

BUT WHAT ABOUT BANDANA MAN

>>144322940
He failed every time he tried to capitalize on a fantasy trope.

>>144322995
Who?

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>>144322954
I can justify him

>>144322954
>but he really needs to get with the fucking program if he's going to do it right

That's easier said than done though, especially for a guy that has seen the people he cares about massacred and tortured.

>>144317095
>Subaru a retarded shit
What else is new?

>>144322945
>He is acting like a guy what has seem some shit should.
That doesn't make him any more likeable.
Besides, it's a culmination of everything he's done so far that makes him annoying, not just last episode. His actions have put off both a lot of viewers as well as people in universe.
And I realize that's intentional to a degree, but again, it doesn't make him any more likeable.

Why didn't he ask Felt? Everyone else were bitches and Reinhard was away.

>>144322945

But he's not doing it for the noble motives he's claiming. Crusche and Priscilla could see he was acting out of guilt and pride, not love.

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>>144322954
Don't expect him to just immediately jump out of the shitter. He needs time to actually learn and get past his incoherent rage.

>>144318557
>(saving ram)
It was saving Rem

>>144322998
Those tropes were retarded shit though.

>>144323052
When he stops thinking is always when shit goes down hill.

Like I get it, I really do, he's desperate. But like... he's died enough times to know losing your shit doesn't get you anything. Not to mention fucking up your newest checkpoint

>>144323139
who?

>>144322421

>what is he doing wrong

If you can't figure out what he's doing wrong this episode you are actually and unironically a retard

If the downward spiral he's on now continues, I really can see him being a dark lord. Conquering the word with his dark power, while he keeps EMT locked up to keep her safe, whether she likes it or not, all the while completely convinced he's doing the right thing to "save" her.

>>144322854
You know the cult is a doomsday organization? Last time people left them to their own devices the world almost ended.

>>144323245
Nice argument buddy.
You dont have to be so mad about your self-insert turning out to actually be a flawed character.

>>144323259
This is honestly the only thing I want to happen.

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>>144317095
>>144317095

>>144323277

?
I'm specifically shitting on Subaru, are you dumb?

I expected some big CGI bullshit for the white whale i was pleased that they arent showing it from the get go now that we know that he is fucked, how many episodes till ultimate despair?

>>144323134
I guess I'm just getting a little tired of going "ok well maybe he wont fuck it up so bad on next reset"

If anything, his previous character development is fading away. We had a huge mental breakdown last episode, but he's got to know that throwing tantrums hasn't gotten him anything so far

>>144323277

If you're trying to troll, you're really bad at it.
Your reply doesn't even make any sense with
the post you quoted, like you clicked on the
wrong one or something.

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What does it taste like?

>>144317095
He's used to Emilia who helps random strangers for free.

>>144323277
Why are you mad at someone who is saying the same thing as you?

Subaru should just go full nuclear and capitalize on Satellas unstoppable killing power. He should go to every candidates mansion shout something about his power and watch the spectacle of death. Even Reinhard wouldn't be able escape getting killed in stopped time.

I was starting to dislike Subaru, but after this episode if the witch cult decided to lop off the heads of the other candidates I won't exactly be shedding tears

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>>144321926
The only right answer in the thread.

He can pay them the other half when they're done their job aka killed and used as a quick distraction while he saves his slut and tells puck he better defend emilia if he don't wanna see her die.

This episode really showed that 99% of /a/ would get fucking crushed if they ever had to indulge in any form of political or business intrigue

So what happens with the whale here?

He get killed and revive to fix all of his negotiation mistakes?

Or something else?

>>144323192
Problem is, people don't automatically go full 180. You don't automatically become a bad-ass after going through horrifying events. If anything you become downright insane and not able to think clearly. Why the fuck do you think some traumatized war vets can't function in normal life?

>>144323392
Sloth can kill all of them alone

>>144323350
Like a bitch.

>>144323350
lowest-tier waifu foot

>>144323350
Gold and blood.

So i assume he got fucked over by whale and meet bettlejuice next in this timeline?

>>144323392
You underestimate the one-man genocide machine.

Also:
>Using Rem's money

>>144323405
No, it shows that Subaru is a fucking idiot. Just do as the fantasy jew tells him.
>Try to negotiate
>fucking fail
>die
>try again, until you have the upper hand in knowledge

He has literal unilimited time to learn everything about all those cunts

>>144323392
> Conscript troops
> Literally no way to transport them

Subaru is autistic. And anyone who defends him is too.

