Daily Japanese Thread DJT #1509

Fuck Sakura.

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>>140190864
Learn Nippango first then open your mouth.
クソ野郎

If this instance of the thread gets deleted, make a raw manga thread.

Some men just wanna watch the world burn I guess.
仕方がないね

>>140190924
Agreed, I'll do that please send me the templates ワロタ

おれわおなにいをしています

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>>140190893
This art style looks familiar.

>>140190994
俺もおないみwatcherですｌおｌ

>>140191004
i forgot to change filename oh my god hold on please oh my god

>>140191050
???

nice autism anon

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>>140191050
Oh you mean this? I changed it for you.

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おはようおとうとちゃん

もうげんきだねそこ

しょうがないねおとうとちゃんったら

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIUFvDGM10M

>>140191050
You had one chance and you blew it.

>>140191087
im not good w/ this nerd shit ok its easier when all i have to do is post

status update on learning this かわきい language:
ヲッチェッド５いにめ
ペラペラ

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>>140191021

>>140191221
>あーにーめー
ーー＞あーにーめーラーンード

>>140191221
i liked that game cause you got sucked and fucked constantly by onis

>>140191286
会いじぇrked off so had エロおーエロ

>>140191286
oh and your dead girlfriend

My 肛門 is 血ing ハード.

>>140191021
It's one in the same setting as the one with this girl in it that that one guy posts a picture of a lot
https://a.pomf.cat/wekcnd.webm

>>140191613
Yeah I read that one yesterday ケック such a cool thing.

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>>140191613
>that one guy
I-It's not always me, other people have been using this image as well.

>>140191695
i didnt like her ero cause shes a cat

>神出鬼没

あなた達は日本語が下手です

>>140192035
>>140192072
Is that Japanese? Cool that you learned it! エ荷芽 is so かわ以以。

>>140192072
high so desu neigh

>>140192117
はいそうです
そのromanjiは何よりの証拠でごわす

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>been doing kanji reps for past two hrs
>still have 40 cards to go

>>140192175
ふ？I can't understand this language.
>>140192210
けｋいｋｒ? I'm an idiot too!

>久能は腰に当てた手を姉さんにはたかれても、わるびれずニヤついている
久能 slapped with the hand he had on the 姉さん's　腰 and she let a timid ニヤ.
Did I get it right?

>>140192341
Learn some basic grammar dude.

>>140192341
Yeah almost, watch more grammar to learn some new anime.

>>140192341
No, 姉さんにはたかれても is passive (slapped by 姉さん). 姉さん is slapping 久能's hand, which was on her hip.

>>140192544
Did you learn from cartoons too?

>>140192544
If it's passive it means the subject isn't doing it?

Also what about the second part, わるびれずニヤついている, "she let out a non-shy nya".

>>140192635
That's what it means.

>>140192635
>"she let out a non-shy nya".
>nya
>she

>that feel when you accidentally download a hard-subbed anime episode

>outset

why not just say beginning?

Just started my first LN, what's the easiest way of looking up words I don't know? My current method is drawing the kanji out in google translate with my trackpad, copying the kanji it gives me and looking them up on Jisho or something

>>140192945
Scratch out that last part, I just need an easy way of getting the kanji/word from my book to my computer

>>140192945
There's plenty of LNs in text or aozora bunko format. Download those instead.

>>140192635
Yeah, passive means the action is being done to the subject by another actor. に often marks the person doing the action, like 姉さん here.

The second part you got right. The line overall is basically: "Even though she slapped the hand 久能 placed on her hip, she let out a non-shy grin," or similar.

>>140192072
あんたの書き込み・・・いや書きゴミが・・・ゴミという
そうした中で俺のラップが超進化中

とにかく顔がブスぅっ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHVoKEK6Txg

>>140192945
>ln
Don't even bother mate, if you wanna learn natural Japanese that is.

>>140193065
ごめん、日本語が下手過ぎて読むに耐えなかったんです
読んでもらいたいんならもうちっとまたもな日本語にしてくれませんかね

>>140193056
>The second part you got right.
No, see >>140192820

>>140193217
>>140193065
Use 全然本とです日本語, not this animated ブルシット

>>140193256
Oh I see. So it's 久能 grinning?

>>140193306
Wow you are stupid aren't you? He said that it is like 5 times.

>>140193306
Yeah, otherwise there's no action attached to 久能は

>>140193483
>２D糞
Take it away from here please, thanks/ありがとうございます！

>>140193217
すまん、ユー・アー・ゲイ
あんたのクズゴミ絶対読まねえ

へいもてぇｒふｃけｒ
いうぃっｌらぺようｒあっｓぉｌ
ぺにｓわんあすｃｋ？こめへれまん

こにちわ！
あたしわ桜自閉症児です！
笑った

>>140193566
俺が日本

>>140194348
俺もあないまいで御座る

今さっきちょっぴりうんこが出てきましたが俺はまだ動かなかった

>>140194654
以ワンなサックようあペニスプリーズ

Anyone know of any good "cheat sheet" to help me remember the particles or other really basic grammar shit so I don't have to constantly go back to Tae Kim or whatever when I forge early on?

