I would like to see it ... but would fuck off into some woods 'til the second coming of Jesus
Also discuss
>>19317487
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me seven or more times, shame on me
>>19317487
>black nobility
There's been an uptick in Guelph posting across the internet lately, and it has a wooden feel to it.
Has anyone here ever tried to worship the gods from Dungeon Crawl for real?
http://crawl.chaosforge.org/God
>>19317212
You could try to pray to a few of the ones in here:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/s8pu4s9kliv2q42/Original%20Petty%20Gods%20-%20OPG.pdf
I like the Goddess of Very Small Spiders, personally.
>Attrecoppea is the goddess of very small spiders; the sort which adventurers would take little notice of in a dungeon, but which may prompt a shiver of revulsion from even the bravest fighting man if found in his bedchamber or water closet.
>Nearly every household contains these tiny predators, and nearly every housewife and child kills them out of instinctive fear. But in truth these creatures are benevolent, preying on fleas which bear disease, flies and moths which damage foodstuffs and cloth, among many other harmful insects, and each death is a martyrdom. Attrecoppea embodies these contradictions; inspiring fear, but protecting human homes through her tiny, oft-slain children. Beneficent but accustomed to being misunderstood. She plots and plans to aid humanity secretly, but may give direct aid as well. She favors lawful creatures and weavers of all sorts
>>19317212
I mean, go ahead. The power that deities have is governed by our own personal faith and belief in them. If there's one you really like and resonate with, go for it, make offerings and prayers, but you have to truly BELIEVE.
>>19317212
Most 4chan post Ive ever seen.
Has anyone else ever seen the Tin walker? This creature attacked me and some friend while we were camping. In the middle of the night I heard the piercing sound of canned food being opened, quickly I remembered our can food I run outside butt naked hoping it's not a bear. That's when I saw the Tin walker I thought he was a hoax but he glared at me with those shiny metallic eyes paralyzing and petrifing me to the core. I ran and he laughed and with a demonic voice said you can run but you can't hide. I stopped buying canned foods I know what I saw please help me how do I fight this creature
>durrr muh newfagginz
shut up fag
Some say hes from the future
Hello /x
Can an chinese anon please explain the chinese zodiaks relation to the western signs?
Western zodiak starts with aries 20 mars.
Western new year is 31 december.
When do the chinese count a new year and which is the first sign and what date?
Was he a con-artist or not?
Daily remainder he:
>was caught and charged for corpse-stealing
>put on the pillory for forgery
>accused of forgery a second time and he had his ears cut off
>cucked John Dee by convincing him angels told him to swap wifes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPaXCthDPqM
For about a week straight, throughout the day I'll get drowsy maybe 2-3 times. It seems innocent enough. I workout, have a full time job, even offer friends guitar classes. It's normal for me to just crash a couple of mins in my bed and nap. However recently a couple of strange occurrences have happened during these naps. At first I can feel the slip of going from awake to asleep or unconscious. I never could. Then I we what appears as a white circle which inverts to everything in my sight becoming white and that circle becoming what looks like a black hole. Then I see this hole split from the center as if an eye begins to blink strangely enough when this happens I get spooked and open my eyes to find that I'm in my bed but when I open the door of my room I figure I'm in a completely different house. I'm startled when I see my sister in the kitchen, a kitchen I've never been in. I ask her what's wrong cause she's crying. Deep down I'm puzzled because she lives on campus in college why is she here? She starts telling me that I'm acting different and even look different. That's when I realized I was dreaming but I couldn't snap out of the dream. And when I did it was because my bed was shaking. Why it shook I have no clue it stopped as soon as I opened my eyes not in the dream but in this reality. I brushed it off cause I was tired and still wanted to nap this time the same thing occurred this time the lighting was less bright and different house again. Everyday that passes by this occurs more and more often but in these other places in my dreams I seem to have another life one separate from this reality. Am I traveling to different timelines or dimensions?
Can anyone point towards a good resource for Dee's manuscripts? I'm looking for 3189 to start this journey - but the two scans available are terrible quality. Found attached picture - but it looks to be from golden dawn - I'm looking for the early stuff in light of recent revelations of de vere/shakspeare connections...