>>144323313
I asked what Subaru was doing wrong and the reply said I was a retard for not seeing what he was doing wrong without actually answering the question.

>>144322421
literally everything.

>not finding out exactly what the candidates want and then how to get it or lie to them that he has it
>not exploiting the fact Satella will snap the neck of anyone he tries to tell about his powers 3 times.
>could spend several thousand or million loops if he wanted to become a competent warrior. Doesn't because it's too hard.
And yet no reason is given for his behavior. This is honestly one of the shittiest time loop stories in a while. Seriously, the character arcs are all just wildly inconsistent, which is honestly half the point of having plots that take place in a one location with the same characters multiple times.

>>144323405
im not sure where in this thread we said "oh that was really smart of Subaru!" or anything that would give you that impression we thought it was handled well. What kind of comment are you even trying to make

>>144323392
Sloth is a lot stronger thank you think if you think some mercs for hire can kill him

>>144323514

I was talking about all the anons who are idiots that cannot comprehend the actions of the candidates and just assume they're all evil bitches

>>144323514
>He has literal unilimited time
>witch smell
Jesus Christ. This thread

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>>144323514
>die
>try again

Yeah, let's go through that experience again. Because dying is fun.

>>144323542

>3 different characters all explain in the episode what hes doing wrong
>thats not enough for you

You can't be helped

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>>144323440
>>144323491
>underestimating mercenaries you don't know

What if he finds the Guts of the verse?

>>144323563
>assume

>>144323514
I dunno if you have been watching the show or not but the dying part is killing him mentally, he isnt a calm guy anymore he is more like a child or a wild beast as anyone who isnt helping him is a bastard

Why is /a/ all over this edgy trash?

>>144323520
>that big ass carriage he had in the first loop
>not fitting a good 15 people in there

>>144323584
>witch smell
>does nothing until so far except characters noticing it a bit when he dies and then they completely forget to mention ever again
Maybe once it has some consequences, you would be right.

>>144323605
Great argument, you sure showed him.

>>144323607
Anon, you underestimate how strong the bishops are. In arc 5 Greed could 1v1 Reinhardt into a stalemate.

If there is a merc stronger than Reinhardt, by all means.

>>144323598
and yet he continues to try and go back despite the fact he could literally fuck off and do whatever he wants. So no. Bother to have a character beat or plot point establishing why there is a difference between dying in basically the exact same ways and I'll give you that one.

>>144323659
>edgy

Go back to your moetrash, child.

>>144323659
It's an isekai where everyone thinks they can be better than Subaru. Literally the prime rib of self insert fantasy.

>>144323665
> Quadrupling your carriage's weight
> Making fast

>>144323683

Please tell me how 3 different characters explaining Subaru's faults is not enough to know what he did wrong in todays episode

>>144323552
>not exploiting the fact Satella will snap the neck of anyone he tries to tell about his powers 3 times
?

>>144323605
I was asking what he was doing wrong that makes people shit on his character, I guess my original post wasnt clear.
I know Subaru messes up and has faults, but I dont see why that is reason enough to hate his character so much like many people in these threads do.

>>144323739
it's only going to get worse anime only-kun.

>>144323659
reddit is.

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>>144323716
>the fact he could literally fuck off and do whatever he wants

Yes, lets abandon everyone and be a shittier person than Subaru.

>>144323741

People hate him because he takes so long to learn from his mistakes, and is still stuck in a childish RPG like mindset after all the shit hes gone through

>>144323715
I'm just saying.

They don't have to beat him, just used as an distraction. You saw how long he messed around with subaru. That guy would literally play around with them for fun.

>>144323514
He still doesn't know for a fact if he has unlimited death or if there's a limit to how many times he can reset, so he always has that doubt every time he dies. He's still fucked up from the last episode too as he clearly showed, so I don't understand why you think he can be rational about any of this.

>>144319414
The author is just retarded, he keeps stitching up the plot holes in a stupid way instead of removing the stuff that causes them.

>>144323741
It's not. People hate his character because he has an insufferable personality and people praise him as if he deserves to sit among the greatest MCs when he's just an annoying shitter.

>>144319414
bruh did you watch the episode?

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Lets post characters more competent than Subaru

I'll start

>>144323790
NOT HIS PROBLEM ANYMORE

>>144323840
Because he would sooner or later notice that yelling like a retard wouldn't help his situation

>>144323722
>leaving 2 days early this time instead of fucking around
>still get there in time

Who's to say these mercs don't even have their own form of transportation too?