I found https://files.tofugu.com/articles/japanese/2009-03-25-japanese-particles-cheatsheet/japanese-particles-cheatsheet1.pdf but not sure if it's the best one out there.

Is 電子レンジ exclusively used to refer to a microwave, or can it also be like a toaster oven or electric stove or something?

Reading something where a character is talking about making toast in the 電子レンジ and it's confusing me.

>>140197249
You might find this useful if you want "cheat sheets" / quick references
http://www.mediafire.com/download/dckt6ix32l93f35/fora.pdf

But for the most part you solidify stuff through reading. If you mean forgetting stuff while you're still going through Tae Kim for the first time then I guess the Tae Kim sentence deck in the CoR and deleting all of the sentences you feel you don't need (since it honestly has way too many cards) would be fine. You could also try the DoJG deck, but if you're not done with Tae Kim I'd probably wait until you're done with Tae Kim since the example sentences will probably take way too long to read that early on.

>>140197461
>But for the most part you solidify stuff through reading.
Well that's kind of why I wanted a cheat sheet in the first place. So I can just read, and keep glancing at my cheat sheet to help me reinforce what shit actually means, rather than playing the "try to guess what the sentence means by context and vocabulary" game and likely not learn near as much.

>ついていない日曜日だ
Does this mean "it was an unusual Sunday"?

From imabi:
明日に控えた最後の集会
Last assembly postponed to tomorrow

Can 控える mean "to postpone" like that?

>>140197657
Cool animation site bro! Thanks!
俺の勝ちだ
I learned this language... By watching emne a lot

>>140197249
Yeah the cheat sheet is called Japanese Animations

ill still be chillin 安心しろ

>>140197657
Are you questioning Imabi's godlike Japanese ability?

>>140198614
If it keeps up too much longer they might decide to just purge the threads altogether. I mean Japanese learning has never been strictly on-topic here. It was always just kind of tolerated based on the fact that a lot of the population was interested.

If mods start to see the threads devolving into dens of shitposting then I can easily see them saying enough is enough and stop turning a blind eye to them. Easier for them than to sift through and remove the shitposts.

>>140198812
So you're saying I should make that raw manga thread OP for a backup thread?

>>140198617
I think I'm questioning his English ability.

>>140198812
i would think about it like this: why sift through shit to decide which shit is the bad shit when its all shit

>>140198848
I don't think submitting to the shitposter is a good idea and >>140198812 probably is the shitposter trying to get rid of the thread by shitposting.

But I don't actually think a raw manga thread replacing this would be a bad idea, as long as it has a "How do I learn Japanese?" with a link to the guide. Basically just make the thread slightly more on topic in name, and still allow Japanese questions.

i'm going to ___hug___ risa from japanesepod

>>140198812
If you believe this it's no wonder you spend your whole day trying to make the thread shitty. Anyone with a brain can see it's all one guy.

>>140198963
I think he's just a retarded fuck doing whatever, if the mods take these threads down, he'll just take his shits on /a/.

>>140199013
Well, just look at what happened to the Homestuck threads on /co/. They were a lot more on-topic for that board than these threads are for this one.

As a black guy in Japan will I get harassed by the cops?

>>140198963
Everyone is is a bad guy trying to kill this thread. Thanks for the info, 亜荷芽棒や

So from watching about 10 animes I've gathered

>nani = what
>demo = but
>baka = stupid
>bakemono (?) = monster
>hoi = yes
>so da na = ok
>so ka = I see
>arigatou = thanks
>gomen, gomensai = sorry
>aniki = brother
>onni-chan = brother?
>kun = diminutive for male
>san = respectful for female
>senpai = boss?
>damare = shut up
>dare = who?
>ohai = good morning
>moshi moshi = hello (on a telephone)
>shine = death
>kami = god
>kawaii = cute
>moe = cute attractiveness
>korosu = kill
>masaka = expression of disbelief
>ikso = damn
>shikso = shit?
>urusai = shut up
>yoshi = I'm ready
>desu = ending a sentence to mean "that's true"

Is this a decent amount of word knowledge? Which ones am I wrong on?

Feel free to stomp me into the ground with elitism

>>140199408
Yes, I believe サブ人間 are harassed by cops in Nippon.

>>140199465
That's a pretty good result actually, I believe this is about 50% of all Japanese daily life vocabulary, especially shikso, ohai and senpai.