>>19316825
https://mega.nz/#F!AE5yjIqB!y7Vdxdb5pbNsi2O3zyq9KQ
Either he Enochian folder or the Yorke Microfilms would be good places to start. For more info, ask over at this thread:
>>19312145
Thank you for the quick reply with this valuable resource - I was specifically wondering if there were enhancements done on the tables - they are pretty terrible in this scan and the other floating around...
www.10sineoutreach.org
Somebody started spamming a /b/ thread about halfway through
>boards.4chan.org/b/thread/739381484
Lets see what you guys can dig up about this site that I cant find info on anywhere else
https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/text/10sineoutreach/
Okay so I've just found this board and wanted to show my experience. It's fairly short but still weird
So 2 years ago my great grandma died, and throughout her life she had a grandfather clock that never worked, but suddenly after her death it started working, not very scary but still weird. She also liked pop tarts so heres a pop tart
have a wii-jee board sesh right next to the clock m8! report back w results
how do i summon succubus???/??/?1
There are a variety of succubi available for summoning online.
Just remember to pay them or else their...uhh..."patron demon" will beat the shit out of you.
>>19316675
Present your bare ass to the sky on the night of a full moon and chant "Swiggity-swooty, succubus coming for my booty!" 66 times.
Here is an ancient ritual to summon a succubus, but be warned, this is black magic and can go wrong so follow it carefully:
Go to the Craigslist casual encounters and chant this three times:
I have 200 dollars
I have 200 dollars
I have 200 dollars
You will be messaged by a hyper realistic email. This is the succubus. Tell her you want her to wear all black and to talk dirty.
If she gets disinterested quickly tell her you will pay extra. If she agrees, tell her your address and get ready for the hardest part of the ritual. Turn off all the lights. Light 10 black candles, put them around your bed and wait.
If you see flashing red lights and hear the wails of a siren, something has gone horribly wrong. Immediately blow out the candles and pretend you are not home. No matter what you hear, do not open the door. The evil spirit will take you away to be raped by black beasts.
However, if you hear a knock you have been deemed worthy. But be warned, as this ritual is known to summon incubi as well. They will be disguised, but if you see something out of place chant "Fuck off, faggot" continuously until they leave. If you do not they will rape you. After that you will be followed by constant decay. You will never be able to recover from any disease. You will grow pale like a corpse and slowly wither away.
After verifying that they are a succubus, let them in and enjoy the "fruits" of your labor. But be warned. Black magic has a price. A month later you will see blisters and boils anywhere your skin touched the demon. Soon you will see the succubus outside your mother's house everyday, screaming and pounding at the door. She will continue this, each day getting fatter and more hideous, until 9 months. Then, you will pay...
What is the significance of Black Moon Lilith? I read up enough to know that it's linked to astrology but are there any mystical elements involved with it and what does it represent?
>>19316630
Boop
>>19316630
Tell us what you know already, that'll help me explain anyway
>>19316630
don't even know what the fuck th is is bump
Did we get any updates on polaroid anon? We had a decent thread earlier this year on an anon going through paranormal stuff in his life, but the threads died with his updates.
http://imgur.com/a/B2dh6
https://vimeo.com/user63896521
>>19316580
The threads were shilled to death by retards going "It's fake hurr durr", or "Its Dobby guyz, Harry Potteerz XDXDXDUPBOAT!!!01!!
I know it's kind of taboo to bring up "Creepypasta's" here but this is a really weird case.
Apparently the creature B.O.B (Brutal Obscene Beast) Was apparently a real account from NJ during 2004 or before here on /x/.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/bobbrutal-obscene-beast
It even has a goddamn picture. (Pic related.)
But judging by the fact that the creature "Peed." on op's dog, and looked like an asian, I think it was just a shitpost, but I'm not sure.
What ever happened with that entire scenario?
Damn it guys, give me something.
>>19316533
But also dubs I guess, that has to give me something.
>>19316533
>Damn it guys, give me something.
If you come to my house I'll give you a couple of bucks.
Crazy bitch
She is mad
>>19316474
No wonder, with arseholes like you for support.