>>144323871
But it is. Because HE CARES ABOUT THEM.

>>144322421

He is letting his pride and selfish desires get in the way of what is important. He is driven by emotional attachments that reduce people to tools and objects for his personal gain.

He is not a man who desires to accompany his true love and protect her from harm. His love for Emilia is one of a hero protagonist that fights to win her. He fights to gain victory and the prize he thinks he deserves.

>>144323896

Whos to say they do?

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>>144323867

Why are Al & Priscilla so best? What's their secret?

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>>144323681
>does nothing until

Okay. Just think
>the guy transported to another world
>he has ressurection/worldline warp abilities
>Witch Cultists bowing to him
>dark hand kill anyone when he trying to talk about his abilities
>when he die witch's smell becomes stronger
>he was transported here for unknown purpose by some high existance
Dying is last thing you should do in this situation

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>You're in the caravan when this muthafucka comes up and slaps your waifu's ass

What do?

>>144323871
Have you forgotten arc 2?
Its definitely his problem. He loves the villagers and the villagers love him back, what kinda cold-hearted bastard are you?

>>144323840
Dying for good would be an ok outcome at this point, he's just afraid of diying because he's not sure if he'll be able to success next time, or will just starting the cycle.

>>144317095
>you have to help me otherwise they'll kill your rival

BEST ARGUMENT EVER

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>>144323923

>>144323831
So you're saying sacrifice people to torture by Betelgesuse so you can lure him away from the mansion and village? You do know what he does to people when he catches them right?

>>144323947
I whip out my ocarina and miniature band and start jamming.

>Says he agrees to Crusch's deal because Being dead won't help Emilia win
>Hurr you didn't say you wanted to save Emilia

Does she have autism?

>>144323913
I'm just saying don't know and even then he can still leave early this time since he would actually have a plan and not go beg around.

>>144321546
Like bending over and begging someone for help? Or like the time he was prepared to literally lick someones foot?

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>>144323867
>>144323923
>>144323984
Literally gary stus who got no character development

>>144323987
This is subaru at the current moment we are talking about.

At this point if it guaranteed emilia's saftey he'd go through with it and even then since he's delusional as fuck he'll probably think they'd be able take him out anyways.

>>144323923
Yeah, that's why he can't even shoot Alpha without sacrificing yourself. He doesn't really become "machine" even in book.

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>>144321926
There's been no mention of mercenaries or guilds though, especially ones that have people of significant strength.

I wouldn't be surprised if most of the actually strong people get scooped up by the various groups that are about, like the knights.

They also likely don't have enough to hire a huge force for a job this dangerous, and the KKK members are no pushovers. You'd be lucky to hire nameless mercenaries who can match them one for one before dying, as the KKK is probably stronger than the average sellsword considering that they've shown to be proficient at both physical and magical attacks, have wiped out shit like a village of oni, and have the power to kill strong characters like Rem. Not to mention Beetlejuice over there has the power to wreck pretty much anyone.

Even if he found one really awesome main cast worthy mercenary or even two, they're going to need numbers as well to actually exterminate the Cult.

>it never happened
Next episode for sure, right?

>>144324002
She's fucking with him because she has actual conversation skills to bleed information from a rival. No one actually cares if the half elf dies.

>>144324086
>he can't kill something that has the same power as his without a great sacrifice
Of course.

>>144324070

>Cruise in Edge of Tomorrow
>Gary stu
>Bill Murrays character
>Gary stu

I dont think you know what that term means

>>144324070
How the fuck is Cruise a gary stu? Did you even watch it you retard?

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>>144324139
>

>>144324070
Here is a (You) for (You)

>>144324084
Look, even Subaru has his morals. Its the same reason why he doesn't want to use Rem's money to his advantage. Even IF he was a babbling mad-man.

>A while later, Subaru returned to his room to find Ferris lounging around inside. After some failed attempts by Ferris to tease him with cutesy gestures, the two began the treatment process, however Rem noticed that Ferris was acting suspiciously, causing her to join the process, eventually making him stop for the day. However, before he left, Ferris told Rem that it wasn't entirely a lie that he did what he did out of consideration for Subaru. Not understanding what the problem was, Subaru asked her what happened, which she answered by telling him that since the mana across his body had been receiving interference from Ferris, it made him prone to accepting whatever he said.

W-what?

Can someone spoil me? How exactly does he manage to get help after this loop since it's obvious his ass is gonna die with that thing there

>>144323948
The kind of cold-hearted bastard who wants to live happily ever after with Rem, the real best girl.