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>>140198984

>>140199465
>senpai = boss
Just what the fuck where you watching.

>>140199465
"ikso" is actually "kuso", which literally means "shit".

>>140199782
ikso is a very slang and male way of saying kuso, but I guess how would you know anything about maleness, right?

>>140199557
Kek

I forgot a few

>ja-nah = see ya
>oi = hey
>hanase, ikase = let's go
>nase = why?
>dakara = because
>ike = go
>ending saying name with "des" = that's me

>>140199670
I don't want to say because I haven't finished watching it. It's from the 90s.

>>140199782
Thanks, good to know

>>140199924
I'll give you a few more common ones, I don't even know how you missed them:
>meido = cute girl
>onna no ko = slang for sister
>daze = male way of saying "that's true"
>yareyare = expression of agreement and disbelief
>neko = cat
>fzakerna = something like "I will korosu you if you come near me" very male and agressive
>hora = female way of saying "that's true"
>aho = stupid animal
>pantsu = panties
>jiksho = you say it when you want to insult your enemy

>>140199465
sugoi onni-chan
demo baka desu
ike shine

>>140200098
Could you explain how jiksho and shikso are different?

>>140200165
shiksho is slang for shit, jiksho is an insult to a person you have a grudge against. They sound pretty similar, but you'll learn to differentiate them by context pretty soon if you keep watching more stuff.

>>140193009
Use the google translate app on a smartphone/tablet, it has OCR.

>>140200098
Thanks anon.

Also forgot two more that are common
>otosa = father
>okasa = mother

>>140200221
and what about jukujo

Here are some set expressions that you hear often and just some words:
>hito wa korosarereba shinu sore ga atarimae nando = something is bound to happen and is very obvious
>choto matte kudasai = please wait I want to follow you
>choto! = female/cute way of saying choto matte kudasai
>damare zo! = shut up! (very male)
>ara = female way of saying "that's true"

>>140200304
I'm not sure I've heard of it actually.

140200289
Yeah, those are very useful too.

What are some Japanese palindromes that can also be translated into palindromes in English?

>>140201093
日本日
糞猫糞

>>140200238
yep just downloaded it actually. thank you my tomodachi

Is there some sort of guide to mimetic expressions and onomatopoeia? The one in the CoR is ass.

>>140201500
Yes, this guide is called watching a lot, and I mean a lot of anime.

how difficult was it to learn japanese 15-20 years ago without all of these handy dandy online resources

So apparently 空くmeans both to become empty or aku and to be empty suku, this is correct? Google tl isnt much help

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>>140201536
Can you guys help me with my homework?

Particles make my head spin.

>>140201617
Somewhat.

>>140201536
Think about this my man, if you had spent your time learning Japanese instead of shitposting you would probably be 日本 by now.

>>140201648
no i wont help you with your japanese homework

>>140201680
Damnit.

Well, gotta go search for them.

Thanks, tho.

>tfw wasted 6 months to finish RTK

Fuck this meme.

>>140201648
i wish i had japanese homework tfw self taught

>>140197448

電子レンジ is a microwave, and microwave these days can function as oven.

Source: I have one

>>140201675
What are you talking about?
>>140201648
>>140201536

>>140201724
>meme
Fuck this meme.

>>140201730
I have to study more, i think i'm lacking.

>>140201799
Nope, watch a lot of animations from Japan and you will be ok.

>>140201633
Please respond

>>140201724
It's only a meme when you spend too long on it and do it badly/for the wrong reasons.

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>>140201835
I do.

But it is still hard for me.

I need help for gettting the particle right, damnit.

I wish i was able to learn the vocabulary and some grammatical rules a little bit easier.

>>140201954
Youre not even using kanji this is piss easy

>>140202005
Well, it seems like i suck.

I think i need to have the notebook alongside me to do this.

>>140201633
risten more

>>140201851
There is a duality there like dark/light, same thing, but different at the same time kind of.
>>140201954
Yeah then just watch more what's the problem here?

>>140201776
Microwaves by definition function completely differently from ovens

>>140202149
What did he mean by this

>>140202101
Don't you want to learn japanese?

>>140202180
Oh, it's just that i feel like shit because this problem messes me up even after studying japanese for around 2 years.

>>140202201
Just try to increase your anime input [フィルター] a lot and you should get what I mean.
>>140202280
Then you are pretty much trash and take a katana to your stomach.

>>140202240
I want to, but it's hard for me.

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>>140202323
Maybe i should.

But, you know, it's made of wood.

So, i'll just have to keep trying to learn Japanese.

Tfw djt only fucks your shit up even further when you go to it for help

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Check it check it check it
So excited

>>140202405
That's a cool katana『for a beginner』, how often do you train to be a better 侍?

>>140202463
Checked it, saw アニメいてドくそ, removed from my mind.

>>140202405
hey dude can i come over and polish your ぼくと

>>140202469
If by Samurai training you mean sometimes hitting pillows with it and pose when no one is watching me in room, then yeah.

I'm the next Yukimura.


(Joking aside, can someone please give me a quick rundown on the paricles?)

>>140202463
I am literal jelly atm

>>140201954
>people who take classes are taught words in all-kana
I will never understand this. If anything it's easier when you learn the kanji first.

>>140202194

Hello, ESL.

>and microwave these days can function as oven
>CAN function

>>140202587
Its easier to write on paper in kana

>>140190893
How hard is the jap in this VN?
I'm planning on playing it when I finish the one I'm with right now.

>>140202635
>hard
>VN
Please stop trolling.

Thread full of shitpost and no actual discussion, nice general friends

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>>140202587
Well, my sensei makes me study these cards for every kanji we see.

>>140202699
give me a good name for a raw manga thread with a good acronym

>>140202502
>>140202699
Just give up. You're far more likely to get yourself range banned than you are to get these threads removed from /a/ by keeping this shit up.

>>140202699
Well, i came here seeking help on my homework.

It just made me feel even worse about myself.

>>140202619
Then it's an oven that can function as a microwave

>>140202699
Thread full of one autist shitting the thread up and derailing any actual discussion*

>>140202740
Do you have a knife at home? You can use it to massage your throat if you are that stupid. さすがアニムぼううやだぜワロス

>据え膳食わぬは男の恥

>>140202005
So, can you help me by telling me the differences between Itadakimasu and moraimasu?

>>140202868
>cool anime line
What did you want to say with this post?

why are all the yotsuba raws such low resolution

>>140202760

>i-i was only p-pretending to be an esl!!

Aw, you got me there fampai.

>>140202985
I think that kind of studying resource is low resolution by definition isn't it?

>>140203009
No but seriously post an amazon link or something to an example

Most microwaves have plastic and shit in them and it doesn't seem like it would be a good idea to heat that shit up to 400 degrees

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>>140202985
Okay, could you please tell me if these two correct?

>>140203098
handwriting/10

>>140202701
このかびんはけっこん(の)おいわい(に)なかむらさん(が)くださいました
わたしは日本のしょうせつ(に)きょうみ(が)
セーター(の)サイズ(を)まちがえたので　みせの人(と)
わたしは妹(に)絵本(を)よんでやります
田中さんは　わたし(の)　かばん(を) もってくださいました
おがわさんは　わたし(を) ディズニーランド(に)　つれていってくださいました

日本語は難しい。。。

>>140203098
Holy crap man work on your ゛ placement

>>140203098
Wow, I would try to if your handwriting wasn't that fucking awful. Didn't you hear of the 50 times method before or are your hands just that broken?

>>140203185
だよねw

>>140203188
>>140203148
Sorry, i'll rewrite them.

>>140203088

Why don't you try googling on your own you filthy tech illiterate faggot.

>>140203185
アニ麻日本語は易しいだぜケック

>>140202819
Just ask yourself why shitposting things that you don't like into oblivion to get them removed isn't standard practice by now.
That's right, because it's a waste of energy that doesn't work. Don't assume that other spergs haven't attempted it before you.

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>>140203197
I guess i'll work on it.

>>140203167
Thanks, but giving me the answer isn't going to make me improve.

Thank you very much for helping me.

>>140203274
I don't give a fuck about the removal of this thread.
>spergs
Don't watch Nihon no アニめ以ーション so I think that's not the case, it might be with you though.

Is calling someone 淫ら as strong as calling someone a slut or a whore, or is it just like saying lewd/naughty?

>>140203319
Is this supposed to be the rewritten version? Because you didn't fix it at all. Your です still looks more like ていす (which was the only real problem with the handwriting in the first version)

>>140203397
Yeah it basically means that you despise her and think that's she's too easy.

>>140203397
I don't think you usually call people 淫ら

>>140203319
大学の日本語練習しているバカワロタ

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>>140203402
I'll fill multiple pages with "Desu" to improve.

>>140203541
Make it くそ猫です

>>140203609
I know what that means.

https://www.reddit.com/r/LearnJapanese/comments/4ey83t/wanikani_achievement_1000_kanji_burned_only_took/

>>140203765
>Reddit
くそ猫です

>>140203765
you already posted this last thread, go away

>>140203738
You can still improve by writing it though.
>>140203765
Wow, so funny! A man took the time and effort to learn 1000 kanji, lets fucking mock him till the end of days, great idea.

>>140203765
This is post is 100% a troll, but the fact that everyone is congratulating him is pretty funny.