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>"stupid subaru nobody helps strangers for free"
B-but mah emilia-tan

I can't wait for the weeklong of shitposting about this episode because people can't handle writing that doesn't pander to the MC

>>144324169
Will Subaru meet Beetlejuice again in this loop?

>>144324169
W-what's he going to do with that spoon?

>>144324172
CAT

COCK

>>144324157
Cruise's entire life is a living IRL Gary Stu.

The character in the film on the other hand was basically a coming of age story.

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>>144324070

>>144323563
Well maybe not evil, but the way they seemed to think that they had the moral high ground got on my nerves. They all have their own selfish motives for being candidates I'm sure.

>>144317095
Why doesn't he just call Reinhardt? Reinhardt did say he'll come if Subaru seeks him out, didn't he? Subaru is seriously dumb.

>>144324195
>racist against her despite her being nice
How will Subaru pull a MLK?

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What is this male cat?

>Throwing her arms out She wrapped around Subaru’s neck and snuggled up next to him.

>“Uh, eh, eeeh!?”

>“Don’t move. I’m checking something out right now.”

>Since they were about the same height, her face was now right next to Subaru’s. Her voice whispering directly into Subaru’s ear, his whole body felt like it was being tickled. His face turned red from the sensation. He looked to his surroundings for help, finding Rem loitering near the mansion’s entrance he instantly turned pale.

>She had on a blank face, one could see from afar she was unconcerned with what was happening. Towards the now gasping Subaru, Rem gestured her hands in a small mincing motion. It wasn’t like this gesture had any meaning in particular, but the intent was clearly conveyed to Subaru.

>>144324199
Is there ever not week long shitposting about this show?

>>144324195
She is different, she is not from this accursed world. She is an angel.

>>144324195
This is why Emilia is perfect and best girl.

>>144324172
Did you know that cats have spikes on their dicks?

Has there ever been a more autistic MC than Subaru?

>>144324179
>Can someone spoil me?
Just why? Okay.
18 episode will be like 15
Little spoiler
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Homukj0sBYU

>>144324182
Rem wouldn't allow you to do that. Just like how she refuses Subaru to run away and pushed him to press on.

She is too much of a best girl.

>>144324239
>call
The only way of messaging in fantasy land is by paper, anon.

>>144324148
I know that i overused the term but the main point stands they got no character development and neither of them got to experience the horrors of subaru (although EoT a little and the pain is caused by subarus faults mostly)

For real, could anyone of you guys think of a single strong bargaining chip he could have used in this situation?

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>>144324171
Subaru is friking losing his morals every damn loop and getting more insane and desperate.

Like fuck the guy actually wants people dead now. And he literally used rem's money today anyways.

I'm tired of the shitty criticisms of Subaru. Subaru is a forced time-traveler character who can't tell or prove to others he is one, so he looks like a mad doomsayer. He's not in the position by choice, had to learn the rules from ground up, and is traumatized as fuck, all within the span of a few weeks.

>>144323908
Were you expecting a white knight? At this point, he just wants people around him to stop dying. Morality is inconsequential right now.

>>144324246
Go get some sleep. And forget about this shitty thing calked Re:zero. Put all your energy into studies.

>>144324291
No shit. I mean why didn't he try to contact or seek him out.

>>144324301
The D. Bitches are powerless against it.

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>>144324182
You'd think she would let you? Being best girl of her magnitude has its downsides.

>>144324179
julius challenges subway again,admires his new strength, and sends himself and knightbros to help

>>144324301
His dick.

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>>144317698
Any chance we're getting Re:Zero bait images?

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>>144324319

That's not what I asked.

>>144324329
Because paper is slow as fuck, anon. No shit, my ass. He has only three days to get to the mansion.

>>144324294

Except both characters literally experience character development, and Cruise's character went through even more deaths which were much more brutal. At least Subaru saw progress with his time leaps, Cruise's character had to watch all his efforts mean nothing over and over and watch the people he learned to care about die over and over

Its just in a movies time frame, so obviously nowhere near as much stuff as Re:Zero has had because less time for content, but its really dumb to say what you did

Would Reinhardt have any chance against the witch cult? I know he's supposed to be broken but they seem pretty serious too.

>>144317698
Apparently if you don't care about the people you are going to rule then you are fit to be a King, that or that village is not part of the Kingdom, even if it's Roswal's domains the should at least give a shit.