>>140203928
>100%
Is this your post?

さようなら :.(

>>140204026
Oyasuminasai.

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>>140203765
>https://www.reddit

>>140203765
>can't write them
then do don't know them

>>140204018
Yes. Hello from reddit :)

>>140204071
bless you

>>140204026

Don't do it, man. Tomorrow will get better.

>>140204071
さよならねこでございますあるね
これはあにまいにほんごでござりますね
>>140204102
こにちわ！俺も

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oh shit

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>>140204133
>>140203816
So, what can i do in this?

Aren't Kudasaimasu, Itadakimasu and Yarimasu the same as Agemasu, Moraimasu and Kuremasu?

>>140204026
Do it, you know it's the only way to make the pain end.

>>140204217
大丈夫？

Someone please recommend me some good 実況 players. People with a good voice who play interesting games. I've watched a ton of アブ videos but he's basically the only one I know.

>>140204296
んなわけねーだろ

>>140204217
I hope some 荷罒 watchあーず 死んだ there テラワロス .
>>140204310
Answer one question and I will help you: ツーディor スリーディ?

>>140204218
Yes they are the same, just used in different periods or Japanese history, one was used mostly in Edo, the others in Showa and Heisei. Basically same stuff, you can use them interchangeably.

>>140203765
Later he says the 1000 actually aren't all kanji but are 179 radicals, 235 kanji, and 586 vocab. Probably just a troll.

>>140204462
So, are they used in different scenarios or can i just put them either way?

>>140204486
235 hantizu is still a big achievement even in 3 years.
>>140204585
Just use the one you like the most, it's like with personal pronoun, like there's 2 males can use - 俺、わたし.

>>140204218
They aren't the same. Look them up in the DoJG.

>>140204486

I checked his profile and it looks like he's a legit redditor with a lot of karma.

It's people like this that gives me hope.

デーリー・リマインダー：
日本ノアニエメ以ションっくそで御座る。

>>140204634
>>140204627

Darn it...a contradiction.

Maybe with Jishokei?

>>140204720
>アニエメ

>>140204218
I can easily answer all of these from watching anime

>>140204738
This guy >>140204634 is just a troll that has been causing havoc the past 2-4 or however many months. They are indeed the same, just use the one that sounds better to you.

>>140204772
ーー＞あねいまいしょんランど

>>140204783
Okay, give it a shot.

>>140204794
Alright.

>>140204867
He's lying to you, look them up in DoJG. The best advice I can give you right now is to just look stuff like that up yourself in reliable resources and not come to DJT for help right now since the autist is shitting up any actual discussions or questions.

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Daily reminder God punished Japan for they didn't make Yuru Yuri new season.

>>140204867
He also has a split personality disorder as you can see from this post >>140204922, just ignore and report.

>>140204943
Actually he probably punished them for trying to produce that abomination.

>>140204833
I'll answer one of your choice

>>140205085
Okay.

Please help me with #3

>>140205200
くれました
that's probably the easiest one desu

>>140205287
Welp, thanks.

>>140205339
wma
Watch More A**me

>>140205355
I watch anime.

I just...you know, need to study more.

Specially the rules of those verbs, i cam't remember how were they used.

>>140205409
wma = study, that's just all I can say to you. Just do it more and never give up, wma even if you feel like you will pass out. wma even if you have taken a gunshot to the head...

>>140205287
Can't you...you know, tell me #4?

>>140205546
Okay, then.

I mean, soudane.

>>140205559
Just ask yourself who the subject of the sentence is (it's not 部長 since 部長 is followed by に) and who is doing the favor

>>140205027
God hates abortion of abominated children.

>>140205660
Alright.

I think i remember it now.

Kudasaimasu was used when someone gave something to me, itadakimasu and yarimasu were used when i gave something to someone else, right?

>>140205632
Arigatou gozaimashita da ze.
>>140205667
Is that supposed to be an insult?

What is there a 犬 here?
太い猫は犬をセックスした。

>>140205966
Alright, everyone

Thanks so much for helping me.

I will continue to improve (as much as i can.)

But one last thing.

How were sentences with "tame ni" structured?
Can you guys give me some examples?

>>140206160
Yeah sure.
女の子ために俺のペニスです勃起した。

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>>140197448
>>140201776
にほんごではmicrowaveのことを
「チン」って呼んでるよ

>これチンして
これを電子レンジで適温に加熱してください

>>140206218
Alright, i see.

Don't they have a kanji for penis?

>>140206478
the kanji for penis is 僕

>>140206408
>cool anime pic
じゃすとjerkedオッフｗ
かっこ良いだぜ糞猫
>>140206478
Even if they do they don't use is, they have a lot of words for ペニス though like ちんちん、僕、ちんぽ、ちんこ etc.