>>144323350
I swear to god if we dont get foot doujins of her Im going to be very very cranky.

>>144322421
Because neo-/a/ is filled with cancerous fucking normalfags that feel the need to spew their moral bullshit.

Fuck every last one of you i want to murder you and your stupid fuckign families more than Subaru wanted to murder the witch cult.

>>144324301
He should have used Rem to kill Wil and Fellis. That would get her helping.

>>144324301
After this loop, info about the location of the white whale

>>144324302
>he literally used rem's money today anyways.

He didn't. He actually was very reluctant and disapproved Rem using her money. Subaru cannot stop Rem from spending her money how she wants. But he'd think of himself as an absolute dickwad if he asked Rem for money.

The reason being he doesn't like asking things from Rem. As he feels he has taken too much from her already.

You don't understand how much he thinks of himself as a burden to Rem. Literally calling himself a "curse" that he has brought upon to the blue-haired girl.

>>144324395
Reinhardt would effortlessly slaughter the Peons but Betelgeuse has a decent chance of standing his own.

>>144324395

Yes
He would win

The only entities that Reinhard can't win against are witches

>>144324395
He could solo them all. Author stated Reinhardt is the strongest character (not including Satella).

https://a.pomf.cat/sudrtv.mp4
are the days of nuclear subaru finally over

Why are all these cultist guys such terrible people?

>>144324395
He could take them out with his eyes closed while cooking some delicious food.

>>144324395
He'd wipe the floor with them
>>144324402

>WAAAAAH, MEDIEVAL KINGS DONT CRY AND PROSTRATE THEMSELVES OVER THE DEATHS OF EVERY PEASANT, ESPECIALLY ONES WITH NO TIES TO THEM WAAAAH, EVERY KING MUST BE A PERFECT GARY STU WHO IS COMPLETELY BENEVOLENT AND MAKES SURE EVERYONE HAS FREE HEALTHCARE AND COLLEGE, WAAAAAAH

literally you

>>144324354
There's one with the white whale already

>>144324301
I guess he could wait for everyone to die and news to travel about a dead village

Then spread rumors the candidates knew it was going to happen, but that sort of too late

>>144324452
It's not the cultists are terrible people. It's terrible people are cultists.

>>144324451

There will be more

>>144324375
You better start thinking about yourself . Go find a good boy/girl.

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But he has the element of surprise against Beetlejuice.

>>144324302
>Subaru is friking losing his morals every damn loop and getting more insane and desperate.

Of course, but his core values will not change unless something beyond catastrophic happens.

>>144324452
They kill witches and half elves and other inhumans. They sound pretty cool to me.

>>144324301
If you don't save Emilia, Puck is going to fuck up everything

>>144324348

That simple huh. Figured he would have tried another angle with Crusch since the other 2 pretty much just fucked with him.

>Roswall have literally 0 guards in his entire domain

I know that guards in anime are nothing but fodder, but still, come on, are you telling me this guy owns lands but don't have even a single man under his command?

>>144324395
Reinhardt is Kirito on steroids

>Excuse me, King, it seems a small village was destroyed
>Oh damn, guess I need to abdicate the throne now, because thats how that works!

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>>144324456
Guess Felt really got the better end of it then.

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>>144324473
>Then spread rumors the candidates knew it was going to happen, but that sort of too late
"But they don't give a fuck" is better.

>>144324395
He'd probably end up dying just so Subaru could suffer more

>>144324511
Rosewaal has the strength of a one man army anon. He doesn't need protection. People need protection from him.

>>144324451
I love how he spends a minute blind to everything before it finally sinks in. It really made the scene stronger.

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>>144324535
ALL HAIL FELT-SAMA!

>>144324511
>expecting a clown not to clown around

>>144324456
>tfw Reinhard could just cut someone into mush and it would taste good

>The """""minor""""" plot point that Al also comes from another world and have the revival thing is still missing

What the fuck

>>144324348
Why not just tell jew loli about the white whale since it blocks merchant roads?

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>>144324484

Why

I hate how everyone always has to take a side with these things. It's either the candidates are insufferable cunts or Subaru is an autistic retard. The candidates were cruel sure, but they had no reason to go out of their way to help him, like they explained themselves. And Subaru is going nuclear, but at this point the way he is behaving should be expected with what he knows that will happen and how little time he thinks he has to prevent it. He's desperate and it's showing.
Its nice that he's already learning from his mistakes with the candidates though, considering he was able to negotiate with the carriage drivers.