>>140206478
陰茎

>>140206567
輪形

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>>140206524
>>140206551
>>140206567
Can you guys tell me what i am supposed to do on this exercise?

(Part 1)

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>>140206796
(Part 2)

>>140206796
You need to write it in both Simplified and Traditional characters, just google it, pretty easy.

>>140206796
>>140206826
It says you need to activate your magic circuit to go further, do you know of such a thing?

>>140206796
It's a poem but the characters have been scrambled in a random order. You need to rearrange all the characters used on that page to create a series of haiku following strict syllabic structure.

>>140206796
this looks like a silhouette of a dick in something

>>140206796
>>140206826
宿題がトイレに入れて
そしてフラッシュ

>>140206796
>>140206826
主語＋目的語＋述語の組み合わせをAnkiするといいんじゃないかなとおもうよ

せんぬきは＋ビンのふたを＋あけるものです
ミ↑キサーは＋しょくざいを＋まぜるものです
ミキサ↑ーは＋おととおとを＋かさねる機械です
たいおんけいは＋はつねつがあるかどうかを＋しらべるものです
ファイルは＋資料を＋整理するものです
時刻表は＋ダイヤを＋まとめたものです

>/djt/ is now the general for braindead Japanese 1 losers to post their homework

Sausage

just ban this thread already and let everyone move to koohii

>>140207231
Yeah I vote for this motion ｗｗｗ

>>140207231
sausaga dude

Say I'm talking to my friend about this guy who's a doctor. Should I say "Tanaka-san wa isha des" or is "Tanaka-sensei wa isha des"?

>>140207324
さん or さま, better drop the honorific shit altogether if you aren't a 僕 cuck.

>>140207365
What is a 僕 cuck? Someone who just uses 僕 all the time instead of 私?

>>140207324
i think in your case you want to just add the 野郎 honourific instead of san or whatever

>>140207433
Someone who even considers using 僕 at any point in time. 俺 and 拙者 are the only way to go.

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>>140207324
友人に、登場人物が医者だと伝えるとき
>「あの人は医者です」
あなたが男のときだけ使える、友人に、登場人物が女医者だと伝えるとき
>「あの人は女医です」

あなたと、△△という名前の友達と、○○という名前の医者とが同席したとき
>「△△さん、○○さんはお医者さんです」

>>140207639
>cool anime ぴｃ
Will she suck my ちんこ like that ロリポップ?

>>140207770
lollipopをロリポップといってもたぶん通じないよ

「ぺろきゃん」と言うと多分通じるんじゃないかなあとおもうよ

>>140207911
「会いアンシーズマイペニス」
ああ、糞をたべたい！
デイヴィッドくんです
メイドちゃんが大好き

>>140198812
The thread would be better off being a weekly thing, if anything. Give people enough to time have things to actually talk about.

>>140208005
instead of worrying about what you think djt should be why not just chat casually in 英語 or 日本語 or a 混合 of both

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>>140202788
>one autist shitting the thread

>>140208093
No, it's just one sakura autist doing this you have to believe me! It if for the good of this thread 笑！

>>140207231
>>140208005
Not really. The threads are normally fine, it's just that this guy is spamming like a retard all day every day so most of the good posters aren't really paying as much attention to the thread / aren't posting as much.

>>140208093
Fuck off, retard. It's not a coincidence that there's suddenly a number of hours where the threads go back to normal while he's sleeping. It's literally all one person.

>>140208049
>why not just chat casually in 英語 or 日本語 or a 混合 of both
Yes I'm sure a thread like that would continue to get mod protection.

>>140208115
>It's literally all one person.
No it's not.

>>140208192
This thread is protected by 神様. No rules apply in this 地域.

>>140208115
>The threads are normally fine
No they aren't. Do you think the archive doesn't exist or something?

>>140208258
>>140208216
Sorry, you are not allowed to point out facts in this thread. Please leave.

２D糞を放した
ケック

>>140208216
Yes anon I'm sure it's actually just a group of people on IRC who coordinate these super epic le funny reddit-tier shitposts and then they randomly decide to take a 6-8 hour break every day before starting up again.

>>140208258
Compared to the shithole they've been since this guy started spamming they were. Now it's pretty much impossible to discuss anything or for beginners to trust any answers because almost every single conversation or post is going to be shitposted to death by him.

The real 櫻 "autist" I call upon you, answer my summoning!

>>140208192
who cares about any of that just do you man

>>140208310
who cares about beginners honestly the guide does enough to serve their half hearted purposes

the fact of the matter is no one has anything good to talk about when it comes to nihongo and while it may be related to their level of competence im mostly talking about their ability to provide decent chat in the 1st place regardless of language

if you cant provide the above you prolly shouldnt be complaining about what other people are doing and just chill out and be a good doormat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpeZBk4E7fY

っんん
糞を食べた

>the thread is still fine I swear
come on now

>>140208922
It'd be great if that one unstable autist got lobotomised.

I personally think that watching the work of Japanese animators is a good way of learning this language. Each 1 of the 5 frames per second is filled with deep cultural and linguistic meaning.
日本語はたぬしいです

我が名はニホン

What's the best website to buy animations from Japan? I need them for learning purposes only.

>>140209709
huh????

>>140209797
moshi moshi, I wanna learn Japanese you baka shiksho

>>140209582
>>140209018
これは新ミームの始まりですか。

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>>140209014
See >>140208093
These threads are shit because of your attitude of trying to blame everyone else on easy, rhetorical creations.

This thread has became nothing but grounds for shitposters because in the past every single fucking time someone tried to call out shitposting, the hivemind went into full throttle buzzing and attacked the anons who actually cared about the state of the thread. See what happens when you spend years arguing that certain forms of shitposting a fine, using "thread culture" as a defence?

Pic related: it is the fault of the fucking generalfags, though they will be the last to own up and take responsibility.

>>140209904
それは偽日本語ケック
阿仁前が大好き、デイヴィッド？

>>140209921
Dude, your writing style is really fucking obvious. Just stop.

>>140209921
hi sakurafag

>>140209921
Your post is considered shitposting by our thread culture, sorry.
>>140209948
>>140209956
hello I am the sakurafag.

屁を放したぜ
匂いな。

>>140209921
>arguing that certain forms of shitposting a fine
What do you include in this?

>>140209921
>These threads are shit because of your attitude of trying to blame everyone else on easy, rhetorical creations.
nah i'm pretty sure they're shit because you're posting in them

ああ糞ねこ！
猫が尻に放した
ファッキングビッチだぜええ！てめええ！！

>>140209921
>the thread is shit in my opinion so it's fine for someone to flood it with other shit
People with this kind of reasoning are literally the reason that shit threads exist. They see a shitty thread and think it's justifiable to post their own brand of shit.

And then you have this autist who is literally relentlessly flooding the entire thread day after day with 100% bonafide off-topic braindamage.

Apply your brain, /jp/sie.

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ボクのせいかな

気がつけばアイツもアイツもアイツもアイツも
アイツもアイツもいなくなって
アイツもアイツも見なくなって
こっちはいつもいっつもやってる
いつも流行ってるいつも変わんねぇ
スタイル崩さずまだ戦ってる

>>140210269
>ナイスanimeポスト
Justｗｗ, nothing more to say...
日本語はメイドだよ

>>140209921
You're really the only one shitposting though.

>>140210337
>崩さずまだ戦ってる

>>140210120
Well, his original argument was supposedly against
>visual novel screenshots (VNs belong on /jp/) and autistically arguing about shit unrelated to /a/ such as English grammar, different Japanese learning websites

Which in itself sounds somewhat reasonable, but he then starts whining about having resources in the OP and complaining about crossboarders, even though he's one himself, and god knows what.

His whole argument has always been disingenuous as fuck, and it really seems that he simply had his autism triggered by the whole Sakura OP affair and hasn't been able to stop his ridiculous crusade ever since.

https://desustorage.org/qa/thread/469090
You can see his original /qa/ thread there.

>>140210684
あにいい目少年でござるか

>>140210718
that sure was a interesting however many billion posts that i did not read

>>140210915
いぇあっとてもねはは

これは反応した方が良いの？
それとも無視が最良？

>>140210718
>>visual novel screenshots (VNs belong on /jp/) and autistically arguing about shit unrelated to /a/ such as English grammar, different Japanese learning websites
Being angry over this stuff from the start is autism, none of that is off-topic at all. VNs- a common resource used to study. English grammar- if anyone was actually here for these arguments they usually arose when trying to understand differences between Japanese and English grammar, perfectly on topic. Japanese learning websites- don't see how this could be viewed as off-topic.

I think it's pretty clear he just thinks the thread belongs to him and is supposed to only do what he wants it to. He doesn't like VNs and doesn't want them discussed; he wanted his OP image to be chosen. The thread didn't obey him, and so he wants to destroy all of it. Honestly it's pathetic.

I watched 50 Japanese ani mations today and learned Japanese, anyone else did the same?
>>140211026
VNs are low grammar, sorry.

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わかによまれる「さくら」

いまはやまざくらってよばれるかも

まんかい

>>140211022
自殺の方だと思う
お前もそうだろう

>>140211060
much like your posting

oh wait i get it now

>>140211119
>cool あにｍ pic!
Can I print it out and オナ二 おンヌ it? Just for learning Japanese.
>>140211192
What do you get bro?