>>144317095
Subaru doesn't exist he's a fictional character. See, problem solved. Now it's time to sleep anons.
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>>144324475
>the witch's cult is a religion of peace, guys
>#NotAllCultists

>>144324569
>strength of a one man army
>gets rekted by Beako

>>144324569

And that is why his lands keep constantly getting buttfucked whenever he is away?

If I was one of his peasants I would make bunkers just for the occasions in which roswall do one of his business trips

On blood crop soowhoop cuz, Subaru a lil bitch boy.

>>144324535
Felt is pretty cute. She deserves a good knight. What's his real goal anyways, getting a taste of that delicious Felt?

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>>144317095
I know this is the most newfag question you could ask in a thread but
Should i watch this?
I usually download the first 3 ep so see if i like it but this show seems like the hottest new meme anime this season with threads that are nothing but shitposting and /v/fags

>>144324431
He asked her to do something even harder for him earlier.

And anyways he has shit to sell too you don't get how much options he has.

>>144324540
Canonically not even the witch can kill reinhardt

>>144324431
I'm guessing this was all in the LN? They really should include things like that in the anime.

>>144324569
If only he wasn't away every single time

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>>144324451
Over? This is just the beginning.

>All of these white knights defending Subaru
More entertaining than the show itself.

>>144317095
WHY DIDN'T HE ASK FELT

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>>144324614
DELETE THIS

>>144324579
And? You can add this shit in last episode. Or wait, you wanna bitch about pacing right?
>"""""

>>144324503
Great, give them a reason to unite against her.

>>144324629
Beako is a child of a witch so it's assumed she's high in the power levels.

Man this episode was more cringe than the ceremony one.

>>144324614
problem is the story is badly written. They're angry about the bad fiction, not the fictional human being.

>>144324179
Captain Wilhelm wants to slay that mobydick to get revenge for his wife so he goes with Toyota after hearing about it. Subaru gives merchant loli the information on the whale's location as well and she sends her beastman mercenary squad with him.

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>>144324486
>using money he can pay back to save LIVES is such bad morals

When he sees Rem die again I'm gonna laugh at this fucker for being so uptight over something retarded.

>>144324629
Beako is pretty damn strong anon, she is a daughter of a witch.

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>>144324644
You better not. Go watch JoJo instead.

>>144324680
>I need to shitpost
>I don't have arguments

>>144324614

SHUT

>>144324686
The fuck is she gonna do? She's useless without Reinhard.

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>>144324644
Do you enjoy death and suffering?

The fact that rem likes this shitbag manchild makes this shit unrealistic.

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>>144324451
Its only starting anon. True nuclear happens in episodes 18-25.

>>144324101
The iron fang mercanary group got mentioned this ep, but you're right. They're under the employ of Anastasia.

>>144324686

Because Felt's only power is Reinhard is who already established as being busy?

>>144324680
I agree >>144324731

Case in point^

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>>144324740
>his killer can't even fight cultists
Pathetic

>>144324391
Yes he became interested in the people around him and into Emily Blunt which ass he got to tap many times (i hope) but the point is that he was cunning and smart before the loops, he had no physical training but he got to be trained by the best.
Subaru is neither he is a NEET and besides that he has no experience whatsoever in life i mean 16 isnt living for that much
Besides cruise got many help from rita who understood his situation subaru has no one he all on his own and althought rem now serves as his standing crutch you understand when they take it from him why he goes mad

>>144324465
>literally you
But a competent king that cares about his people is better than a competent king that gives a shit about them not the same guy btw

>>144324737
at least the attempt would have been made considering the other candidates are trash

>>144324641
English you fucking mongoloid.

>>144324636
He's the one responsible for the buttfucking

>>144324761
How scared is Wilheim of Subaru's eyes? The motherfucker just died and came back to the mansion with a completely different face.

>>144324833

Even more reason to make bunkers

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>>144324796

>But a competent king that cares about his people is better than a competent king that gives a shit about them

>>144318557
Reminder that Subaru is dealing with people that can smell a lie from a mile away. No one would buy the fortuneteller story

>>144324833
So, why does he wear the paint?

>>144324465
Why would someone who wants to become a king let a whole village be destroyed? Stop writing trash stupid faggot.

>>144324714

Straight up senpai!

>tfw Subaru is a walking atom bomb but dosen't yet realize the potential of Satellas obsession over him and how to use it for his gain.

>>144324836
Not phased. But worried, because Subaru was heading to a really dark place.

>>144324836
Wilhelm likes those eyes.

>>144324888
>destroed be fuckin doomsday cult
It's okay.

Would this be SAO if Reinhardt was MC?

>>144324781
Emilia was second retard.

>>144324888

OH GOD A WHOLE VILLAGE, WHAT EVER WILL WE DO

That village had maybe what? couple dozens of people in it?

Meanwhile Lugnicas 6 major cities each house 200000+ people, thats a drop in the lake anon

What is this about Satella snapping people's necks when Honda tries to tell people about his bullshit? I only ever see her grab his heart?

>>144324939

The series would already be over if he was the MC

>>144324947
It's not about the numbers. Everyone individual is special and deserves to live.

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guys

what the fuck happened to those cup noodles he bought at episode 1?

dose he never eat them?

>>144324964
Time to sleep James.

>>144324964
next episode

>>144324941
???
>>144324947
Read >>144323264

>>144324987

I'm hoping you're on a plane to africa right now then to go help feed those poor starving children, and also donating all your personal belongings to charity, so you better enjoy your last moments with your computer

>>144319414
They literally fucking left the scene.

>>144324910
> Why doesn't Subaru just stick his dick into Mordorsatella?

>>144324888
They don't care because it will make Emilia look bad (if she survived) and increases their chance of winning.

>>144324996

He just dropped them somewhere.

Why would he carry them around? Its not important and its not worth much

>>144324964
>tfw Subaru can tell others about the witch cult he saw in a different time line but if he tells them about his powers, he gets killed
???

>>144324939
It would be the most boring show ever considering the fact Reinhardt can't fail if he dosen't want to.

>>144324652
>He asked her to do something even harder for him earlier.

Asking her to tell go to the Knights station to give intel about the Witch cult isn't something hard anon.

>And anyways he has shit to sell too you don't get how much options he has.

Well considering that his only vendor, Rom. Is elsewhere he doesn't have many options running.

>>144324964
Spoilers anon.
Subaru gets back to the bitch candidates by having them all strangled.

>>144323552
>not exploiting the fact Satella will snap the neck of anyone he tries to tell about his powers 3 times.
Wouldn't doing that only result in Subaru's existence and his time loop ability wiped completely?

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>>144324996
he didn't have a microwave

>>144324987
Not the one you replied to but you completely neglect the fact that this is about politics and not morals. It doesn't help them win anything, it just wastes their time and puts them at risk if they decide to trust&help subaru

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>>144325039

I dunno. They could be valuable.

but then again

>they were literally eating american burgers this episode

>>144324713

So the whale changes everything. Beastmen mercs, Wilhelm, Julius and his knights vs a whale. Then whoever survives vs the bishop and friends? Since rem took nearly most of them on her own, it's pretty much everyone vs sloth.

This is a tall order though subaru needs to get stronger to expand his options and stop relying on begging others for help.

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>Everyone's getting friendly, we're all having fun, chatting away. And then recording starts and Subaru shows up and ruins it all. At the end of the day, there's just awkward silence (laughs). For one episode in the second arc, after we finished recording the first part, not a single person in the room wanted to talk to me—except for Puck's actress, Uchiyama Yumi, who came up and offered me some hard candy, trying to lighten the mood (laughs)

Why is Subaru such a shit? He's giving trouble to his VA too

>>144325028
Because she's trapped, but don't worry he's working hard to bring the apocalypse on the world by freeing her.

>>144324825

Ah, my dear boy I must say, your abusive language is far too barbaric. Please try to restrain yourself.

>>144325052
>we'll get to see feetbitch get strangled to death
>we'll get to see jewbitch get strangled to death
>we'll get to see benefitsbitch get strangled to death
I'm ready for this.

>>144325033
They said themselves that emilia would end up dropping by herself, if she survived it wouldn't affect them at all.

Compare that to playing the hero and you will see which action would make you have better chances of winning,

>>144325026
Because he has a different opinion. Bravo.

>>144325064

This is amazing

>>144325042
>Reinhardt can't fail if he dosen't want to.
That sounds stupid, how the fuck does the author explain that?

>>144324996
What an existential question. You need some sleep too.

>>144324614
>>>/b/

>>144325063
Satella would never kill him for real.

>>144325096
>in character so well everyone doesn't know how to react to such righteousness from Subaru
Everyone probably feels wrong for saying such shit and treating him bad
At the end of the day, they still had to say actual words with intent of harm.