>>140211207
its not so much about me getting something as much as it is about you getting what i think you think im getting i think dude

>>140211350
oh I get what you think I get now. Everything is obvious now thanks.

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>そのニカ国の間に平和の象徴として「白国」が作られました

I don't get what she means by ニカ国 but I get the main idea that the White country was made as a symbol of peace between the two (red and blue) countries

>>140211651
She is using normal VN (low level) grammar, basically just revert the meaning and you will get standard Japanese, but you shouldn't be reading that in the first place omg.

>>140211651
か国

>>140211651
2 countries.

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おにいちゃんおはなみしよ

>>140211801
花が好きじゃない、ホモじゃないだからさ。
そして、それは非常に低質のコラだよ。

>>140211026
Yeah, he doesn't really have a leg to stand on.

Is there any computer program that helps to learn words? Preferably imported from videos.

>>140209948
>>140209956
>>140210030
>>140210120
>>140210171
>>140210269
>>140210358
Proving the point, well done.

ボクの精液を飲み込め

ペロペロしてるぞ

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>茸
>木の子

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>>140212384
>>>/lgbt/
帰れ

>>140212441
>>140212461
はは之はとてもたぬしい！！
Thanks for the image though, helped me learn Japanese very fast.
>>140212384
拙者も精液大好き。名前わデイヴィッドくんだぜええ

What are some recommended animational educational videos for learning this すばらしい language? By that I mean Japanese.

>>140213215
Watch hentai with a notepad

>>140213215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WigPMsoFYvY&list=PLhWhqtp4EZRhJsKZQiJlA-q9_e-lmEi1Y&index=1

These should be about your level, considering your condition.

>>140213258
I'm not sure I have enough power in my 脳 to do that yet.
>>140213272
These look like fun, and they are very educational. Also animated by Japanese people, thank you.

>>140213272
I think I'm going to have nightmares now

>>140213272
>>140213352
I learned どうぶつ、くま、ぞう、ぱんだ、かば、しまうま、きりん、らいおん、もいいっかい

>that tfw when finally learned all the Kanas and Roumanjis
I'm gonna make it brahs, gonna do the Kanjis next

>>140213504
>gonna do the Kanjis next
How about learning some vocabulary instead.

>>140213272
この音程の発音はまちがいだよ

く↑ま↓

ぞー

ぱ↑んだ↓

か↑ば

しま↑う↑ま

きり↑ん

らい↑お↑ん

>>140213524
But I can't read the words if I don't know the Kanjis. I'll learn vocabulary afterwards.

>>140213504
Nope wrong method right there, romanji - anime. That's the only way.
>>140213561
>>140213524
Vocabulary is literally useless as well as kanji, just train your ears by the via of anime.

>>140213561
You can easily learn the kanji while learning the words.

>>140213639
Not everyone is a superhuman like you anon

>>140213639
That seems unnecessarily difficult. I'll just do them separately. I learned the Kanas in only a month, so the Kanjis shouldn't take too long either.

>>140213690
Exactly, but you can just skip the kanjis and go straight to anime. Your ears can't perceive kanjis anyway lmao

>>140213738
Lol.... You can't learn にほんご (Nihongo - Japanese) just by watching あにめ (anime). Check this site out: wanikani.com

>>140214026
Um, sorry, but I understand 99% of Ancient にほんご(Japanese language) just by watching 阿仁芽 (Japanese animation). Does this site teach you how to train your ears or just eyes?

this is some next level irony right here

Shitposter pulling an all nighter just to shitpost some more?

>>140214085
It teaches both, WaniKani is the most complete にほんご site out there. After you're done, you will be pretty much native-level.

>>140214195
My body is made out of katanas, I do not need to sleep.

yup there's nothing wrong with djt right now
SeemsGood

>>140214026

are you like that guy from reddit who only learnt like 250 kanji in 3.5 years on wanikani (with a monthly subscription fee, no less) and decided to show off about it on reddit


because if kana took you 1 month to learn, you're absolutely hopeless

more than a week to learn kana=mentally challenged

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地震回数がすごい
明日の朝までは揺れが続くっていわれてるよ

>>140214394
>falling for le epic ironic shitpost
just ignore him and he'll go away eventually

>>140214394
I'm literally a genius and it took me 1.5 months for both kanas, you don't understand anything, 阿仁m雑種
>>140214406
Cool I hope a バンチオフファッキングジャップらを死んだ。
>>140214435
Be sure to keep telling that to yourself each time you go to bed テラワロス.

>>140214390
>right now
That's the key, isn't it?

>>140214406
>続くって
shouldn't this be 続って?

>>140214435
i think there are two shit posters here
one of them hopped on the bandwagon but is slightly different