>>144325132
Reinhardt gets a new blessing whenever he asks for one

Cuz gon get mollywopped. On the set, ima peel Subaru bitch ass wig back, on Piru!

>>144325132
Have you not seen all the fucking blessing Reinhardt has?

I'm fucking done.
You do realise that if either one of the candidates manage to slay the witchcult and one of their seven leaders at it; it would bring massive amounts of support and eliminate a potential threat in the competition. Subaru was right about Crushe, she's just a dictator who pushes the weak aside. I wouldn't want a person who preaches strength to rule me if she was reluctant to share that strength with someone who is weak and in potential danger. Priscilla's philosophy is bullshit, I don't see why anyone would vote for her except for horny males. She's the last person I want ruling over me; a person who relies on good fortune and only good fortune. Anastasia...can't argue, she's an underhanded girl who is all on money, merchants are cruel people.
The fact that Priscilla is the only one of the candidates who does not provide any support for Subaru (you know after he starts convincing and actually getting people to join him) and is one of the few candidates not punished (Crushe memory gone, Anastasia possessed and her knight comatose and forgotten) is fucking bullshit.

>>144325174
Why though? Is he special just because?

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Why doesn't Reinhard just kill all the bad people?

>>144325174
>doesn't ask for instant teleportation
What a fucking scrub
If you had the power to save people, why don't you use it you fucking faggot Reinhardt, Subaru deserves to lecture you too

>>144323552
>>not finding out exactly what the candidates want
How? Don't say savescumming

>>not exploiting the fact Satella will snap the neck of anyone he tries to tell about his powers
He can't tell them in the first place or he wouldn't be in this mess

>>could spend several thousand or million loops if he wanted to become a competent warrior. Doesn't because it's too hard.
Oh nice, a savescummer. Assuming he understands the scope of return by death, which he doesn't, the kind of determination this would require is not something a person who has free time to shitpost on the internet should expect someone else to have

>>144325132
You don't know? Reinhardt has powers for everything even a power that gives him powers that will save him from every predicament. He's THE Mary Sue of the setting

>>144325039
anon it's a joke
>>144325041
As long as he doesn't directly hint that he has some form of revive future traveling curse, it's fine. Why do so many not understand this logic? Yes by telling them about the witch cult he is raising questions but none of them would think of that. except clown

>>144325208
Yes. He is the real MC.

>>144325199
>implying there'll be a kingdom left after what happens in the later arcs anyways

>>144325089
>Subaru needs to get stronger
And thats how you get Sauron, the only reason Subaru didn't fuck everyone up and became the villain is because he's weak.

>>144325209
Probably because he just doesn't give enough shits about anything in his life.

>>144325199
Yeah, they all are awful rulers.

>>144325209
Too busy having a beach episode with Felt

>>144324864
Except he wouldn't be lying since he does actually know the future.

>>144325271
>how you get Sauron
Explain

>>144324713
but isn't Crusch shown in the opening fighting the whale, why did that bitch change her mind?

>>144325065
>implying you need a fucking microwave to make cup noodles

boiling water nigga

>>144324888
>Why would someone who wants to become a king let a whole village be destroyed? Stop writing trash stupid faggot.
>>144324797
>But a competent king that cares about his people is better than a competent king that gives a shit about them

READ HUMAN HISTORY YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Kings and nobles jockey for power and the peasantry are merely pawns for games. Whenever they fight battles, their armies become exhausted, they spend money, and become susceptible to being fucked by their rivals in the ass if they are not careful.

Moving an army to fight based on the madness of one vengeful person is the epitome of idiocy and no one in their right minds will just do something because someone said so.

The loyalty of Emilia's fief is to Emilia. If the fief is wiped out, then the nobles can end up taking over it.

Competence and being caring for people are not the same thing. You can be competent and be a fucking tyrant. Kings control more than one village.

>>144324652
Taking from Rem and asking her to go to the Knights Station to give intel are two completely different things.

>>144325299
So this is the power of a main character

He probably constantly walks in on her while she's changing too

>>144325300
No he doesn't. He knows a past that he personally experienced which has potential to be the current future.

>>144325318
Considering who Wilheim kills in this arc, he can't also kill the whale, that's just an unfair amount of attention

>>144325199
Priscilla = best girl

>>144325126
Practice what you preach anon

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>>144324724

Ok so all the candidates rejected him. How the fuck does he get their help afterwards?

>>144325209
He's only a hero part-time and for fun.

>>144325271
Wasn't Sauron just a huge eye in the sky?